Tuesday, May 19th 2009
Even Wolverine Picks Up Doggy Dookie
Hugh Jackmeoff is an upstanding citizen of the world! While taking a walk with his grey beard of a wife and his children, Hugh bent over a (a position he is one with) to pick up a little butt nugget left by his heavenly puppy friend. It's nice to know that Hugh isn't above getting a little ass junk on his hands. If I had his fortune, I'd pay Kim Zolciak to do it, because you know that trick needs the extra kibble money for her wig.
And could that puppy be anymore adorable? I just want to hug him into he explodes into a cloud of rainbow dust.
Puppy is giving one of those "sorry, dude" faces, because he knows he's the reason why Hugh is getting his picture taken while picking up doody.
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Not much of a beard - she looks like Andy Warhol in a purple sweatshirt!
Hugh is pretty devoted to his wife, even though she couldn't bear his children (kept having spontaneous miscarriages). They adopted two children instead.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 12:38pm.
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Wow. That's kind of an ignorant, cynical thing to think. There are still decent people in the world. yes, even in Hollyweird.
I'm kind of stunned that you didn't check to see how long he's been married to her before writing that. They've been married since 1996.
Looong before X-Men made him a Hollywood star.
And the fact that he didn't dump her afterwards, makes him a class act.
Also, that look on the puppy in the main pic is priceless!
Hughy is such a cutie pie! Damn that wife of his for snagging him!
WTF MK? where are the multiple HD pictures of Hugh from behind while bending over? GIT! GIT!
No. when you are in Hollywood and you look like that, you dont get married to fugly bitches like her. It just goes against the law of nature. Something is up. Especially someone like Hugh Jackman...if he is staying with such a dog, then something is going on that we dont know of. I'm stunned you guys dont see that and are not the least surprised.
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I'm actually really interested in the show. I do like the vibe she gives off and so far, I think I've only seen her in her tiny bit part in Newsies. Married to Hugh and THIS close to the Bale? Lucky!!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 9:29am.
After seeing those clips, I'm pretty sure he's the one who scored the jackpot. If she could stand to bone him with that hair he had going on...
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It was prison hair, for the good of the plot. He was a crim, she was a prison psychologist. Naughty naughty forbidden love style. Had all us Aussie whores gripping our shoulder pads back in 1985, ya feel it??
After seeing those clips, I'm pretty sure he's the one who scored the jackpot. If she could stand to bone him with that hair he had going on...
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Righto whores and bitches. I'm posting a short clip of the Aussie Series "Corelli" which was released in 1985 (24 years ago y'all). Hugh & Deb fell in love on the set of Corelli. Fast Forward to around the 2.30 minute mark if you want to see some real sexual tension.
Hugh Jackman & Deborah Lee Furness (lots of hot snogging)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHe5MrOmIac
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:54pm.
I've come back from da Chardonnay near death coma to rub my nekkid tiger titties all over Andy Coo's face....Oh, he like it like dat...Uh-huh....He take all six like dat....
Ehh, call me crazy but Jackman doesn't do it for me...i will take that adorable puppy and run tho!
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I agree with Dementa.
But want to know: Is he holding poop in one hand and a sandwich in the other?
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needs to trade his beard in for a newer model
Jackman is hot, loves his wife, and cleans up dog shit. Whats not to love??
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 6:44am.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:36pm.
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Cosign, baby, to it all. Plus you are consistently an excellent Caption This contestant and have well-deserved all of your victories.
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I'm not saying he's a saint, I just don't think the nice guy act is an act at all.
I think his wife is no dummy either, (or a DOG -- that's just cruel :( and he's said himself, she's a firecracker and gets them into premieres and stuff they wouldn't have normally gotten into. Personality is EVERYTHING.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 2:21am.
His wife is a DOG!!!
And what, pray tell, do you look like? Care to post your real picture?
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 5:10am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:36pm.
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awww.. thanks guyz. right back atcha :B
I'm not saying he's a saint, I just don't think the nice guy act is an act at all. If you watch the "making of" candid stuff on the DVDS of his movies - he is always laughing or joking around with his co-stars, you don't see any moodiness or attitude.
jeez. I forgot the hottest thing of all though:
the AUSTRALIAN accent!!! Most of his movies, he sounds so American I forget he's an Aussie.
I think his wife is no dummy either, (or a DOG -- that's just cruel :( and he's said himself, she's a firecracker and gets them into premieres and stuff they wouldn't have normally gotten into. Personality is EVERYTHING.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:21pm.
Whether he's gay or not .. don't care.
Love that he doesn't trade in his wifey
for a Hollywood starlet.
Love that he seems to adore the hell out of his
kids. They both do.
Love that he's built like a brick shithouse
and belts out show tunes
Love that he seems like one of the few
genuinely nice people in Hollywood who
can carry a blockbuster movie, and then
go home to the wife and kids and pick up dog doodo in the street without it becoming a national holiday.
Honestly, what is not to love about this guy ???
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It's hilarious how many people can't grasp the idea that a hot guy might marry a woman for some aspect other than whorey sex appeal. Even though those guys are waaaaaaayyyy more likely to stay married to their wives rather than running for some hot Hollywood ass. Why's he being berated for it?
He's also a great dad, an amazing actor, hot as hell, and he picks up after his dog rather than hiring some ill-paid peon to do it. What's to hate?
His wife is a DOG!!! And I dont mean the puppy that made the shit that he is picking up.
