Tuesday, May 19th 2009
A Greasy Unicorn Forest Lands In Cannes
Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn't look as dick buttery as usual, but I'm a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald's at the end of the day. That being said, I'd still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
Here's more pictures of the dazzling RPattz in Cannes yesterday along with the poster for that New Moon cacamess.
Poster VIA Coming Soon, Images: Wenn.com
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Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:06pm.
DiamondDawg- A mix of tourism/charity work. I was in Peru- such a beautiful country but so sad at the same time. The children in Cusco are always asking for you to buy things and when I did I used all the cash on hand (not too much, about 20 USD) and there were still kids that wanted stuff and I told them I'd have to go to a machine to get more they were all very upset. I got to go to the Amazon for a little bit at the end of the trip, as well.
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Aww. CRAP. Children suffering SUX it!!
Did you get to see any of the Nazca lines?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm.
Drools on the kitty?! Not even, drools on the sausage is more like it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I don't get the hype over the "Twilight" series. I personally hated the first book and the more I hear about it, the more I want to punch a puppy. Seriously. I wont get into it now, but my god, I hate this shit.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:49am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:43am.
Clive Handjob. No, really.
*********** well dip me dogshit!
Yep. And in France, no less, so all the hotel staff was calling him "Monsieur Handjob". At least he has a fucking sense of humor.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:49am.
His hair REALLY pisses me off.
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I'll bet he drools when he visits the kitty. There. I said it. He drools during oral.
Not.
Hot.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:00pm.
Thanks for explaining, for a minute there I thought I might have head home for my decoder ring.
I find absolutely NOTHING attractive about this dude.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:41am.
It was A LOT better than I expected it to be. The guy that played Federico Garcia Lorca was amazing. Rob was actually really good too, I was surprised honestly. I think my only complaint with him was he dropped his spanish accent sometimes. But he played crazy very well.
I think the movie itself needed work (dialog, flow, etc.).
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
DiamondDawg- A mix of tourism/charity work. I was in Peru- such a beautiful country but so sad at the same time. The children in Cusco are always asking for you to buy things and when I did I used all the cash on hand (not too much, about 20 USD) and there were still kids that wanted stuff and I told them I'd have to go to a machine to get more they were all very upset. I got to go to the Amazon for a little bit at the end of the trip, as well.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:59am.
True. She was sort of cute in "Into the Wild", but maybe it's because she was only on screen for about 6 minutes total and rarely spoke.
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I thought she was in it. I haven't seen it yet, but I think it is on HBO or something this month.
I liked her in a movie called "Speak". She was a high school rape victim and she was fairly good in it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:53am.
There's only one pasty-white attendee at Cannes I want to see and read about and it ain't him. You know who I mean cluck-cluck.
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I don't know....could it be...........PHOEBE???
Greasy McKrisco here will be forever tainted by that Twilight fuckery.
He will never get beyond it as an actor.
Save your pennies dude.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
His hair's not working. Most times messy has to be done just right or ... well - see example above. Kinda reminds me of a bathtub melvin.
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:54am.
DiamondDawg- I am busier than a Trekkie Bee on IMDB boards at the moment. I just got back from the Andes not too long ago and one of my dogs hurt herself and has a drain (ick. nast.) + work et al
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Exciting life! What were you doing in the Andes?
Research? Travelling? Bof?
Oh - sorry about your dog. I had a cat who constantly got those. He was such a beautfiul sweetheart and all the other cats hated him. He had it happen like 4 times before he went to Cat Heaven.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:59am.
True. She was sort of cute in "Into the Wild", but maybe it's because she was only on screen for about 6 minutes total and rarely spoke.
I seriously love all you D-listed horz, but I DO NOT GET why some of you think this guy is so hot.
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Raul Duke- The was an unverified user a while back that used to ramble on in that style on Britney posts
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
you guys who are lusting after him, I'm tell chris hansen.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:55am.
DG- I agree. Kristin Stewart was about as likable as a bag of rusty nails.
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LOL! I think the bag of rusty nails has better acting range and a more hip personality!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sigh. Swooooooon.
Keep on hating on him. It just gets me one step closer (yes I realize that I'm starting off about 12 million miles away, but a step is a step, damnit.)
He's seriously charming in that british-stoner-musician kind of way. Yum.
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Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!—Clarisse
"I want mo monies and pie!" —Kfed (via MK)
I SWEAR I don't get it, he -
looks more like The Wolfman than a vampire
looks high-as-hell/stupid ("bedroom eyes," more like "boredom eyes")
only as 2 expressions: "Wha?" and "Uh, Yeah" (both creepy)
looks like he stinks (swiggly cartoon lines included)
is so lily-white, you can see the camera flashes' reflection off of his gynormous oil-slick head
My opinion. Free to you. A bargain in this economy -- Ick. Nast.
DG- I agree. Kristin Stewart was about as likable as a bag of rusty nails.
