Somebody Put A Leash On Ann!
Ann Curry Powder is always interviewing Brad Pitt on Today. Probably because he loves it when she gets all gushy around him....to a point. Seriously, bitch acts like me around a Sno-Ball. Whenever Ann is getting ready to talk to Brad, she probably doesn't drink water for 24-hours beforehand and wears 4 pairs of Depends, because she knows he makes her squirt like an overexcited chihuahua.
During this morning's interview from Cannes, where Brad is promoting Inglorious Basterds, Ann started to talk about his personal life, but he quickly changed the subject. This prompted Ann to caress his cheek and giggle like Tommy Girl getting his Scientolohole tickled. You know Ann immediately her had hand freeze-dried!
At the end of the interview, Ann continues to cream herself when saying how millions of women are jealous of her because she gets to be so close to BRAD PITT!!!! (can I have an eye-roll with that?). When asked how he feels about that, Brad responds, "Really. Thank you. Really. Let's move on." Don't worry, Brangaloonies. He wasn't telling you to move on. He was telling Ann to move on. Specifically, he wanted her to move off that balcony and jump into the sea to cool her heated loins. Give her a q-tip!
All the face-touching weirdness is at the 5:15 mark in the video below. The rest of the interview is boooooooooring, so don't bothah! Below that are some pictures of Brad eating a plastic cup. And what in the hell is he wearing? Cary Grant, he is not.
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He's not Christian Bale either.
Submitted by walker on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:12pm.
Well good thing Hollywood BOTHERED with him because he is a damn good actor! That's why he is still in the game!
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I am sorry, but I have to disagree...I think Pitt is a mediocre actor who is also very lucky...There are lots of decent looking actors arent there who arent "damn good actors" who are still getting roles, so him still being in the game doesnt necessarily mean its because he is a great actor...Keanu Reeves, Ben Affleck, Ashton Kutcher, Orlando Bloom...I am not even going to go into the women, but Jolie would top that list....I think they are all just okay & passable, not impressive at all. I would say its more the versatility in his look & confidence that helps him get so many roles & the publics interest in his personal life has helped him keep that high profile...I refuse to believe its his superior acting ability, I have seen lots of his films & to be honest I can picture someone else in the role for most of them, he is replaceable.
BEFORE Jolie, he wasn't so stand-offish (read snobbish) and guarded (read defensive). He seemed stupidly charming, at worst. Now everything that comes out of his yap is calculated and so over-analyzed as to not piss his owner off...
In the minority here, but I'd still wreck that...bring him right back home, baby...
Leave the ascot on, lover...grrrr...
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"She does but that is one big jaw she is sporting there. She looks like American Dad."
HA! Riiight? I love the dress, but it would have been DIVINE on a woman of color. It washes her out. And I say this as a woman in possession of a particular brand of blinding paleness. Know your strengths Angelina: Infidelity, Misogyny, Cuntiness, Insincerity, Faux Intellectualism, you know the usual. Notice what's not on that list? Gowns that nearly match your skin.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
HOW does Ann Curry have a job?
LOLOL...what a mess! Oh, Ann Curry...always screwing up her interviews and not reading off the Teleprompter properly.
People in Hollywood wouldn't have bothered with Brad Pitt if it hadn't been about his looks. He acts like an idiot when interviewers talk about it. He ought to appreciate that people still bring up the topic with his name in it, because he's had the hotness sucked out of him for some time now, there's not much left.
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Well good thing Hollywood BOTHERED with him because he is a damn good actor! That's why he is still in the game! You must not be very familiar with his movies. And he doesn't act like an idiot! He just gets annoyed when these dimwit interviewers fawn over him and ask him stupid questions. And I don't blame him! He's proved that he's not just a pretty face. He's a very talented actor, he's gorgeous, and he's a humanitarian! The total package!
She starts to lean in and give him an adoring look at about 3:25. Ugh. She's a sneak too. I'm sure she was saying to herself : "I have to touch him at least once! JUst once!" Ugh, wench! I like Brad because he is very cool and responsive when interviewers want to talk to him about his work. He's like "Stop with the personal stuff already! Sheesh!"
He is hot, hot, hot! Damn old cougar better take her hands off of him!
I can almost imagine that he'd be uncomfortable and annoyed by these interviews but then I think of the money he makes and have to say, it's all in a day's work. Just like plumbers have to deal w/ the occasional runny shit clogged in the drains. Deal w/ it and stop acting like a woman on PMS.
Christ-is this bitch nuts or what???
