Wednesday, May 20th 2009

Kate Gosselin Is A MONSTER!!!!

Damn. Did Kate Gosselin queef in someone's scrambled eggs over at UsWeekly, because they have it out for the bitch! They are raising their pitchforks and trying to take that cunt down! This week's issue really isn't anything new. It's all about Kate's grand cunty ways! It's nice to know that Cunty Kate was even a mega bitch before she got famous!

One of Kate's former baby nurses, Angela Krall, said that before she was hired, the Gosselins had gone through almost 40 nurses in only 3 months. Angela said that Kate would fire a ho over every little thing. One nurse washed her hands in the kitchen sink instead of the bathroom sink and Kate dropped the bitch, because she said it was cross-contamination.

Apparently, before Kate became famous, Medicaid paid for her nannies. The Associated Press reported in a story from 2005, "Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births."

Okay, when are Kate and OctoMommy going to become besties forever, because they were obviously both cut from the same batshit crazy cloth (which comes in fuchsia or chartreuse)!

Kate didn't only bring the cuntiness to the staff, she also treated her father like caca. When her father brought her cribs donated by his parishioners (he's a pastor), Kate threw them out. A family source (aka Jon) said, "They didn't match and Kate rejected them."

Kate didn't miss a beat and she quickly responded to all these claims to People: "Everywhere you go you're being stalked, you're being followed – it's hell, on the cover of a magazine. It's so scary. It's like one of those movies where you have to change your identity and go underground. I've been saying, 'Let's find a country where our show doesn't air, and let's just go there until this all dies.' I have to laugh about this, or else I'll cry. It's a matter of, when will they stop?"

The best part is when she talks about her kids: "I don't want them dragged into this. It kills me." Did she forget a little show called Jon & Kate Plus 8 that she signed them all up for? I love it when the pimp starts to shed crocodile tears.

Why do I find Kate so hilarious?! An even better question is, does anybody ever fight back? It wouldn't be hard. All you have to do is all the ASPCA on her tortured possum hair, so they can throw a net over her head and drag her into a cage. Or better yet, just sprinkle some holy water on her and watch as she shrivels down into the sidewalk cracks.

Posted by: Michael K


I feel bad for the kids.

naddi10's picture

OMG...I heart the person who wrote this article. I needed a good laugh and this for sure did it. The first paragraph is the best...She is a cunt indeed with her female version of the mullet. Wrong on so many levels...

~CHEERS!!!

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I've seen the show only twice. I enjoy Bridezillas and always root for the groom to leave them at the alter.

Kate, when your behavior/ attitude/ parenting skills make Charlie Sheen (who, after all, went to court to try to keep his kids off Denise Richards' reality show) seem like a paragon of virtue by comparison, that's a bitch-slap from reality. You would do well to heed.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:28pm.

Reply: You would think if she couldn't have kids without drugs, and she's /such/ a Christian that she would think "maybe God had other plans for me" or maybe He just wanted to spare cruelty upon such innocent children and a poor, poor fucking man to be doomed as her husband. I think that it was a sign she should never have had kids. And I don't want to offend anyone who is having trouble conceiving, but those who really watch this show and what she says would hopefully agree with me.

I'm not by any means a faithful Christian but she is deliberately seeking attention when she's not aired on TLC! She has books and she's on magazines now. You think if she seriously didn't like this shit, she'd stop. You want attention Kate, you got it. You never looked at the consequences because you were so focused on fame and fortune. Look at all the celebrities (you're not one of them, you're a famewhore) and the reality TV "stars", they fucking screwed themselves over because 90% of that gossip magazine shit and the people who hated them in high school/college pulls the skeletons out of the closets on them and ruins their good "wholesome" images before they ever met the television screen.

I truly hope the best for those whom have been fucked over by your bitchery (bitch butchery) but you have seriously outdone anything so fucked up as to exploit your children for your wipe on/ wipe off carotine, narcassistic, manipulative, wannacomeoff prude, too-good-for-God's-earth ass. I hope Jon takes all 8 of those children and raises them right, as far away from your brainwashed habits as possible. Unfortunately it looks like Madelyn will be following in your footsteps, probably showing up on future Road Rules/Real World shows screaming at housemates who moved one thing out of place because of what she grew up around. You are pathetic.

At first I was a fan, looking up to someone who could take on 8 children under the age of 3 or 4 or whatever, but now I make fun of you and look down upon you for constantly finding it funny - even admitting an entire portion of an episode- to slapping your husband "playfully". It's not playful, he doesn't fucking like it and you know it. That's all you do, ignore the truth. You don't want to hear it but you can deal it... You're NOT God, stop trying to control every person you get your fat fucking hands on. The day TLC sells the B-Side to your life and has it aired nationwide is the day everyone will feel you've been outed as the true monster you've become.

