Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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Don't want to be a downer BUT This is despicable! UUgghhh some people deserve to die on the spot sometimes!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090521/ap_on_re_us/us_playground_body
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
chefcammi
Jesus, Mary and Joesph.
Can't you jump upo and down or something and force that kid out of there??
Event Horizon oh yeah, I know about Skin So Soft from summers in Maine.
gross, camping sounds like a lot of work, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:58pm.
Oh My Goodness, I want to go camping cuz it's a cheap vaca! according to all you ho's I need to buy out Modells! First of all I wasn't planning on cooking, LOL I thought we'd order a pizza! hahahahh OK, let me re read all your lists and pick out some bare necessities!
So far I like Sally and Slutty's ideas best!
DG: see I'm such a contemporary kinda gal!
even with my Mom jeans on....
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Ugh...im driving out to cali for memorial day and me and my friend are gonna try and camp on the beach.
A little differnt than camping in the forest like you...dont need much more than your swimming suit and a smile on your face to camp at the beach, but you know what i mean...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
M.E.
I hate your MIL. You don't laugh at a womanz when she's down.
and clown fear is a REAL fear.
snowy - if you are going to start camping regularly, you need to stock pile on the necessities.
If its a one time trip, shit, tent, sleeping bag, chairs, water/soda/beer/booze, chips and dips, dry foods, matches, lighter fluid.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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AVON skin so soft lotion is THE BEST bug replant you can find and it smells scrumptious too!
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
the BLUE Avon SSS lotion/products have the repel.. I dont think the pink Soft N Sensual works.. does it? Thats what I use daily-ish.
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
stoney: I'm sure you still have it! Look at you in your avie! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I am so tired of people bitching me out today.
FUCK!
Oh My Goodness, I want to go camping cuz it's a cheap vaca! according to all you ho's I need to buy out Modells! First of all I wasn't planning on cooking, LOL I thought we'd order a pizza! hahahahh OK, let me re read all your lists and pick out some bare necessities!
So far I like Sally and Slutty's ideas best!
DG: see I'm such a contemporary kinda gal!
even with my Mom jeans on....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Sugaroo
*high five*
Great minds....
Migraine - when he grabbed at me I screamed like a little bitch. And my MIL noticed that whenever he was in the ring or within my view, I would look at the ground through the bleachers. She was like "What are you doing" and I told her I hate clowns.
SHe laughed at me.
That bitch.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:55pm.
doucheyest avvie evah
Topalina for the win!
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Are you kidding me? Yours will forever be #1. Such glory and magic.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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AVON skin so soft lotion is THE BEST bug replant you can find and it smells scrumptious too!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
What should happen to adults who refuse to help themselves and are more dependent than 3 year olds:
a) Sent to a remote island so they can all drive each other insane and get eaten by sharks
b) Be forced to work at McDonald's for 5 years to learn how to handle responsibility
c) Enlisted in the army, and not by choice
d) Told how stupid they are boot-camp style on a daily basis until they get the point
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:47pm.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
doucheyest avvie evah
Topalina for the win!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:50pm.
i'm pretty sure thats what she meant.
porn squad.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:48pm.
still got the trophies??
*whips out biggest one to compare*
i did ballet and jazz for 14 yrs, no teaching for me cause i don't like the little brats- reason i went to college for something else, I did NOT want to be a dance teacher lol!
but now i have best of both worlds, get to dance for fun and my dream job is to be the photographer for ABT.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:46pm.
Stupid Clows are my second biggest fear after Stupid Frogs. I really really dislike them.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:49pm.
If you don't have the laptop, how will get the number for pizza delivery.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:48pm.
Bitchette I used compete and I taught ballet, tap and jazz in high school and was on the pom squad in college.
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I totally just read that as "porn" squad.
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SO DID I! BWAH! But I didn't want to say anything because it might blow my quiet, demure, genteel cover.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by 2Di4 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:45pm.
LOL, I'm not going to the prom on monday, to be honest I'm not really sure when it is.. . BUT, I'm gonna have to get drunk to go to it considering I'm going with my friend's son, cuz he does not have a date :S
Edited to say: the assigment is for my paralegal certificate, I'm currently in BU
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:47pm.
Roo - I have tomorrow off. IT IS MY FRIDAY BEYOTCH!!!!
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Every day is a holiday for those of us who are unemployed. That did not come out right.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:48pm.
Bitchette I used compete and I taught ballet, tap and jazz in high school and was on the pom squad in college.
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I totally just read that as "porn" squad.
Efff...I am gonna have to wear mah reading glasses here now too!
Been reading the coments and women should have an internal sonogram every six months or at least once a year!
I'm gonna get drunk either way, roo. LOL!
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M.E.!!!