The funniest moment of that movie, for me, was when they were at the hospital and Edward's "dad" was helping Bella. He looked like a geisha!
Hair gel courtesy of the "Something About Mary" line of products.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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His nose is not what I would call one of his better features.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
DiamondDawg- I am busier than a Trekkie Bee on IMDB boards at the moment. I just got back from the Andes not too long ago and one of my dogs hurt herself and has a drain (ick. nast.) + work et al
I miss britscomingback
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Yummy-licious!
Twilight the movie sucked, but the book was great, imho. Kristen Stewart can't act her way out of a paper bag, but RPatz is pretty good and good looking, so that makes it easy on the eyes!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:46am.
I delcared war to it, I'm going to win, I am a very determined perosn by nature I just needed the Incentive ( until I get hungry :P)<--- just joking
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One time, I decided to buy a scale so I went to Target and couldn't decide which one to buy. I put them all on the ground. The one with the best number won!!
But those digital scales can be wonky if they're on carpet. must use them on tile.
There's only one pasty-white attendee at Cannes I want to see and read about and it ain't him. You know who I mean cluck-cluck.
He looks like he smells like greased down liquefied shit.
I think he's in the closet. Perhaps its because he looks like he fixes his hair there instead of in front of a mirror. He's kind of cute sometimes and other pics I think he is fug. Usually I love geeks. And gays. Meh.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:50am.
He looks stinky in this picture.
And not good, been doing manly things kind of stinky.
Stinky like hasn't had time to put the bottle of Night Train down stinky.
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But since he's under 35, it MUST HAVE been with another boy/man, huh?
Not to mention, he and that Kristen Stewart had the chemistry of two slugs in that Twilight movie and I only saw the ads for the film!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:46am.
WTF are you babbling about?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:46am.
I delcared war to it, I'm going to win, I am a very determined perosn by nature I just needed the Incentive ( until I get hungry :P)<--- just joking
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I like him well enough, think it's the scruffy/dirty thing he has going on. But my Johnny definitely pulls the scruffy/dirty thing off better than he does.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:46am.
OK WOW FIGURES I GO TO THIS CHAT AND ALL YOU TALK BAD ABOUT ROBERT WOW SPARKLE IN BLACKS SUN NOT GLOW OK GONNA CALL COUNTY NOW EYES CANT BE DISABLE UNLESS ASIAN MY GOD ALL YOUR BIG BUTTS ASSCLAPPING UP IN YOUR WORLD HE IS DREAMIER BLACKS THAN A FLAMING TOILET BLACKS BAT WITH BOOT MOVES OK WOW EAT A NOSFERATU AND DIE
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ahhhhaaaa hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahaha
where you bin Platypus? Have you been missing or have eye?
He looks stinky in this picture.
And not good, been doing manly things kind of stinky.
Stinky like hasn't had time to put the bottle of Night Train down stinky.
His hair REALLY pisses me off.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:43am.
Clive Handjob. No, really.
*********** well dip me dogshit!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:46am.
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Not yet, but its that kinda day, so run wif it.
How's it going with the scale?
i'd like to wash his hair before i ran my fingers through it, but he makes me tingly!
i think the whole twillight stuff is bullshit, but that doesn't detract from his hotness. only his 15 yo bloated self does that. damn! why did i think of that???
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:45am.
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I thought the last sentence of your post was going to say something like "check us out at hwatsingles.com" those damn bots...
Kill me , but I still don't see the appeal to this underexposed to the sun boy.
is this the open post? I'm to lazy to double check.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
OK WOW FIGURES I GO TO THIS CHAT AND ALL YOU TALK BAD ABOUT ROBERT WOW SPARKLE IN BLACKS SUN NOT GLOW OK GONNA CALL COUNTY NOW EYES CANT BE DISABLE UNLESS ASIAN MY GOD ALL YOUR BIG BUTTS ASSCLAPPING UP IN YOUR WORLD HE IS DREAMIER BLACKS THAN A FLAMING TOILET BLACKS BAT WITH BOOT MOVES OK WOW EAT A NOSFERATU AND DIE
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Yes, Please.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I really think he is incredibly adorably sexy. I love his smirky mouth & his weird, creepy, intense eyes & his imperfect nose & messed up hair...I could spend many blissful hours kissing him.
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns
Planet Unicorn
Unicorn Planet!!
Heyyyyy!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:42am.
oh thanks DG, I thought I would get yelled at, LOL
♥♥♥♥
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Not by me, but I am also one that uses the word "retarded" with reckless abandon. : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Team KFed on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:39am.
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Um.....it's FICTION? a.k.a., not real life?
wrap your head around that one. OMG. TV and movies aren't real???
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Um. I don't know where you live, but where I'm from, ALL vampires are fictional.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:40am.
Richard Butter is the alias he checks into hotels under.
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Clive Handjob. No, really.
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