Tuesday, May 19th 2009
A Greasy Unicorn Forest Lands In Cannes
Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn't look as dick buttery as usual, but I'm a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald's at the end of the day. That being said, I'd still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
Here's more pictures of the dazzling RPattz in Cannes yesterday along with the poster for that New Moon cacamess.
Poster VIA Coming Soon, Images: Wenn.com
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also/btw - vampires do NOT exist. anything resembling same is just psychotic.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:34am.
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someone said one of the Trolls was judge or something too. so yeah, Cannes has no more street cred.
oh thanks DG, I thought I would get yelled at, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by Team KFed on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:39am.
I was finally forced to watch this Twillight nonsense last weekend. What a load of serious crap that was... I'm still trying to figure out how come all the vampires were walking around in the sunlight with mirror reflections & cooking Italian food with heaps of garlic. Dracula didn't play that shit. They need cast Buffy in the next installment to wipe these fake vampire fuckers out.
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Ahhhhhhhh..hahahaha!
That movie had so many unintentionally funny moments....it was an absolute joke....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:37am.
i think he has learning disabled eyes.... ;P
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DING, DING, DING!!!!!!!!!! Best post of day!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Fuck he's hot!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:31am.
How was Little Ashes?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I'm not going to pretend the Crisco-as-a-styling-product look works for me because it doesn't. But I think he's very handsome and the personality is what completes the package.
I actually like him in spite of Twilight. He's in Cannes supporting "Remember Me"- Summit has it up for sale.
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Submitted by Team KFed on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:39am.
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Um.....it's FICTION? a.k.a., not real life?
wrap your head around that one. OMG. TV and movies aren't real???
28 YEARS LATER
NOW AT CANNES
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Richard Butter is the alias he checks into hotels under.
he's hot, i'd hit that in a heartbeat
Hi DD! To be honest, I cannot think of many actors right now that I find that good looking. Depp, RDJ and Jon Hamm are three I can think of off hand that I like.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I was finally forced to watch this Twillight nonsense last weekend. What a load of serious crap that was... I'm still trying to figure out how come all the vampires were walking around in the sunlight with mirror reflections & cooking Italian food with heaps of garlic. Dracula didn't play that shit. They need cast Buffy in the next installment to wipe these fake vampire fuckers out.
I did laugh my ass off when this guy started glowing in the sun though. __________________________________________
My feelings are sensitive.
I'd still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
With a baseball bat or a SUV?
Yeah, I don't get it either.
Soap-and-water is a good thing, sweetheart.
The man has no eyelids, for God's sake! How can you find a guy with zero lids hwat?????????????
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Rican35 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:35am.
That bitch needs to make his money now cuz that hair is gonna pull a Jude Law before he is 30.
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or worse,
LUKE PERRY.
i think he has learning disabled eyes.... ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:34am.
It let itself go the minute Pam Anderson, Diddy, Parisite and Mimoo decided they belonged there.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:34am.
Why do I not see what everyone else does in this guy? He has a creeepy, not in a good way, look to him. That is, however, my opinion. I also thought my ex was HWAT and now looking back, he was anything but HWAT!
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Its the whole vampire/love thing that he represents that has made him so hot recently I think. He been around for a bit now, but it wasnt until twilight that he becaome so hot pieceish...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Hi DevilGirl....
erm, i kinda likey. He has what I think they used to call in the olden days "bedroom eyes"
I could be wrong.
Feel free to hurl.
That bitch needs to make his money now cuz that hair is gonna pull a Jude Law before he is 30.
Add me to the Ew group. He's fish-belly white, for God sake!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Get that boy a hair stylist STAT!!!! jeez... who ever told him that hairdo works is blind.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Ceiling Eyes in Cannes to promote New Moon? wow Cannes has let itself go.
(Guilty) WOULD
Why does he need a soap? That is how 99% of British yoof dress. It is called fashion. And he is 22, and British.
What I do hate is the pathetic teenage twihards who are obsessed with what are very mediocre books. I read a bit over someone's shoulder in the tube and wept for the incredibly poor writing. But let kids have their fun. We had the brat pack, they have Robert.
And the lion fell in love with the unicorn....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Why do I not see what everyone else does in this guy? He has a creeepy, not in a good way, look to him. That is, however, my opinion. I also thought my ex was HWAT and now looking back, he was anything but HWAT!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I so do not care.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Oh so THAT'S where my yacht went! I been looking all over da place for dat! Diddy should be so lucky.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
so not hot
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Something about a man who looks permanently stoned doesn't do it for me. Whenever I see this guy I have the urge to throw soap on a rope at him and break out my hedge trimmers.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
*le sigh*
Thanks MK. He is so delicious. I actually saw Little Ashes last night, so this helps get my image of him as the hotness back.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
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That boys needs soap.