I remember when she interviewed Angelina a few years ago and talked to her like she was the second coming and it made Angie squirm like Brad is here!!!
One of the most appealing things about Brad and Angie is that they seem like they give a shit about something more than the normal inane crap that Hollywood cares about...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Brad looks and acts like a huge douche. That Ann lady is a loser also.
I wonder how much Brad paid Quenton so he could be in this film. He probably let Quenton suck on his feet whenever he wanted.
Oh and did I mention that I cannot fucking stand Anne Curry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The new look in Mens Douchwear... I guarantee it!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I.HATE.ANN.CURRY. Who the fuck is this bitch? Every one of her dumbass interviews SUCKS!!! She's just another famewhore herself.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
People in Hollywood wouldn't have bothered with Brad Pitt if it hadn't been about his looks. He acts like an idiot when interviewers talk about it. He ought to appreciate that people still bring up the topic with his name in it, because he's had the hotness sucked out of him for some time now, there's not much left. I'm sure this is due to his relationship with Ang, I'm sure she gets annoyed with it.
Are all the people who post at Just Jared that mentally ill and unstable?
What would happen if their Sainted couple ever breaks up?
missy on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:25pm
Something nice...she's wearing her best Cuntface.
Dyed shoes, I had to get a pair once and the sign in the store where we had to get them, some lame wedding hole, said "Bring Em Back, We'll Dye Em Black"
BLACKS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I agree, angie looks beautiful on the RC.
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She does but that is one big jaw she is sporting there. She looks like American Dad.
Love the dress though
I agree, angie looks beautiful on the RC.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=jolie...
BUT!!!
NICE DYE-TO-MATCH SHOES YOU TACKY ASS!
Shed be tacky as hell if she wasnt rich. I can tell.
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The Saint is also showing a little T&A, which, let's be honest, is an apt reminder of why she's famous in the first place.
There's something to be said for being true to your inner home-wrecking tramp. No more of those modest octogenarian-looking dresses of last awards season, Angie! Wear the big red 'A' on your chest proudly! Show us the boobs and tats!
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Actually I do like the dress she wore on the red carpet. But the lipstick is a horrible shade - looks gross! I still don't know if I hate Brangelina or their fans. I may have transferred my hate of the fans to them. Nawwww, they all suck!
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I have to say that Santa Angelina looks better at Cannes than she has in a while. She looks like she's finally gotten some tone to her body after a long period of having limbs that looked like flabby skin hanging off of sticks. She also has the lighter hair and is not wearing black.
The thing that makes her looks the most improved is that the work she had done to her mug after popping out the last two Holy Children is finally settling in. She was looking soooo weird and plastic-y for a while last fall and she's starting to look human again. You can still totally tell she's gotten pulled and lasered, though. Her facial skin is too taught to be natural.
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Pimpcessa on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:06pm
And that shit just hurts my brain to read.
I don't get it, seemingly grown ass people groveling and enamored by who exactly, two individuals that are more damaged by their own doings and their undoing would be the truth about what and who they REALLY are.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:06pm.
I am so happy for him that he found her and found his purpose driven life
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hahahahahaha oh man. you know this bitch just bought the book that has been ON THE NY TIMES BESTSELLER LIST FOR THE LONGEST PERIOD OF ANY OTHER SELF HELP BOOK IN HISTORY...
A PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE!
hahah these simpletons can't even think of original ways to put words toegther.
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I am so happy for him that he found her and found his purpose driven life and that she found someone who holds children as dear as does she. Their union is so much more than star power and beauty. It is rare to see and/or find, but these two have and that is what excites the world.
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Blimey! Is that written by that Stephanie woman of Twilight? This is just bad chick lit. I am tired of this. Lainey and her usual drooling over "the Brange" is unbearable at present so I will read her again when she has stopped being the Brangaloonie starfucker that she is.
Ann Curry is an embarrassment to all correspondence journalist around the world.
The latest from the loonie bin, is it any wonder we think they're idiots?:
dawne @ 05/20/2009 at 2:42 pm Brad is some lovin’ his babie’s mama. He looks more excited than if he was on his first date with her. She never gets old to him. This is true love.
Making a huge movie, attending the trial, stepping out on the RC looking bangin’……….this great lady defines multitasking and accomplishment. Brad really admires her for all she is and that is a love foundation that will transcend all else.
I am so happy for him that he found her and found his purpose driven life and that she found someone who holds children as dear as does she. Their union is so much more than star power and beauty. It is rare to see and/or find, but these two have and that is what excites the world.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:56pm.
