Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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*puts sunscreen and bug spray on shopping list*
Thanks roo. I hope I actually need the sunscreen and it doesn't rain!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
ok all you camping people, help me out. I want to start going camping, never been since GS camp and my bf knows nothing about camping, where he comes from it's called lower middle class living, LOL
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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a hotel reservation
the concierge's attention
tickets to a show
well stocked min-bar
I don't camp.....
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
Yah it could be! I had one the size of a golf ball and didn't find out t'ill I went to the ER keeled over in pain! You should check it out, sometimes they burst and have liquid that can cause infection.
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
that would happen to me when I ovulated
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
weekend plans: I work saturday, then I might be going to try finding the infamous prom dress, sunday I have to finish an assigment for school and monday I'm getting DRUNK.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
Have it looked at soon! It's probably just shitting out an egg, but you should always be careful.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:32pm.
Conversation I overheard the other day between a couple of red-necked looking, late teens/early 20's guys:
Guy 1: "Don't be so fuckin' gay!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you, Dick. You know my sister's gay!"
Guy 1: "Fuck you. I didn't mean gay as in Gaaaaay, I meant Gay like you're being a fuckin' pussy."
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LOL!
And such is the English Language! LOL! That's good.
So is "dick" worse than "gay"? Hmmm....
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:35pm.
What up Migraine! How's it shakin'!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:34pm.
@ESE and Nit:
Thank you both for that.
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Thanks for what Mah Prittay? You know you never need to thank me..Just send money. I also accept Paypal.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Sluts, I think I have some major issue going on. My right ovary has been KILLING me, sending sharp shooting pains across my abdomen and down my leg. So painfull that I actually let out a "OOOOOUUUUCH!"
Maybe ovarian cyst???
ok all you camping people, help me out. I want to start going camping, never been since GS camp and my bf knows nothing about camping, where he comes from it's called lower middle class living, LOL
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:29pm.
I agree with you, we are taking the kids to Alpine Village (home of Oktoberfest) this weekend they have weekend workshops for kids and of course German restaurants, letting them have a little taste of different culture. BUT All the hubby is excited for is the German Beer - go figure.
Yeah I hope the parents get creative as well, we were originally going to do Scotland and get him a kilt but my son wouldn't agree to wearing a "girl skirt" as he called it.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Happy Thursday horz!
I need a shout out. Today, I'm about a shank a ho!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:32pm.
I can run in heels, but today is too hot and I just walk 8 blocks.
but the Liquor bottle would do the trick for sure.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:32pm.
I know roo, I NEVER get to do it. I'm super excited. I've been practically starving myself all week to fit into the bikini.
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I hope you have a lot of fun. I mean that. Life's too short, no? Just wear a lot of sunscreen. You don't want to look like a rough old boot when you're in your 40s.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
@ESE and Nit:
Thank you both for that.
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
Stoney: U beat me to it! I LOVE LOVE LOVE SYTYCD, so much beter than American Idol. Anyone who watches Dancing with the Hasbeens should watch SYTYCD to see what real dancing is all about! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
this weekend cookout, gardening and cleaning, laundry.
other than the cookout, same shit different day.
oh and maybe garage sales. that makes me happy in my no no parts.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:27pm.
that'd be Wendy O Williams you're thinkin of
PS - love the new avi!!! hahahahaha!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
How's come when I go out I never get to see overspiced trannies, tittay-hoes, and sexay balding LPs all at the same club? I really need to work on my game.
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I know roo, I NEVER get to do it. I'm super excited. I've been practically starving myself all week to fit into the bikini.
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Conversation I overheard the other day between a couple of red-necked looking, late teens/early 20's guys:
Guy 1: "Don't be so fuckin' gay!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you, Dick. You know my sister's gay!"
Guy 1: "Fuck you. I didn't mean gay as in Gaaaaay, I meant Gay like you're being a fuckin' pussy."
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Smurfy, I bet if we put you in six inch heels and then put a bottle of your fave leeker on the end of a string like a carrot, you'd break the four minute mile in those puppies! BWAH! I know I would!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:25pm.
