Tuesday, May 19th 2009
A Greasy Unicorn Forest Lands In Cannes
Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn't look as dick buttery as usual, but I'm a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald's at the end of the day. That being said, I'd still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
Here's more pictures of the dazzling RPattz in Cannes yesterday along with the poster for that New Moon cacamess.
Poster VIA Coming Soon, Images: Wenn.com
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:33pm.
HAHAHA, hilarious.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I didn't know Robert Pattinson had a retarded fan base "Angelina Jolie style". That's sad.
Anyway, I can't erase that pretty picture where he's sporting a half-pout and a pretty scarf out of my head. Sorry, but he will always be the semi-gay shirtless dude forever.
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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:23pm.
ForRealio:
I fucking heard you the first time! Yeesh!
Methinks she doth protest TOO much!
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...or "HE" doth protest, etc...
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I thought about that...and then I thought: Anyone who's so whiny is a "she" either way;p
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
BE BOLD!He probably says he's sorry after he shoots his wad.
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Aren't all unicornists horny?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm
Dirty talk during sex with RPatty:
Am I going too fast?
Am I doing it too hard?
Does it feel good?
What do you want me to do now?
Can I touch you there?
Am I pleasuring you?
Do you want to be on top, or do you want me to do it?
Do you want to watch a dirty movie while we do it?
Add in a few awkward thrusts and some girly grunts and SCENE.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:23pm.
ForRealio:
I fucking heard you the first time! Yeesh!
Methinks she doth protest TOO much!
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...or "HE" doth protest, etc...
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the end...
Roo- He cries after sex. No doubt in my mind. I'd still hit it till it limps, though.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm
LMFAO! If I may be so bold, he seems like the type that would have bloopers and shenannigan's during sex. He looks incredibly uncoordinated , so he grabs too hard and holds too tight to make up for it.
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BE BOLD!He probably says he's sorry after he shoots his wad.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:27pm.
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LOL! That kind of fuckery could get you mobbed at a mall!
One day, while slaving over a hot bedazzler, I heard a cackle coming from the basement door. Then, a whoosh. Cautiously, I trod up the staircase to see what was going on...surely it couldn't yet be mealtime? No...it was an envelope, shoved under the crack at the bottom of the door by my evil sister. I thought back on time, which was barely even a concept to me by that point. It must have been Christmas. My hands shook as I opened the envelope. It was a disc. A DVD. It was Twilight. It's the only movie I have besides Dreamgirls.
I give it 7 years before his hair looks like this: http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/worst-combover-ever.jp...
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:24pm.
I can't wait for the "Twilight"-ers to start posting how mean we are for hating the movie they oh so love!!!!?!?!?!
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I'm surprised - I dint think this fellow had a "jellus h8ters!!" following.
Submitted by FoRealio on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:21pm.
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I want to fk him, two! Get off him!!
Submitted by FoRealio on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:21pm.
He is fucking gorgeous. But then again, I am probably saying this to a bunch of fat, hideous, self-hating, stay-at-home slob-ass dykes anyways, so I'LL fuck him, and you can just keep on... doing whatever the fuck it is that you miserable ham wallet-eaters do all day.
Class dismissed.
LOL!!
i think he and danrad look related
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
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You seem to miss the point. We're not offering ourselves up for public consumption by starring in films. We're offering our opinions on a gossip blog.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
I can't wait for the "Twilight"-ers to start posting how mean we are for hating the movie they oh so love!!!!?!?!?!
Fuck.
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You get a B- for forgetting that.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
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I look like Jessica Biel, but like only hotter. Thats why im here, because im too beautiful to actually be an actress so i have to do this...
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Gawd. Can you believe her? I posted this on the other thread...remember when Linda Evangelista didn't get out of bed for less than $10k a day? She was off the radar as soon as that hit the stands. She wasn't heard from for about 20 years. Seems people got disgusted and quit calling entirely. Same fate awaits Jessica. What an A$$!
ForRealio:
I fucking heard you the first time! Yeesh!
Methinks she doth protest TOO much!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:16pm.
I have an affinity for British men so that's why I love Rob Pattz and Ed Westwick but I realize a lot of people don't get it. Different strokes (giggle) I guess
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Good taste, my friend!
I concur!!
I like these boys, too..
ps..someone should warn RPatz that Paris Hilton is in Cannes, too..and to stay away!
She has things frolicking in her "forest" hair..but it sure isn't any Unicorns!
He is fucking gorgeous. But then again, I am probably saying this to a bunch of fat, hideous, self-hating, stay-at-home slob-ass dykes anyways, so I'LL fuck him, and you can just keep on... doing whatever the fuck it is that you miserable ham wallet-eaters do all day.
Class dismissed.
