Tuesday, May 19th 2009
A Greasy Unicorn Forest Lands In Cannes
Robert Fancy Pattz arrived in Cannes to promote that movie about sparkly vampires with dry genitals who always get the shakes when that Kristen Stewart broad comes around. RPattz doesn't look as dick buttery as usual, but I'm a little concerned about him standing in the sun like that. The unicorns frolicking in his magical forest hair will fry with all that grease! Seriously, his hair kind of looks like the inside of a deep fryer at McDonald's at the end of the day. That being said, I'd still wipe my no-no on his hair and hit that shit!
Here's more pictures of the dazzling RPattz in Cannes yesterday along with the poster for that New Moon cacamess.
Poster VIA Coming Soon, Images: Wenn.com
gay or straight, what a hot piece. I wish he'd give up the dirty pubes look though and take a comb through that mess.
I must be blind...He doesnt look greasy at all to me, he just looks yummy... He looks like he used too much hair product & didnt shave, big deal. It doesnt mean he hasnt bathed... He does look a little stoned & I bet it makes him a tad bit paranoid which could be why he touches his hair so much...touching his hair so much also probably gives it that greasy look you all speak of...
I dont get gay from him at all, I just get British...I know a few guys who are definitely not gay who have more graceful, delicate ways about the way they move their hands & the way they sit & what not.
i wish he'd stop rubbing his hands through his hair!
Love.Him.Swoon!
I'd def rock the craddle
Ps: there's no way he can be a bad lay: he is a Taurus: they never dissapoint
this guy is so ordinary maybe thats he's appeal
Re Sheeps' comment:
Maybe he's just British?
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Submitted by Mick on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 5:29pm.
The dude is a girl. Check out his hands in those pic - gay, gay, gay!
Maybe he's just British?
help me out here...i just don't see the hot...must be hiding under the grease and those two eyebrows that really want to be one giant unibrow...
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The dude is a girl. Check out his hands in those pic - gay, gay, gay! And I'm not just talking about the way he holds them (like Mister Marcel, your high-school Drama Teacher). Just check out his fingers, too - my gaydar started screaming bloody murder as soon as I saw them.
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
There's tousled and then there's douchled.
Ugh, I can't believe people find this smelly bastard attractive.
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He's sooo HOT! I agree w/ all of you who say he is hot, even if he looks a little greasy in some pics, ha ha. He's 11 years younger then me but I would still date him. (if only it were possible ha ha)
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:34pm
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He always looks stoned.
Are you kidding me, Rob is all kinds of hot. And if his hair needs washing, then I would just throw both of us in a shower and rub him so clean he won't need a shower for a week.
He looks VERY insecure.
Stop touching your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd get on that.
Urgh! He's so fucking ugly and that pout thing he does is really vomit inducing.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
I'd love to ask anyone who'd actually banged him if it lasted more than 3 strokes, he looks like he's plagued by premature ejaculation issues.
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So true. PLAGUED. I don't know why my mind thinks this way.
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well, then, you PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!
AND YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THIS
FUTON UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT !!!!!
end of problem.
Aawww, so many people making fun of him! I still think he is totally & completely hot, maybe I am insane, I dont know...I am not a tween or a Twilight freakazoid either....I dont think he would be clumsy or insecure during sexy times...In my mind I imagine him being a little awkward, but maybe in a shy way & maybe a tad bit apologetic in a Hugh Grant-ish sort of way, but NOT a totally inexperienced dorkwad. I think he would be probably be pretty quiet too.
He is a lusted after celeb, I am sure he has some experience & moves in the sex department. Arg..I have a sickening crush on him as you can tell.
ubmitted by putas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:48pm.
This bitch.
He looks like his junk smells like a 3 day old bologna sandwich
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that's really funny. so does your avatar !!
(worse, even)
You guys are so funny. I can totally imagine this guy being a loser in bed.
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Is this real life?
The least photogenic people are often
the most beautiful in real life.
He's not male model gorgeous;
he has a boy next door, sweet quality,
add to that looong legs, 23 y/o,
and an English accent.. = much hotter
than any underwear model. IMHO anyhow.
Not a raving Twilight fan (refuse to see the movie), but I think he's pretty damn hot. He has nice bone structure in his face.
I can get why folks like him, but to me he looks stinky and a little cross-eyed.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 1:02pm.
I may think he is the hotness, but I am not a Rob loonie. Or a unicornloonie..whatever you are calling them.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:54pm.
That's okay, I have no doubt I'll get over it! He won't be fumbling in my fantasies..haha ;)
Plus you guys are cracking me up which is always welcome.
I may think he is the hotness, but I am not a Rob loonie. