Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs!
Oh, that Kanye! He really knows how to keep the LOLs rolling through the internets. He should take his act on the road and call it the Delusional Kings of Comedy! Kanye just loves to fart in his own hand, inhale it (it's like helium), hit the CAPS-LOCK key and then go fucking at it. That's what must have done today with this latest post, because this is a motherfucking crazy doozy.
Kanye was commenting on some pictures the paps took of RiRi when he started to go into another world. Kanye went there and I really wish he hadn't. See what I mean:
FRESH ASS PICTURE!!! YO WHY CAN'T ALL PAPARAZZI PHOTOS BE THIS GOOD? WELL OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE MOST CELEBS JUST AREN'T RIHANNA LOL! ... BUT ON THE REAL, THIS PIC IS HARDCORE. PEEP THE PERSPECTIVE SHOT OF THE CITY IN THE BACK. SOMETIMES THE PAPS OVEREXPOSE THE LENS OR HAVE THE FLASH TOO HIGH TAKING ALL THE EMOTION OUT OF THE MOMENT. THIS MOMENT IS CAPTURED IN TIME NOW. I LOOK AT OUR CURRENT SUPERSTARS LIKE LEGENDS IN THE MAKING... LIKE JUSTIN IS THE NEW MIKE , BEYONCE'S THE NEW TINA TURNER, GAGA'S MADONNA, JAY IS SINATRA... WAYNE IS HENDRIX, THOM YORKE IS ROGER WATERS, THESE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND SHOULD BE DOCUMENTED AS SUCH. THAT SAID, IT WOULD BE DOPE IF THE PAPS OPERATED WITH THE SAME INTEGRITY AND ATTENTION TO THEIR CRAFT AS THE LEGENDS THEY PHOTOGRAPH..... GOOD JOB ON THIS ONE!
Was is it just me or were you expecting to hear a joke drum on loop, because the whole post is punchline after punchline!
And you know that in the blog post in his mind he added: KANYE WEST IS THE NEW GOD!!!!!!!!!! Bitch can part the Red Sea just by hitting his CAPS-LOCK key!
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lol, It's sodding annoying how people say Christina copied CaCa, hello, do you see Christina walking down the street wearing no trousers, with huge ugly weaves on her head? KGB sounds nothing like CaCa's music anyway. I just don't understand how people say she copied a nobody.
@lara - oh please, CaCa was a nobody until people started comparing her to CaCa. As for when did Xtina have a #1 hit, Lady Maralade (I think) I honestly don't have a clue. Nor do I care, as long I get great music from christina, I dont care where she charts.
Truth is CaCa is an annoying twerp with zero talent. In the battle of voices Christina can belt CaCa without even trying.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
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made CaCa 'popular' (if you're deaf)
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LOL How I've missed you DAE!! Well-played. Good to have you back.
Luv the sig BTW.
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Submitted by lara on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:22pm.
You may want to check out your Christina stats before you go spouting off about her last hit being in 1999.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I never understand his rambling comments. I guess I get too distracted by the CAPS. Geez!
LOL forever at some crediting aguilera for gaga's success. this bitch has 2 number one hits. when was chritina's last #1, 1999?
and lol at christina who had to copy a newcomer. the internet noticed she copied gaga because people knew who gaga was before xtina's performance.
truth is gaga has catchy music..people enjoy her songs. it's that simple...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:05pm.
lol they said Christina copied CaCa?! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
for months i had thought gaga was Xtina until she opened her mouth and empty dust came out.
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@Fucking_Classy - the reason there's hype about CaCa is because Christina last year, turned up and the VMA's, sang and everyone started saying she copied CaCa *twitches* At that point CaCa was still unknown, unless you're into that type of crap. CaCa's people pumped that 'Xtina copies CaCa' angle for MONTHS, Perez *twitches again* still pulls that crap. The end result - people wanted to know who CaCa was, added more hype, fought with annoyed Xtina fans and made CaCa 'popular' (if you're deaf)
@Rosemary - I don't realy see that that way. More as Madonna and Brit are really good friends and friends do that to each other (pull each other on stage for a song)
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
k, thanks classy
The comparison to lil wayne is so insane it's like one of those things you just don't really respond to cause you know he's off his rocker with that comparison, you can't even question his thinking wit that, or comparison to Jay Z too
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:57pm.
