Somebody Put A Leash On Ann!
Ann Curry Powder is always interviewing Brad Pitt on Today. Probably because he loves it when she gets all gushy around him....to a point. Seriously, bitch acts like me around a Sno-Ball. Whenever Ann is getting ready to talk to Brad, she probably doesn't drink water for 24-hours beforehand and wears 4 pairs of Depends, because she knows he makes her squirt like an overexcited chihuahua.
During this morning's interview from Cannes, where Brad is promoting Inglorious Basterds, Ann started to talk about his personal life, but he quickly changed the subject. This prompted Ann to caress his cheek and giggle like Tommy Girl getting his Scientolohole tickled. You know Ann immediately her had hand freeze-dried!
At the end of the interview, Ann continues to cream herself when saying how millions of women are jealous of her because she gets to be so close to BRAD PITT!!!! (can I have an eye-roll with that?). When asked how he feels about that, Brad responds, "Really. Thank you. Really. Let's move on." Don't worry, Brangaloonies. He wasn't telling you to move on. He was telling Ann to move on. Specifically, he wanted her to move off that balcony and jump into the sea to cool her heated loins. Give her a q-tip!
All the face-touching weirdness is at the 5:15 mark in the video below. The rest of the interview is boooooooooring, so don't bothah! Below that are some pictures of Brad eating a plastic cup. And what in the hell is he wearing? Cary Grant, he is not.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:54pm.
MY GOD! Is that Ann's hand on his face? I thought it was Andre the Giants!
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where his date touches his face and then cracks open the lobster bare handed!
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She had MAN HANDS!
Here's audio of two native French-speakers saying "Cannes," one from Paris, the other from Canada. It's a lot closer to "can" than to "kahn."
http://www.forvo.com/word/cannes/
CTH,
Hahahahaha.
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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:06pm.
So, who's the bigger douche, Pitt or Mayer?
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I still gotta go with Mayer, although Pitt is a close 2nd in this outfit!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I saw what he was wearing this on UsWeekly...what douchebaggery is this?! He looks mega pretentious! This is NOT my Brad...well, my Brad hasn't been since Fight Club (film of his delicious abs on showcase, mmmmm!) Now he is just like all the other famewhores but he tries to act like George Clooney because that gets him off. You know they are in the closet ticklers!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The real credit should go out to Aunt Bea for pointing out the Curious George likeness in the first place. It was genius!
Now I sound like Ann Curry, kissing ass with other posters! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
So, who's the bigger douche, Pitt or Mayer?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:00pm.
Bwahahahahahaha!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
OKay, Devilgirl, I was eating an orange when I spit up laughing this time.
Jeebus! ...curious case of curious george!!!!
Too much! Too much! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Angie's already dispatched Zahara to "take care" of Ann. There will be a job opening at The Today Show first thing in the morning.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:55pm.
hahaah, I'm not scared of the JJ loonies, they're too fat to run!
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Fucka doodle-do.
LOL DG TCCoCG
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
I like him in movies too. Fight Club is one of my favorite movies!!! Oh don't forget Snatch! He was friggin jokes in that one!
His real life personality and that she devil his has as a wife is what makes him unappealing now!
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TEAM KIEFER!
The Curious Case of Curious George.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:54pm
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BWAAHHAAAHAAAHAHAAA...just read your post and it literally made me laugh out loud...Andre the Giant, holy fuck!! Teeheeheehee
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:55pm.
And why the FUCK does Curious Brad have a cup in his mouth? Did Angie chop off his hands and place them in the freezer with his balls?
I spit up a little when I laughed at that.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf
Touching the person you're interviewing like that is the most unprofessional thing you can do.
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ITA. Good thing they cut to commercial just as she started giving him a handjob while fingerpopping herself. I'm sure she needed to be tased afterwards.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
Thanks! Actually, my mom is really good with people watching. She is in fact, the one who started me on the whole Pork Pie hat rant! She will call me up and scream, "Why is he always in those God Damned Pork Pie hats? What is wrong with him!" She really has a problem with his hats. I am sure, if she weren't totally busy today, I would be getting a call about this outfit!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It's also a little infuriating that he seems so put off by Ann's mention of his looks when, let's face it, they're the only reason he even has a career and is where he is today. People would not be lauding his acting ability if he looked like Neuman from Seinfeld. Please. But oh, I'm sure he'd rather talk about his "important projects" like single-handedly rebuilding New Orleans even though he hasn't gotten shit off the ground in the 3 years now that he's been working on it, or perhaps his amazingly busy schedule saving the world by flying to a new country every day to grace it with his divine presence. Blah. People rip Angelina apart but I feel like she is far more genuine (if still perhaps misguided) in her pursuits than Brad is. Brad thinks he's an aesthete and into architecture because he likes cool buildings and has the ability to fork over $25,000 for a raw marble coffee table. Whatever. Fail.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:54pm
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BWAAHHAAAHAAAHAHAAA...just read your post and it literally made me laugh out loud...Andre the Giant, holy fuck!! Teeheeheehee
And why the FUCK does Curious Brad have a cup in his mouth? Did Angie chop off his hands and place them in the freezer with his balls?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
What a Jack Ass this Anne chick is!
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:52pm.
"True Romance", "12 Monkeys", "Seven", "Fight Club". All good stuff
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well, I liked him back THEN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Careful, C Hoff... those are fighting words! The JJ nutters will be trolling for you in 4..3...2...1..
Wait! You knew that and wanna bat them around like a dead mouse, right? Ahhh, crafty. Troll baiting for sport.
