Somebody Put A Leash On Ann!
Ann Curry Powder is always interviewing Brad Pitt on Today. Probably because he loves it when she gets all gushy around him....to a point. Seriously, bitch acts like me around a Sno-Ball. Whenever Ann is getting ready to talk to Brad, she probably doesn't drink water for 24-hours beforehand and wears 4 pairs of Depends, because she knows he makes her squirt like an overexcited chihuahua.
During this morning's interview from Cannes, where Brad is promoting Inglorious Basterds, Ann started to talk about his personal life, but he quickly changed the subject. This prompted Ann to caress his cheek and giggle like Tommy Girl getting his Scientolohole tickled. You know Ann immediately her had hand freeze-dried!
At the end of the interview, Ann continues to cream herself when saying how millions of women are jealous of her because she gets to be so close to BRAD PITT!!!! (can I have an eye-roll with that?). When asked how he feels about that, Brad responds, "Really. Thank you. Really. Let's move on." Don't worry, Brangaloonies. He wasn't telling you to move on. He was telling Ann to move on. Specifically, he wanted her to move off that balcony and jump into the sea to cool her heated loins. Give her a q-tip!
All the face-touching weirdness is at the 5:15 mark in the video below. The rest of the interview is boooooooooring, so don't bothah! Below that are some pictures of Brad eating a plastic cup. And what in the hell is he wearing? Cary Grant, he is not.
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This is what People magazine printed today about another interview in France:
"But he grew visibly skittish when asked about Jolie, though he did credit their children for his life being on track, because being at home with them, he said, is both satisfying and gratifying"
It is so over. They are just in it for the kids.
Oh, and Perez Hilton loves this ensemble. Nuff said.
That was vomitous.
Lmao MK. I totally thought you were talking about Bradley's brats when you said Inglorus Bastards.
Ann needs to get a fucking grip. She's a grown ass woman and this type of shit isn't cute anymore. Oh, and Brad hunny, don't worry, most of us moved on a long fucking time ago.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Oh, and as far as Ann Curry goes, I would love to stick a pencil in her eyeball and then kik her in the teeeth, but that is just me.
Annoying boot licker that she is!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:24pm.
I am sure the fools at JJ are creaming themselves over it
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That glory hole needs to be renamed "THE PLACE THAT CANNOT BE MENTIONED"
I seriously hate all things Brangelina and the Brangeloonies who worship their asses.
When I asked for 2 boobs on the last post this isn't what I had in mind!
Fuk the interview. I went straight to 5:15 and Brad should slap a Cease and Desist order on Ann Curry's stalker azz. What a MEGA DOUCHE! And Brad needs to go home and slam that outfit on AJ or whoever the dumbfuk is who encouraged him to put that sht on. You KNOW he dint think of it hisself.
That is the creepiest outfit I have ever seen a straight man wear! WTF?
That OUTFIT IS HORRIBLE!
I am sure the fools at JJ are creaming themselves over it
"Oh, he looks heavenly! He looks like an old matinee idol from the Golden era of Hollywood. He and Angie are just stunning creatures. The heaven's are singing his fashion praises!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
From what I heard from insiders is that the retard named Curry will read ANYTHING you put in front of her puppet ass, everytime she puts on that serious face I want slap her in the mouth with my dick!