Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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Update on the Drew Petersen case:
It looks as if they found a blue container where they found the body!!
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:05pm.
please shaddup. you are making me a jelly h8tr :P
on a good note- i have done almost no work today, and i only have one hr left!
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bitchette, you'll really hate me when I tell you that next week is a planned vacay week for me, so after friday, I have all of next week off. *ducks*
Don't you love getting absolutely NOTHING done? It wonderful. I've wasted half of my day here and watching youtube vids.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:05pm.
God, I can't wait til tomorrow! I'm going to have a wonderful weekend, and I want it to be here NOW.
I should be beachside by friday night! *sigh*
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Im going beachy this weekend too!
If you see a girl walking down the beach with barely a scrap of clothes on and looking like shes up to some ho shit.....give me a shout out!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
We're all going camping this weekend.
It oughta be a pretty nice time.
I just need to get all my work done beforehand so I don't worry about it till Monday.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:00pm.
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Well my cheesecake has been in the fridge since last night when I made it, and it has taken every iota of willpower that I posess for me NOT to go sample it.
The wine has been calling my name all day too.
And we can't have supper till 6:30.
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Isnt that the worst? Especially on Thanksgiving when theres all these wonderful smells and youre just dying but you have to wait until like 8pm to effing eat......and they call water boarding torture.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
im hungry
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:05pm.
please shaddup. you are making me a jelly h8tr :P
on a good note- i have done almost no work today, and i only have one hr left!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
God, I can't wait til tomorrow! I'm going to have a wonderful weekend, and I want it to be here NOW.
I should be beachside by friday night! *sigh*
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:00pm.
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Well my cheesecake has been in the fridge since last night when I made it, and it has taken every iota of willpower that I posess for me NOT to go sample it.
The wine has been calling my name all day too.
And we can't have supper till 6:30.
:(
zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:57pm
You know whats ebil?
Buying a fresh pack of Oreo's and ALL OF THEM ARE CRACKED so when you go to lick the white sugar centers, they crumble!
Not that it's ever happened to me, while I'm PMS'ing or anything.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I am bored!
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:54pm.
Now I am getting ready for an actual "someone's coming to dinner"
I'll have garlic bread, a cucumber and tomato vinaigrette salad, homemade lasagna, and homemade cheesecake. And a big old box of wine!!!!
By then it will be time for the Pens game.
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SHUT UP!!!!
Im so hungry right now its not even funny and I wont get to eat until at least about 5 o'clock tonight. Ive been craving one of those lean cuisine stuffed cabbage....mmmmmm, cabbage.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:55pm.
well, not your fault if she can't figure out how to tell the numbers to the operator making the annoying *boop, boop, boop* noises in the phone.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:33pm.
No it is not. Only if you give it life is it powerful. Sorry I don't want to sound preachy at all. I just believe 110% that 'evil' and 'hate' are powerless to truth and courage.
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ITA Zomay! Your perspective is your choice and your filter to how you experience the world. You can look at the news and see only tragedy or you can look at the news and see them presenting tragedy and overlooking much progress and good.
regarding wendy williams and her ridiculous boobs:
are the boobs that big to distract from her dick? cuz i know she has one..
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:43pm.
I believe different, I believe that certain people are predisposed to be more susceptible to evil, but I don't think anyone harms another human being until they themselves have been harmed.
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Those people are usually weak and think 'evil' will give them a path to having a backbone. But what ever, my only point was that I still believe evil actions are not powerful actions, just really stupid actions.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:47pm.
What's an appropriate thing to say to a self-righteous bitch who waltzes into your office and snidely demands that you call her a taxi 3 hours from now, when she's more than capable of doing it herself?
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I think you should say nothing, let the bitch miss her plane or appointment and swear up and down you called for that cab and have no idea where it is. *shrug and smile* Oh well.
Oh definitely, bitchette.
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:47pm.
the phones in the lobby/where ever. *point*
then turn around and look very very importantly busy.
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That's EXACTLY what I did, and she gave me major MAJOR attitude for it. I even gave her cab company numbers.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:47pm.
What's an appropriate thing to say to a self-righteous bitch who waltzes into your office and snidely demands that you call her a taxi 3 hours from now, when she's more than capable of doing it herself?
You say, "Sure, will do!" then go back to whatever you were doing as soon as she leaves.
*rolls eyes*
Uh-huh
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Did I miss anything exciting?
I just finished hand-lettering two lawyer's signs.
Gotta be extra-careful with those!
Now I am getting ready for an actual "someone's coming to dinner"
I'll have garlic bread, a cucumber and tomato vinaigrette salad, homemade lasagna, and homemade cheesecake. And a big old box of wine!!!!
