GOOPS vs. BOOBS
Fishsticks Paltrow and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds are reportedly throwing each other deathly side-eyes left and right on the set of Iron Man 2. That's what The Sun claims anyway. According to them, Fishy is slapping herself in the nipples out of frustration, because ScarJo is getting all the attention from the crew on set. Um. Minor correction. ScarJo isn't getting all the attention, her 8th World Wonder chichis are. Moving on...
Some source says that Fishy just doesn't understand ScarJo's style. Fishy also has her guppy lips in a twist, because ScarJo gets to walk around in ho outfits while she has to wear boring ass suits. The source went on to say, “They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set. Gwyneth was looking forward to working with Emily Blunt, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”
Poor little Poopy's jealous of ScarJo's magnificent breasteses! It's okay, Fishy. Don't be jealous of the rocks that she's got. Your husband is a bigger TIT than both of ScarJo's massive tittay balls combined.
You know, why is Fishy always such a cunt?! Why?! I'm going to blame all that birdseed and organic grass she eats! If ho ate a Rocky Road bar every now and again, she probably wouldn't be such a miserable bitch!
However, that doesn't mean I'm Team ScarJo. Nope. I'm Team RDJ Show Us That Dick Already!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:57pm.
They are in Iron Man 2 with RDJ.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DD it's all going down on the set of Iron Man II
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Oh brother. If you're appearing in anything with the number 2 after it, you're obviously just doing it for the money. Get over yourself, collect your paycheck, and shut the hell up.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:53pm.
RDJ= Robert Downey Jr.
Goop=Gwinnie
Scar Jo= Scarlett.
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Are you messing wif me??
How the hell did Robert Downey Jr. get in this convo?
I feel severely retarded.
Ooops I gooped! Dbl Post Sorry!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:53pm.
Hell if I were anactress, I would be flirting with the crew, using my assests to have lackey's do my bidding, etc. Just because Gwinnie the Poo can't figure out how to make friends and influence people doesn't mean she has to resent those who do have than keen ability.
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Agreed. She's used to knowing the family of the big wigs.
BTW, if I was an actress I would be hoing around more than Kate Hudson, except not with gross people. I wouldn't be a Sienna because I don't like married men, but I would fo sho be a ho.
Fishy's had her moment in the sun... Now it's time for her to fade into the sunset. Did she really expect her career to last forever? This is Hollywood, Ageism Central...
team neither! with a long i. @devilgirl - teehee.
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Also, is this ugly lipstick day on dl or what?!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:53pm.
RDJ= Robert Downey Jr.
Goop=Gwinnie
Scar Jo= Scarlett.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ethang on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:50pm.
Scarjo isn't very nice herself. In fact, she's an arrogant cnt.
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Well, then, therein lies the the problem!! Two un-united cnts will bring the house down.
Do you think it'll get so bad that one of the "actresses" will leave?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
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Yesterday. http://dlisted.com/node/32104
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GDit! But that's when I heard it, too. Yesterday morning.
LOL. Thanks freebird. I still love your kitty av!
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We were discussing how she got implants. Those are fake. I've never seen a breast lift, that would be the only other option; but those are not her real, natural, unadulterated breasts.
DiamondDawg
RDJ = Robert Downey Junior
GOOP = Gwynn's blog
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I love Scarlett. I'm pretty sure the first thing sh edid was flash those chichis and all was well on the set. You got to know how to work what you have. Fuck it if Gwynnie has a problem with it
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Hell if I were anactress, I would be flirting with the crew, using my assests to have lackey's do my bidding, etc. Just because Gwinnie the Poo can't figure out how to make friends and influence people doesn't mean she has to resent those who do have than keen ability.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Guys,
This shark-feeding frenzy is making me confused.
Who is RDJ?
WHo is Goop?
I am reading the posts and interpreting RDJ as Scarjo and Goop as Gwynnie.
Reading comprehension problem today....
Thanks in advance.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
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GDit! But that's when I heard it, too. Yesterday morning.
LOL. Thanks freebird. I still love your kitty av!
Dlisted taught me to dislike Gwynneth, I learned to hate ScarJo all on my own.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Scarjo isn't very nice herself. In fact, she's an arrogant cunt. Can't stand either of these two bitches.
I **adore** Gwynnie so leave her alone. If she doesn't like ScarJo, there's a reason. And I love GOOP, too. So there. I respect and admire both actresses but there's something about Gwynnie:)
I hate ScarJo ever since I watched hes just not that into you
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I have never understood the hype over Gwyneth, she is very average looking. How she got Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck beats the hell out of me!!
fishy is jellis h8ter
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
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Yesterday. http://dlisted.com/node/32104
Hey Molotov! I can see that- Gwyneth does make stupid comments, but i still like her for some reason....and I love her hubby, and her kids are so damn cute!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
BTW, I heard somewhere that Gwynnie was feeling insecure about her b@@bs for this movie. She told the director guy that her tatas were not hte same after the babies and she flashed him. If he gave the ok, then she was ok. Did y'all talk about this already? The morning show I listen to is usally bringing up the rear on gossip. Let me say this loud and clear so they can STEP UP their game - KRQ 93.7 in Phoenix, Denver, and Portland.