I would never hope upon the people I hate most that they are cheated on by a spouse, but I sincerely wish those girls Jon talks to at night are there because he's happy he's being treated like a human being for once. He drinks so that when he gets home and all the children are asleep, he hopes you are too so he doesn't have to deal with your bitching and nagging and -if he does he's forgotten about it by morning. I would find it comforting to get the fuck away from you as long as possible, and I hope that is all he is seeking, otherwise it is up Shit's Creek for the rest of your life bitch.

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This bitch is so low rent. She needs to fuck off already.

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Ricki Lake ~ right on.

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The more I learn about this woman and her husband, the more I despise them and what they're doing to their children. Exploiting children like this should be against the law. This will all stop whenever you stop whoring your children out, bitch. What a dumb cunt to even make such stupid statements. Like she thought they'd have this TV show and no one would pay attention to them. Are you kidding me?

I read on US Weekly that Kate became obsessed with all the free stuff the McCaughey septuplets got back in 1997 when they were born and this spurred her desire to want to have multiples of kids. She's had dollar signs in her eyes from the beginning and anyone that doesn't get that is delusional.

This woman needs committed to a psychiatric ward & her children taken from her. Twenty years from now it will be interesting to see what these kids think of their parents and how they exploited them as children and destroyed their childhoods. Can't wait for those interviews...

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i find it hard to empathise with this woman.

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Kate is a terrible, terrible person. Jon isn't much better either. Why the fuck would she say that about the kids when she uses them as her claim to fame and pimps them out for Jon&KatePlus8?

They're the biggest fucking hypocrite famewhores ever. If you look at their website (www.sixgosselins.com/)its full of Christian babble, 'People to pray for' and 'Jon and Kate's favorite verses'... yeah Kate's well versed in being a horrible cunt. Of course the kids are also pimped out on there too.

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I luv Kate, she has a big ass like me. Actually mine is bigger than J-lo and a donkey combined. My husband is a PC-gangster/Snitch!!!!

I do want to add that I used to be a fan of the show, but her actions have made me see the light. I'm glad that others are starting to see it, too!!! If what we see on film is this bad, can you imagine what it's like for the kids when no cameras are around? Aunt Jodi and Kevin have said that out of 8 hours of filming, they could only use 15 minutes of footage for the show. All the info is on truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com or Radar Online. I believe that they have seen way too much and are trying to save the kids!!!

The Gosselins have replaced JenBrangelina as the new bestselling tabloid item. I feel terribly for the kids, but love that the empire built on their backs is crumbling. Karma's a bitch.

This is the FOURTH UsWeekly cover Kate has been on-in a row. They must be selling like crazy. UsWeekly hasn't even done this with Brangelina. I guess a lot of people hate Kate and want to read all the nasty shit they can about her!

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There are millions of people on GWOP (Gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com) that are dedicated to bringing this show to an end for the children. They are being exploited by their parents for money. All of the info in US Weekly has been know on GWOP for a long time and they are dedicated to stopping the abuse of the children. I saw the pics of the kids Birthday party, and there were camera crews all up in their faces the entire time! It was disgusting!!! I'd never seen how it looked from the kids point of view until the paps starting documenting it. Can you imagine, they've filmed these kids having tantrums, taking baths, taking a dump, for crying out loud!!! It's a real life Truman show. So most of the people at GWOP want this to end for these kids. It's abuse, plain and simple. Kate is a tyrant and a control freak, and she will stop at nothing to make her "career" as a speaker and author, at the cost of her entire family. Aunt Jodi was on the show for 3 seasons and was so loving with the kids. She watched them all (on top of her 4) even when Jon and Kate dropped all of them off with the flu. Then when TLC went to Jodi and Kevin and offered compensation for the use of their house and their being on the show, she went crazy. She said "no one's getting paid but us", and cut them off. Why do you think that she doesn't have any family around?? It's so sad for the kids. Truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com is also a very interesting blog written by Aunt Jodi's sister. She says that we can't even imagine how bad it really is for the kids (way worse than what we see, which is pretty bad!!!) So the reason that US Weekly is selling so well is because millions from GWOP have been trying to get this train wreck to end for a very long time. Most of the people that read that blog are grateful that the mainstream media has finally picked up the TRUE STORY. No, Kate is not an exceptional mother, as she likes to make people believe (and many still do). She is a wicked woman that needs to be stopped. It's just too bad that she (and Jon) have put the kids in this position to be hounded by paps, but that's what they chose. Hopefully, people will see her for what she really is, and the show will end. Sorry for the long post, but I am passionate about this! I would never exploit my kids for money!!!