Sure did. And it's a very nyce place.
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Submitted by Youri on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:41pm.
What I hate about his ass is that he always gets annoyed when somebody mentions his looks. He gets irritated when it does come up. Which I find strage, since he cultivated his looks as well. And the only reason he got so far is because of his looks. I don't say he is talentless but he sure wouldn't be were he is today without his looks.
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He's had obvious plastic surgery so yeah, it is hypocritical of him to get all upset whenever his looks are mention.
I actually think he IS talentless even by Hollywood's standards.
Just saw the photos of Brangelina at Cannes. For once, Mortica is not wearing black and seems to have laid off the blue-black hair dye. Still, she is looking more and more like a wax figure. In fact, I bet she has had some work done in the past year alone.
Pitt still looks like a douche. I swear, the JJ freaks must be posting on the comment section at the Daily Mail esp. the ones taking potshots at Jennifer Anistan who wasn't even at Cannes!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:55pm.
Oh, you went to "nyce"?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:40pm.
Yeah, the French's guy's version is what I heard. I spent 6 weeks in France, which included a weekend visit to Nice/Cannes/Aix en Provence area. Never heard a single "kahn."
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The Brad is over it.
Everything about him lately is screaming at an Ocean.
FACT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:41pm.
"Fairytales don’t get this good. Thats what makes them so real and why they are loved by so many!"
first of all, that makes NO FUCKING SENSE, wait, what do i expect???
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I thought the same thing!
After I saw that, I had to just come back home to dl. Couldn't take it anymore!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What I hate about his ass is that he always gets annoyed when somebody mentions his looks. He gets irritated when it does come up. Which I find strage, since he cultivated his looks as well. And the only reason he got so far is because of his looks. I don't say he is talentless but he sure wouldn't be were he is today without his looks.
"Fairytales don’t get this good. Thats what makes them so real and why they are loved by so many!"
first of all, that makes NO FUCKING SENSE, wait, what do i expect???
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:35pm.
You bet. I'd transcribe it "cann," since I have more faith in the French guy's pronunciation. But also, there's the native way to pronounce a word and the Anglicized way. No one outside of France says "lingerie" as a native would.
CRAZY
His real life personality and that she devil his has as a wife is what makes him unappealing now!
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Wife?? WTF did I miss something?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:17pm.
THANK YOU! It seriously bugs me when people say "kahn." I always scream "CAN!" at my TV whenever people pronounce it wrong.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf
Touching the person you're interviewing like that is the most unprofessional thing you can do.
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Agreed. No one knows where those nastay ass fingers have been. Keep
Seriously. Was she on some special Kool aid or what?
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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One of the gems from JJ:
some bunny @ 05/20/2009 at 1:33 pm
They are so fcking perfect. Gorgeous, No one else will be able to out shine these too. It’s a life made forever Brad and Angelina. Fairytales don’t get this good. Thats what makes them so real and why they are loved by so many!
By the way, the pics of Angie and Brad are HIDEOUS! She looks like a sick Vampire. Totally following in the latest in the ugly lipstick trend!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I saw the whole thing live on the show this morning and had to stick a fork in the toaster to wake myself up from this boring bowl of Farina.
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"Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:58pm.
ITA. Good thing they cut to commercial just as she started giving him a handjob while fingerpopping herself. I'm sure she needed to be tased afterwards."
Hahaha. Awesome. Thanks for making my morning! <3 <3!
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
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I truly fail to get the appeal of this guy.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:54pm.
MY GOD! Is that Ann's hand on his face? I thought it was Andre the Giants!
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where his date touches his face and then cracks open the lobster bare handed!
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She had MAN HANDS!
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I loved Jerry's face when her big ol hooks wiped food off his face!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
sheeps, what a useful website.. thanks!
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Okay, first...
it's pronounced "can."
Secondly...
I would have been a little more comfortable if she had just gotten on her knees and sucked him off.
Ann Curry is a total asskisser where Brangelina are concerned who does not even try to fake being a serious journalist and Brad is a mediocre actor with fast fading looks.
@Snowpiece and CRAZY:
I totally see your point. He's just one of those actors and celebs (of which there are many) that I just never really cared to delve to deeply into their personalities/lives. I just don't care. All I ask is that they do their job and make me not regret plunking down $10.50 or whatever to watch them for 2 hours. Once you look too closely at most of these people, they're all pretty much repulsive. I've hung out around enough actors and musicians to know that the majority are foul way before they find any fame. Celebrity just gives them full license to to go full-on jackass.
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