Wednesday, May 20th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
The homeless heroin addict who is always asking you for a cigarette outside of the liquor store or the kid from Third Rock From The Sun? - Lainey Gossip
I spy Hermione Granger's bra - Egotastic!
Why won't Wonky stick her crotch in a roach motel already? Nobody wants to see peep at that mess! - Hollywood Tuna
Does Chloe Sevigny ever put away her titties? - Towleroad
I'd hit it, even if his jizz tastes like an ash tray - Popsugar
More like FAILing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Would it be considered "green" if we flush Cameron Diaz down the toilet? - Hollywood Rag
This would be good: Miss California's mother is a dyke? - Just Jared
Moose knuckle stampede - Cityrag
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Hey, hesher types make me hot.
I like it! *thumbs up*
Rotten peach of scrotum
I do love JGL as an actor. Fell in love with Mysterious Skin, it's sick but it's a masterpiece. The Lookout, Brick, Manic, all awesome. He's about to blow up for sure. He's got some website called Hitrecord.org which I joined late last year. Basically it's just a message board, but I don't post there anymore. Am kinda mad that I ever joined, it kinda turned me off him a little bit. Has anyone here ever visited the site before?
Oh and I'm new. Been lurking for a couple years now. Be gentle it's my first time.
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i have always loved joseph gordon levitt. he's funny, he's smart, and he grew up good-looking. and he usually picks decent scripts, so YAY him.
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but, then again, what do i know?
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Can't believe that's JGL. He's such a good actor. He'll be interesting in GI Joe.
My bf's parents used to do the whole yellow mellow thing, cause they were broke. :) Kinda weird, but meh, whatever. If it were a bigass dookie there no, i would not be ok with it.
Eww, no one wants to see Paris' vag of terror! And she's EXACTLY the kinda bitch who'd wear one of those retarded headbands.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I don't know who that is, but I want to bounce quarters off his tum-tum.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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How great was Joseph Gordon Levitt (or whatever) in BRICK? I'm a total fan.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 4:29pm.
omg please dont kill me but I thought this was Heath Ledger
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Me too, and I am sick, I would've hit it when he was dirty/homeless looking. Hit it every damn way possible.
I totes thought the headline pic was a Bee Gee.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
lmao snowie!!! And how yummy does my Ryan look in those pics!!!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
don't worry Mrs. G: i thought it was Brad Pitt!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
omg please dont kill me but I thought this was Heath Ledger
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
That Johnny Weir documentary looks great.
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i find joseph gordon-levitt extremely appealing...and my day just got extra glittery bright after watching johnny weir do his thing...and i'm a total pig...i clicked on every moos knuckle picture...
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I'm totally jumping on the JGL train here. He is hot.
And he does pick some awesome roles. That Manic movie was good.
I'd still hit it.
He was my JTT as well back in the Third Rock days, my taste in men was strange from the start.
Roseanne was talking about Mark/Glenn Quinn recently (on the radio). She said he was a great guy/actor, had Guinness beer on tap in his house and said he was sensitive so self-medicated hence his drug overdose.
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Moose Knuckle report: Ashton looks small. Surprise. Brett's looks as fake as his hair, makeup, vaselined lens and photoshopping. WTF is going on with Channing Tatum's? Is it a split-tongued deal? Weird.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:49pm.
Yes, he was only 27 or 28, I think. Very sad.
Yes Louise_Brooks! Mark from Roseanne WAS a hot piece! And Irish, with a naturally thick accent to boot! I was saddened to find out that he died awhile back of a drug overdose. He was pretty young. Sad.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:38pm.
@ Sugarroo-
Yes, you are right. After that, they got a little preachy and serious at times. There were a couple funny episodes, but it wasn't the same.
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Then it got stupid. Fred Willard is not funny and Mark's dumbness got old. Then when they on the lottery, that whole season was one big fat boring and desperate attempt to stay on the air.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:17pm.
Is it real or Sharpie??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Ophelia's Evil Twin- yeah, I remember the Juror because I walked into the living room when it was on TV once and my mother was watching it in a panic. I think Alec Baldwin was in his car trying to run over cute little JGL on a bicycle.
sugaroo- thanks, mate!
louise brooks- yeah, Roseanne was the shiz until about the time of new Becky for me.
KD- I think they're extensions.
(why do I feel like I'm answering mail?)
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@ Sugarroo-
Yes, you are right. After that, they got a little preachy and serious at times. There were a couple funny episodes, but it wasn't the same.
And I totally thought that was Heath Ledger in the main pic. Yes I'm aware he's worm meat.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:27pm.
Few shows in history have jumped the shark so fully and completely as Roseanne did when Jackie got pregnant. That right there should have ended it.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
MK, I love you but I will cut you over Ryan Gosling. I lurve him ...maybe more than the RPattz.
And JGL is a great actor, he has made some really good underrated indie films.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
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MK! You should know better than to use the word dyke!
It's GAYELLE!
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I love pre-winning the lottery Roseanne.
Mark was a hot piece.
aw, yay! JGL for hot slut!
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OMG, I loooooved him when I was younger. He was my JTT, haha. He was my original reason for watching "10 Things I Hate About You'
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
ok yeah, the kid from Third Rock, gotcha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:17pm.
Yes! He was great in Stop-loss, too. Did you see "Brick"?
500 days is AWESOME. SEE IT!
so is THE LOOKOUT and STOP LOSS. JGL is one of THE best actors working today. He's very indie, but unbelievable.
and although he's definitely a man/great actor in his own right--he does resemble heath a bit. not cause he's trying to--watch 10 things I hate about you---the were very similar looking even way back then.
I just saw the 3rd Rock dude the other night while watching The Juror. He played Dummy Moore's son in that.
Oh and one word for Ryan G -- yum.
Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:22pm.
Yeah JGL on Roseanne- he had his coin collection and Dan was getting bored with him so he said, "We have to practice our religion now" to get him to leave!
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And the kid couldn't even remember what day his own party was on.
Great avvie, BTW. Flies with dark glasses always make me happy.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:21pm.
Thanks, my head was hurting from that! LOL!
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that's not really DJ from Roseanne!?!?!?!?!
edited because I need to read more carefully DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I don't remember JGL on Roseanne! *goes youtubing*
Yeah JGL on Roseanne- he had his coin collection and Dan was getting bored with him so he said, "We have to practice our religion now" to get him to leave!
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How did his hair grow so fast? or is it extentions?
Crazy- Yep, that's Zooey Deschanel. Related to Emily from Bones, not Katy Perry.
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It's so hard to reconcile Gordon now as that geeky little kid that used to play with DJ on Roseanne!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Yep! He was in Stop Loss too.. yeah I dunno I think that guy picks good roles.
Dee Dee- you are so right. I saw that movie and wasn't it SAD? I was so upset he would blow it and ruin his chances at a new life.. such a touching movie and too bad it didn't get more attention. he was excellent in that. I suggest 'The Lookout' to anyone who is interested. So many shit movies being made nowadays that one is worth seeing.. and Woody Harrelson's character? Brilliant. He's another 'who knew' talent emerging from a tv show. Both actors deserve more roles!
I like his body...art of stick man blowing his brains out.
I think hotness is in the eye of the beholder and my eye is beholding his hotness!
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JGL was also good in "Mysterious Skin" That movie was SO GAY!
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good to know Im a freak among freaks :)
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