Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs!
Oh, that Kanye! He really knows how to keep the LOLs rolling through the internets. He should take his act on the road and call it the Delusional Kings of Comedy! Kanye just loves to fart in his own hand, inhale it (it's like helium), hit the CAPS-LOCK key and then go fucking at it. That's what must have done today with this latest post, because this is a motherfucking crazy doozy.
Kanye was commenting on some pictures the paps took of RiRi when he started to go into another world. Kanye went there and I really wish he hadn't. See what I mean:
FRESH ASS PICTURE!!! YO WHY CAN'T ALL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS BE THIS GOOD? WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE MOST CELEBS JUST AREN'T RIHANNA LOL! ... BUT ON THE REAL, THIS PIC IS HARDCORE. PEEP THE PERSPECTIVE SHOT OF THE CITY IN THE BACK. SOMETIMES THE PAPS OVEREXPOSE THE LENS OR HAVE THE FLASH TOO HIGH TAKING ALL THE EMOTION OUT OF THE MOMENT. THIS MOMENT IS CAPTURED IN TIME NOW. I LOOK AT OUR CURRENT SUPERSTARS LIKE LEGENDS IN THE MAKING... LIKE JUSTIN IS THE NEW MIKE , BEYONCE'S THE NEW TINA TURNER, GAGA'S MADONNA, JAY IS SINATRA... WAYNE IS HENDRIX, THOM YORKE IS ROGER WATERS, THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED AS SUCH. THAT SAID, IT WOULD BE DOPE IF THE PAPS OPERATED WITH THE SAME INTEGRITY AND ATTENTION TO THEIR CRAFT AS THE LEGENDS THEY PHOTOGRAPH..... GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE!
Was is it just me or were you expecting to hear a joke drum on loop, because the whole post is punchline after punchline!
And you know that in the blog post in his mind he added: KANYE WEST IS THE NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!! Bitch can part the Red Sea just by hitting his CAPS-LOCK key!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:17pm.
No danger of me going into labor though.
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Bummer. We could have put your placenta between two halves of a ciabatta bun.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:15pm.
@LCT: I was talking about poop yesterday! You missed it!
ANGEL_I IS THE NEW LOVE CARROTTOP!
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WHAT?! YOU POO-TALKED? Oh I am so sad I missed it.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:04pm.
Congrats!
No danger of me going into labor though.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:13pm.
LOL! Love the new avie.
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Speaking of which, all you have to do to have a good belly laugh is Google Image search "John Mayer O Face". I almost made peepee.
@LCT: I was talking about poop yesterday! You missed it!
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IT's true that he compared them to people with problems (at least I don't know about all of them but I know some did) and the people that are the new so and so seem to have their life in order and no mental problems or drug problems.....They SEEM....and I doubt they could ever be nearly as good as someone with those problems. I'm a firm believer that people with those problems are the most artistic.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:08pm.
I hate the whole comparison bullshit.
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Exactly. Everyone is unique, just like everyone else.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:04pm.
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LOL! Love the new avie.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:07pm.
IS THERE A CARROT IN DA HIZOUSE???
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I SEE A PIECE OF SNOW IN MY EYEBALLS!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:07pm.
TOPALINA IS THE NEW GEORGE CARLIN.
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MY turn to be the father of a doodoo bebe!
A tip I got from first aid training: A way to remember AED (automatic external defibrulator) is to think, Always Eat Doodoo.
snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:09pm
TEH BRAD OF PITT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOVE ANDERSON IS THE NEW LOVE BRAD!!!
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Kayne probably wants someone to call him Tupac mixed with Kurt cobain, or someone like that.....i bet he wants to be a whole mixture of great artists from different genres
It's one thing to go around and claim someone is the next so and so but he discounted how hideous most of those people were/are or how fucked up they were/are.
I hate the whole comparison bullshit.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Event Horizon I love T Pain, Ne Yo too and I like Ri RI enough.
IS THERE A CARROT IN DA HIZOUSE???
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
TOPALINA IS THE NEW GEORGE CARLIN.
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Fucka doodle-do.
awww IG thanks! that brought back memories plus I WAS spot on, he's soooo John Mayer!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:02pm.
ALL Y'ALL SQUID BRAINS IN THESE LOWER CHATS CAN LICK MY SOCK SLOT FULL OF YEASTY GREEN BEANS OK WOW
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Sllluuuuurrrp!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:03pm.