MY GOD! Is that Ann's hand on his face? I thought it was Andre the Giants!
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where his date touches his face and then cracks open the lobster bare handed!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
By touching him she totally invaded his personal space...Awkward! He laughed it off, but I dont think he appreciated it at all...Maybe his face is still sore from a recent sandblasting, his skin looks slightly better here...
He can pretend to be a regular guy all he wants & I dont buy it...In fact it comes off as really condescending when actors arent genuinely like that & are so desperate to seem that way.
does anyone kiss their ass better than ann curry and the today show? it is truly an art. gawd.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:50pm.
He's ALWAYS acting like interviews are the biggest drag ever. Motherfucker! God, I think I hate him even more than Saint Angie Jo. Surely, this level of irritation is not normal or good for my blood pressure.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I just scrape my tongue down every morning with my Chico's passport card. No halitosis.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
I know I'm in the minority here but I like Brad Pitt. He's been in films that I like and did an admirable job in his various roles. "True Romance", "12 Monkeys", "Seven", "Fight Club". All good stuff.
I'd be more into the outfit if it were a different color. I appreciate the fact that he, at least, tries to look like a fucking movie star (because he is one) as opposed to someone like Ryan Gosling, who doesn't try at all.
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AUnt Bea- CURIOUS GEORGE! I am almost crying over here. jesus he does- it's that scooped out nose profile.. ugh!
And DG- man, I think sitting and people watching with you would be a riot. The pork pie hats are anger inducing yes.. I see lotsa hipsters in my neck of the woods wearing the shit out of them. AGH!
The only person who should be wearing them is Pete Doherty b/c he is a drugged up piece who doesn't know any better. And besides they're probably fused on to his scalp anyway.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:49pm.
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The whole concept of people forgetting the humanity of it all and thinking they can be all grabby is so weird to me. Yeah, press is part of the job and all but at the very least, Ann should exercise some professionality and not try to pretend they're all buddy-buddy.
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Touching the person you're interviewing like that is the most unprofessional thing you can do. Can someone seriously fire this broad?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:49pm.
that moaning you hear is the cows over at justjared creaming in their size xxxl sweat pants.
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LOL. xxxl sweat pants!!!!!!! snort. and FAMILY SIZE bag of DORITOS.
Now we done gone done it!! They'll be flying over here out of their bat caves to give us sht.
Let the games begin!!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:48pm.
I'm probably in the minority here, but Brad reminds me of a little monkey. If you look at his profile he reminds me of Curious George.
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LOL! Especially in that 3rd thumbnail!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:45pm.
Amen to that! Johnny is also extremely charming in interviews. Of the many I've read/heard, almost all of the interviewers point out how gracious and down to earth Johnny is when being interviewed. BP looks so put-out in this interview, like this is such a pain in his ass.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:47pm.
If I were a celebrity, I'd be carrying around hand sanitizer and a can of Lysol and spraying that shit in people's faces if they got too close.
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I know, huh? That would totally keep the paps away.
that moaning you hear is the cows over at justjared creaming in their size xxxl sweat pants.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Mabel Hodges-
Yeah, Athens is in the thick of it. My husband graduated from OU as well. I am more westerly...Cincinnati, slightly more cosmopolitan.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:45pm.
DG- thanks for reaffirming i am not insane. His overdone outfit made me angry as fuck too. Shit is hot over there. SCARF? Really? He likes to abuse scarves and wears them a lot anyway. But talk about AFFECTED!
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The only thing left that could have pushed my anger over the edge, is if he had worn that f****** Pork Pie/Newsboy hat! Those hats make me MURDEROUS!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
Hahahaha! Yeah, one of those totally ingratiating types that you just want to avoid any interaction with at ALL COSTS!
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jeebus. we got a TON Of those around here. and they have phd's. I can't believe they don't use dental floss. Cuz it's the lack of flossing that gives one heinous breaf. That and forgetting to brush the tongue. Oh gawd. And there are people who never even think about swishing around mouth was to get betweent the gum and cheek.
I'm probably in the minority here, but Brad reminds me of a little monkey. If you look at his profile he reminds me of Curious George.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:43pm.
Ha ha.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:45pm.
DG- thanks for reaffirming i am not insane. His overdone outfit made me angry as fuck too. Shit is hot over there. SCARF? Really? He likes to abuse scarves and wears them a lot anyway. But talk about AFFECTED!
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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OMG! Some of you really watched that shit? Raul pretty much looks at the pix and types something offensive, a little something I picked up on another site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V3pvEHoYQ
Jesus. If I were a celebrity, I'd be carrying around hand sanitizer and a can of Lysol and spraying that shit in people's faces if they got too close.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:44pm.
I didn't even bother watching the video, as I have just eaten lunch and didn't want to vom over every place in my home!
THAT OUTFIT!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:43pm.
Please elaborate on the getting turned on by doorknobs statement. I'm intrigued.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
DG- thanks for reaffirming i am not insane. His overdone outfit made me angry as fuck too. Shit is hot over there. SCARF? Really? He likes to abuse scarves and wears them a lot anyway. But talk about AFFECTED!
See, this is why i like Johhny D (besides a million other reasons... and his offal even having more talent than BP) he shows up to red carpet events in a suit and ...dirty muddy worker boots. Just makes me laugh. He gets it's all a sham and pretty much knows it's a joke.
Brad is like the living embodiment of the dude who thinks he's so good-looking and appealing that he doesn't have to do anything in bed but lay there and look pretty. He's always just kinda "there," waiting and expecting to be adored over nothing. Good luck with that, Wrinkles McGee.