Jessica Biel Is Always Picture Perfect
When did Jessica Biel become such an asshole? Does this have something to do with the fact that she's sucking on Justin Timberlake's soggy tampon? I mean, Jessica already said that she's too beautiful to get auditions (aka her massive low hangers get in the way). Now Jessica is saying that she spends a long time getting ready every day, because she knows the paparazzi follow her and she doesn't want to see fugly pictures of herself in magazines.
The DVD actress farted to Allure Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), "It's wonderful to do what I do, but everything that goes with it? It's bizarre. The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. Going to the dentist, the cleaners. I guess I could look like shit going to the dentist, but only if I didn't care what I saw in the papers."
This hag should be thankful that she's in ANY magazine besides back issues of the Pitt Bull Reporter. And I'll leave the rest of my comments to myself and just let the picture above do all the talking.
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Her upper lip has blue balls....eww wtf? IT's between Lisa Rinna and Jessica Biel: And the award for the most deformed upper lip in Hollywood goes to...
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Not being a smart ass, for realz, but I haven't a clue what she's done except for 7th Heaven, which as I recall she quit early on thinking she was hot shit. I'm too lazy to IMDB her but her cunty comments made me once again wonder what the fuck she's actually done to have such an ego
i officially hate her.
What a twat.
I thought she was pretty on 7th Heaven too and her and Barry were hittin' it off camera but it's like she was dipped in roids.
She's a man's man now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Now that's what you call a natural beauty.
I thought she was beautiful on 7th Heaven, before she started messing with her face. Now she just looks awful and fake. Plus her body is scarily manly. It's funny, I was looking at pics on the awful plastic surgery website and realized that the vast majority of these people look worse after plastic surgery. I would never let someone mess with my face like that. Also, if you're ugly, you're just ugly. I think that even plastic surgery can rarely fix that (there are few exceptions, though, like Demi Moore. And though I despise Ashley Simpson, I think her nose looks a lot better now). Also, my cousin is in a field of work where she works with lots of celebrities. Surprisingly, she said Justin Timberlake is really nice and down to earth but that Jessica Biel is a b****. And my cousin almost never has anything bad to say about anyone, so she must be really nasty.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:33am.
If she wants more acting roles, she needs to wear a 3 wolves t-shirt.
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what is she talking about! the only time she ever puts makeup on is for a red carpet or something.
What is it with these celebwhores always complaining about shit? You get paid to act like a whore, live in a nice house, with nice clothes and sleep with other celebwhores? What's the problem?
She m ust have gone to Lisa Rinna's lip-injector.
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"I am followed all day, every day."
No, that's just Geico showing her how much money she could be saving, or if it has huge shoulders, it's her shadow.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
I'd rather have Lisa Rinna's roid lips that those vag lips Jessica has. That upper lip is frightening.
Whenever I see her, I picture her playing field hockey.
She said she was open to playing Wonder Woman. Fuck no!
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It does! It's wedding-ready.
She wasn't THAT bad looking a few years ago. Her body has always been toned and nice.... but that mug- WTF has she done to her lips? Bitch, step away from the Restylane.
If she wants more acting roles, she needs to wear a 3 wolves t-shirt.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
her top lip looks like a cumberbund
A blind monkey could make a better face using silly putty and pipe cleaners.
Who gives a puckered asshole if you're pretty with a shitload of makeup on? Anybody can be good looking with their flaws camoflauged. It's someone who stuns without a stitch of makeup on that impress me and hometrick up there does NOT impress.
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this bitch is so fug
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Following you in public is not invasion of privacy: you're in public. Peering into your windows or intercepting your mail might invade your privacy. Have your PA pick up your laundry and find a dentist with garage parking.
oh dear lord forbid you look - what - more washed out?
That really is the worst 80's nose job ever. Surely bearding for Timberace pays well enough for a redo.
UGHH, her upper lip!!
Being a beard is hard, potentially soul-destroying work.
People like her never stop and think that the lack of jobs coming their way may be more to do with attitude than ability or looks.
And even if they do, they don’t believe it.
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That fucking NOSE! Did she ask her surgeon for Michael Jackson's schnoz? That shit disturbs me every time I see her face.
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If that's what she considers looking good, I'd hate to see the alternative. Oh, wait. I already have.
I really wish she'd shut her cake hole.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
what an entitled little snot.
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Fucka doodle-do.
those lips ;/ WTF
Kinda looks like Anne" The Toucher" Curry in that pic, meaning FUG!
What is it exactly you do, Jessica?
I think she is completely fug in the face. She has a great body, period.