Somebody Put A Leash On Ann!
Ann Curry Powder is always interviewing Brad Pitt on Today. Probably because he loves it when she gets all gushy around him....to a point. Seriously, bitch acts like me around a Sno-Ball. Whenever Ann is getting ready to talk to Brad, she probably doesn't drink water for 24-hours beforehand and wears 4 pairs of Depends, because she knows he makes her squirt like an overexcited chihuahua.
During this morning's interview from Cannes, where Brad is promoting Inglorious Basterds, Ann started to talk about his personal life, but he quickly changed the subject. This prompted Ann to caress his cheek and giggle like Tommy Girl getting his Scientolohole tickled. You know Ann immediately her had hand freeze-dried!
At the end of the interview, Ann continues to cream herself when saying how millions of women are jealous of her because she gets to be so close to BRAD PITT!!!! (can I have an eye-roll with that?). When asked how he feels about that, Brad responds, "Really. Thank you. Really. Let's move on." Don't worry, Brangaloonies. He wasn't telling you to move on. He was telling Ann to move on. Specifically, he wanted her to move off that balcony and jump into the sea to cool her heated loins. Give her a q-tip!
All the face-touching weirdness is at the 5:15 mark in the video below. The rest of the interview is boooooooooring, so don't bothah! Below that are some pictures of Brad eating a plastic cup. And what in the hell is he wearing? Cary Grant, he is not.
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Hey Chewba, I graduated from OU in Athens, so I know what you mean..and yes...he does have rat face. But for me, I think it's his personality moreso that kills it.
Interviewing BP (that stands folr butt plug) is a waste of time, but the whole thing....the douchecot, the fact that it's just a Tarantino flick, the blue sky, the giggling asshat.....it's all...very...entertaining.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:42pm.
is it wrong that i still love him, despite the fact that he lives with a succubus?
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No. I like him a WHOLE LOT MORE w/out that hag.
Where's Angie????
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:40pm.
His outfit is making me angry! Is that normal?
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His EVERYTHING is making me angry! I was seriously getting pissed off at his holier than thou "I'm a serious ACTOOOOR" bullshit. He won't even talk about his twatty family, even though he's proud to cart her and those kids all over the world. FUCK HIM.
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Brad was just afraid that Angie Jo would storm on board and jack slap his ass for being prettier than him and getting more attention. He knows we all know he is a whipped pony boy, but doesn't want us to see it.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
Anne Curry seems like a person that could have severe halitosis problem. just putting it out there..
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Yes. Also the type that you don't want to run into in the office bathroom, because you can't get away from her once she starts talking.
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Hahahaha! Yeah, one of those totally ingratiating types that you just want to avoid any interaction with at ALL COSTS!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
They should of kept this bitch behind the newsdesk. She's an embarrassment.
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Honestly, I have NEVER understood the big to-do about Brad Pitt. As everyone has pointed out, he's only an average actor, and in my opinion he is (well, WAS) good-looking in a very generic, non-sexual way. I get more turned on by doorknobs than Blah Pitt. Especially now that his one asset is fading faster than Angelina's newest black dye-job. I truly hope he doesn't stick around until he's a very old man, a la Clint Eastwood, but I have a feeling he will. Ugh.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:38pm.
Sweet Jesus that Curry bitch has got some huge man hands! They practically cover Pitts entire face!
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AHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Dint even notice that. Did you see the Seinfeld episode where Jerry dates this woman who has MAN hands? She goes to remove a crumb on his cheeck and her hand pretty much covers his entire face. Baaa haa haaa haaa.
I've ALWAYS h8ted ann curry. DIE!!
Ew I hate Ann Curry. Bleh!
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"His outfit is making me angry! Is that normal?"
I think in this instance, YES.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:38pm.
God, that is one contractual oligation I would refuse to carry out! The outfit screams noveau riche child toucher!
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LMAO!!
she freaked ME out, and i wasn't even the one being interviewed. bradley wanted no part the curry on him.
is it wrong that i still love him, despite the fact that he lives with a succubus?
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:38pm.
Yep. And the people who interview them (like Ann) are closet fangirls/fanboys. I wonder if they know those same celebs go home and laugh behind their backs?
He must've been in a drunken stupor when he allowed himself to go out in that creepy outfit!
"Jen, I luhves you soooooomush! I am miserrabbbble withhoutchew!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
Anne Curry seems like a person that could have severe halitosis problem. just putting it out there..
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Yes. Also the type that you don't want to run into in the office bathroom, because you can't get away from her once she starts talking.
Boring boring boring. And I hate when people pronounce Cannes as "con." CAN is closer to the correct pronunciation dammit!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:36pm.
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that was definitely a good one.
ALL YOU HO'S ON TWATTER NEED TO TWAT THIS SO IT GOES AROUND THE WORLD IN 60 SECS SO BRAD CAN KNOW WHAT A TOOL HE'S BECOME. After which you will find him drunk out of his mind at the local pub in CAN.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:35pm.
LOL DG I was going to call it an ascot but it's not!
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No it is, as Raul put it, an ASSCOT! Or a neck brace or beach towel.