M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
This Fuckr has a special place in Hell. and I'll be glad to see him there
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:28pm.
That sounds awesome. Relaxing with friends is the best thing to do. Ever notice how seldom you really get to do it?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
open post!!... bear with me...
"I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do
He said that...
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor
You didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor
He game me this advice
He said that
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
You've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And i'll admit i wasn't very smart
So i went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart.
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor
He taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine
When i say this to you
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang"
tension breaker.... had to be done... carry on!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The weather is so gorgoeous today , I want to run away (which it would be kind of hard considering my shoe situation)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Long weekend plans: I have no fucking clue.
BH will be out of town till Sunday. Sooooooo...I am contemplating taking the kids to the Airshow on Saturday, but that will be a zoo.
I'll figure something out I guess.
Sun & Mon, IDK, BH mentioned something about going camping or to the lake.
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:24pm.
I think every child should learn about other races and cultures as young as possible. Hopefully, it will create a generation of tolerance and acceptance.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
This weekend I am driving down to Lake Washington (MS) with my boyfriend and hanging out with friends and making sure my ears don't get wet at the same time.
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Michael K, I can't see the recent comments on the right. It's effing my mind.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:25pm.
M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
YES!!!!! I have hated that fucker since Day 1 - that and the fact cops covered his ass with the 3rd one!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Yeah they are pretty hot, but they sent me to the post office( which is 4 blocks away) cuz the guy who ussually goes called in sick(yeah, he called in sick the first day of nice weather in Boston, FUCKR)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
erm... wendy williams has short blonde hair and is a white punk. who the fuck is this?
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:20pm.
Your colouring sound slike my best friend - she bought one for Mexico...it's light blue with thin darker blue trim. Looks VERY hot on her and the colour suits her perfectly.
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Oh yeah! SOunds good. Definitely some colour for me, not black. The ones I've seen in the last three weeks of reserch look like underwear :)
So boooring. There are some nice ones from US sites I've seen....also Brazilian ones...
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Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:22pm.
I'm gettin a little freaked out about the so called "real housewives" of who cares! Those hos are naaaasstyyyy lookin!!!! Everyone else there looks great! ;P
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
"midgetism"
ROTFLMAO
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I've been having a pretty shitty week. Meh. I can't wait for the Memorial Day holiday.
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M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:15pm.
OMG sluts!! RE: Drew Petersen case:
They have found a badly decomposed body near the area they have been searching for his missing wife.
They will not confirm whether it's male/female or how long it's been there.
God I hope it's her. Her family can finally put her to rest and that fucker can fry.
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Finally some resolution.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
Who's doing what this long weekend?
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Going to search for some bavarian lederhosens for my six year old son. Their "kinder graduation" theme this year is Around the World. So here I go trying to make the boy look cute and different. His teacher was trying her best to let the parents know that she didn't want a bunch of Mexican themed students running around she ask that we explore different countries and be creative.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
I am wearing six inch platform wedges to work today!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Who in their right mind goes to work with 5 inches heels!
Me!!! I'm retarded like that, in my defense they are Pretty and they matched my clothes.
Hahaha i bet you look hot though..so it will be worth the throbbing pain later
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Well you better drink yourself dead then jim because So You Think You Can Dance is about to start.
LOL
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:17pm.
I was going to use "midget" but ppl always get mad when I use it, well that and "retarded".
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So I guess talking about a retarded midget is out then, huh?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Smurfy - I wear 4-5 inch heels to work too.
chi chis are definetly the most attractive piece of excess skin you can have.
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Little people, Priests and Nuns. All in the same freak me out category.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Who in their right mind goes to work with 5 inches heels!
Me!!! I'm retarded like that, in my defense they are Pretty and they matched my clothes.
Ha that was me! ( when I used to work in an office) now it is chanclas and that's if I find them :-) - Oh I need to get out of the house.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:20pm.
Your colouring sound slike my best friend - she bought one for Mexico...it's light blue with thin darker blue trim. Looks VERY hot on her and the colour suits her perfectly.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.