He is fucking gorgeous. But then again, I am probably saying this to a bunch of fat, hideous, self-hating, stay-at-home slob-ass dykes anyways, so I'LL fuck him, and you can just keep on... doing whatever the fuck it is that you miserable ham wallet-eaters do all day.
Class dismissed.
He is fucking gorgeous. But then again, I am probably saying this to a bunch of fat, hideous, self-hating, stay-at-home slob-ass dykes anyways, so I'LL fuck him, and you can just keep on... doing whatever the fuck it is that you miserable ham wallet-eaters do all day.
Class dismissed.
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
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LOL. But her face!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
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Because I have a proverbial nut for the guy and a lot of time on my hands.
*shrug*
How else would I know stupid shit like that?
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Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
Excuse our beauty, only faces made of margarine are allowed on Dlisted
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And not the kind made from virgin olive oil.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
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I look like Jessica Biel, but like only hotter. Thats why im here, because im too beautiful to actually be an actress so i have to do this...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
DiamondDawg- No, I didn't get to see them. I wish I did, those are absolutely nuts! Sorry about your kitty =(. Speaking of, my cat's in my face atm
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:-( on the Nazca lines! They're disappearing because of all the looters and the tourist driving their vehicles over them. I've never been there - just heard about it from a professor. He said some of them are hardly discernable anymore. I could go on ad infinitum about that area....
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:10pm.
BarbadoSlim! long time no see!
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Sometimes he looks good and sometimes I don't understand why I am attracted to him. I think in these photos he actually looks decent...
draaacula don't you know that ugly people find less ugly people unattractive, it's just the way it goes. My husband is super hot but I'm "a full-on Monet...It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess."
y tu mama tambien!
I read the first book because someone lent it to me on a vacation. I liked it, but I also realized that it was overdescriptive fluff aimed at teenagers. I knew it wasn't going to win any pulitzers. The movie also sucked, but it's almost good in a not supposed to be funny but it actually is sort of way.
I have an affinity for British men so that's why I love Rob Pattz and Ed Westwick but I realize a lot of people don't get it. Different strokes (giggle) I guess.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:43am.
also/btw - vampires do NOT exist. anything resembling same is just psychotic.
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But I guess back in the day before modern medicine, people used to be buried all the time when they werent really dead! So they would get better from whatever illness they had, scratch their way outta the ground and go see their family, which would freak people out and they would immediately kill them and the explanation for why they were walking around in the first place is the beginning of the whole vampire mythology.....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
Excuse our beauty, only faces made of margarine are allowed on Dlisted
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments,
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Submitted by draaacula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
AT LEST I OWN A FUCKING COMB!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:08pm.
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awesome.
Meh. I can see why people are hot for him, but he does nothing for me personally. If that makes sense.
Also, he is in the closet for sure.
DiamondDawg- No, I didn't get to see them. I wish I did, those are absolutely nuts! Sorry about your kitty =(. Speaking of, my cat's in my face atm
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm
LMFAO! If I may be so bold, he seems like the type that would have bloopers and shenannigan's during sex. He looks incredibly uncoordinated , so he grabs too hard and holds too tight to make up for it.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:08pm.
Yep. And in France, no less, so all the hotel staff was calling him "Monsieur Handjob". At least he has a fucking sense of humor.
And you know this why?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:45am.
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I thought the last sentence of your post was going to say something like "check us out at hwatsingles.com" those damn bots...
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Hahaha!! You are right, it reads that way...I must be picking up on them subliminally or something.
Submitted by JoMama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:54am.
Twilight the movie sucked, but the book was great
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Youve got to be kidding....the book was just as horrible as the movie.....theres no motivation for the whole damn plot behind the book! They fall so deeply and madly in love within 3 days of meeting each other for no damn definable reason....that right there just makes me wanna punch somebody...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I can see why young girls would be into him he's this generation's Luke Perry if he decided to quit showering.
Young girls are either attracted to femboys (i.e., Zach Effron or in my day JTT) because they don't appear to be threatening or they like the "bad boy" the ones that mom's will not approve of this guy cause he looks like he like he's "too cool to shower" but let's face it no one is!
y tu mama tambien!
wow, so many negative comments, I'd like to see what all you butter faces look like.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:00pm.
I seriously love all you D-listed horz, but I DO NOT GET why some of you think this guy is so hot
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For reals. He lost me at "I don't shower very often."
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It's growing. He shaved that hair recently, but it's growing and is almost back to the Twilight times.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm.
Drools on the kitty?! Not even, drools on the sausage is more like it.
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I don't get a ghey vibe from him at all. But I do believe he likes very dirty sex and by dirty I don't mean the good kind. I mean the kind where he hasn't showered in days and the girl has hairy pits.
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BarbadoSlim! long time no see!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:43am.
also/btw - vampires do NOT exist. anything resembling same is just psychotic.
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