GOOPS vs. BOOBS
Fishsticks Paltrow and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds are reportedly throwing each other deathly side-eyes left and right on the set of Iron Man 2. That's what The Sun claims anyway. According to them, Fishy is slapping herself in the nipples out of frustration, because ScarJo is getting all the attention from the crew on set. Um. Minor correction. ScarJo isn't getting all the attention, her 8th World Wonder chichis are. Moving on...
Some source says that Fishy just doesn't understand ScarJo's style. Fishy also has her guppy lips in a twist, because ScarJo gets to walk around in ho outfits while she has to wear boring ass suits. The source went on to say, “They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set. Gwyneth was looking forward to working with Emily Blunt, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”
Poor little Poopy's jealous of ScarJo's magnificent breasteses! It's okay, Fishy. Don't be jealous of the rocks that she's got. Your husband is a bigger TIT than both of ScarJo's massive tittay balls combined.
You know, why is Fishy always such a cunt?! Why?! I'm going to blame all that birdseed and organic grass she eats! If ho ate a Rocky Road bar every now and again, she probably wouldn't be such a miserable bitch!
However, that doesn't mean I'm Team ScarJo. Nope. I'm Team RDJ Show Us That Dick Already!
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One who thinks she's more high class than an aristocrat. One who thinks she's smarter than a NASA scientist. Two self-absorbed twats who can't act worth shit.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Sorry, neither will win a sympathy card from me. Don't care for either one of these bitches.
Goop better cry herself a river somewhere else.
Cry me. cry me..cry me a river....;.
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Submitted by Katt on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:25pm.
I'll even forgive the Tom Waits cover album.
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Same;p
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Team ScarJo.
Sorry, but I like her, boobs, cover album and all!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:24pm
Freebird! How YOU doin? *wink*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:24pm
I'm right behind you!
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"Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake." Freebird 5/18/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Freebird- I always do, I always do. : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
I like Scarlett Johanssen. So sue me
Me too. She basically seems like a cool chick. I'll even forgive the Tom Waits cover album.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
i hate to say it...but...team goop!
Don't fucking care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:24pm.
TEAM I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
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LOL! Tell us how you really feel. (Mornin'!)
team rdj for life!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
ILBT's
by Joe Walsh and Joe Vatale
Used by permission
You see 'em on the street, left and right
I like big tits
I try to look away, but I can't resist
Every time, I try to call it quits
Here come some tits
Well they come in twos, so hard to choose
your favorite tit
I like tits for dinner, or a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch, a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast, eggs benedict
They're where it's at ...tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
puckered up or bangin on the ground
how 'bout those tits
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:22pm.
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Hey Lava!
TEAM I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
I like Scarlett Johanssen. So sue me!
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ME TOO! I lurve her and her delighful chichis and her gravely voice and her pouty lips and.... neververmind, I sound a little loony now.
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
I like anybody who shows Goopy she is not the center of the organic universe. "team Let's make goopy miserable"
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I like anybody that makes Fishsticks quake in her boots so Team Breasteses all the way.
RDJ seems like the type to show you his peen if you asked him.
I can't be on team scarjo, because I hate her, too. But it gives me an inappropriate sense of glee that someone is making GOOPy uncomfortable and insecure.
Ummmmmm, Goopy, ScarJo is also about 40 years younger than you. Of course she's going to get the attention! I'll bet she doesn't look down her nose at the peons in her midst, either.
I'm w/ Snowy, though -- Team RDJ!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I hate both of these twats and I refuse to make a choice between the two.
Team Nobody!
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"Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake." Freebird 5/18/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Scarjo has the voice of a girl who gave too many blowjobs to truck drivers.
TEAM YABAHOOS!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:19pm.
I like Scarlett Johanssen. So sue me!
I LIKE BIG TITS!
I really can't stand ScarJo. I think she is plain looking. I don't see the appeal at all.
Meh. They're both pretty boring.
Did I miss the memo that says you have to be friends with everyone you work with? Because some of them I just don't like and others I just can't relate to.
TEAM SWEATER PUPPETS!
Team RDJ! I do think fishsticks would be jealous, however, I also could see how ScarJo would be an attention whore. And I also see how the crew couldn't help but be boobmatized by her. I would. And the bonus is that you can't see her face when you're staring at her boobs.
I like Scarlett Johanssen. So sue me!
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Team RDJ!!
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
*sigh*
i hate scarjo
i was really looking forward to this movie
dammit
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I'd rather Emily Blunt be there too!
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
UGH! I HATE HER, and yet her mom is awesome. How the hell did that happen? Why is Gwen so lame and Blythe is so F***ing cool?
y tu mama tambien!
TEAM BOOOBS!!!
never thought i'd type this... Team Scarlett.
sorry people, there is no way I can be Team ScarJo so it looks like Team RDJ for me!
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