GOOPS vs. BOOBS
Fishsticks Paltrow and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds are reportedly throwing each other deathly side-eyes left and right on the set of Iron Man 2. That's what The Sun claims anyway. According to them, Fishy is slapping herself in the nipples out of frustration, because ScarJo is getting all the attention from the crew on set. Um. Minor correction. ScarJo isn't getting all the attention, her 8th World Wonder chichis are. Moving on...
Some source says that Fishy just doesn't understand ScarJo's style. Fishy also has her guppy lips in a twist, because ScarJo gets to walk around in ho outfits while she has to wear boring ass suits. The source went on to say, “They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set. Gwyneth was looking forward to working with Emily Blunt, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”
Poor little Poopy's jealous of ScarJo's magnificent breasteses! It's okay, Fishy. Don't be jealous of the rocks that she's got. Your husband is a bigger TIT than both of ScarJo's massive tittay balls combined.
You know, why is Fishy always such a cunt?! Why?! I'm going to blame all that birdseed and organic grass she eats! If ho ate a Rocky Road bar every now and again, she probably wouldn't be such a miserable bitch!
However, that doesn't mean I'm Team ScarJo. Nope. I'm Team RDJ Show Us That Dick Already!
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this dispute is an easy one to judge.
you can totally tell who is the stick in the mud.
case closed.
does anybody out there get a warm fuzzy, good feeling from GP? she is frigid, holier than thou. nobody buys that. i think the only one's that like her are the lands end wearing, volvo driving librarian types that take themselves too seriously.
I actually think Gwyneth Paltrow is pretty, but her attitude makes her less attractive. That and her style is much too bland for my liking.
But there's nothing wrong with her face or her body, imo. She's a naturally thin woman. Nothing wrong with that. She could do her hair and makeup a little better, and she'd be very pretty.
Scarlett Johannsen, well, she's pretty and has big tits, but I can understand the frustration on Paltrow's part. After all, everyone seems to criticize naturally thin women for not looking "feminine". As a woman who has narrow hips and a nonexisting ass, I get a little tired of people reminding me how flat my ass is or what's wrong with my breasts.
FFS, this is the heaviest I've been all my life, and my ass and hips are *still* bony. Some women aren't meant to put on weight, and maybe Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those women who are meant to be thin, FFS.
The bottom line is that naturally thin girls are always put on the backburner for curvier women, and it's unfair, especially because the most vocal critics of thin or lanky women only attack them based on a fucking stereotype that all thin women are neurotic and *try* to not have curves...meanwhile they accept curvy women because it's "natural"? Please.
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dumb and dumber. What's with the jessica rabbit/elvira look?
fishy over scarjo anyday i just cant stand short, fattys with fat tits
I just have to say that I like Gwyneth's husband a bazillion times better than ScarJo's. But that's just me.
I never got why Scarlett is considered "beautiful" (aside from her enhanced breasts). Her features are sepearately very pretty, but somehow all put together, she has an odd face.
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TO me Scarjo>Goopy. Neither of them can act worth a tin shit but at least Scarjo is nice to look at.
Goopy was never HAWT but all that yoga shit has turned that bitch into crypt keeper 2.0. Plus her chin has become her neck somehow and she weighs like 98lbs. How the fuck is that even possible?
both of these boring bitches can go away for all i care...
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I will say one good thing about Fishsticks, I thought she looked better than usual in the first Iron Man movie. I guess now it's going to be overshadowed by another pair of young boobs, cry me a river that's Hollywood. I don't really care about either of them, it's all about RDJ for me!
Fishsticks is a huge bore.
Submitted by Faith on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:49pm.
Well, she's gone on record saying that Tracy has totally changed her body and she's very happy with that.
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Where? Quote it please. On The Huffington Post she made a point of refuting this claim.
select quotes:
"Since dedicating myself to getting into "superhero shape," several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I've been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I've never met, eating sprouted grains I can't pronounce...
I'm frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there...
I'm not normally the type to dignify toilet paper rags with a response, but in this case I feel it's my responsibility to comment..."
ScarJo for the win. Fishsticks is in an awkward aging stage...
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Submitted by Faith on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:18pm.
this is 100% untrue.
they get along very well . . . scarlett and gwyneth have even worked out together with goop's trainer.