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:12pm.

Damn ricki! fucking tell it like it is baby!!! call me... *pant pant* I mean *moo-moo*

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Neck fat. The surest sign of a beast.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:44pm.

You know, it's funny you mentioned this... my daughter got me to watch that horrible "Wife Swap" show a few years ago and it just broke my heart seeing those kids on the show who had to live with these crazy fuckers in their homes... fuck the ignorant husband and wife and producers who fucked with these families in the name of television ratings. These "reality" shows ARE pure evil in my mind... that and stupid writers who no longer have any imagination to create original entertainment anymore!

sorry for the rant..... you hit a bullseye.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:48pm.

Yep, freebird. Joel McHale does a great job of recapping this shit and making it more entertaining than it was in its original form on "The Soup".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:44pm.
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I totally agree. I don't watch TV, but I know lots about what's on it because of coming here. It's just the right amount. I have fun interacting with all the cool hos here and I don't have to waste any time watching annoying people scramble for money and attention. And the good stuff like The Daily Show is online anyway.

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Does anyone now disagree that reality shows are evil and ruin marriages and families?
Because drama should be left to professional actors, performing parts written by professional writers, etc., etc. But Hollywood producers want to put out shows on the cheap.
And the American TV viewing public is left with this ugly cow, her lousy husband, and their poor kids imploding before our eyes as entertainment.
Or we could watch ignorant hos and douchebags on many other shows behave their worst for cash and prizes.
I get all I need about these shows from DListed. And what I get here is more than enough. Pfft!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Let me call the WAAABULANCE for that badger road kill headed Ho.

K8, YOU send the video tape to TLC, whoring your fert trophies out like three headed kittens in a side show. So don't get pissy at the paps. If you didn't do shit, you'd be another just a regional freak show. The nation would never know what your INNER CUNTINESS is like.

And a big FUCK YOU about my tax dollars going to your biology experiement. If society has to raise the fert trophies, the society should have a say about putting quick drying cement in your woo-hah.

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Those poor kids would be better off in Guantanamo, at least there would be less restriction.

"Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children, since modern medicine promotes the use of fertility drugs, which can lead to multiple births."

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Modern medicine also promotes(strongly encourages, actually) the use of selective reduction in the case of high order multiples. There's no question her doctor suggested she reduce from 6 to 2 babies but then she never would have ended up on tv, whoring out her kids.

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There's gotta be a connection between extreme baby fever (a la this bitch and Octopussy) and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Before anybody is allowed to receive fertility treatments, there ought to be a serious, rigorous psychological examination. It would be funny if an army of kids weren't being screwed over by all this crazy mommy fuckery.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I want to punch this bitch so hard. Money-grubbing twat. Ruining her poor kids who didn't sign up for this bullshit. I hated her from the first episode I happened across when flipping channels. Humorless organic food nazi arbitrary stringent rules phony christian hosebeast beeyotch from hell.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:12pm.

WOW, Ricki! You hate this bitch as much as I do, but you have the guts to say what's really on yo' mind.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 7:40pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:36pm.

Well, okay, 'Noop, as long as you're not bitter.

This trick and OctoPussy really get under my skin. In case you couldn't tell.
The sense of entitlement, when so many upstanding and responsible people are getting the shaft these days, in this economy...

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Oooh. SOMEBODY's a little bit to married to their television!

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girl_cheese's picture

Ricki, that was a goodie. Whew! This is another set of kids whose tell-all books I'm looking forward to in 15 to 20.

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** WOW, RICKI LAKE ** THIS IS PERSONAL TO YOU, HUH?

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Ricki Lake, how do you REALLY feel???

Great post!

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:12pm.
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I'm getting the impression you no likey Missy Kate? If I'm wrong feel free to correct me...

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There's nothing wrong with having a lot of biological children if you can handle the stress and if you can support them yourself. Kate can't do either and her sidekick can only borrow her dick to fuck trashy club girls.

