Vancouver Knows How To Do It
This is the new torch for the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver and it has some craving Rollitos and every item on the Taco Bell menu. The Star put it best: "All hail – or inhale – the 2010 Olympic Torch. Or, as it's jokingly known around Vancouver, the Olympic Toke."
The designer of the giant metal lit joint had this to say for himself, "Sure, it may look a little bit like a joint, but I can tell you that what they were going for was ergonomics, sleekness, modernity." Yeah. Uh huh. Keep blowing smoke in my face until I get a good buzz going.
I know what they were trying to do her. They were trying to woo dolphin god Michael Phelps with a promise that the good shit always blows through the streets of Vancouver. I just don't know which events he'd compete in? Bong sledding? Weed skating? Shake hockey? And where do I sign up?
I'm pretty sure this also means the opening ceremony is going to be one big HOT BOX party! Cover me completely and toke away!
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Ah Yes, I love my city. We know how to indulge in the good stuff and somehow put a legit face on it.
This town has it's faults, as all cities do, but we have a lot of great stuff that balances it out. Easy access to good weed and then pretending its legal is just one of them :-)
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We're getting our hookers "trained" too http://www.vancouversun.com/News/Canadian+prostitutes+training+Olympics+...
How I love this town.....
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TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:52pm.
did i mention the rent?
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heck yes vancouver! i love this city <333
fuckin A! i love my city.
I want to hit that NOW and get that Olympic spirit high!
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:42pm.
TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Tits,
I would move to Vancouver. Love it.
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my couch is yours pookie.
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Packing my Uhaul truck.
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you may want a second opinion from Mrs Kravitz - she's sat on my couch, then again, that is kinda a selling feature.
did i mention the rent?
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TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Tits,
I would move to Vancouver. Love it.
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my couch is yours pookie.
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Packing my Uhaul truck.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:19pm.
Tits,
I would move to Vancouver. Love it.
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my couch is yours pookie.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Tits,
I would move to Vancouver. Love it.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:01am.
Countdown to conservative backlash in five, four, three, two...
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hahha not from canada, and certainly not from the wet coast. we don't care. we might say 'sorry' in that passive aggressive 'sorry you're such a moron' way, but that's about it.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 1:06pm.
To me, that looks like a home pregnancy test. (Without the flame)
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chuckle
Then again a good singe might be in order.
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This explains where the hundreds of millions of budget overruns have gone!
this is a proud moment. :D
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
But seriously, I liked the Olympics when both winter and summer games were every 4 years. On the same year. Now they just don't seem so special.
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To me, that looks like a home pregnancy test. (Without the flame)
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Its been said, but the first thing I thought when I saw it was it looked like a pregnancy test.
But we'll have to call it the "teen mother" version which spits hellfire from the devil if it comes up positive b/c god sez sex is evil. lol jkjkjkjk
This looks like one of those pregnancy sticks that you piss on. Now with easy to read positive results.
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Where the fuck is Open post?!?!?
Howdy horz! I am up to my freeking eyeballs in State work. I'll peek back later! ♥
That torch looks like the gadget that I use to cut wrapping paper.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:25pm.
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I cannot believe that you didn't mention the bacon toss.
(who told you about this thread anyway?)
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
@Team Valtrex...WTF, where have you been? I try to post at night and can't. Posting on DL at night when you aren't around is the same as watching "Snakes on a Plane" on the FX channel....it's not the same without the mutha f*cka. So hurry up & get back here at night monkey fighter.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Are they adding Canadian-specific events, like Greco-Roman moose wrestling or the 100 meter snowshoe sprint?
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Submitted by yomamma on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:18pm.
OMG! I just googled this story. I never heard anything on it. That poor baby.
Why don't you contact "Nancy Grace" or some of the other shows that are out there and ask them to help? Other than that, I don't know of any other way to get this story out there.
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In Bakersfield a "father"ate his 4 year old sons eyes out.I am mailing the council and everybody I can think of for financial help so he can receive top medical and mental care. Does anyone here do press or anything to bring attention to this? I beg for help, I'm in NY and I will not let this child vegetate in foster care with taped up eyes.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:11pm.
no way! my first rolled joint looked way better than this.
also first time rollers- you can use a dolla bill, or they have cigarette rollers which work very good.
i can make step by step instructions for anyone whose joints are looking like this. :P
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:09pm.
for reals devilgirl! I've never seen a doob that looked like that
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By an amateur first day pot smoker maybe, but like you, I have never seen one looking that wrecked!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
for reals devilgirl! I've never seen a doob that looked like that
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I hate to say it, but if the joints you roll look like this, you sure ain't rollin' them right.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
*missing BC purple bud*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
i don't think it looks like a joint either -unfortunately, because that would be fucking great!
i think it looks like a pee stick or a scalpel.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Nice to see my city has such notoriety...
must have joint... 4 day weekend can't get here fast enough...
I'm smoking a joint as i read this....
too funny! It really looks like a fucking J.
lol
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:51am.
It looks like a pregnancy test pee stick*********** That's what I was thinking ya Canuk slut!
It wasn't me who came up with that but yah I am a Canuck slut!!!!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:23am.
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I thought that too. It's clearly so good that it's smoking afterwards!
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Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:21am.
It doesn't look like a joint, it looks like a razor.. like Gillette would make, etc.
That's what I thought when I first saw it. That, or a home pregnancy test (not that I've ever needed to use one, I swear!). I don't think it looks a damn thing like a joint.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:23am.
It doesn't even remotely look like a joint, it actually looks like a vibrator.
Bahahahahahaha!I wonder if you gat a gold meadal after you have an orgasm!!!!
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So, why is it floating in mid-air like a spaceship?
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It doesn't even remotely look like a joint, it actually looks like a vibrator.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Marketing genius I say! There's no way that illusion was an accident. Not for BC...
Submitted by The Fly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:14am.
I'm homesick for Canada and I ain't never even been there...
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I hear you, Fly. I've always felt the same exact way about Japan.
It doesn't look like a joint, it looks like a razor.. like Gillette would make, etc.
I'm homesick for Canada and I ain't never even been there...
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