Kanye West Is The Master Of Laughs!

Umm...Guess what Kanye? Tina Turner is still Tina Turner, even now, and she looks better, sounds better, and weighs less than Beyonce does even at fucking 80 or however old she is. And unfortunately, Madonna is still Madonna as she is fucking still alive and performing.

And anyone who thinks Chris Martin is up there with any of the greats...well, just fucking do yourself a favor and kill yourself.

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COME AT ME, BITCH!

Gaga may be fresh right now, but she needs to come out with a few more albums before she can be considered the next Madonna...
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

Could we have a douche-off already with Kanye and John Mayer?!?!

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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY BEYONCE IS THE NEW TINA TURNER, KANYE. MAY I REMIND YOU THAT TINA S STILL ALIVE AND STILL MORE TALENTED THAN BEYONCE WILL EVER BE.

JAY IS SINATRA...
As in fucking Jay-Z is Sinatra?
Deluded nutjob should stop sniffing his own breath!
Shut your pie hole, moufbreafer Kanye.

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It's a Suffragette City!

him and angelina must share the same grease- SLIMY!

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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

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I like Thom Yorke but OH NO HE DI'INT!!!!! Thom Yorke is NO ROGER WATERS. It's on Kanye. You and me, bitch. It's on.

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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?

That whole Roger Waters shit came outta no where, Kanye IS pulling out all the stops...serious...

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

I wasn't able to wait for the punchline because my eyes went cross-eyed from the effort. What is wrong with Kanye?! His mouth is so far up his ass and everybody else's that you can barely understand what the hell he's talking about. Is he okay or is he perpetually on E?

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by ashsaile on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:10pm.

Seen the comments that have stuck out. Is nobody bothered by the fact that he's comparing "caca" to Madonna???? I can maybe understand Jay-z: Sinatra because of his molodic vocals, and maybe Lil Wayne: hendrix becuase of his guitar use in rap, but caca=streisand nose, how is that equivalent to madonna?
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I think we all let that pass as madonna is a talentless fame whore whose true talent lays in marketing her hairy cunt.

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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.

Submitted by sunkist on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:41pm.

*sniff*

*wipes tear*

That was fucking beautiful.

Can you convert it to all caps and send to the dickhead? He only speaks all caps.

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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.

The only one on that list of living day legends is Thom motherfucking Yorke. Beyonce please, Caca who, don't even get me started on Lil Wayne, Timberouche or Jay Z. Seriously Sinatra? Have you ever heard Jay Z sing? He's tone deaf. T-douche, Beyonce, Caca, they're all copy cats and you don't become a legend copying someone else. You have to have originality.

I'm surprised he even gave Yorke a shout out considering Yorke dissed his ass. I'd figure someone as petty as Kanye would have pretended like he doesn't even exist.

BITCH PLEASE!! Beyonce wishes she was half as sexy as Tina,Gaga is a straight up Deelite knockoff (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1sskq_groove-is-in-the-heart-deelite_m...) and Lil Wayne as Hendrix...this dude is STRAIGHT TRIPPING!!

i still wanna put a shotgun in this piece of shit's mouth.... what?!... not tryin' to be funny... just wanna!!... no talent ass clown... useless fishdick lover.. *muttering off*... how do people fall for this shit?

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Submitted by sunkist on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:41pm.
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I wants to have your sunkist DListed beh-behs, you HWAT WOHRE!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by modianos on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:06pm.

how dare he even SPEAK the name roger waters?? FUCK!

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I bet he meant Muddy Waters. BIG difference! Both mad talented, though.

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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg

every single fucking thing that comes out of this fucktard's mouth makes me want to stab him in the eyes and beat him to a mushy pulp with my cell phone.
if you're gonna pretend to get technical and rate a fucking picture, the very fucking least you can do is google this shit before you hit "post"
you can't overexpose a lens as the lens is SITTING ON YOUR GODDAMN CAMERA, it's not the subject of your photo.
and you can't have the flash too high, because the flash is actually a little light bulb going off, IT AIN'T ON A FUCKING DIMMER SWITCH!!
shut the fuck up kanye, or should I just call you kayne (god bless that cake maker, I swear it was on purpose).
I had a nice buzz, but his fucking ass almost ruined it.
there's two people I would go to jail for punching in the teeth, this closeted, pampered fucktard, and Kobe.
I'm sorry, as a photographer, I get very offended when fucktards pretend to know this shit.

Submitted by modianos on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:06pm.
how dare he even SPEAK the name roger waters?? FUCK!
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How dare he even SPEAK!
Kayne's voicebox got Tiger's name all over it...and I'm gonna deliver his severed fingers to you Dlisted whroes to to whachu want wif...Then, I'm gonna present Kayne's CAPSLOCK to MK....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

how dare he even SPEAK the name roger waters?? FUCK!