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Yay! Finally a reason to really like ScarJo! Anybody who makes Fishsticks even half as uncomfortable and irritated as she makes me, is A-OK in my book. I can't wait to hear more from this set.
We need a behind the scenes documentary on this one, peeps. Scarlett going jungle on Goopie, Goopie tearing Scarlett's shirt. C'mon! Hollywood puts out shit today, I would never see Iron Man Part Deux, but I would pay to see the Goopie/Scarlett smackdown. Maybe their anger is their repressed desire for one another.....yeah! Every actress has to say they are bisexual now, so prove it. The first time either one would be in something compelling too! Win/Win situation all around.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:36pm.
training method (which basically involves being anorexic and working out until you *fall down*).
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@ "working out until you fall down"
funniest damn thing I've heard TODAY.
What would that be like if you're main workout thang is SWIMMING? Swim till you drown? That wouldn't be good. YOu woulnd't have tomorrow.
LOL.
This is probably bullshit.
I mean, I can totally see Scarlet not liking this annoying macrobiotic anorexic - and script stealer - biatch, but Scarjo can bottle down her hate and pretend to be her bff for the duration of the filming, I am sure.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:36pm.
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Fucking bullshit! ScarJo has gone on record to say that Tracy Anderson (the trainer) is full of shit with a dubious training method (which basically involves being anorexic and working out until you fall down).
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Well, she's gone on record saying that Tracy has totally changed her body and she's very happy with that.
Which 'record' are you referring to, exactly? I seriously doubt Scarlett said anything of the sort.
Submitted by Faith on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 2:18pm.
this is 100% untrue.
they get along very well . . . scarlett and gwyneth have even worked out together with goop's trainer.
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Fucking bullshit! ScarJo has gone on record to say that Tracy Anderson (the trainer) is full of shit with a dubious training method (which basically involves being anorexic and working out until you fall down).
Will she post about this on POOP?
"I h8 SJ and her big fat boobs. She's mean and she smells bad. She's not as pretty as me. Right?"
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:31pm.
Gia, I wonder the same thing. I HATE having big tits and would really love to be a B cup. If my husband had it his way, he'd get me pre-reduction sized Jordan (Katie Price) boobs.
DISGUSTING!
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Haha! Too funny. I feel the same way! A fuller B cup is perfection to me. Mine arent overly enormous or anything, but big enough to get in the way all the time. My husband also jokes that he wouldnt pay for a breast reduction, but he would pay for me to get implants. Its so funny because when he first met me he wasnt even into big tits at all & now he wouldnt give them up for anything.
this is 100% untrue.
they get along very well . . . scarlett and gwyneth have even worked out together with goop's trainer.
I don't like either of these cunts. Fishsticks lives up her to nickname, and ScarJo--all boobs and nothing else. I made the mistake of watching He's Just Not That into You, and ScarJo's acting was painful to witness, as was her face on the big screen. She just needs to sit there and bounce her boobs for the boys and all will be well.
Fishy is probably just jealous of the fact that Scarlett is Hollywood's new It Girl.
Frankly, I don't care if Scarlett is the biggest bitch in the world. At least she seems to have a personality and a life apart from hawking New Age therapies-more than anyone can say for Fishy.
OK,so they don't hang out after the days' shoot.Just get the movie in the can.Nothing to see here folks...move along.
I think Scarjo looks like a fat Posh in this picture.
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i think scarjo and fishy are both lame actresses, they both feel to me like they lack talent
scarjo looks pretty amazing on that pic...i'd totally do her husband
Submitted by putas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:03pm.
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I was a major Discovery/History channel buff. I found myself at parties talking as if I was a professor! I loved it.
I wonder what she did, too. I never heard that part. I'm not so sure how I feel about scarlett & Ryan. I don't get much of a read on them. I'm glad they keep that out of the spotlight.
Gia, I wonder the same thing. I HATE having big tits and would really love to be a B cup. If my husband had it his way, he'd get me pre-reduction sized Jordan (Katie Price) boobs.
DISGUSTING!
Why are big tits so adored?? I wish mine were smaller!! My sister in law was just visiting & she has small ones, not flat as a board like Kate Hudson, just normal small ones, tight to her chest & she looked great in everything she tried on...Scarjo gets more attention than Fishy because she demands it by being a shameless flirt on the set or a bitch diva that the crew fears, so they kiss her butt. Gwynnie could be just be jealous because Scarjo is younger & not as uptight as she is...We all know Fishy has zero charisma. Although, I must say I think I like Emily Blunt a whole lot more than Scarjo too.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:03pm.
