Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:39pm.
T BAG LIVED! ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! T-Bag made my skin crawl but he was so freaking hilarious! I've seen the actor who plays him in other roles and he cleans up nicely! I were impressed!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
AND PAUL KELLERMAN CAME BACK!!!!!! HE DIDN'T DIE!
T BAG LIVED! ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!
I haven't watched the last two seasons but I'nm still saving them all for a rainy day
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
MICHAEL ON THE OFFICE DIES?!?!?!?!
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stoney
actually it was 'whore'
so i gave them some real language and my comment is in moderation :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:33pm.
Sugaroo - last season Michael got a brain tumor, just like his mother did, and the Company had the surgery done on him, blah, blah, blah, cut to final episode, they finally have ended it all, taken down the General, he and Sara are walking on a beach and his nose starts to bleed again. Then after commercial break, cut to Sara calling for Michael, which turns out to be a kid (4 years later) and they meet the crew at the grave site.
UGH!
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Puh-leeze. And then they woke up and realized it was all a dream. Sorry, but it sounds lame. I suppose with the music and stuff, it was probably quite poignant. I'm not making fun of you, just the easy-way-out ending. Thanks for telling me, though! You know I'll still watch it.
What happened to T-Bag?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
OH! And Roo- T-bag went back to Fox River
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
They just called me a "peadophile" and abbreviated bitchette's A.S.S.!
*wets self laughing*
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Sugaroo - last season Michael got a brain tumor, just like his mother did, and the Company had the surgery done on him, blah, blah, blah, cut to final episode, they finally have ended it all, taken down the General, he and Sara are walking on a beach and his nose starts to bleed again. Then after commercial break, cut to Sara calling for Michael, which turns out to be a kid (4 years later) and they meet the crew at the grave site.
UGH!
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:29pm.
You do realize that the loonballs at JJ really believe that when they look at pics of the Holy Ones in their monitors, the Holy Ones are looking back?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
T-Bag?!
Nice name. *snort*
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:27pm.
Sugaroo - Uhm...did I just ruin it for you???
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Nooo! I stopped watching it when Michael's daddy bought it. I just want to know how the series ended so I don't have to watch it. But I never thought they'd off MICHAEL!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
hahahahahah bitchette! If it didn't take me so long to refresh the page over at JJ I'd be a little quicker on the response.
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Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:25pm.
Those people are EFING delusional - like Brad and Angelina could give a shit about any of these idiots. Lots of post adoring and worshipping them. I just skipped those and laughed at the ones poking fun at them - priceless
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Sugaroo - Uhm...did I just ruin it for you???
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:23pm.
HAHA good as long as you're not mad. Cysters! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
*dies*
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*giggling madly*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:24pm.
Michael DIED? WTF?! How? And T-Bag lived?!?!?!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:23pm.
HAHA good as long as you're not mad. Cysters! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
*dies*
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737 COMMENTS LIKE THIS SHIT????? THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE ARE NOT HUMAN!!!!
some bunny @ 05/20/2009 at 1:33 pm They are so fcking perfect. Gorgeous, No one else will be able to out shine these too. It’s a life made forever Brad and Angelina. Fairytales don’t get this good. Thats what makes them so real and why they are loved by so many!!
*HEAVE-HEAVE-HEAVE-GAG-GAG-GAG-HEAVE-HEAVE-HEAVE*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
snowy - I was like *shocked face* How the hell, why the hell, WTF!?!!?!?!?!? Oh, yah and I bawled like a fucking baby too.
WTF was with that Scar on Sara's shoulder?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:04pm.
yep yep and M.E. can be cysters.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
I crack myself up.
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OMFG BITCH! You just made me blow snot out my nose!
BWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
M.E. I have not seen it yet but my damn BF thought it would be funneh to tell me that MICHAEL DIES! OMGFG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
i gotta do some werk. see you h8trs l8ter! *smooches*
I did the one right after you, stoney.
I read about half a page of comments and almost barfed-up my hotel lunch. i h8te that place. those ppl are fuking MORONS. Riding the short bus all the way to whorelandia.
(no offense meant to any genuinely disabled children.)
bitchette click on the Jolie link on the main page and check out the Cannes premier thread.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:09pm.
*raises hand*
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what thread are you hors on in JJ?? i can't find the funny shit.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
HAHAHA the loons over at JJ are saying Jennifer Aniston (X lmao) is exhausted because of a major substance abuse problem and she and John Mayer were into scat. ROTFLMAO! The only thing Jennifer Aniston is addicted to is yoga and her hairstylist.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:55pm.
Done. You can now delete the post before any trolls track you down.
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Freebird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tootsie rolls that look like turds you can have! *waving rolls in the air*
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
ok. who posted I AM TEH HAG?? LOLZ!!!
i made one, too. tee hee.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:31pm.
A petition for a writ of clittorus? Is that seriously a legal term? Does MK know about this?
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I believe that the (im)proper term is "petition for right to clitoris". ;)
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But what if you have a peen? Do you then have to get up a petition to get it up?
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Nah. Just vigorously rub it with the petition.
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DING! DING! DING! Momus gets the win!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:07pm.
Has my petition for habeous dickus right to lickus been approved yet?
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It's pending clitoral investigation.
Has my petition for habeous dickus right to lickus been approved yet?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:31pm.
A petition for a writ of clittorus? Is that seriously a legal term? Does MK know about this?
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I believe that the (im)proper term is "petition for right to clitoris". ;)
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But what if you have a peen? Do you then have to get up a petition to get it up?
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Nah. Just vigorously rub it with the petition.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:55pm.
Ahem. Did you forget something on Twitter, missy?
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I'm a total Twit. I DID accept you & lava & bitchette but my page isn't showing it. I'll keep fucking with it.
yep yep and M.E. can be cysters.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
I crack myself up.
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M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:59pm.
yep yep yep - ultrasound? What for?
I might have a cyst
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:55pm.
Can't find you on Twitter.
Do you have a myspace page?
I'm at www.myspace.com/dragonarcana
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:47pm.
What's up w/ the guy from Florida throwing a 4 month old baby out of a car window????f-in' people...
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Guess what. Don't Google search 4 month old baby in News. Ugh. Something is wrong with a whole lot of people.
ONT: This woman reminds me of Jessica Simpson. Not even low rent.
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:59pm.
There's Jesus Juice + Vicodin in the water at JJ's. Where does JJ troll for visitors - grade schools?
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Pigez Hilton's and Janet Charlton's sites.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
There's Jesus Juice + Vicodin in the water at JJ's. Where does JJ troll for visitors - grade schools? "'The Last Unicorn,'" by Samantha Darko!"
Stoney did you see what her/his comeback was?
Anistonretard? LMAO they even suck at talking shit. I love the crazies...
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
yep yep yep - ultrasound? What for?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:47pm.
I told them the site was slower than Shiloh.
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That is hilarious, Stoney!! You guys always talk about JJ, so I went on there a couple of weeks ago and made a comment about AJ being a baby collector and a few of them started immediately bitching at me and telling me to get off "their" site. They're weird.
(Not crazy, do you hear me CRAZY?)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:31pm.
A petition for a writ of clittorus? Is that seriously a legal term? Does MK know about this?
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I believe that the (im)proper term is "petition for right to clitoris". ;)
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But what if you have a peen? Do you then have to get up a petition to get it up?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:55pm.
Ahem. Did you forget something on Twitter, missy?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
im getting an ultrasound on sat and after that the beach if is a good day
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:31pm.
A petition for a writ of clittorus? Is that seriously a legal term? Does MK know about this?
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I believe that the (im)proper term is "petition for right to clitoris". ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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