Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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For some reason, the little boy being buried story dosent disturb me as much as it should. I dont know of im desensitized to violent acts because of tv and internet or what....but when you hear her explanation for killing the boy....you can see the dysfunction she had in her life, the evil that was done to her and how evil is one of the most powerful forces on this earth! It perpetuates itself better than AIDS could ever dream and what can we really do about it except hope that the victims of it are in a much happier place.....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
OMG, Screaming crazy eyes and lip gloss. Disgusting beyond words.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:12pm.
I told have lots of sex it starts labour!!! Or you said your going to the doctor, ask the doctor if she can stretch your cervix! Trust me I have been in labour four times!!!!!!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:15pm.
guys- you should go!
i didn't get to dance for 5 years while i was in college and traveling, but i am so happy that i am doing it now.
not as good as i was at 18 but whatever......
still feels great.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:17pm.
i meant sick as in fucked in the head. but i think over population has something to do with that too.
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Shit, just turn on the TV. People are getting more ideas and being taught that it's ok to go outside with your crazy brain on full display.
so... This Guy I dated million years ago sent me a text msg at 6.30 in the morning today, of course i didn't answer it, he called me at 7.30, of course I didn't answer it, but he just called again and I thought, Maybe something happened you know?
I answer, he says Hi sweety? I just wanted to say Hi...I said ... HI!, ok gotta go now bye! and I hunged up the phone, he sent a text msg, saying, you didnt have to be so rude.
What a Fcking looser! if I dont answer his text msgs, or his calls, maybe it means I don't want to talk to his ass, why some guys don't fcking get it?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stoney,
HA! I am lucky my boyfriend hasn't seen me bust in out in the middle of the living room... Sometimes you just feel it. Sounds like you really went for it last night, lol.
It really is sad. I google that shit all the time. I still go to Broadway Dance Center on occassion, but I work too much and its not like its around the corner. I have looked into Ballroom dancing since there seems to be a ton of it in CT...
ITS SAD :(
Let's dance.
Bitchette, I am jealous of you. :)
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:12pm.
Barry Manilow? Them's fightin' words, Missy!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:15pm.
perhaps have some castor oil now and the baby will slip out? :P
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:14pm.
i meant sick as in fucked in the head. but i think over population has something to do with that too.
or maybe- this dumb bitch's life was saved due to antibiotics when she was a child, and she was never naturally supposed to reproduce.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
OK my hot, hot bitchez. Lunch break ovah. I'll try and stop by in an hour or so. Gotta pace myself.
*smooches to all*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:12pm.
I have neither current periodtimes or baby.
Topalina, Iknew you'd understand.
Pete
the charm and style of a young grace kelly
the sexual lure of marylin monroe
the class and taste of jackie o
the vision and talent of madame curie
to gaze upon his face is to know who the villagers felt when the mona lisa was first unveiled.
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The spotless toofs of Burt Reynolds
The poise of Regis Philbin
The insatiable sexual appeal of Bea Arthur
The awe of sweet Baby Jesus
by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2
i'd rather drink the Castor Oil and give myself the shits instead of listening to John Mayer!
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
erocka, I know! I always tell myself I'm gonna google dault dance classes and go but I never do and it's so depressing. I actually danced freestyle to two or three of the songs on American Idol in my living room last night. Um, yeah that last line I just wrote makes me an official dork. I was drunk ok!
*thanks god boyfriend didn't come home mid idol dance*
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:11pm.
is it only recently, like past 10-20 yrs that people are getting sicker and more fucked up than ever???
or are we just hearing about it more now?
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Think of how overpopulated the world is. Any virus is going to affect more people. So, the more people that are affected, the more we hear about it. Plus, with the immunities to antibiotics and things our bodies are developing, we're definitely getting sicker than we used to before they stopped being completely useless.
M.E. - seems like this whore still had time to color in her sperm eyebrows and smother her lips with lip gloss. disgusting!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Tee
I hear you! I think there is a special place in hell for peeps like her.
chefcammi
You are making him too comfortable in that warm world. You need to show him who's boss! Send down some 3-alarm chili with jalapenos, some Barry Manilow or John Mayer muzak, that kind of thing.
baby talk is my fault.
give me 3 months and I'm sure the period talk will be my fault too..
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:11pm.
I would have to say both! Lager population and more media outlets!
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I have neither current periodtimes or baby.
Topalina, Iknew you'd understand.
Pete
the charm and style of a young grace kelly
the sexual lure of marylin monroe
the class and taste of jackie o
the vision and talent of madame curie
to gaze upon his face is to know who the villagers felt when the mona lisa was first unveiled.
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Fucka doodle-do.
TEE - Look in her eyes, the crazy is SCREAMING at you!
Stoney,
I can't watch So You Think You Can Dance either... waaaaay to depressing. I haven't danced FOR REAL since college... a few classes here and there, but nothing like the way it used to be :(
Why don't we just dance again?!
