Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt - This shit has become the top selling t-shirt on Amazon thanks to some amazingly awesome reviews. Seriously, if you have time to kill (I think I spent like 2 hours reading this shit), go through all the reviews, because most of them are magic (just like the t-shirt). Here's some samples:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!).I bought this item to wear on a camping trip, seeing as how it has wolves on it. Imagine my surprise, on our second evening, as I was on my way to our makeshift latrine, ...I saw wolves wearing t-shirts with people's heads on the front. They didn't have any pants, on, though. I couldn't tell what people they were on their shirts, although I think one of them might have been Mindy Kohn from The Facts Of Life.
Sometimes late at night, if I wear my wolf shirt to bed, I wake up to the sound of howling coming from my bellybutton region. Because this has happened several times, I feel very powerful, like perhaps, I've been somehow chosen.
Personally, I think the t-shirt would be perfect if it had a unicorn flying past the moon, but that's just me. And don't act like you've never worn this shirt with denim cut-offs and wedge sandals while working the ho stroll in Panama City Beach, FL.
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laughed till i cried.
I wore my Mindy Kohn t-shirt with flip flops when I walked the ho stroll in Panama City beach.. thank you very much.. Then some bikers who had my best interests in mind, stole my shirt, shaved my head, and tried to drown me in a filthy toilet.. Next time I'm going to Miami.
I thought this went out in the 90's. I used to go to school with kids who wore this shite. They were the sci-fi geeks, you know before nerds and geeks became cool, (then poncy hipsters).
A FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS WOLF TSHIRT THING YEARS AGO!! IM GLAD IT FINALLY MADE IT TO THIS SITE. IT IS HILARIOUS!!!
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Whoa. This is a magical moment for me. I've been feeling kind of depressed for a couple of weeks. But. Now. I just wanna sing! Because I have just enough cash left from my accident settlement to buy & express ship this Wondrous Work of Art on a Shirt straight to my single-wide! Man, I am gonna LOVE watching that arogant UPS dude have to wade through all the mud & dog crap to get to my front screen door to bring this SWEET Shirt right to me. And I aint even gonna get out of my Snuggie when I sign for it.
Truely--this is the first day of the rest of my life
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
Epic O_o
Reminds me of the 1000+ reviews for milk on that site.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
Sample:
"Initial impressions: Opaque white color. Delicate closed-nose smelling faintly of butter. Really open up after three or four weeks when it develops a bouquet like a Prussian cavalry stable, though loses its beautiful tearing properties in its curd-like state. Palate of white, steamed rice. Faint after taste of bovine teat."
And the people who reviewed this, reviewed "How to Live w/A Large Penis"? WTF??
Ha! I need one! It'll be perfect for when my "ex-masturbator" shirt is in the wash...
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
LOL Yes!!!
I have created a Wolf Shirt profile and fan page on Facebook if anyone is interested!! Wolf shirt is the shit!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=1757360392&ref...
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/pages/Wolf-Shirt/78124585605
It seems we are all in agreement MK.
Best. Post. Ever.
I had to stop reading it because my pee hole was starting to sting. The Depends can't hold everything you know.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
ohmygod, BEST POST EVER!
MK I adore you forever.
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Oh this is fucking genius...it's fucking AWESOME!!
I am laughing my ass off and the screen door is open so my no-heart neighbor is probably going to call 9-1-1.
Do I need a life? I should think not. I have these three-wolf t-shirts to gaze upon all afternoon.
I'm in the Zone. Carry on.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Fucking hysterical! I'm going to be envisioning this throughout the day and the tears of laughter will inevitably begin to stream once again! Thanks, MK!
***Bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer.***
LMAO!!!
the people who wear, or used to wear things like this are totally the people i grew up with.
and the other day, i saw a brand new navy whateverpickup truck,
and it had this scene painted on the back windsheild!!!!!! it was fucking beautiful.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MK not only is this the hottest slut EVER, but this is probably the funniest thing you've written EVER! I sort of LOVE the middle review...wolves with t-shirts with humans on them...now that is PRICELESS! LOL!!!!LOL!!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
It was one of those rare moments that one only sees on the Lifetime Channel but it happened to me. I was at the local speedway on a Saturday night, Bud Light in one hand, Twizzlers in the other, when I glanced across the bleachers and saw the most handsome man wearing this shirt. By coincidence I had the female version of it on, the Graceful White Wolves lavender t-shirt, and our eyes met. To make a long story short...one thing led to another and now we are married and every night I have a little Canis in my Anus..Thanks Amazon.