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JonJay & Rich...are you in Tucson?
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Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:41pm.
Like we care Goopy is not happy at her workplace.
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I know, huh? Like, life is finally catching up to her and she's not the number one attraction anymore. SUCK IT UP BEYOTCH. It happens to everyone. Get used to it.
ScarJo made the biggest mistake ever when she lost that weight. You age much much harsher when you lose that little layer of baby fat.
It's the difference in aging like Madonna, versus Drew Barrymore.
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The only reason I'm saying 'Team ScarJo' is cause it pisses Goopy off!
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BTW, I heard somewhere that Gwynnie was feeling insecure about her b@@bs for this movie. She told the director guy that her tatas were not hte same after the babies and she flashed him. If he gave the ok, then she was ok. Did y'all talk about this already? The morning show I listen to is usally bringing up the rear on gossip. Let me say this loud and clear so they can STEP UP their game - KRQ 93.7 in Phoenix, Denver, and Portland.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:32pm.
Damn fine observation, and ITA. I always thought Gwynnie to be inside-out fugly.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:35pm.
plus Scarjo's hubbie is sooooo much hotter!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I just do not get the appeal of ScarJo. Aside from her massive moobs, she isn't pretty and she's 1 donut away from being a thin fatty!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Like we care Goopy is not happy at her workplace.
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Is this real life?
ScarJo should just unhook her bra and take that bitch out with one tit.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:20pm.
Did I miss the memo that says you have to be friends with everyone you work with? Because some of them I just don't like and others I just can't relate to.
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I get you, but would you BLAB to everyone who would listen? It's bad politics to do that. Gwynnie is sounding whiny. If she were all that, she would SUCK IT UP and find a way to get back at Scarjo.
I think I like them equally. :-)
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:32pm.
Dear Gwynnie,
How does it feel to know you look so much like your mother but will never be as beautiful as she is now, let alone when she was younger? Hmmm?
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Her mother seemed like a genuinely nice woman -and it showed in her face. The daughter just seems like a total cunt. Looks have very little to do with it in this case - technically gwens face should be pleasing to the eye, it's her personality that ruins it.
Once you notice it, it seems obvious. Bill Clinton and George Bush are two excellent examples of a personality affecting their looks. Bush's face is all pinched and closed and shifty/sneaky. Clinton - fleshy, flushed and open.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
i like gwennie despite her pretentiousness and scarho really bothers me so Team Goop.
and while i think scarjo is pretty, i think that gwen is classically beautiful.
she wins!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:18pm.
never thought i'd type this... Team Scarlett.
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LOL.
This quarrel is really going to draw the line in the sand! Many D-listed friendships will be lost.
I'm glad to just warm the bench on this one.
PSL - I never really cared for her either way, I thought she was a shittastic actress, but there are tons of those. It's just the last 5 years or so she all of a sudden started saying the most obnoxious self-important shit and it really, REALLY grates on the nerves. Everytime she says something ridiculous my instant response is "bitch, you aint all that"
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:28pm.
ITA.
"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." -Dave Barry
OH hell no...Gwyneth and Bey don't get along AT ALL.
i can't wait for the full dish on this story...developing....
Dear Gwynnie,
How does it feel to know you look so much like your mother but will never be as beautiful as she is now, let alone when she was younger? Hmmm?
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
I'm Team RDJ Show Us That Dick Already!
Fo DAMN sho!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
DG - no shit! Everybody's lips look like a puckered baboon's ass today
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Hahaha! You nailed it with that visual!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Um, I hate both these people. Best case scenario is that these hos get into a weave-snatching contest and both end up bald and bleeding.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I don't know why, but Gwyneth does not bother me. And I think she is beautiful.
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
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DG - no shit! Everybody's lips look like a puckered baboon's ass today
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
Also, is this ugly lipstick day on dl or what?!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why does she care what the peons think, anyway? She's all bent out of shape because some union workers are being nicer to a pair of chichis? The only important people are the stars and the producers. It doesn't matter what the hourly workers think. Right, Gwyneth?
I'm sure Scarlett says "please" and "thank you" and looks people in the eye and is probably a lot nicer to be around.
Never could figure out why some people think they're "above" others. I've learned that you should be nice to waitresses and janitors and receptionists. Having been there, I know how calls can get misdirectred or boogers wind up in an entree or the heat in your office never works.