Kevin Bacon Frowns Upon This
When purdy purdy Zac Efron decided he wasn't going to flutter and flounce in the musical remake of Footloose, Chace Crawford's precious name came up. Well, now it's been confirmed. The Hollywood Reporter says it's all official and Chace will fly around like a fragile butterfly in Footloose which doesn't start filming until March 2010. Gross.
I have nothing against Chace. I mean, I'm sure that when he scoots his ass against the tile floor, he leaves a trail of glitter jelly, but he is not the one! I'd much rather see him in a porn version called Fistloose.
But in Chace's defense, there's only one bitch who can play Ren McCormack and that's Kevin Bacon! Why couldn't Paramount throw him a bone in the form of a check. Kevin needs one! Remember a few months ago when he was begging for a job. This is the job! Kevin can still squeeze into his old dad jeans and leap better than whores half of his age. JAZZ HANDS: Kevin Bacon will always do them right!
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LOUSE LADDER GALORE!!!!
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Anyone else have a fucked up home page?
And this is a major NO!
Zak who? Kevin who? Hello Chace!
Kev could play the Dad!
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."- Bob Wiley
Couldn't they get an actor with a proper happy trail to play the part?? This one looks like he belongs on a boy on boy pedo site. Gross x infinity.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41pm.
Re: re-lyricing Footloose song. Completely inappropriate for polite society and HILARIOUS.
Luvd it.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:52pm.
Many married people I talk to say the sex dies anyway....so why not marry a gay man? Sounds like fun. They can go out clubbing all night and then come back and tell you about the good times while helping you do your make up for your night out. I love gay men.
My dog scoots his ass on the floor too. It takes a special skill and strength to put your ass down, legs up, and then pull yourself across carpet. I envy his awesome dog powers. This man looks like he could pull it off though.
CHARLES MANSON
YOU KNOW THIS GUY IS FUCKING GAY AS EVER. A WAXED CHEST MANICURED EYEBROWS LOW SLONG JEANS AND A COWBOY HAT. OH JESUS. MY SISTER IN LAW HAS A GAY AS HELL HUSBAND AND THEY BOTH KNOW IT ALONG WITH EVERYONE FUCKING ELSE. BUT THEY KEEP ON PLOWING ALONG IN THEIR GAY AS HELL MARRIAGE AND SEEM TO BE VERY CONTENT. HEY WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT AND GETS YOU THRU TO THE NEXT FUCKING DAY.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:22pm.
If they cast Chace, they should call it "Footloose Mountain: The Musical."
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Well, as MK suggested, "Fistloose: The Musical"...and I say make it totally d/l GAY!!!!! Only without so much D/L....
The first Gaysical! it could work.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Mostly any guy can look hot in a cowboy hat. Chace is no exception, and I normally don't think he's cute.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41pm.
That I'd go see. They should def give Bacon a role as the dad or something, as they do in 90210 and other retreads.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41pm.
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Awesome song!
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Aw, I know you just wanna see Chacie act it out...I know your type...(cuz I am one....shhh..man on man is HWAT!)....SHHH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:41pm.
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Awesome song!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:22pm.
If they cast Chace, they should call it "Footloose Mountain: The Musical."
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Well, as MK suggested, "Fistloose: The Musical"...and I say make it totally d/l GAY!!!!! Only without so much D/L....
Something you should know about Footloose Lyrics
I been wanking so hard
Keep lubin' with lard
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Tonight I gotta butt
Loose, buttloose
Kick off your high-heeled shoes
Please, Louie
Pull me offa my knees
Jack, get my back
Cum in my sweet crack
Lose da balls blues
Everybody cut buttloose
You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in my butt
You're yearning, for some ass slut
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try
You can fly if you'd only cut
Loose, buttloose
Kick off your high heeled shoes
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I was just at LAX. In the magazine rack was THE GAYEST pic ever of Zac, on the cover of GQ, with upswept Pattinson hair and some sort of Blue Boy mod suit.
If they cast Chace, they should call it "Footloose Mountain: The Musical."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:59pm.
I LOVE Kevin Bacon -- ever since I wrote him a fan letter when he was on "Guiding Light" & got an autographed pic back! Nobody can fill his dancin' shoes!
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I a'member him on Guiding Light...He played the alcoholic boyfriend of that redheaded whore who then became involved with the actor who became Dawson's father on Dawson's Creek...not that I watch soaps or anythin'...Well, 'course now I don't have no tv hence the ancient tv references...and don't think they gonna stop....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I LOVE Kevin Bacon -- ever since I wrote him a fan letter when he was on "Guiding Light" & got an autographed pic back! Nobody can fill his dancin' shoes!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:46pm.
Why can't Hollywood come up with new movie ideas instead of remaking everything? Bunch of lazy farts.
