Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:22pm.
SUGAROOO - OMG that shit was hilarious I'm still busting up at that - well done my friend well done... my new signature
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AHAHAHA! Thanks! They HATE ME over there! Once they realize I'm back, my comments will disappear.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
So if you don't like them, you're on jennifer aniston's payroll.
:" waiting for check"
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Fucka doodle-do.
night night smurfy smurf! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Sug; ahahahahhaah skidmarks! Now my comments are awaiting moderation too, damn it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
you guys are too much. What I would do without all of you? I don't know, my work days would be Horrible
I'm almost out, you all have a good nite!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
just for M.E.
pattycakes @ 05/20/2009 at 1:45 pm Here it comes, all the stupid haters will say….not a good color on her, Angelina is too thin, her hair looks funny, they are faking their love by posing with their arms around each other, Brad looks unhappy with her, Brad looks happier with anybody else, Diane and Brad have a thing, Angelina is wrapping her arms around Brad because she is afraid of losing, him, Angelina will get pregnant again because she wants to trap him (makes me laugh..hello, with 6 kids together they will ALWAYS now be in each other’s life anyway), yada, yada, yada, same o’le crap people who hate will spew (I have my suspicions it’s the same dozen of people, all hired by PR for JA).
They should just admit they are happy, they are in love, after over 4 years together and 6 kids, and countless sharing of major live events (death, births, adoptions, raising children, travel, family, work, etc.) they can’t admit that they are way more into each other than they have been with any of their past partners, those past relationships were rehearsals, this is true love.
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Fucka doodle-do.
SUGAROOO - OMG that shit was hilarious I'm still busting up at that - well done my friend well done... my new signature
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGAROO
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:18pm.
nother gsorella @ 05/20/2009 at 1:37 pm Gorgeous couple, love that color on Angelina and she is rocking a Veronica Lake old-Hollywood style!! Take that people who say she wears too much black!!! Now they’ll probably say she looks pale in that color LOL, the haters will hate no matter what, they are bitter and are in real need of a scream at the ocean with a old dog
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I seriously cannot fathom their mentality. So, it's not ok to NOT like them, regardless of whether or not you are an Aniston fan? And because you don't like them, then you HAVE to be a bitter, fat, mom jean wearing, pathetic piece?
*head explodes*
M.E.
sure sounds like her!
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Fucka doodle-do.
snowy, snort, it looks that way. wow this is a lot funner than cleaning. LOL.
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Fucka doodle-do.
HAHAHA, ya'll are such assholes to the JJers!
I'm never, ever, ever clicking that site. It is truly awful to read Jared's soft ass kissing stories.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
I'm a moron and uneducated according to Not Impressed by JA - HAHAHAHA yeah they take it so serious over there.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
LoveAngelina is still posting at JJ???
nother gsorella @ 05/20/2009 at 1:37 pm Gorgeous couple, love that color on Angelina and she is rocking a Veronica Lake old-Hollywood style!! Take that people who say she wears too much black!!! Now they’ll probably say she looks pale in that color LOL, the haters will hate no matter what, they are bitter and are in real need of a scream at the ocean with a old dog
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CTH: is that our own dearly departed LA? !?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:10pm.
Sug: I went to JJ and clicked on the picture or Angie Jo and then on the "more inside" about the Cannes story....
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I found it. Gee, I hope they don't find my skidmark comment rude!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
um, this was posted on justjared by loveangelina
OMG They both amazing.
Angelina is soooo stunning. OMG What a goodess!!!!!!!!!! Love her love her!!!!!!!!!! I am soooo loving her redcarpet look. Angie delivered.
Please vote for Angelina for the MTV movie awards. You have to be registered at MTV its easy to sign up but then please vote Angie!!!!!!!!!
head explodes.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:07pm.
ha ha I posted Brad Pitt smells like ass
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Y'all are so funny. You know they are getting red-faced over there.
I don't know, I saw my comment but now it's gone, LOL I don't know how JJ works, is there constant monitering?
oh no it's still there, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
just posted like 30 blind items (today was a bonanza day). Link down there V
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Come talk some smack about some Blind Items http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
@ snowpiece - I SAW THAT - HHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAA!