His outfit is making me angry! Is that normal?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I love how she asks him about the movie and tried to get all intense and make it all serious, analyzing it. It's a motherfucking Tarantino movie, idiot. It has excessive violence and none of it is supposed to be 'deep' discussed or analyzed. Jesus fuck.
And touching anyone on the face you don't have an intimate relationship is crass. I love how he shot her down' yeah, let's move on..' when she asked him to address the women out there. ugh.
Anyway I know it's Cannes and shit but the way he dresses is so... I mean... he looks so ridiculous and I just could not stop rolling my eyes.
I think MK said it best once when Ann Curry uses her 'faux/creepy concerned voice'. That sums it up.
Awkward!!!!
...and boring
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Sweet Jesus that Curry bitch has got some huge man hands! They practically cover Pitts entire face!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:36pm.
ohh bradley, someone needs to tell you, you look FKING RIDICULOUS.
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i wouldn't be surprised if Jen were the first one text him to tell him so! That would be so funny.
Jen: "Um, everyone on the blogs is saying you looked like a douche with ann curry. LOL. xoxoxoxo"
UGH fucking GAG ME!
I feel sorry for people who idolize celebs and their lives. Its all so.. irrelevant and self-indulgent. Recipe for spiritual poverty.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:24pm.
That is the creepiest outfit I have ever seen a straight man wear! WTF?
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ITA. This is like something he wore out of a contractual obligation
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God, that is one contractual oligation I would refuse to carry out! The outfit screams noveau riche child toucher!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I knew he was in it for the kids. how long can he stand being around her holier than thou tude?
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Fucka doodle-do.
God, is he really wearing an ascot?! Pretentious douche!!!! Get off yourself - you are not old school Hollywood, Brad! You don't have the charm or grace - this interview is further proof.
Seriously, he is suck a dick when he's interviewed. He constantly corrects everyone that interviews him and makes them feel like dumbasses. He seriously does. He's so condescending, I guess because he's an artiste? For crap's sake, Brad, you're NOT THAT TALENTED.
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LOL at ASSCOT
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
I bet Brangelina is only still together not for the sake of their kids but for their fans. If they ever offically split there will be mass suicides the world over.
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Hmmm....I think we're long overdue for one of those group cult k!lls. Just sayin'....
ohh bradley, someone needs to tell you, you look FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
I'm so sick of this assholes, I need a drink.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Uh, thanks Ann, for that lovely, in-depth "reporting." You're such a "journalist," you. Brad Pitt is attractive to most women. In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, and Angelina Jolie is famous. *Yawn*
Stupid bitch. You do realize how much money these people make, right? It is obscene. The Today Show is the biggest fucking joke. At least Kelly Ripa makes Regis & Kelly entertaining.
I like that he's playing a "hillbilly" as Ann Curry put it, because to me, Brad has always sort of had that Rat Face slightly inbred look. I live in southern Ohio and here there are many many people the like of which Ann Curry would call "hillbilly". There are 2 distinct types of face: Rat Face and Moon Face. Pitt has Rat Face.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:24pm.
In this case I believe it's an " ASSCOT".
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My Fox Paws, you are so right, it is an asscot! Haha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Is Bradley wearing a cravat like Freddy from Scooby-doo? Very manly.
Ann is a disgrace.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
I still blame Ann Curry for this whole Brangelina media shit storm. If she wasn't so willing to lick their asses and to potray them as some kind of modern day martyrs then the retards out there wouldn't be buying into it.
LOL DG I was going to call it an ascot but it's not!
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Ann should have run her hands through his hair.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
Anne Curry seems like a person that could have severe halitosis problem. just putting it out there..
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Agreed! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:33pm.
Why does he always look so much better to me when that bag of bones isn't hanging off him?
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Because she's a LIFE-SUCKING vortex unto herself?
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:24pm.
That is the creepiest outfit I have ever seen a straight man wear! WTF?
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ITA. This is like something he wore out of a contractual obligation, not because he liked it.
One of the downsides of being a mega-celeb, no one wants to be the one to tell you that you look completely retarded.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:24pm.
In this case I believe it's an " ASSCOT".
i don't blame Ann. I'd violate him too, as along Angie is looking. what's with the scarf, isn't Cannes sunny?!
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:28pm.
It is so over. They are just in it for the kids.
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PROMISE?????????!!?!?! please gawd, let it be so!!
I'm guessing he got tired of the horse and lezbionics bullsh*t.
Why does he always look so much better to me when that bag of bones isn't hanging off him?
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Anne Curry seems like a person that could have severe halitosis problem. just putting it out there...
I bet Brangelina is only still together not for the sake of their kids but for their fans. If they ever offically split there will be mass suicides the world over.
Bradley should consider hanging himself with that scarf. And those aviators have GOT TO GO.
Boo his entire outfit, boo to his "relationship" with soul sucking Jolie, and BOOOOOOOOOOOO to brad for being completely unglorious, ungrateful, and for providing another souless interview about nothing. Fucking asshole.
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Does he not know that you always have a thin fabric, such as silk, linen for an ascot type of look, not a flippin beach towel wrapped around your neck like you are suffering from a horrible sore throat!
Whoever his stylist is, should be shot, yes, shot!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............