Migraine Sally - OMG I feel soo guilty when I have to ground my kids and not give in to them when they cry - IMAGINE suffocating your child then reviving him because you regretted it, then changing your mind and killing him AGAIN - she needs to be suffocated. I'm not normally an angry person but I hope this piece of crap suffers!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
is it only recently, like past 10-20 yrs that people are getting sicker and more fucked up than ever???
or are we just hearing about it more now?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:01pm.
snowy - if you are going to start camping regularly, you need to stock pile on the necessities.
If its a one time trip, shit, tent, sleeping bag, chairs, water/soda/beer/booze, chips and dips, dry foods, matches, lighter fluid.
see now that's more my speed! and yes cami: don't forget the weed. That's like the whole point of camping IMO, LOL
EH: I wonder if I can go camping at the Jersey shore? I remember the cops throwing us off a beach in NC once....
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:05pm.
Event Horizon - be careful with camping on the beach, most beaches are sun up - sunset, especially State Beaches. They are patrolled and if you are there after hours, you will be kicked off the beach.
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Well, ive done it once before down in San Dieago and my friend is a Cali native so hopefully she knows some of the good spots that we can go to...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Event Horizon
Yeah, the blue (ETA: http://shop.avon.com/shop/product.aspx?pf_id=34061&from=search&find_spec...) was the original scent then they came out with the pink Soft n Sensual..
Sweet to know that it works too- I have a lot of different products from that line (lotions, oils, bath oils, etc...)
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Who's talking about periods?
What a group!!! How cute is that lil Selene with the twisted toes?
Has anyone seen the Isabella R. short movies called 'Green Porn'? I think they are on Sundance.
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M.E. here is a picture of the piece of shit
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/nm.buried.boy/index.html
she killed the kid twice! FUCKING WHORREEE OMG it breaks my heart!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
flashlights
batteries
bug repellent
big tarp for over the tents ( in case of heavy rain)
camping stove ( unless your using fire)
first aid kit
air matresses (unless you are really roughing it)
cooking stuff, plates, pots, utensils, whatever
Water
extra blankets
pillows
matches, lighter
condiments, salt, pepper, ketchup
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VODKA!
it has already been broughten!!
*snap snap snap*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Tee
I have a 3 year old. That story made me cry big time. What the hell is happening in this world?
TEE - OMFG! That poor child!
Open Thread should be renamed Babies and Periods Thread.
*pulls hamstring and falls on face doing gran jete*
I'm old.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:03pm.
Carrottop
John Mayer is a classless, no talent douche with a capitol bag.
Pete, on the other hand is what unicorns and rainbows dream of, the definition of hot sex, cleanliness, moral strength, hygiene, love and genius.
see the diff?
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You're right.
Looking at Pete is as though a magical gentle minotaur leaps into your soul and butterflies it with wizard-flavoured keeses, then makes love to your skin and leaves it feeling like a hundred pixie tears have fallen on it.
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:03pm.
Have you tried having sex frequently, that started two of my labours! Or get the doctor to give your cervix a little stretch
that also started one, within an HOUR!
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@ Migraine Sally
going to the dr today for my now WEEKLY checkup.. hopefully I've dialated or something....SOMETHING!
In reality only have 13 days until an unwanted csection.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
chefcammi,
You are still carrying your baby?! Do you have a name for him?
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Event Horizon - be careful with camping on the beach, most beaches are sun up - sunset, especially State Beaches. They are patrolled and if you are there after hours, you will be kicked off the beach.
Yeah, the porn squad, that's it! HAHAHHA!!!
*lugs six foot All American trophy down the stairs of dad's attic*
Bring it on, bitchette! (in best hayden pantyairs voice)
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snowy
That's why I don't like to camp! It's so much effin' work that when you get home, you need a vaction from your vacation.
I repel bugs by staying out of places where bugs don't go, like the Hyatt or W
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:36pm.
SO I need to know, what are the basic things I need? A tent? sleeping bag? what else?
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skin so soft lotion is THE BEST bug replant you can find and it smells scrumptious too!
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the BLUE Avon SSS lotion/products have the repel.. I dont think the pink Soft N Sensual works.. does it? Thats what I use daily-ish.
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I used the pink one when I was hiking through the malaria filled jungles of Costa Rica and I didnt get not one bite!
I dont think ive ever seen the blue kind....but if it works better than the pink, then thats great!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Carrottop
John Mayer is a classless, no talent douche with a capitol bag.
Pete, on the other hand is what unicorns and rainbows dream of, the definition of hot sex, cleanliness, moral strength, hygiene, love and genius.
see the diff?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:01pm.
snowy - if you are going to start camping regularly, you need to stock pile on the necessities.
If its a one time trip, shit, tent, sleeping bag, chairs, water/soda/beer/booze, chips and dips, dry foods, matches, lighter fluid.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
...and weed.
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:01pm.
You don't laugh at a womanz when she's down.
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What's ironic is it's usually women who do this to each other. You'd THINK they'd not, seeing as they know what it's like.