Jessica Biel Is Always Picture Perfect
When did Jessica Biel become such an asshole? Does this have something to do with the fact that she's sucking on Justin Timberlake's soggy tampon? I mean, Jessica already said that she's too beautiful to get auditions (aka her massive low hangers get in the way). Now Jessica is saying that she spends a long time getting ready every day, because she knows the paparazzi follow her and she doesn't want to see fugly pictures of herself in magazines.
The DVD actress farted to Allure Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), "It's wonderful to do what I do, but everything that goes with it? It's bizarre. The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. Going to the dentist, the cleaners. I guess I could look like shit going to the dentist, but only if I didn't care what I saw in the papers."
This hag should be thankful that she's in ANY magazine besides back issues of the Pitt Bull Reporter. And I'll leave the rest of my comments to myself and just let the picture above do all the talking.
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I read that article in Allure and she sounded pretty conceited.
Remember how I was telling you that everyone in Boulder Colorado was a conceited asshole with no grip on reality? Jessica is from Boulder.
Jessica looks like a 40 year old meth head.
Her friggin lips were fine before. WTF was she thinking?
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Biel adds that her good looks often are a drawback when it comes to casting. “It really is a problem,” she says. “I have to be blunt.”
got that here: http://amygrindhouse.com/jessica-biel-allure-june-2009-interview-is-lols...
i do believe she meant it the way most people are taking it.
jus' sayin'...
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"if you don't like my audition, that's one thing but if you won't even see me that's just not fair!"
Someone please explain to me how the fuck this is interpreted as saying she's too beautiful to get auditions. She's saying that it isnt fair that casting directors should at least see her for the role and not just dismiss her without giving her a chance. She didnt mean it the way everyone is misconstruing it.
I have three words for Jessica Biel:
STRAIGHT TO DVD
Now shut the fuck up, you moron.
I read that quote from yesterday in a rag here today...it was "if you don't like my audition, that's one thing but if you won't even see me that's just not fair!"
I'm sure no other actress has ever EVER felt that way. No one could be so *ahem* beautiful.
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Pretty soon the celebutards will be rearranging their features like Picasso paintings. Blowing up one's lips will simply not be enough. Someone will want both eyes on one side of their nose.
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it's funny coming out of the mouth of someone who has had more than one nose job, and shoots shit in her top lip. Anyone who ever watched one ep og Seventh Heaven remembers when she got the plastic surgery, she looked so different.
I thought I was the only person who does not find this chick attractive. Her lips are ugly. I cannot figure out why the big deal is made about her.
Umm, is that her 'fixed up'? Her whole face is the color of a three day old bruise, with hair to match, and don't even get me started on the trout lips.
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She thinks she is hotter then she really is. People crack me up who use the "I'm too pretty to be taken seriously." If biel had a brain in her head they would not being saying that. Look at Halle Berry, Charlize Theron two smart, beautiful women who do not complain that their "looks" hold them back.
Her top lip is hideous in that pic
before she and JT got together she was great looking. now, she's not so great looking.
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Did she get the same lip crap Lisa Rinna got ?
Megan Fox is pretty and she works,
Scarlett Jo is pretty and she works,
I mean every other chica in Hollyweird is pretty and get work.
Umm maybe she's not that damn talented and no one has the heart to tell her.
What type of cop out is that.
Compare this picture
http://teamsugar.com/files/images/jessica-biel.preview.jpg
to her now.
She's really fucked up her face.
Why is her upper lip so flat? Did she get some plastic surgery done on that or what? WEIRD!
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I get what she means, but it sounds like she cares more about being in the tabloids than being in movies now. Maybe she should take some acting classes with the time it takes to get ready.
She looks so tired. This much physical maintenance probably requires you to age tenfold. I know she's at least 3-4 years younger than me, but she looks pretty beat and older looking. She needs to get a mud facial or somethin'!
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Does this bitch own a mirror? There is nothing beautiful about her but this fug has been talking about how beautiful she is since she was on that saintly show.
Nose keeps shrinking asnd becoming more angled, upper lip keeps exspanding to Herpes proportions.
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I agree w/ you Mike. Like I said before she looks like the star softball or basketball star that took high school sports too seriously. She's such a brut.
Bitch is fug and her body looks like a dude's. If hot women can't score parts then why is Halle Berry working? Fuck her.
I saw a pic from this article where she is getting her whine on and it is just begging for a photoshop. She is standing ontop of a building with her hand across her forehead almost like a woe is me. I'd love to see a chop of a sniper in the background. God, I hate that untalented skank.