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Boo hoo Kate. You're such a fucking victim, aren't you? You disgust me you filthy piece of pig shit. You look like a turd made of regurgitated spoiled milk and I'd rather cut my own eyes out than view your pig-like visage and Flowbee accident procupine hairdon't upon another issue of my beloved and sacred gossip mags! They are for celebrities, not fat, ugly suburban cunts with egos as bloated as their sagging, middle-aged gunts. Get another tummy tuck, you fake fat bitch - we still notice every sagging roll, every grease-filled dimple, every deepening line on your increasingly-aged face. You think the world owes you because you had nothing better to do in life than stuff your barren, arid fuckbag with fertilized eggs like a goddamn gumball machine. Then you have the fucking gall to play the "Whoops! Tee hee! Who, me?" card and act like WE are supposed to pay for YOUR decisions?! Oh helllllllz to the nah you goddamn fucking pile of pig flesh. I hope someone carves your face up like a turkey. I hope they rip out your small intestines by hand and hang you with them you worthless, blood-thirsty incubator. Nobody cares about you OR your gristled, road-worn appearance you stupid cow. NO fucking doubt. Let's get THAT out of the way right now. What you view as your "hot, new image" the rest of the world sees as, unfortunately, your ridiculously embarassing and misguided attempt at reclaiming your long-gone youth, before you had your bratty litter of replicated DNA flesh and drunken frat guys would try to fuck you even though all you wore was a ponytail and state college sweatshirt every day. Oh Kate, do you remember those heady glory days of your mediocre and unremarkable past? They're gone, along with your dignity and all of your dreams. No matter how much money TLC decides to throw at your irresponsible, narcissistic fat ass, you will still be alone, having alienated all of your family, your husband, and ultimately your menagerie of moneymakers with your poisonous behavior and noxious attitude. Your formerly icy vagina will officially enter the Pleistocene and you will wither and die, alone and frigid, desperately blaming it all on everybody else to the bitter, bitter end. I will be there, pissing in your corpse's face before I roast it and feed it to your family, who I'm sure are more than happy to feast upon your unholy, fetid, pork-like remains to erase every trace of you upon this Earth. May Godspeed be with them.

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Submitted by buttery nipples on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 8:06pm.

EXACTLY, every time she seems to speak.. it's like a red light goes off in my head and a voice screams BITCH PLEASE. Is there a pill for that?

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"Everywhere you go you're being stalked, you're being followed – it's hell, on the cover of a magazine. It's so scary. It's like one of those movies where you have to change your identity and go underground.

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Then why in the fuckity fuck are you doing an interview with a magazine?!??!! Famewhore...

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:24pm.
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Wow! Well said and amen.

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Mother Superior said,

Submitted by anonymouse_9 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 4:17pm.

The US magazine article really isn't news. Rumors of Kate's dark side have been around for years now. I love that she's the daughter of an evangelical minister. LOL!

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That doesn't mean anything.
My ex flatmate is a vicar's daughter and she is the Anti-Christ, believe me. Awful person.

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One of the most straight-up evil persons I've had the displeasure of knowing was a minister's daughter. I don't know if preachers' kids feel like they've got something to prove, or what.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed,

.. "It takes a village"... some of us "Villagers" got our own problems...

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Baby, I KNOW that's right. Third degree cosign.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:36pm.

Well, okay, 'Noop, as long as you're not bitter.

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Melissa Rycroft is arguably in fairly good shape.

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This woman should not be allowed to breed.

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Lordy! What is US's obsession with this woman?

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I'd love to watch this motley whore die in a fire.

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This is the FOURTH UsWeekly cover Kate has been on-in a row. They must be selling like crazy. UsWeekly hasn't even done this with Brangelina. I guess a lot of people hate Kate and want to read all the nasty shit they can about her!

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Jeebus on a pogo stick. This fucknut is even crazier and more evil than I ever knew. I wouldn't have known the bitch if she fired me before the last month, she needs to get over herself and her woes with fame.
And isn't it nice she feels entitled to have every body else subsidize HER spawn? Wow, I feel special. Except that's how she feels about the rest of you hwores,too. Let US all pay for her child care.
Jon & Kate can go suck it straight to hell.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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The story about the cribs is true. There was nothing wrong with them. She didn't reject a couple of them. She wanted a brand new, matching set, not used cribs that didn't match. She also rejected all the clothing that was being donated to her father's church (for her babies). She wanted money instead, so that she could buy what SHE wanted. This caused such a big rift that she stopped speaking to her father AND mother - totally cut them out of her life and their grandkids' lives. These are the same grandparents that took care of the twins while Kate was on bedrest with her litter of six. She has since cut other relatives and friends out of her life, as well as her kids' lives. She is isolating them all with a wall of hate.

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"Kate Gosselin said she feels society has a responsibility to help with the children"

fuck her, and her children... "It takes a village"... some of us "Villagers" got our own problems... "God"damn! how did this cunt get famous?!

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Oh and one more thing, i totally agree that this whole affair business is a PR stunt. I'm sure the ratings have lowered over the years. These frauds know how to drum up interest.