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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King

Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:15pm.
@Uncle Ashtray....you have a teeter-totter in your bed?
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Nah........I'm very picky about what is in my bed.
Only the finest wives of my friends are allowed. You know.....as the old saying goes........what are friends for?
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Pfft...bitch please, Who can't smell dem tiger piss stained sheets from here? Btw, you owe my tiger ass cab fare after you passed out and I emptied your wallet...er, I mean, your wallet was empty....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:15pm.
@Uncle Ashtray....you have a teeter-totter in your bed?
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Nah........I'm very picky about what is in my bed.
Only the finest wives of my friends are allowed. You know.....as the old saying goes........what are friends for?

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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

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@Uncle Ashtray....you have a teeter-totter in your bed?

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:09pm.
Or as I like to call her, Ishmael.
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What a coincidence, you call her Ishmael and I refer to her as Moby Dickhead.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Cathylove, I'm holding out for a hot Mormon, come back when you and your friends are congregated at http://SeekHotMormonGazillionaire.com

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:07pm.

Cathylove is the new Crabcatcherman.
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Or as I like to call her, Ishmael.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Cathylove is the new Crabcatcherman.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Submitted by Cathylove on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:02pm.
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Cathylove, somehow I don't think Allah would be too impressed. Now piss off.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Bow-chicka-bow-wow!!!!!!

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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:35pm.
Artists go through ups & downs like everyone else, just ask Carlos Santana.
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Personally, I like to keep all of my "ups & downs" under the bedsheets.

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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs

kanye is stupid. all those comparisons suck.

@DAE wasn't b2b a #1 album? either way i like it. i wish she'd come out with another album like stripped. i love that album.

Ugh. He don't know nothin' about no fuckin' Roger Waters.

@angel, thank you :0)

@Sluttsville, well said!

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

I don't know if he needs to get off the good shit or get on the good shit but I do know dude ain't right in the head.

Jay-Z/Sinatra and Lil'Wayne/Hendrix comparisons are particularly WTFish. I don't know how assholey they may have been in life, but the talent issue isn't even arguable compared to two dudes who've made their names on the backs of an 808 and good producers. Oh Kanye, get the fuck outta my life!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

wow @ Kanye's insanity.

HE IS A FUCKING CLOWN.

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@DAE....IMO Christina is too talented to retire, the only time someone should retire is if their talent has dried up or if she is tired of singing. The music is what interests me, not the outfits nor dance routines. No, I didn't buy her latest cd, but I enjoyed the "Back To Basics" a few years ago. Artists go through ups & downs like everyone else, just ask Carlos Santana.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:39pm.

@lara - oh please, CaCa was a nobody until people started comparing her to CaCa.
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LOL! That's true, actually:) Just like that.

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@lara - Im an Xtina stan, of course I have delusional tendencies. It comes with the gig. If it wasn't for the hype/drama that was around last September, IMO, I dont think CaCa would've been as succesful as she has been.

Christina, outdated? Say that in September when she releases her 4th album. talented trannies 1, untalented wannabes 0

Christina will only retire when she doesn't enjoy making music anymore and quote her "I don't think that'll ever happen. Let's keep doing this forever!"

The day CaCa can do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C6dk5iETmw

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCIGsLwX3w0

THEN you can say that Christina is "outdated" lmfao

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

Seen the comments that have stuck out. Is nobody bothered by the fact that he's comparing "caca" to Madonna???? I can maybe understand Jay-z: Sinatra because of his molodic vocals, and maybe Lil Wayne: hendrix becuase of his guitar use in rap, but caca=streisand nose, how is that equivalent to madonna?

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:54pm.
calling Lil Wayne the new Jimi Hendrix is like calling a box of Gordon's Fish Sticks Beluga Caviar..

go away... and take Kanye with you
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For reals...Even Lenny Kravitz is not the new Hendriz and I've actually heard of him and like his shit...Who the fuck is Lil' Wayne?
Can someone put a butt plug in Kayne's mouth and a ball gag up his ass, then break all of his fingers? Please?

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Anybody watching Idol? Megan Joy Whateverthefuck just made my ears bleed singing Glamorous. Seriously, what the fuck.

Pretty excited about Black Eyed Peas being on. Fergie Ferg's body is pretty sick.

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@lara - oh please, CaCa was a nobody until people started comparing her to CaCa.
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LOL "comparing her to caca"
of course gaga was a "nobody" compared to xtina because she is a new artist, although many people knew who she was(especially on the internet-where all this comparison started). but to credit xtina for gaga's success is delusional. people simply enjoy her songs. it's not that deep. she is a worldwide sensation.
all these late '90s singers are so outdated and irrelevant; britney, xtina, jessica simpson....they need to retire. madonna too

calling Lil Wayne the new Jimi Hendrix is like calling a box of Gordon's Fish Sticks Beluga Caviar..

go away... and take Kanye with you

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Hi DG! Hugs!

Hitting and running again. :-)

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:41pm.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:39pm

Didn't she have a number one on that album she did recently?

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*checks* Nope. KGB peaked at #7 in USA. It's best postion was in Turkey where it reached #2.

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

@dg, Thanks! :0)

@ jiggywiddit, How I've missed Dlisted! lol So glad to back and able to reclaim my Christina Stan Crown :0)

Thanks!

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:39pm

Didn't she have a number one on that album she did recently?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............