Dang....how could a man like that end up with such a fugly piece of crap? I dont get it. Really I dont.
I just dont...
how?
where?
why?
how?
in what universe?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
That dog looks so expressive! I bet I could have some profound staring contests with him.
They couldn't conceive because she's almost 60 and he's grossed out by naked women.
Isn't this why he hired, er um, "married" the old broad? Too pick up and defer the shit in his life?
GAY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
a guy who picks up dog shit ... only with the paps nearby
Still don't find him attractive. And the nice guy act makes me suspicious. No actor is this nice.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Why do you always say "What? What?" Is that a code or something?
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Code for something? Pshhht.... What, are ya paranoid or sumpin'??? *zeroing in on the deliciousness that is Sugaroo...licking tiger chops*... What? What?....
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Actually, I'm not. My point was from a different direction.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:21pm.
Whether he's gay or not .. don't care.
Love that he doesn't trade in his wifey
for a Hollywood starlet.
Love that he seems to adore the hell out of his
kids. They both do.
Love that he's built like a brick shithouse
and belts out show tunes
Love that he seems like one of the few
genuinely nice people in Hollywood who
can carry a blockbuster movie, and then
go home to the wife and kids and pick up dog doodo in the street without it becoming a national holiday.
Honestly, what is not to love about this guy ???
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It's official, I ♥ you!
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
ok so for all of you who are wondering what type of dog this is...i found out its a beabull, have beagle half bull dog...loveee it
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Elizalove on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:18pm.
The dog is cute.
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And your point? They're still annoying as poo!
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Submitted by Elizalove on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:18pm.
The dog is cute.
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Submitted by zlist on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:10pm.
OMG this dog is sooo cute. does anyone know what kind of pup this is?!?
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The ADORABLE kind, silly!
(he's bulldogish yes...? but I can't place it exactly...)
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The dog is cute.
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Submitted by snarkolepsy on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:05pm.
Madame, may I present to you the blue ribbon prize for DListed's best siggie? Well-captured.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:05pm.
Madame, may I present to you the blue ribbon prize for DListed's best siggie? Well-captured.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
OMG this dog is sooo cute. does anyone know what kind of pup this is?!? ahhh i love himmm (the pup)
Submitted by snarkolepsy on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:51pm.
My point was from a different direction.
That's what Hugh Jackman said. Ba-doom, ching!
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OWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHICKA BOW BOW!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
I love the look on da puppeh's face...It's like "yeah, I took a dump on the sidewalk and a movie star is scoopin' up my shit...What of it, bitches...Like you whores could get THIS gig..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:36pm.
Yeah, thanks...It's that Shepherd's pie I had for dinner...Vegetarian, of course..
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Ick. Why bother? I'm a meatatarian!
Love the dog, love the man.
Wish he lived around me so I could see him walking his dog while I'm walking my dog.
Match made in heaven *LOL*
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:51pm.
My point was from a different direction.
That's what Hugh Jackman said. Ba-doom, ching!
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Why do you always say "What? What?" Is that a code or something?
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Code for something? Pshhht.... What, are ya paranoid or sumpin'??? *zeroing in on the deliciousness that is Sugaroo...licking tiger chops*... What? What?....
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Actually, I'm not. My point was from a different direction.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Why do you always say "What? What?" Is that a code or something?
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Code for something? Pshhht.... What, are ya paranoid or sumpin'??? *zeroing in on the deliciousness that is Sugaroo...licking tiger chops*... What? What?....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Why do you always say "What? What?" Is that a code or something?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Ya need some dental floss?
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Yeah, thanks...It's that Shepherd's pie I had for dinner...Vegetarian, of course...Anyway, you vegetarian whores are a bit stringy...*flossing tiger teef*...What? What? I ate vegetarian! I didn't catch his name or anything, but I know for a fact that tasty whore was a vegetarian...What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:21pm.
Ya need some dental floss?
Dogeeeeeeee!
#1 Aussie men are not into the bimbo plastic types.. Look at Russell Crow, Guy Pearce, Simon Baker, Eric Bana, etc.. Their wives are average looking chicks, some fugglier than others.. Even the British blokes are like that..
#2 The wife is an amazing actress..
#3 that black boy has to be the homliest looking kid ever.. LMAO.. But he's cute.. he just has to step up his mojo!! LOL
And why the hell does he look like Hugh Jackman?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:59pm.
Oh, Tigerlilly, for shame! Do you know how many sluts you'd piss off if you ate Huge Jackman?
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Who's tryna eat Hugh Jackman???? Certainly not me...Nope, not me, a big OLE NOT TIGER that's who....Yeah, it's prolly Sheeps who wants to eat up Hugh...A lot of people don't know that those lil' woolly ones is carnivores!!!!...Yep, ever heard the term 'sheep in tiger clothing'? Yeah, those woolly "grass eatin'" whores are the ones you human bitches need to look out for, not us tigers....Oh, just ask Sheeps how many Shepherds gone missin' on his shift....*pickin' Shepherd goo outta tiger teef*...What? What?????
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 7:59pm.
Really? That's awesome. And they weren't doing it to be trendy either, imagine that. No names mentioned..
Yeah I think that Naveen Andrews (Sayid on Lost..) also likes 'em older. He was with Barbara Hershey (or still is) for a while. Refreshing and a lot less creepy that someone going for a girl barely out of her teens.