I don't like that kind of music and never understood the difference between dance and techno, etc ( was told there is a differece) but I do like one song by daft punk, one by alice DJ,and a few others i can't think of right now, but probably like five songs total
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There are many good musicians of that genre, but a SHITLOAD of crappy ones. Try Orbital's "Tunnel Vision", DJ Shadow's "Six Days" and Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"... these are the ones I can think of, they're pretty good tunes.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by s. on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
The comparisions of Justin, Beyonce, Thom Yorke and Gaga are one thing... but please some explain to me how on earth Jay-Z is the new Sinatra and Lil Wayne is Hendricks?
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Ive been listenning to lil wayne since I was 16. Hes ginen interviews where he expounds on how hes stayed up for weeks at a time. If thats not someone who on drugs, a la Hendricks, then I dont know what is!
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lol... if that's the biggest comparision then thats sad... give that one to him, haha. but really musically... hendricks was one of the greatest guitarists in rock history. wayne has songs with titles like "bitch please".
No, I don't think what she puts out shows her talent. But from what I hear, she has some.....supposedly and I'm wondering if she has the talent to play the piano, then why put out simple music basically is what i'm saying
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Submitted by s. on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
The comparisions of Justin, Beyonce, Thom Yorke and Gaga are one thing... but please some explain to me how on earth Jay-Z is the new Sinatra and Lil Wayne is Hendricks?
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Ive been listenning to lil wayne since I was 16. Hes ginen interviews where he expounds on how hes stayed up for weeks at a time. If thats not someone who on drugs, a la Hendricks, then I dont know what is!
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Yeah, if that's what Kanye meant, then I'm 100% with that asshole! But seriously, what other things do they have in common? Because talent surely isn't one of them!
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I don't like that kind of music and never understood the difference between dance and techno, etc ( was told there is a differece) but I do like one song by daft punk, one by alice DJ,and a few others i can't think of right now, but probably like five songs total
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
That's what I mean Classy, and she supposedly plays the piano, so I wonder why she puts tat music out, maybe she loves it but still I don't get it.
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I get your point, but so fucking what she plays the damn piano, that doesn't mean what she's playing is any good. From what I've seen, bitch has zero talent. Then again, so does Madonna... her success relies solely on PR bullshit and gimmicks.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Submitted by s. on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:53pm.
The comparisions of Justin, Beyonce, Thom Yorke and Gaga are one thing... but please some explain to me how on earth Jay-Z is the new Sinatra and Lil Wayne is Hendricks?
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Ive been listenning to lil wayne since I was 16. Hes ginen interviews where he expounds on how hes stayed up for weeks at a time. If thats not someone who on drugs, a la Hendricks, then I dont know what is!
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That's what I mean Classy, and she supposedly plays the piano, so I wonder why she puts tat music out, maybe she loves it but still I don't get it.
The comparisions of Justin, Beyonce, Thom Yorke and Gaga are one thing... but please some explain to me how on earth Jay-Z is the new Sinatra and Lil Wayne is Hendricks? Also, Kanye... it's impossible to over expose a lens. You over expose the film, you arrogant jackass. YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUID BRAINS!!!!
Well I consider the fact that Madonna has had Britney at her concerts perform a few times, etc a sign that Madonna thinks of her as the new Madonna too lol
Speaking of lady Gaga... I can honestly say I had never listened to ANY of her crappy tunes, so I went to youtube just now to check that shit out... and boy, does it suck.
It's like the kind of electro shit that was already over in fucking 2001!! That bitch is fug, her music sucks and doesn't even suck in an original way. I wonder why she's famous in the first place, bitch must be sucking the right dicks.
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Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:27pm.
Lady CaCa is most def not the new Madonna. At least Madonna had talent. Madonna of the '80s whas inspired, she broke new ground, etc...Lady CaCa walks around wearing dumbass weaves. Out of all of todays singers voice wise - Britney is the new Madonna. in terms of reinventing herself, I think others singers are closer.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
lol that's bad...and he's like John Mayer to me...don't like him but I like his music, only I like more of his songs than mayer's. Almost every hit Kanye has, i like. He's one of the only rappers or hip hop artists in the past what, 5 years that i've liked that have come out.
I'll say Kanye is the new Kurt Cobain... as long as he kills himself like Kurt did!
