Tuesday, May 19th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Mary Louise-Parker regrets baring her big bong nipples - Popeater

Buff troll in a bikini - Egotastic!

That poor old pepaw has every STD known to man now - Hollywood Tuna

RiRi Woodpecker flying through NYC - Just Jared

Victoria Silvstedt knows how to sell a watch (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Willem Dafoe is sex - Lainey Gossip

Some hobo bot takes Suri to ballerina school - Popsugar

Pink didn't get married again - Hollywood Rag

Which is which? Matt Lucas as Susan Boyle - Towleroad

Weeeeeed break - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


Juniperjump's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 4:59pm.

*Springing into red alert* What show is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0084zl1

Around the 7 minute mark. It's hard to take your eyes off it.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Willem seems to be a realman - that is, he prefers to fuck stinkfish.

And this turns us on even more!!!

"I know I am in the minority here, but I like Hayden Panatiere (or what the fuck ever). She's cute, she's thick and not all scrawny, and she bangs hot pieces on the regular. Oh and she cares about dolphins and shit. How can you NOT like her!"

LOL, Molotov, I'm actually in agreement. She curses like a trooper, drinks like it's going out of fashion, and fucks like a bunny. So she likes older men - big fucking deal. Can't blame her for going after Milo (he def revs my engine), and this Steve dude looks hot as well. I say, have at it girlfriend! At least she's not one of those holier-than-thou religious freaks.

toni's picture

Willem Dafoe is hot, since To Live and Die in LA, I was hooked, um, the huge dick has a little something to do with it I have to add. What happened to the mother of his kid who with him since before he got famous? This wife is too young to be her, man , that is so cliche, dumping the longtime GF for a young wife.

boomsy's picture

what's with Riri and the deranged cockatoo hair?

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gia's picture

Willem Dafoe is ugly sexy.

TITS's picture

@ Joe S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETx9PtJM2o8

around the 2.00 mark.

assuming you're not off watching it now of course ;)

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:43pm.

Willem Dafoe was on the Graham Norton show this past week - and at one point, he was sitting there with his legs splayed open. And OMG, you couldn't stop yourself from looking at the HUGE bulge in his pants. The man is gigantic!
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*Springing into red alert* What show is this?

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letinstar's picture

silverstedt has a big cock...she's a pre op tranny, yes?
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Juniperjump's picture

Willem Dafoe was on the Graham Norton show this past week - and at one point, he was sitting there with his legs splayed open. And OMG, you couldn't stop yourself from looking at the HUGE bulge in his pants. The man is gigantic!

Raul Duke's picture

Victoria Silvstedt ****** The little hand was pointing at 6, now it's a big hand pointing at 12!

TITS's picture

It was one of her better scenes, the producer is right.

Interesting that she's less worried about being portrayed as a drug dealer, arsonist, accessory to murder, etc etc that's okay, but the nips aren't?

Values people Values!

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Submitted by FireCat on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 3:12pm

Do you have a link to the spoiler?

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Tyroan's picture

MK dude where's the nsfw pic of MLP? I likes me some big nipples!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

I know I am in the minority here, but I like Hayden Panatiere (or what the fuck ever). She's cute, she's thick and not all scrawny, and she bangs hot pieces on the regular. Oh and she cares about dolphins and shit. How can you NOT like her!

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M.E.'s picture

Why would Pink and Cary re-marry when they were never officially divorced to begin with?????

FireCat's picture

I read some spoilers on "Antichrist" (because I know I'm too chicken shit to watch it anyway.)
There is some extreme genital mutilation, both male and female. Drill. Brick. Scissors.
Much leg crossing and moaning at the screening in Cannes.
But Dafoe looks hotter than he has in years!

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I can imagine regretting a nude scene but keep it to yourself. It was a free choice, in exchange for pay. No director can force you to do it. Or get a body double if it's so horrible.

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Whats up with the chicks ass who is putting lotion on Pantroll in thumbnail #5 of set? Correct me if I am wrong, but are those bruises on each cheek? Awesome

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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:47pm.
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I heard a lil bit about it. Not interested in seeing it either. Yet.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oh please with Mary Louise already.
Get over yourself.
I don't like her anymore.

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:54pm.
Willem Dafoe is smoldering unusual sexy. I find that much more interesting than pretty boy sexy.

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joe shmoe's picture

@PSL

Just reading your siggie....could that idiot be any more vapid? Babies will be like miniature dogs to her, i.e.: collectibles. I just pray she doesn't lock them in the closet when they go poopies.

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freebird's picture

Willem Dafoe is smoldering unusual sexy. I find that much more interesting than pretty boy sexy.

guest's picture

victoria svelt std or whatever her name is looks like lisa rhinna in a blonde wig in the first pic + she's always always doing a side-eye. wtf. more than annoying.

Sibsi's picture

ImpertinentVixen, oooh thanks! I'm getting the triangles all mixed up. Sorry about that, as I'm still catching up on my gossip lately and for whatever reason, thought that MLP was traded in for the Spelling spawn.

Still, even if Claire Danes is alright looking, Crudup made the wrong choice, 'cause MLP> Claire.

Lavadama's picture

Has anybody heard anything about that AntiChrist movie? That shit sounds interesting, but I'm not willing to sit through extreme scenes of violence or torture.

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RedWeatherTigerD's picture

KatieBot looks like an ad for misery. All-out, soul-crushing and vaporizing misery.

Suri is always clinging to her like those monkeys clinging to the wire mothers for comfort in the old psychology experiments.

Raul Duke's picture

Buff troll in a bikini *** Can Raul kiss the cheerleader where she pees?

Raul Duke's picture

Pink didn't get married again - So it's her and her hand tonight?

Raul Duke's picture

Victoria Silvstedt knows how to sell a watch. Time-piece!

parissucksliterally's picture

I like MLP.

I do not like Rhianna. Or her style. Or her stupid hair.

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gia's picture

Her tits look completely normal to me, they are average just like her face & stuff. She is perfectly fine...I am not even sure I would call those "big" nipples.

joe shmoe's picture

Yum...Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourgh as a couple - me likey. They're both super intense and great actors. Oh and he's a sexy beast.
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sibsi, this is one love triangle Tori Spelling had no part in. Billy Crudup left pregnant MLP for Claire Danes and has been villified for it (at least by most of Dlisted) ever since.

Dean McDermott left Mary Jo Eustace for TS, which is a complete mystery, because she is just hideous.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:22pm.
MLP has nice boobs, no? :)

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Yes she does! MLP is smoking hot in my opinion, she has gorgeous skin and a nice body.

Sibsi's picture

"MLP has nice boobs, no? :)"

Totally agree with this. She's also so much more likable than Tori Spelling, so why the hell did that asswipe leave her?

DeeDee's picture

Willem Dafoe is looking pretty good!

Hahahaha! RiRi Woodpecker! I think she stole her shoes from the "Breakin" movie set.

Mmmmmm, weed break.

KD's picture

Couldn't they have just made some CGI bubbles or something?

Nanners's picture

Matt Lucas looks like Susan's twin!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

OK, I had to go to Fleshbot to see MLP's nips. They look fine to me! Certainly not brain-damaging like Dread Pirate Heather's saggy bologna nipples.

*gags remembering the sight*

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Mother Superior's picture

MLP has nice boobs, no? :)

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