Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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I remember Wendy's interview with Whitney Houston. She was like "Whitney, Mariah denied her boob job. Do you deny yours?"
Whitney "Oh, FUCK no!"
Wendy- "See, that's my girl. I got mine done too. Don't you just love them.'
Whitney- "I mean, if you're gonna go for it. Go for it. Ya know?"
Wendy "Do you ever wish you got 'em bigger?"
Whitney "My husband's loooooooves them. He loves them".
Wendy "...But when you lost weight they did look like two baseballs on a stick."
Whitney- "I know they looked really weird."
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Help me!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:18pm.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I remember my son's first birthday. He got hold of the cake before the guests arrived. AND I WAS HOLDING HIM! I said to Mr. Roo we should have named him Fast Eddie.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:17pm.
I was going to use "midget" but ppl always get mad when I use it, well that and "retarded".
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I WILL BE DRINKING HEAVY NOT ONLY FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND, BUT THAT FUCKING 'AMERICAN LOSER' AND 'DANCES WITH THE FUCKING IDIOTS' ARE FUCKING OVER AND THEY WILL STOP SHOVING THAT SHIT DOWN ARE FUCKING THROATS...VODKA AND BEER!!
Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
They have found a badly decomposed body near the area they have been searching for his missing wife.
They will not confirm whether it's male/female or how long it's been there.
God I hope it's her. Her family can finally put her to rest and that fucker can fry.
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Hoe convenient, right around the time hes arrested and charged....they find a body!
Kinda reminds me of the Casey Anthony case....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
So, I was thinking it might be fun to have a d-listed special annual day, kinda like Internation Pirate Day....we could have D-Listed CAPS day where once ayear everyone has to type all caps all day.
Or, is that too lame?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Thanks God, open post.
Any suggestions would sooo very welcome on this:
Bikini for very very light skin, natural blonde hair, very tall and slim frame.
Bikini pant is not to show half of my butt and I'm not into padded tops either.
Have been looking for ages....but all styles are so boring here.
Any advice is welcome!!!!
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Who in their right mind goes to work with 5 inches heels!
Me!!! I'm retarded like that, in my defense they are Pretty and they matched my clothes.
What are we talking about?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Okay I just clicked on the pic of the ladymidget. That is way to much midgetism for me. He face belongs on the body of a linebacker.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
They have found a badly decomposed body near the area they have been searching for his missing wife.
They will not confirm whether it's male/female or how long it's been there.
God I hope it's her. Her family can finally put her to rest and that fucker can fry.
__________ YES! I hate that smug fucker, he should be hung for being a ass sucking pedophile if nothing else.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
Who's doing what this long weekend?
Im going Camping!!!!!! :)
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One eyed willy is going to show me where he buried his treasure......I cant wait!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
Who's doing what this long weekend?
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I am having my sons 1st birthday party :-)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:16pm.
I hate Timmies. Do I have to turn in my passport?
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Gawd no....just hand over your free iced coffee. :D
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
Ok no offence, but the little person is freaking me out!!!!
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In general, the small folk (under 4.5 and under) freak me out. I am always afraid they are going to do something evil!
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Is it wrong that I love the word "midget"?
MidgetMidgetMidgetMidgetMidgetMidgetMidget
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:13pm.
i dunno if its all over canada. check redflagdeals.com it shoudl have the list. its all over here... i dont drink coffee so i havent gotten one but its from 12 to 5 today
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:12pm.
loves loves loves the hot weather...im finally happy :)
Mmmmm I want an Iced Coffee now....
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I hate Timmies. Do I have to turn in my passport?
I can't click on the little person. I'm still traumatized from the fucking clown at the Circus on Tuesday.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
They have found a badly decomposed body near the area they have been searching for his missing wife.
They will not confirm whether it's male/female or how long it's been there.
God I hope it's her. Her family can finally put her to rest and that fucker can fry.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
Ok no offence, but the little person is freaking me out!!!!
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In general, the small folk (under 4.5 and under) freak me out. I am always afraid they are going to do something evil!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:12pm.
i get that way sometimes...
you should watch.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8
might make you feel a wee bit better :)
Mrs. G that sounds like fun! I hope you have a great time! Don't talk to any strange raccoons!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
WHERE? Is this an all over Canada promotion! How come I didn't hear about this!!!!!!!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:09pm.
that i'd be!
tis a good day to be too! free iced coffees at tim hortons today!
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Free iced coffee is a good thing even if ED Norton is serving it!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
'sup hwores! Hope all is well with ya'll skanks. Just have time for a drive-by 'sup. Catch you guys later.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:11pm.
tis a good day to be too! free iced coffees at tim hortons today!
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Whaaa....? *blows this pop stand and makes for Timmy's*
How do you like the weather? I'm basking in it. :D
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
i'm in a all my friends are getting married and/or having babies funk. i needed to tell someone who wasn't my friend, getting married or having a baby. *sigh*
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Aww I miss Wendy. Ever since she went to NYC she hasn't been that great anymore.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
has anyone ever seen this creature and mimi in the same place at the same time? i bet this is what becomes of her when the unicorns leave because mariah carey is on her period.
unicorns abhor periods.
Ok no offence, but the little person is freaking me out!!!!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
Who's doing what this long weekend?
Im going Camping!!!!!! :)
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
That's a big bitch.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:09pm.
that i'd be!
tis a good day to be too! free iced coffees at tim hortons today!
I was watching TMZ and they cought Lisa Rinna leaving her show where she talked about eating her hbbys "pork" um why do people overshare?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Woah... what was that event about? Circus convention?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:08pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
we had ours last weekend :( could use another one!
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You must be from the land of the maple leaf!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:08pm.
Her hair is soooooo gorgeous!
(stfu, of course I know it's a weave!)
Who cares it is gorgeous!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
First it was Marie's horse teefs and now this broad with the nostrils that ate Tokyo!!!
You're killing me today MK. Killing me softly with your posts.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Whoa! She's a whole lotta woman! Isn't she the one all the celebritys hate cause she talks so much trash about them on her radio show?
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Her hair is soooooo gorgeous!
(stfu, of course I know it's a weave!)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
we had ours last weekend :( could use another one!
Hello?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Who's doing what this long weekend?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Ah that new thread odor!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg