Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs!
Oh, that Kanye! He really knows how to keep the LOLs rolling through the internets. He should take his act on the road and call it the Delusional Kings of Comedy! Kanye just loves to fart in his own hand, inhale it (it's like helium), hit the CAPS-LOCK key and then go fucking at it. That's what must have done today with this latest post, because this is a motherfucking crazy doozy.
Kanye was commenting on some pictures the paps took of RiRi when he started to go into another world. Kanye went there and I really wish he hadn't. See what I mean:
FRESH ASS PICTURE!!! YO WHY CAN'T ALL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS BE THIS GOOD? WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE MOST CELEBS JUST AREN'T RIHANNA LOL! ... BUT ON THE REAL, THIS PIC IS HARDCORE. PEEP THE PERSPECTIVE SHOT OF THE CITY IN THE BACK. SOMETIMES THE PAPS OVEREXPOSE THE LENS OR HAVE THE FLASH TOO HIGH TAKING ALL THE EMOTION OUT OF THE MOMENT. THIS MOMENT IS CAPTURED IN TIME NOW. I LOOK AT OUR CURRENT SUPERSTARS LIKE LEGENDS IN THE MAKING... LIKE JUSTIN IS THE NEW MIKE , BEYONCE'S THE NEW TINA TURNER, GAGA'S MADONNA, JAY IS SINATRA... WAYNE IS HENDRIX, THOM YORKE IS ROGER WATERS, THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED AS SUCH. THAT SAID, IT WOULD BE DOPE IF THE PAPS OPERATED WITH THE SAME INTEGRITY AND ATTENTION TO THEIR CRAFT AS THE LEGENDS THEY PHOTOGRAPH..... GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE!
Was is it just me or were you expecting to hear a joke drum on loop, because the whole post is punchline after punchline!
And you know that in the blog post in his mind he added: KANYE WEST IS THE NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!! Bitch can part the Red Sea just by hitting his CAPS-LOCK key!
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Jay-Z is the new Sinatra? Riiiiiiight.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:26pm.
DG LMAO!!! from Dallas????? At first I misread and thought you said Charlize T. (which I could see) but really? are your "bubbies" that huge?????
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Oh yeah, I WISH CHARLIZE THERON!
No, they thought I was Charlene, and I had a HUGE boobs back in the mid-late 80's. In my High School Senior yearbook, every guy that signed it said "Devilgirl, you were really sweet, funny and I loved your BOOBS, stay sweet and don't lose those BOOBS!" My mom was mortified at the comments on my chesticles!
I out grew the baby fat and my boobs are still bigger than average, but not like they were then. I think the French just associated big boobs, long blonde hair, petite and pudgy with Charlene. I eventually started to sign autographs when asked.
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Dallas was huge in Europe and to this day the main actors have to have bodyguards when they travel there, but not here.
Soulja Boy up in this ho....
watch me crank that watch me ohhh..
watch me crank that Soulja Boy and supersoak that hoe...
*Kanye runs to the nearest target to buy a supersoaker so he can join in the "latest" craze*
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:37pm.
This just shows how terrible music has become. I often wonder whether its just because those classic rock bands had 1st crack at all the good chord progressions, riffs and melodies....
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I've wondered the same, it would be sad that it would only take a few decades to run out of ideas and talent.
Puleeeeezeee < Richard Marx had better music than John Mayer!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:41pm.
JOHN MAYER IS THE NEW RICHARD MARX
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! I haven't heard that name in years! Remember, he had like a curly mullet hair-do!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
SOULJA BOY IS THE NEW HALL & OATES
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
JOHN MAYER IS THE NEW RICHARD MARX
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
KANYE YOU TARD - WHAT.ABOUT.CHRISTINA??!!!
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
What's Carlton Banks ranting about this time?
This just shows how terrible music has become. I often wonder whether its just because those classic rock bands had 1st crack at all the good chord progressions, riffs and melodies....
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:17pm.
KANYE IS THE NEW URKLE
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LMFAO!!!!
Kanye forgot to mention that Mayer is the new DOUCHE. He must be seething. Cue TMZ famewhoring in 3...2..
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:08pm.
A wise man speaks because he HAS SOMETHING to say;
a fool because he HAS to say SOMETHING.
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that is cool! we would all be better off if he just shut the fuk up already
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ha hahahahaha Provy is the new Gorgonzolla
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:28pm.
ADAM LAMBERT IS THE NEW FREDDIE MERCURY
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Hot damn, that's funny!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:26pm.
DG LMAO!!! from Dallas????? At first I misread and thought you said Charlize T. (which I could see) but really? are your "bubbies" that huge?????
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Oh yeah, I WISH CHARLIZE THERON!
No, they thought I was Charlene, and I had a HUGE boobs back in the mid-late 80's. In my High School Senior yearbook, every guy that signed it said "Devilgirl, you were really sweet, funny and I loved your BOOBS, stay sweet and don't lose those BOOBS!" My mom was mortified at the comments on my chesticles!
I out grew the baby fat and my boobs are still bigger than average, but not like they were then. I think the French just associated big boobs, long blonde hair, petite and pudgy with Charlene. I eventually started to sign autographs when asked.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
and bullshit is the new FUKKERY...... ohSHIT, i have tha hikkups!
MICHAEL K. IS THE NEW TOLSTOY!
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"nick69h | May 20, 2009
NOW THIS IS A REAL POST, just reading this got me thinking. Kanye your description was dead on"
and take this guy with you
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:24pm.
he means Jay Z
LOL Provolone is the new Mozzerella.
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LOL!
I'll give you this. Kanye makes for funny fun times! I needed that today:)
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ADAM LAMBERT IS THE NEW FREDDIE MERCURY
SNOWPIECE IS THE NEW CODPIECE
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
LOL!@snowpiece! and...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:17pm.
PHOEBE PRICE IS THE NEW ANGELINA JOLIE!
How dare you to compare PP with that Home wrecker!
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Hey now - Angelina didn't start out by wrecking homes...that came later!
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DRINKIN' DA BOYFRIENDS SCOTCH!!!!!!!!!! GEORGE BUSH DOESN"T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!! nuff said???
Funny. Hope he's not serious though.
Dlisted does strange things to me. When I read bullshit like this it makes me want to strangle an innocent bystander, and my blood pressure goes through the roof. Then I read MK's commentary and the comments, and the chest pains stop. Ahh. I STILL HATE THIS FUCKING CUNT AND WANT HIM TO DIE THOUGH!
DG LMAO!!! from Dallas????? At first I misread and thought you said Charlize T. (which I could see) but really? are your "bubbies" that huge?????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
uh he compared WHO???? to roger waters!!! fish sticks needs to seriously get his head examined.
DRINKIN' DA BOYFRIENDS SCOTCH!!!!!!!!!!
he means Jay Z
LOL Provolone is the new Mozzerella.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Lil wayne is jimmy hendrix???
Lady Gaga and Beyonce as legends?
COME ON KANYE!!!
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
I AM THE NEW CHARLENE TILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(when I was in France back in the 1980's, the French were convinced I was indeed Tilton, trying to be on the "Down-Low" )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:17pm.
KANYE IS THE NEW URKLE
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HAHAHAHA!
If KW thinks Jay is the new sinatra he should be cast for the Movie that they are planing on filming...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:17pm.
KANYE IS THE NEW URKLE
hehehe. you made a funny
DANE COOK IS THE NEW BILL HICKS
JONAS BROS. ARE THE NEW BEATLES
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:17pm.
PHOEBE PRICE IS THE NEW ANGELINA JOLIE!
How dare you to compare PP with that Home wrecker!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Mike who? Mike Douglas? And SURELY he did not mean Jay, as in Jay Z as the new Sinatra?! PLEASE tell me I am clueless and totally off the mark on that one!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MK is the New Jesus Christ!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
KANYE IS THE NEW URKLE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
PHOEBE PRICE IS THE NEW ANGELINA JOLIE!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:08pm.
Lil Wayne as Hendrix? OMFG LMAO!
You beat me too it. That is the most absurd comparison i've ever heard. its like the pepsi commerecial that compares that Black eyed peas guy to bob dylan.
HEY EVERYONE KENNY CHESNEY IS THE NEW JOHNNY CASH
and SHITNEY IS THE NEW JANIS JOPLIN.
PS. jay the new sinatra?? jayz or someone else?
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:12pm.
Justin is the new Mike? What Mike? Jackson? yah because they both look like white old ladies.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:13pm.
Huh? Kanye is the comingback of the hip hop world.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
If only he knew! That would be so great. I should send him an email with an excerpt and say: You remind me of this guy. lol
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:12pm.
Justin is the new Mike? What Mike? Jackson? yah because they both look like white old ladies.
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...maybe he's a pedi???
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Everytime he opens his mouth, no I mean everytime he blogs, I feel like punching him in his necktie.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:10pm.
Roger Waters is Roger Waters.
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LOL!
For reals.
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Huh? Kanye is the comingback of the hip hop world.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Justin is the new Mike? What Mike? Jackson? yah because they both look like white old ladies.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Roger Waters is Roger Waters.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:02pm.
Why does he always look so sweaty?
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Lil Wayne as Hendrix? OMFG LMAO!