Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams
There are 2 reasons why I like Wendy Williams. Okay, maybe 5. Or 10? Wait, her ENORMOUS titt-titt-titt-tittays count for how many reasons? Anyway, I just want to put on a Slanket and cuddle up in there. You know, I bet if you jumped in between her buh-bees (nod to the Housewives of NJ) of wonder, you'd pop out of Aretha Franklin's magnificent chichis. Then if you jumped back into Aretha's, you'd pop out of Salma Hayek's. If you jumped back into Salma's, you'd pop out of Jesse Metcalfe's. Like a chichi portal! I bet that shit exists!
Here's a member of the chichi portal team at last night's NewNowNext Awards in NYC. The award show was also attended by natural beauties like Ongina, Selene Luna and Bianca Del Rio. I don't know who Bianca is, but I felt like her face was too spectacular to pass up.
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Wendy williams talkshow debuts again July 13,2009 on FOX. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Here's the thing. I don't mind BBW. But for the life of me, I don't understand why they refuse to dress their size and shape. I'm not talking mumus. But this poor little piece of cheap cotton lycra is trying to escape and it's making me sad. This BBW needs to support her ladies and stop trying to look like the woman she has deluded herself into being.
She is so tall and sexy. I know a place you can date with such sexy girls. **** bisexualkiss.com *****which I have joined.- I think it is interesting and you will like it....
listen with me, will ya...
"Through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high in clear blue skies
I'm spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.
If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotgun in the hall,
Dial the combination, open the priesthole
And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall.
There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines.
He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith.
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?
And if I show you my dark side
Will you still hold me tonight?
And if I open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
... geezus, i love this album
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:06pm.
Happy Birthday lil dv8trix!
it's dv8's b-day?!?!... now i have a reason to have all this leather and fireworks around!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Happy Birthday lil dv8trix!
Uncle sure does miss you
*sniff, sniff*
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Nice to see Ongina's size 0 hotness out there. I need to copy Bianca's makeup stylings for a few drunken parties this weekend.
christine, What is with Brangeloonies anyway?! I'm so glad MK only posts about them every once in awhile. IT's enough to drive someone MAD MAD I tell you (crazy laugh)...!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
No. They KNOW you're f'ing off on the internet. But they think its Youtube, not Dlisted. Unless IT is on your azz. Gotta be friends with them so they don't out what you do all day. A wink and a nod.
;-)
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You're too right. I have to cool it or get shit canned for f'ing off. Still funny.
OMG make it Stop! Now Iam in tears with laughter. Maybe they will send me home because I truly am demented.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:38pm.
Sugaroo, I am sitting at my desk with this huge grin. Who the hell smiles so much at work. Everyone must think I really love my job.
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No. They KNOW you're f'ing off on the internet. But they think its Youtube, not Dlisted. Unless IT is on your azz. Gotta be friends with them so they don't out what you do all day. A wink and a nod.
;-)
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:48pm.
Denny, instead of deny? wow, some real rhodes scholars here.
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It's so bad that it defies gravity! That's right. Their lack of command of the English language is actually adversely affecting the physics of the natural universe.
The day AJ and BP call it quits is the day I'm going to be on JJ's ALL DAY taunting their whiny retarded a$$e$.
That ho's dress top looks like the bar they put over boobies when it's NSFW! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:38pm.
Sugaroo, I am sitting at my desk with this huge grin. Who the hell smiles so much at work. Everyone must think I really love my job.
That goes to everyone really. Thanks!
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Grinning at work is a sign of dementia, don't you know that? You must now run to the bathroom to pleasure yourself, then get a drink of water and return to your desk as if nothing happened. NOW you can grin!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Sugaroo, I am sitting at my desk with this huge grin. Who the hell smiles so much at work. Everyone must think I really love my job.
That goes to everyone really. Thanks!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:30pm.
Sugaroo, I agree. I would probably take up chain smoking and binge drinking just to cope with that task.
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Hell, I'd take up eating out of garbage cans and scratching myself in icky places on the street.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Sugaroo, I agree. I would probably take up chain smoking and binge drinking just to cope with that task.
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why can't they worship BAMPZS + 2 without this unexplicable LOATHING of JA, I find that almost more disturbing than the Branjie slobbering. these people need serious counselling.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:20pm.
No no no! In order to really infiltrate the band of loooons, you have to become one. You have to be with them. You have to worship with them. You have to jack off with them. You have to post over there for a good 6 months. Roll around in their crazy. Eat the crazy, breathe the crazy. Then when they trust you, go all commando on their asses.
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If I had to endure six minutes of licking Brangelina, I'd croak. Six months? Not a chance in Hades.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
snowpiece on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:22pm.
zomay: sounds like fun but I'm too lazy for all that. maybe we could have a tag team?
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I honestly don't think we could do it snow. We would be giving up 2 hours into it.
:D
Someone please tell me this one is fucking kidding.
TRUTH HURTS. @ 05/20/2009 at 2:58 pm The truth really does hurt. Brad and Angelina are so in love. The most beautiful couple on the planet. While Jenho is home crying because the people rejected her azz at the movies over the weekend. Her stupid, pathetic trolls should get the fcuk off of JJ and go see the hag movie. Because the chin is home looking at the stunning images of Brangelina in Cannes. I hope Courtney Cox have this b!tch on suicide watch.
