Thursday, May 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!
Double your pleather, double your fug - Smoody
Runners-up:
Dammit! I just spent 5 minutes circling the differences. - jazzfish_77
The whores that didn't vote for Glamberace. - Sluttsville
For the love of god, Wonder Twin powers deactivate! DEACTIVATE! - Ikcor
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I agree with these winning captions! MK nailed it with these choices.
(except for the omission of the sailboat one, that was killer)
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Jazzfish!!! My fav one! Sailboat was a good 'un as well, conger eels!! Slutts, funny fool as usual, ickor and smoody congrats DEACTIVATE!!!! :o)
HAHAHAHAHAAA all great submissions!! Well played ppl!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:27am.
Great job! All funny captions and Slutty how does it feel to be so funny, intelligent and sexy all at the same time? Oops! Ive said too much!
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♥♥Awwww Mani, you've been mixing meth and Wild Turkey again, the doctors warned you about that....... Thanks Manimal.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Great job! All funny captions and Slutty how does it feel to be so funny, intelligent and sexy all at the same time? Oops! Ive said too much!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Great job everyone, CONGRATS - Jazzy you're my hero.
Personally I loved the focus/sailboat one.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Dating a handsome and rich man on~~~~Meetrich.com~~~
Smoody, very clever. Runnersup, also very funny.
Bwahahaaha Smoody! Congratulations jazzy, Slitty, and Ikcor.
Congratulations, Smoody!
Slutty!! WTG! So happy to share the stage with you.
Ikcor! Funny, funny...my favorite caption of the bunch!
Whoot Smoody! funny schtuff... Congrats jazzfish, I thought you would place twice you funny man-tramp, and Ikcor-one of my favorite phrases.
Thanks MK and DL peoples, Snowy♥♥ this one's for you baby.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Congrats smoody, and to jazz, Slutts, and Ickor!!
Tanx for the laughs this a.m.!
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All of these are awesome. Well done!
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Also:
Life after the Olsen Twins.
These are the elegant molecules that emerge as the Empress of Lucite sneezes.
Why are they always from Jersey?
the DUDE! abides...
Two pair beats three of a kind, except in genetics.
the DUDE! abides...
take it all in, breathe in the fuckery, but know this... a million dollar deal was lost... all because the bitch on the left wouldn't hold a Pepsi can!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Twin Pinks meets Twin Twinks.
This is some imitation/Neslson shit!
Comb-over Fabio-doos! Faux-chaps! Pukka shell chokers! These dudes are pioneer metrosexuals!
Cultural Learnings of Waziristan for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of USA
Further proof that G-d does have a sense of humor.
the divorce is causing the gosselin kids to grow up fast!
It's a sad day when your man looks better in your favorite outfit than you do!
Double Sex in the Suburbs circa 1983 starring My Little Pony Parker
I didn't see a sail boat, but I saw two little dingies and some spring fresh douches.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:53pm.
Don't focus right on it, but stare at it a bit and you can see a sail boat.
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Spot the six differences in this photo!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Starsky and Hutch stalkers.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Pepsi, the choice of....ok, fuck it. We're scrapping this campaign.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:09pm.
The whores that didn't vote for Glamberace.
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LOL!! Ha Ha Ha.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 10:09pm.
The whores that didn't vote for Glamberace.
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SLUTTY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Both guys' thoughts: "My date is way hotter than his".
Both girls' thoughts: "My date is way hotter than hers".
The whores that didn't vote for Glamberace.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Douchewater always seeks its own level, even in pairs.
Anna Wintour just had a stroke!
The mascots of the Scranton Twin Festival
1984 just threw up.
OMG, I think I had that track suit. I was so cool.
Dork and Mindy Double feature!
The dudes' plan to swap places in the bathroom to fool their unsuspecting dates failed when they forgot to wear matching chokers.
If the guy and the girl in the middle would trade places, Carrie Prejean's head might explode.
This is what SJP'S twins will look like in 20 years.
Damn you, Jean-Luc. Damn you and your callous disregard for the prime directive straight to hell.
eenie, meenie, minie, Yanni
November 1982, the double mint twins try to branch out and sell Dippity-Do and Pepsi.
...and the hairstyles are direct from the 'Knot's Landing' collection
Someone at Pepsi is getting fired over this.