I need to add AND with a sprinkle of smegma - HAHAHAAAA
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Sug: I went to JJ and clicked on the picture or Angie Jo and then on the "more inside" about the Cannes story....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Snowy, exactly where on JJ are you guys posting? I want in even though my comments always get deleted.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
I just posted
"I met a hot sexy rich man named Brad at www.meetrichandalreadymarried.com" under the name ocean creamer and it's awaiting moderation.
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get banned now. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
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ha ha I posted Brad Pitt smells like ass
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Stoney - yeah I know EVEN her two year old knows that, too bad mommy can't spell.
edited *I mean even her two year old "nows" that
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:52pm.
Got and replied.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:54pm.
Not weird at all. JA uses yogurt for her facials ... explains the pasty skin tones -- too much lemon yogurt and not enough cherry yogurt.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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snowy - Sucre left last season to go be with Marycruz and their kid. But he popped up in last nights episode, he was in Chicago, bringing home diapers for his kid when he noticed a car following him, turned out to be C-NOTE!! C-Note talks Sucre into going to Florida to help the brothers clear their names, because he's been cleared thanks to the help of, none other than, Kellerman.
OMG teeee typos DO exist! Like fer sure!
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Dlisted always brings out the "other" side of me. I'm on JJ too. They are so stupid. LuvBrad called me vulgar, but I think she has me mixed up with someone else.
OMG they just called me "uniligual"
*breathes*
LMAO!!!!!!!
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What happened to Sucre, did he ever get back to Maricruuuuuuuuz?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:14pm.
The only thing Jennifer Aniston is addicted to is yoga and her hairstylist.
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Totally read that as "addicted to is yogurt". Weird.
Afternoon, beeshes.
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100% DMBAS
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:13pm.
Freebird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tootsie rolls that look like turds you can have! *waving rolls in the air*
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Are you SURE these are Tootsie Rolls? *side eye & sniff*
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I hope so. I ate one!
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*Still side eyeing* Hmmm, could've been a decoy.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:02pm.
No myspace.
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I sent you an e-mail.
It hasn't been returned to me.
I'm presuming you got it.
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Just sent you a response.
Stoney - them fools do not know how to spell, i posted on there - hee hee I got your back :)
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
snowy - God, that was back a few seasons, I can't remember it all. But the black van, I kind of remember it.
No, he didn't rape sara. Michael saved the day. But T-bag was describing what he was going to do with her and his tounge was all over the place. It was skivvy to me. You would have been wet in a millisecond. LMAO!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:13pm.
Freebird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tootsie rolls that look like turds you can have! *waving rolls in the air*
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Are you SURE these are Tootsie Rolls? *side eye & sniff*
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I hope so. I ate one!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:46pm.
Snowy - I can't remember what happened to Kellerman when we assumed he was dead? Don't you remember?
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Wasn't he tossed off a building?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
M.E. remember he was in the back of that van and those guys shot him up.
ewww did Tbag rape Sarah? Poor guy, she's nast! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:02pm.
No myspace.
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I sent you an e-mail.
It hasn't been returned to me.
I'm presuming you got it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:13pm.
Freebird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tootsie rolls that look like turds you can have! *waving rolls in the air*
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Are you SURE these are Tootsie Rolls? *side eye & sniff*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:02pm.
No myspace.
Snowy - I can't remember what happened to Kellerman when we assumed he was dead? Don't you remember?
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:39pm.
AND PAUL KELLERMAN CAME BACK!!!!!! HE DIDN'T DIE!
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Now that guy right there is hwat and I don't know why. He's on Private Practice now.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
OMG! I got so grossed out and heebied when T-Bag was getting ready to rape Sara.
He was so fucking CREEPY!
Sug: M.E. knows T is one of my sexual fantasy men! LOL that tounge!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:14pm.
HAHAHA the loons over at JJ are saying Jennifer Aniston (X lmao) is exhausted because of a major substance abuse problem and she and John Mayer were into scat. ROTFLMAO! The only thing Jennifer Aniston is addicted to is yoga and her hairstylist.
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There's always rumor about Mayer and scat. That's why he's a douche. Not good to double dip. Ew. I just grossed myself out.
I knew Kellerman was not dead, I just knew it!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"