National suicide hotline number is 1-800-SUICIDE. All the Brangelina haters, jenhags, and trolls please call and get help.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Just Jared = Window lickers
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Just Jared = Ass lickers
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Just Jared = Twit lickers
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Just Jared = No freaking life-having zombies
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Just Jared = BRANGELINA Ass Lickers
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Just Jared = Ass Lickers on Another Planet
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
God help us all
thats_right @ 05/20/2009 at 2:55 pm Here Chinifer fans, and yes you too Chinifer see how Brad kisses Angie he loves her they are in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee, loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee so all you haters can go and scream all you want nothing will ever seperate them, they are the best simply the best better than all the rest
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Fucka doodle-do.
zomay: sounds like fun but I'm too lazy for all that. maybe we could have a tag team?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
No no no! In order to really infiltrate the band of loooons, you have to become one. You have to be with them. You have to worship with them. You have to jack off with them. You have to post over there for a good 6 months. Roll around in their crazy. Eat the crazy, breathe the crazy. Then when they trust you, go all commando on their asses.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Just Jared = Window lickers
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Just Jared = Ass lickers
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Just Jared = Twit lickers
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Just Jared = No freaking life-having zombies
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Just Jared = BRANGELINA Ass Lickers
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Just Jared = Window lickers
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Just Jared = Ass lickers
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Just Jared = Twit lickers
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Just Jared = No freaking life-having zombies
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Just Jared = Window lickers
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Just Jared = Ass lickers
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Just Jared = Twit lickers
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:02pm.
Just Jared = Window lickers
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Just Jared = Ass lickers
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
I fail to understand the obsession with celebrities. Even in my tween years, I never fawned all over a certain celeb pair, saying they were classically beautiful and all that shit. They get paid millions of dollars to act in films. They aren't doing the shit for free! And half of these so called "greats" are mediocre. Judy Garland did more work in her entire life than Angie Jo and others like her have done.
To put these people on a pedestal as being special or above the rest of us because they go places and do things that the rest of us could infuriates me. Go out and do your own good deeds and be proud of YOURSELF for having made a difference, don't ride on the coattails of these two twats.
/rant
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Just Jared = Window lickers
some are speculating on the romantic night the two must have had
erotic fan fiction in 5,4,3,2,
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Fucka doodle-do.
Nobody can denny
Bitch! I can Denny anytime I want, Grand Slam BABY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:49pm.
It hung up my computer twice so I gave up. It's not THAT fun!
Thanks for the compliment! :-)
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:48pm.
yeah they are Spelling Bee winners over there - BUT Not impressed by JA is the star pupil.
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:44pm.
yeah the site sucks it kept refreshing and re-loading - I gave up already. No more hits for JJ from me.
you are witty and freaking funny btw i read your post about braiding ass hairs? LMAO I'm still chuckling over the skid marks comment.
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGA ROO
Denny, instead of deny? wow, some real rhodes scholars here.
gaby @ 05/20/2009 at 2:07 pm This is the most beautiful couple I have ever seen. Nobody can denny
this two love each other just see how the see at each other, they are beautiful outside but especialy inside, alway trying to help others,it is good they use their fame to bring attention to problems that other way
nobody coul ever know. I love both of them . Thank you Jared.
It was time to see a relly beautiful and kid people. God Bless both of
them and their beautiful family.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:34pm.
I just posted to some asscracker named Mertz!
Yeah okay, Mertz. Can I be your friend? I want to worship a man who has the personality of a limp graham cracker and a woman who gives new meaning to the term “c*nt with teeth*! Can we please hang out and lick our monitors together and braid each other’s a**hairs as we wait for the pic on the screen to wink at us? Pretty please?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
I'm compasive. And Jelous. I think that's french. Duh, of course it is! We're talking about Angelina Jolie. I wish someone would cultivate that human part of me.
LOL freebird! the Gosslin!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
You mean y'all aren't getting paid by Aniston? *cashes check & makes appt with Chris McMillan*
I wonder if he can do that Gosselin cut?
CTH: WHY WON'T THEY JUST LET THEM BE KANYE
LOL re the Tracy Hepburn thing
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Hoff - OMG!
So, if I'm on Aniston's payroll, where the fuck is my check??
@ Sugaroo - yeah I know bunch of tards over there NEVER once do I mention Jennifer Aniston - all I told the bitch was to learn how to spell and all of the sudden I'm a Aniston whore - funny thing NOW i think i will become one - HAHAHAHA!
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BTW, I know someone who worked for them as a maid. She said Brad leaves skidmarks the size of a NASCAR track on his shortz - SUGAROO
LOVE this one
spencer tracy was married the entire time he was doing hepburn.
THEY LOOK FANTASTIC! STUNNING!!! JUST LIKE THE GOLDEN YEARS OF HOLLYWOOD… PLEASE LET THEM BE! I REALLY HOPE IN GOD THAT THEY´LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER, LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE OF PAUL NEWMAN AND JOANNE WOODWARD, OR SPENCER TRACY AND KATHERINE HEPBURN.
SHE IS A LOVING AND COMPASSIONATE PERSON… HE HAS CULTIVATE THAT HUMAN PART THAT HE HAS WITH HER… SHE IS BEAUTIFUL,INTELLIGENT, COMPASIVE, SHE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT HER MAN! SO LET THEM ENJOY LIVE! DON´T BE SO DAMM JELOUS OF EVERYTHING THEY DO!
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Fucka doodle-do.
I'm in JJ's good graces. None of my comments get deleted. My sarcasm is subtle with them.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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At first glance, I thought Moo-riah had shed a few pounds.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
and it's not even like I give a shit about Chiniston either, all three of them bore me, I only care about Zahara, I just like fucking with LOONS! but not according to the JJers rational, we are all on Aniston's payroll as CTH pointed out
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:23pm
Please, stop. Reading these comments is making me feel like punching my computer screen, or slamming my head into my desk.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09