Oh, darlin you give me too much credit! I am a freak for watching endless Discovery channel/National Geographic and alas that one stuck with me.. seeing a giant swollen red baboon ass tends to burn itself into your brain.. ha ha.
But anyway I think anyone who gets to fuck Ryan Reynolds is the REAL winner here, I mean, no question. Hands down. One of the few actors I would stuff my wedding ring into my pocket for! Thank god Mr Putas is not on here he'd be devastated.
I wonder what S. J. did to piss of Sofia C? She seems so nice and normal and un diva-ish.. I like her and think she's talented and has a good head on her shoulders. Sofia never struck me as a nasty mean girl type. S.J. must have been intolerable during Lost in Translation..
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
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Wouldn't shag either though, bleargh.
Bitches will be bitches and yes, I would be bitter if I was Goopy too. Husband who cheats and as much fun as a dehydrated lemon. That said, both of them need to lay off the surgery.
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:05pm.
I've heard that ScarJo is a major diva, but I'm sure you would be too if you had those chichis. Apparently Sofia Coppola and Bill Murray teamed up against her during "Lost in Translation" and isolated her ass. You know Fishy and Sofia are gonna be talking shit about her.
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I remember that. Sophia couldn't even hide it at the Oscars. Kind of like CZJ & Zellwegger. Didn't stop ScarJo's career though. She wasn't Sean Young diva crazy stalker freak.
These two hacks together in a movie is a big no-no! RDJ is the only saving grace in this one. Hearing about them competing with each other for attention is LAME.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:59pm.
UM Mike, we need the men to weigh in here, ha ha like I don't know you'd be Team Teetas! ;P
face of Gwyneth/body of Scarlett
personality of neither
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:57pm.
Yes, almost severely. You should make an appt with your Dr.
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Thank you, KD.
DG - NO. Have not seen these movies. Thanks for filling me in!
I've heard that ScarJo is a major diva, but I'm sure you would be too if you had those chichis. Apparently Sofia Coppola and Bill Murray teamed up against her during "Lost in Translation" and isolated her ass. You know Fishy and Sofia are gonna be talking shit about her.
Fishy is so lame but I actually am starting to feel a little sorry for her scaly self. She used to be the It Girl that everyone moooed over, but it's out with the old (by Hollywood standards), in with the new. If these latest stories are true then she is one insecure little fishy.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:00pm.
DG: we are so freaking smart, LOL
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DD- Gwennie was in the first Iron Man as well. I am gathering you have not seen it?! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
They both suck ass so STFU. And what's up with the blood orange brown lipstick. Ughhhh
ugh, who says that we have to get along with all of our co-whores? God knows there are some I don't want to even attempt to get along.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:59pm.
Scarlet J. (will NOT CALL HER SCARJO- she doesn't deserve a cutesy nickname! ha!) is doing that mouth agape pose a la Jennifer Lopez..
Her mouth looks like a baboon in estrus.
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OK, first of all, thank you for teaching us the word estrus. Sometimes I feel a little guilty for abusing my brain cells with gossip, but it is so much fun. I feel a little less guilty since you are smartening up my day. So thank for that, Putas!
ScarJo is hardly cute IMO. To me it represents the kind of egotistical famewhoring that JLo perfected. That kind of I'm so cool that I have a street-cred name. Even though I'm a poser.
DG: we are so freaking smart, LOL
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:57pm.
Yes, almost severely. You should make an appt with your Dr.
RDJ is the star of IRONMAN, the movie these two twats are in.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:54pm.
DiamondDawg
RDJ = Robert Downey Junior
GOOP = Gwynn's blog
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Oh gawd. LOL. WHY Robert Downy Jr.??? iz he in the movie with these two biches? Or did MK just throw that in to deflect the bichfest he knew this would turn into?
UM Mike, we need the men to weigh in here, ha ha like I don't know you'd be Team Teetas! ;P
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Diamond Dawg,
RDJ= red dingle juice
goop= girl obsessing on poop
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Scarlet J. (will NOT CALL HER SCARJO- she doesn't deserve a cutesy nickname! ha!) is doing that mouth agape pose a la Jennifer Lopez..
Her mouth looks like a baboon in estrus.