*heart palpitations, breathing shallow and bursting into tears*
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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A purse large enough to hold your entire house, oh and a 3 wolves t-shirt.
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And two sticks to rub together to get a spark to power your laptop so you can check in here periodically. Ain't no wi-fi in da forest!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Bitchette I used compete and I taught ballet, tap and jazz in high school and was on the pom squad in college.
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
Roo - I have tomorrow off. IT IS MY FRIDAY BEYOTCH!!!!
Migraine: hey! I went to a mini circus on Tuesday and OMFG! the Clown, the CLOWN!!! I swear to God he knew I was terrified of him! He grabbed at me as we walked in, whenever he was in the ring, I looked down at the ground between the bleachers, then at intermission, they had a pony and a donkey and the kids were running up to pet them, so I started to lead the kids over and FROZE when I saw the clown was holding the donkey. OMG!
I'm still traumatized.
SONOFABITCH! I thought today was Friday! WTF!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
sleeping pad ie thermarest
cooking utensils either gas mini stove or stuff that can go directly on a fire.
hiking boots and socks. oh wait you said camping, not backpacking. anyways..
headlight, books, cards, booze, chocolate, marshmellows and graham crackers.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:33pm.
Stoney: U beat me to it! I LOVE LOVE LOVE SYTYCD, so much beter than American Idol. Anyone who watches Dancing with the Hasbeens should watch SYTYCD to see what real dancing is all about! :P
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Hey now, I watch Dancing with the Has-Beens, and I have seen SYTYCD. Just cannot afford to invest another few months in another dance comp. show.
DWTS is a completely different competition from SYTYCD. DWTS is more traditional whereas SYTYCD is more contemp.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:38pm.
weekend plans: I work saturday, then I might be going to try finding the infamous prom dress, sunday I have to finish an assigment for school and monday I'm getting DRUNK.
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I wanna get drunk and go to prom! Are there any hot legal-aged boys looking for date? Ok, so the date would be with a 39-year-old married preggo, but other than that I don't see a problem. Besides, I can afford the value size of Goldschlager. Let's get the party started!
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
you were a dancer?!
mee tooo! well, still am but only for fun. but it makes me jelly when those girls are soooo good!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
flashlights
batteries
bug repellent
big tarp for over the tents ( in case of heavy rain)
camping stove ( unless your using fire)
first aid kit
air matresses (unless you are really roughing it)
cooking stuff, plates, pots, utensils, whatever
Water
extra blankets
pillows
matches, lighter
condiments, salt, pepper, ketchup
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Migraine - yes, well considering my mother used to get them and be bed ridden until finally one burst and took out her ovary in the meantime, she had to go in for surgery to remove her right ovary and fallopian tube.
ugh, i totally forgot that this weekend was memorial weekend.
since i have to work on sun and i don't get mon off. boooooo!
but i am going to a friends house for dinner and girls nite on sat.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:41pm.
Migraine, bring a map so yuo can get to the nearest terlit.
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Werd
Stoney, if it rains, get drunk! See? I got an answer for everything! Or so my menfolk tell me. *evil laugh*
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
ok all you camping people, help me out. I want to start going camping, never been since GS camp and my bf knows nothing about camping, where he comes from it's called lower middle class living, LOL
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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It depends alot on the type of camping you plan to do. Car camping, wilderness, resort camping (eg. KOA type of place). read the website for the place you want to go and it should give you some clues of what to expect and pack. (personally, I would recommend going someplace pretty populated since you don't have much expeience).
From there, you'll probably need basics like food, cooking utensils and tools, fuel, padding for under your sleeping bag, bug spray, etc. Look online and i bet you can find a good list, or just go to an REI and ask their advice.
Have fun!
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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A purse large enough to hold your entire house, oh and a 3 wolves t-shirt.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Stoney, it's not time for it to shit out an egg right now. Got about another week or so.
I had ovarian cysts when pregnant, but they took care of themselves. I usually have a pretty high tolorance for pain, so this shit, making me yell out, is pretty bad.
Guess I'll have to call my GYNO.
UGH!
Migraine, bring a map so yuo can get to the nearest terlit.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
M.E.
Sounds like a cyst. Get it checked out becasue when those suckers burst, that is a pain you won't soon forget. It's better to go on meds to shrink it. Trust.
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:35pm.
I have a friend who won't even let him son play with a G.I. Joe doll because it's a DOLL. LOL. He says it's "fruity".
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Snowy, tent, sleeping bag, lanterns, cookware (skillet, spatula, pot, forks, spoons, knives, bowls, plates, cups) (or you can use paper/plastic, bug spray, if you are a coffee drinker, a perculator. Matches, lighter fluid. Chairs.....a large cooler..
I keep all my stuff in a big blue plastic bin and when I need it, pull it out.
The list can go on and on.