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Pssht...
Don't even tell me you ain't looking forward to:
1) Glitter 2: the Reglitterication
2) The Hottie and the Nottie 2: the Reherpification
3) Blonde and Blonder 2: the Rehepification
4) BattleField Earth 2: the reXENUIFCATION...
I could go on but you KNOW you want summadat...Don't front....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why can't Hollywood come up with new movie ideas instead of remaking everything? Bunch of lazy farts.
I've always had a crush on kevin bacon so i totally agree MK!
Whatevs, he's still prettier than Jessica Biel. As is Kevin Bacon. And turkey bacon.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:50pm.
I'm not saying he's gay but I heard he's great at naked wheelbarrow races
Ok I 'll say it. He's gay.
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Just because your peen finds its way deeeep into another man's asshole does not make you gay...You could have some sort of sleep wanking...er, walking type sitch, and while you're having a wet dream, you stumble and fall on some dude who sleeps nekkid on his tummy and you, as a result of said mishap, jizz in his glory hole....Accidental sleep walking 'mo butt secks...Doesn't mean you're gay....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:50pm.
I'm not saying he's gay but I heard he's great at naked wheelbarrow races
Ok I 'll say it. He's gay.
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"So you finally sold your soul to the devil. I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
Hi IG and Tigerlilly!
I still don't know why they're even making this movie unless there is some twist in the story. Zac backed out of it *pun intended* for reasons unknown unless it was too "gay" for him.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:50pm.
I'm not saying he's gay but I heard he's great at naked wheelbarrow races.
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the mens' only competition, right? Like I said, a man's man and athletic...I mean, how macho can you get??? After all that manly sportsmanship is over, he showers (yeah, ok with his team mates...drops the soap...SO not his fault that other men fancy his glory hole), but then after all that, he's about the Tuna...all about it...SO NOT GAY....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:50pm.
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Hi, Mani! I'm not saying he's gay either, but he sure does make a fancy lesbian. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
That pic looks like the cover of just about any gay-porn vid from the 1980s
And the wobbly H!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/19/2009 -
the only way Kevin Bacon can pull this off is in "Footloose: The Midlife Crisis"
Footloose: The Orthopedic Shoe Years
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
I'm not saying he's gay but I heard he's great at naked wheelbarrow races.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
People, people...Chace is NOT GAY...Okay??? He just like de butt sports...wif da mens....That doesn't make him gay... just a 'man's man' and 'athletic'...just cuz he like to play the skin flute don't make him GAY...just 'musical'....
Nope, when Chace ain't playin' 'poke my pork sword in some mens's buns', he's all about diggin' for clams...All about it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Are they casting a "Slumdog Millionaire" re-make yet? It's been at least a year.
How can you NOT promote Tori's new CD today and you go and promote half the other crap across your site when it's nonsense comes out? I get Candy Girls or E!!!! may cut you a check to keep shit alive, but the LEAST you can do as a Toriphile is post a Picture of the Godess, at Least!! Hot Slut of The Day MK!? Why???Not??? Please don't sell-out and become a Perez. This is one of the last sites I've got that keeps shit 'Real'.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Well he's not cool looking like Dwight Yokum, I got dem geeeetars and cadillacs and we don't need no homersex-yules on the Bayou.
He does look a little on the gay side though.*purty*
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:19pm.
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I'm sorry, what did you GAY?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:17pm.
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Hahaha, he could be a Rockette. Except for he's too GHEY!
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Islandgirl
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY AND MORE GAY!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh, and I forgot High Kicks and head flips.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:52pm.
@ DG - I keep meaning to tell you that I love your avatar. It cracks me up, I don't know why.
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Why thank you MissJaneTexas! That is my Spider, he is a ham and a handful! He is very into himself! Quite the ego he has!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:50pm.
Yeah, every actor in hollywood today and in the past, dead or alive is GAY!
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lol yeah,okay.
Good Lord, Jazz Hands, Spirit Fingers, Shoulder Shimmies, GAY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:09pm.
GAY GAY GAY MAC GAYNESS.
that is all.
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HI，My friend recommended him a very good community...
Hola, slute!
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He may be the biggest sissy in El Lay, but I'd follow that treasure trail anywhere! "Come on dowwwn!"
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
GAY GAY GAY MAC GAYNESS.
that is all.
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Fucka doodle-do.
This looks like it could be a future cover of "Out" magazine
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
This looks like it could be a future cover of "Out" magazine
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
@ DG - I keep meaning to tell you that I love your avatar. It cracks me up, I don't know why.
OT - I really don't think Chace is gay, but I've been surprised before.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Yeah, every actor in hollywood today and in the past, dead or alive is GAY!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............