By then it will be time for the Pens game.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:51pm.
and words like
o god!
fuck!
fuck yes!
fuck me!
yes yes yes!
don't stop!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Without fail, every guy ive slept with is always astonished by how tight my poon is....and im far from a virgin, I used to think that it would loosen up after I had aloota sex but nope....I think different vajayjays just come in different sizes...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I don't know. I think Latarius Milton was just born to do hoodrat stuff, lol. He be ebil from da womb!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:45pm.
I don't like verbal anyway. I'm like Miranda, sex is a time to shut the fuck up. Except for moans and screams of course.
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hahha
tell her you are the HBIC. that means head bitch in charge and you don't call no taxis!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
here, see you do have an amazing punani!!!! Cheers to amazing punanis!!!!!!!!
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LCT: say: to quote the girls of Charm School "Kiss mah BLACK ASS!"
LOL
Seriously you guys! do you see yesterday's cap contest results? I don't see them anywhere (I didn't enter I just wanna know if Jazzy won)
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:47pm.
the phones in the lobby/where ever. *point*
then turn around and look very very importantly busy.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
What's an appropriate thing to say to a self-righteous bitch who waltzes into your office and snidely demands that you call her a taxi 3 hours from now, when she's more than capable of doing it herself?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:42pm.
I was told by a dude once that my punani tasted better than any other punani he had ever tasted.
well, I think we all've heard that Stoney.
your bf is 40 rite? my guy is too, I think is a generation thing.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:33pm.
Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:20pm.
....and how evil is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!......
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No it is not. Only if you give it life is it powerful. Sorry I don't want to sound preachy at all. I just believe 110% that 'evil' and 'hate' are powerless to truth and courage.
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I believe different, I believe that certain people are predisposed to be more susceptible to evil, but I don't think anyone harms another human being until they themselves have been harmed.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I was told by a dude once that my punani tasted better than any other punani he had ever tasted.
Ok, I just grossed myself out big time.
My boyfriend isn't very verbal about sex. When he wants it he just reaches for it. LOL
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Event Horizon - but the fact that she suffocated him them revived him and the again decided that he should be dead is what puts me over the top. I just don't get it. its a child, I just imagine him thinking i'm back, Mommy saved me - then the bitch suffocates him for the second time.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:33pm.
OK yah I would run too! And if he can't take care of the punani, yah big no no!!!!!
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Guys will tell you or brg for it all thhe time! That's how you know! I must say mine is!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:25pm.
LOL, I've been told, Smurfy, you have a beautifull punani.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:21pm.
Why is he your ex?
Because he wanted to get serious after a very short time of knowing eachother, when i said, I wasn't sure yet, he said ok, let's take it slow and next day sent me a TEXT MSG saying " I see Myself as your husband, you need time to realize it, that's it"., I run as fast as my legs let me.
and I didn't like the way he took care of my amazing punani :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Event Horizon on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:20pm.
....and how evil is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!......
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No it is not. Only if you give it life is it powerful. Sorry I don't want to sound preachy at all. I just believe 110% that 'evil' and 'hate' are powerless to truth and courage.
Oh. Well if I get head frequently it must be amazing then. I'll go with that.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:25pm.
well, if you have to ask......
:P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:25pm.
How do you know if you have an amazing punani or not?
*opens pants with skeptical look*
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Great looking or great feeling?
Guys will comment on it...thats how you know.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:25pm.
very good question :s
How do you know if you have an amazing punani or not?
*opens pants with skeptical look*
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:21pm.
Why is he your ex?
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Topalina, you never fail to make my heart sing.
I did a TON of camping back in the day, with my family unit and, yes, I was a girl scout.
Take two coolers, one for drink, one for food, cause the drink one gets opened a lot more than the food one.
I take a backpack and stuff it with plastic dishes, a pot, a pan, cutlery, a can opener, you get the drill.
foods in cans are easy, you don't have to keep them cool
stop at a local produce stand or store and get a lot of fruits veggies, cheese, crackers, room temp. food.
keep the cooking simple, hot dogs, etc, and don't forget some oil for cooking.
cereal and milk is easy. so is instant coffee, remember to pack your creamer and sugar.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:32pm.
Conversation I overheard the other day between a couple of red-necked looking, late teens/early 20's guys:
Guy 1: "Don't be so fuckin' gay!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you, Dick. You know my sister's gay!"
Guy 1: "Fuck you. I didn't mean gay as in Gaaaaay, I meant Gay like you're being a fuckin' pussy."
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LOL!
And such is the English Language! LOL! That's good.
So is "dick" worse than "gay"? Hmmm....
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Sorry, Angel. I got called away.
I couldn't figure out what was supposed to be the bigger insult in all those words either. I just drove home shaking my head. So, Gay is only a slur if it means, Pussy. So is Dick worse than Pussy? Or is Fuckin' Dick trumped by Fuckin pussy?
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Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:18pm.
He lurves you or your punani is amazing!!!!
My punani IS amazing, but that is besides the point. :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:18pm.
He lurves you or your punani is amazing!!!!
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