Really, why are the paps following her around?? How much could they possibly be making for HER pics? Shouldnt they waste their time on someone more profitable?
She isnt nearly as impressive looking as she seems to think from the neck up, but I think she was a little better looking when she left her face alone...
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The Kanye West of beautiful people. How does she even deal? It must require 'round-the-clock therapy when you're that fucking hot every single millisecond of every single day.
Poor thing.
That chocha on her face is really distracting me from the rest of her beauty.
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Being beautiful hasn't kept other actresses from getting work. Must be something else.
haha DG.. I thought the same damned thing.
the upper lip never had a natural indentation like natural lips... like a tube the same shape all around. Now she looks like that Brit start Leslie Ash when her lips went wrong..
Shit. Pete Burns times... seriously it's awful. And it's probably one of those fillers that will not dissolved so quickly so good luck with that..
Someone smack the shit out of her. Please.
You know Timberlake is going to dump her fug ass soon. So, we must keep her and John Mayer apart at all costs! It would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters if those two got together.
Damn don't be scaring me like that before I get some coffee in me. I'm going to be traumatized the rest of the day after that.
Could you imagine waking up next to that nast mess every morning?
BLAH!!!!
Did she super glue her upper lip to her face. WTH is going on there?
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Ok I like her, well before she got with JT! At least she admits she tries to look good!
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It looks like her doctor flipped up her lip and stapled it above her nose
..and what's with that lip? she close it in a car door or something?
She's too beautiful for auditions? WTF? She has a great ass, that's about it. She looks like any ol' reguhluh ho 'roun town. Just goes to show the 'magic' of Hollywood.
Her face looks like a limp penis to me
Oh, ummmm, geee, ummmm, lookin' hot, Jess? Is that what I'm supposed to say?
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I can't take my eyes off of that lip...I swear to god, if I walked out of the plastic surgeon's office looking like that, I wouldn't just go home, line my mouth with fucking blueish lipliner (wtf???) and let paps take pictures of it...I would be screaming and crying for the doctor to fix what the fuck he just did to my lip or I will make sure he never practices again. WTF how is this acceptable to these hos?
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i actually liked "seventh heaven" (yeah, i know i should be ashamed, but i'm not)and i hate this bitch...keep talking and soon her already horrid career will go the way of mischa barton...
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Just noticed that in 2001 she's got a movie coming out with an impressive cast:
Valentine
Anne Hathaway
Jessica Biel
Bradley Cooper
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Garner
Julia Roberts
Ashton Kutcher
Shirley MacLaine
I don't think Jessica is ugly BUT I do think she should stop making silly statements in interviews. I mean, she thinks she can't get a job because she is so beautiful when actually she is not nearly as beautiful as her peers (i.e., Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, et al.) Saying what she said makes her sound arrogant, snobby, silly and stupid. Now people on message boards everywhere are laughing at her. Being a joke in Hollywood is also a way to not get jobs!!
P.S.: I also have no idea what she has done lately, besides walking beside Justin, all dressed up.
WTF !! THAT UPPER LIP!!!! Looks like an infected vag lip.
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Submitted by Texass on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:57am.
Not being a smart ass, for realz, but I haven't a clue what she's done except for 7th Heaven, which as I recall she quit early on thinking she was hot shit. I'm too lazy to IMDB her but her cunty comments made me once again wonder what the fuck she's actually done to have such an ego
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Not much, Summer Catch, Blade Trinity, The Illusionist, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry...and some small roles. She was in Cellular briefly too.
Looks like she has about 4 movies coming out 2 years.
Hey Straight to DVD Bitch: Shut your ugly inflamed piehole already.
OMG, that is a horrid photo. I normally think she's attractive, but lately she has been looking like shit. I mean, she loooked hot in Texas Chain Saw Masacre. The blonde hair and brows-ewww.
But yeah, the body is always smokin...even when the face needs some help.
I have a feeling, just a guess here...that she thinks she's some pretty hot shit. That kind of ego won't get you very far girlfriend.
MK's orginal post on Jessica Biel's childish whining hit the nail on the head- if good looking people can't get work in Hollywood why isn't Angelina eating government cheese?
Jessica Biel should just have a nice cold glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP and face the facts- she's a shitty actress that couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
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I don't think she has had any plastic surgery, like someone said. I remember seeing her on 7th Heaven (I hated that show but would catch in on channel scans) and she looked just as freakish then as now. Funky lip, wide mouth. I never saw her as a beauty. I do believe her ego got too big and that is why she left the show, but that's just my opinion.
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