HOWDY CARROT!
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Hello there me darlin'! How are ya?! I'm First Aid Certified! If any of you goes and has a bebe in here, I'm prepared!
I think Lil Wayne should be compared to CC music factory or somethinng, whatever they are called
HOWDY CARROT!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:50pm.
sure theres Bullet For My Valentine BUT, all that stuff you hear on the radio now you won't miss a year from now.
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AAAARRRRRRGGGGH!
I love them!!!!!
One of the best super hard rock heavy metal bands since metalica!
Other recent great musicians...A.F.I, im going to get ripped a new one for this but T-Pain, Rhianna...theres some good ones out there...
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:54pm
I <3 tactical sekt. And you're fired is classic. Bree time, baby.
What other types of music are you into, provy?
you're 90s stuff alice in chains, pearl jam etc.
but bands now id go with all that remains, soilwork, bullet for my valentine, i really liked the truth by bleeding through. im not all that into the electronic music but i dabble... oh and hilary duff LOVE hillary duff
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ALL Y'ALL SQUID BRAINS IN THESE LOWER CHATS CAN LICK MY SOCK SLOT FULL OF YEASTY GREEN BEANS OK WOW
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:54pm.
KANYE IS THE NEW SUMMER'S EVE!!
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NOW THATS FUNNY
The richard marx comparison was funny....but I did like richard marx a lot better than john mayer, music wise i mean...but i like the 80s sound period
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:59pm.
angel: I laughed at Tolstoy.
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O good!
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This is a special request going out to snowy... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Speaking of talent---less. Why is Adam Lambert considered so great? He isn't really that big of a deal. He is a damn manufactured machine, and his 'greatness' will deminish because he signed with the devil that is American Idol.
angel: I laughed at Tolstoy.
and at that comment about Richard Marx...
"wherever you gooo, whatever you dooooo, I will be right here waiting for yewwwwwwww"
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to find good music today, you have to go through hell. whereas bad music is EVERYWHERE!!!
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:48pm.
This just shows how terrible music has become.
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What's sad is that this demonstrates anything about music at all...
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I'll let him have the Beyonce thing too, but the other two are flat out insane
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:54pm
I <3 tactical sekt. And you're fired is classic. Bree time, baby.
What other types of music are you into, provy?
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I'm a mucical whore, I like pretty much everything, including Kanye's music :P
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:32pm.
ha hahahahaha Provy is the new Gorgonzolla
Gorgonzolla cheez reminds me of the song 'You're Fired' by Tactical Sekt. I recommend limewireing it
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You should steal it.
Haha!
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I'll smoke what ever he's smokin'.
This sounds like ganja chat times, in your room with your bestie pothead friend right before the Taco Bell run.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What? No one laughed?!
Camon! Michael K. is the hotness but Tolstoy, he ain't!;p
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:44pm.
Puleeeeezeee < Richard Marx had better music than John Mayer!
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And that. Well, that is just sad.
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I would say that teh last 3 years have been TERRIBLE for music. I cannot think of one new group or song that I have heard or even liked since maybe 2006.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I think the other comparisons were after he took a few more tokes of crack though
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:32pm.
ha hahahahaha Provy is the new Gorgonzolla
Gorgonzolla cheez reminds me of the song 'You're Fired' by Tactical Sekt. I recommend limewireing it
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
KANYE IS THE NEW SUMMER'S EVE!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:48pm.
Don't I know! I needed body guards back then, and I don't even look like Tilton.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:50pm.
sure theres Bullet For My Valentine BUT, all that stuff you hear on the radio now you won't miss a year from now.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
hahahahahah you guys are cracking me UUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ok, if he means Justin Timberlake is the new Michael, that acutally makes some sense, he really isn't, but if you think about it, it's the only comparison that can compare at all. Well, Lady Ga Ga hasn't been around long enough to know and madonna has good music, BUT, Madonna isn't really that talented and is a product and lady ga ga does have some talent but doesn't really show it in her music, so.....it's not really a comparison either and never will be in my opinion. I do love Britney, but I think that's a better comparison. I also consider Britney to have more talent....maybe it's just that I like her better than Madonna lol.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:37pm.
This just shows how terrible music has become. I often wonder whether its just because those classic rock bands had 1st crack at all the good chord progressions, riffs and melodies....
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Music isnt terrible nowadays...theres alot of stuff I like on the radio.
I mean yeah its not Mozart but it aint bad.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....