The "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" are funny, too.
OMFG! My husband bought me this same exact shirt on a trip to South Dakota when we first started dating. He went to South Dakota and I went to Mexico, we didn't go to SD together. When he got back and gave it to me I was all, "UH...gee, thanks?". I then folded it up and put it away somewhere in the top of my closet never to be seen again. And yet I still married him, now that is love. Hey he had me dickmatized, what can I say.
His gift giving skills have highly improved, he now buys me diamonds and Flowerbomb perfume.
I cannot quit laughing! Thank you for sharing!!
This has got to be one of the top 10 funniest things I've ever read on dlisted. & trust me that's saying A LOT. I love you, Michael K, I reallý do.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
OMG the comments to the reviews are the funniest shit I've ever read.
Doesn't Bret from Flight of the Conchords have a shirt like this? Come to think of it, doesn't Napoleon Dynamite as well?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Sadly, a lot of people want this shit airbrushed onto their bikes or wrapped onto their tailgates.
(an unfortunate sideline of my job)
I am sure it's been tattooed onto many a trucker-tanned bicep as well.
Uh, I know someone that owns this shirt. Gawd, I am so embarrassed right now.
He seems normal, but after reading those reviews of other shirts owners perhaps I should check him out more thoroughly!
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Dick happens! - MK
Dating a handsome and rich man on~~~~Meetrich.com~~~
Just what I needed! Another way to waste my day online instead of working! Awesomeness! I think I need to further look into the white-trash kingdom of items Amazon carries and see if there are more.
Another Amazon review:
By Rebecca Danis "QueenBee" (San Francisco) -
"I too bought one of the sweet wolf shirts, hoping the magic with women might work for a lesbian like myself. It has, and I'm up to my ears in trim, but I still feel a need for more wolves on the back of the shirt and possibly some boy shorts with wolves on them to match."
These fuckers are just like us except less slutty and cussy.
There's many funny people out there though.
OMFG fucking hilarious.
A couple of my extended family members have a thing for wolves, I think I just found the one size fits all present for x-mas this year.
The reviews would be funnier if they were genuine and not just funny hos making fun of people who wear shit like this. I know there are plenty of people who genuinely cream over wolf apparel.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I will be reading these reviews all day! Too friggin' funnay!
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TEAM KIEFER!
LMAO
I especially loved the one who said he had a lot less issues with involuntary urination when he wears the shirt. Hahahaha!
BAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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TEAM KIEFER!
The reviews are hilarious! Who would have known that a t-shirt could evoke such strong emotions from people! Hahahaha!
madame s.
my freaking stomach hurts from laughing..... omg, comedy gold!
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Fucka doodle-do.
lol my friends and I have been making fun of wolf tees and sweats for years, my town is like a fashion runway for this shit! puff-painted wolf sweatshirts, "hang in there" tees, it's like an everyday thing.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
This is the kind of shit that makes my fat heart sing.
My husband's getting this tshirt for his birthday next week :)_______________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
Mr. Green Is Good owns too many t-shirts with the wolf motif, but he doesn't have a mullet. Thank Gawd!
I'm not going to get a goddamn thing done!!! Between MK and you sluts cracking me, and NOW the funny bitches on Amazon.
I have a thing about making fun of wolf t-shirts and the people who wear them! Hippie/rednecks who are just a little spiritual... Thanks, MK!
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I said good day, sir!
Another day at work shot thanks to Amazon, wolf tshirts and MK.
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My feelings are sensitive.
A review for the purple zebra-print Zubaz pants:
(five stars) WOW (as in World of Warcraft) There is nothing more comfortable than my Zubaz pants when I'm playing World of Warcraft for 5 days in a row.
Nanners
that guy who wrote the review of the Secret stole that shit from Louis CK!!! What gives!
It's hilarious though
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! this is some funny ass shit!
The people that saw wolves wearing tshirts with people's heads on them were tripping HARD
hahahahahahahah
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
christine the hoff,
Isn't that one of the funniest things you've ever read?!?
mike,
I've seen some of those that are amazingly realistic! And not liking black tshirts is simply no excuse in this case... the wolf tshirt appears to come in grey, periwinkle, and rust to name just a few of the available colors.
ImpertinentVixen,
I hear you. I am a complete bookaholic, and not only do I spend WAY too much money at Amazon (or through the bookdealers that sell through them), but my wish list is still 40 pages long right now!