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
I think Lady Ga Ga should stop with this dance music and come out with some fun, but something piano played at least somewhat. Maybe like Billy Joel only more today. Something that will sell (cause god knows it has to sell) but shows her talent, but that's just me, she can do what she wants. And honestly I don't know if she has anything like that, I just know the two songs I hear sounds like what anyone can put out.
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:37pm.
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Yeah, there it is. It takes a while for a douche to upload. Clogged noz.
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:35pm
I can see the picture! Don't mess with it. It just takes a little while for you to see it or you have a slow computer.
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They designate a "new >insert name here< " every few years. I'd say Beyonce would be more like the "new" Janet Jackson, rather than a new Tina Turner. Tina would smile at that comment, but would be rolling her eyes inside her mind.
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:22pm
Thanks to you, I just LOLed in front of my boss.
And really loudly too.
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Too bad I couldn't get the picture to work. Here it is:
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/03/18/149777/rock-star-o-face-4-600x40...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:27pm.
on my way!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:13pm.
LOL! Love the new avie.
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Speaking of which, all you have to do to have a good belly laugh is Google Image search "John Mayer O Face". I almost made peepee.
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That was fun. Look what I gots.
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Damn, can't get the pic to upload. Oh well, sign from heaven. And maybe a little Mercury retrograde kiss, too.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:22pm
Thanks to you, I just LOLed in front of my boss.
And really loudly too.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:27pm.
carrot I want to rub my vajayjay wound all over your avie until he falls out dead with his O face on!
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Are you kidding? This mofo would be all gape-moufed waiting for the placenta burger.
That's true dreamy, but I just say that if anyone is the new madonna, to me it's Britney since people want to say someone is. She's not really , but to me she is more than Lady Ga Ga. But yeah, she definitely has not reinvinted herself like Madonna....but she may have some staying power like her. Who knows about Lady Ga Ga, but I know Lady Ga Ga can sing and play the piano so I'm not saying she's not talented, I think she sells herself short. I think she is too talented to be compared to madonna.
For those of you who haven't taken a First Aid course, I highly recommend it. 99% chance a good looking man will have his hands on your thighs at one point while practising bandaging.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:22pm.
Could you imagine sperm created by that thing shooting towards you? Eugh.
If I saw that face above (or below) me, I'd burst out laughing. For real for real. It looks soooooo stupid.
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"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
DevilGirl - go back to OPEN POST to see pictures of my children (pets) that I just posted:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/32143#comment-2326529
carrot I want to rub my vajayjay wound all over your avie until he falls out dead with his O face on!
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I'm pretty sure this has been said but why can't they be themselves. Is it because they lack the talent to be greater? I noticed that he didn't crown himself. Strange. Not really.
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OMG OM G "vajayjay wound"
ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Piece of snow, I want to rub my heterosexual self all over your avie until he changes his mind.
ubmitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:19pm.
OH CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!! VOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:21pm.
oh shit carrot! I feel a bebe coming out mah vajayjay! hep me hep me please! I don't know nothin bout birthin no bebes!!!!
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It's ok! Fuck! What do I do! K, lie back so I can give you CPR and hold a cold compress to your vajayjay wound! Take deep breaths and apply ointment!
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:50pm.
Ok, if he means Justin Timberlake is the new Michael, that acutally makes some sense, he really isn't, but if you think about it, it's the only comparison that can compare at all. Well, Lady Ga Ga hasn't been around long enough to know and madonna has good music, BUT, Madonna isn't really that talented and is a product and lady ga ga does have some talent but doesn't really show it in her music, so.....it's not really a comparison either and never will be in my opinion. I do love Britney, but I think that's a better comparison. I also consider Britney to have more talent....maybe it's just that I like her better than Madonna lol.
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Britney could've been the new Madonna. If she'd been able to reinvent herself the way Madonna did.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:13pm.
LOL! Love the new avie.
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Speaking of which, all you have to do to have a good belly laugh is Google Image search "John Mayer O Face". I almost made peepee.
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That was fun. Look what I gots.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:20pm.
OMFG, the best O FACE OF ALL!
http://medicatedfunk.com/images/0034_JPG.jpg
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Could you imagine sperm created by that thing shooting towards you? Eugh.
oh shit carrot! I feel a bebe coming out mah vajayjay! hep me hep me please! I don't know nothin bout birthin no bebes!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"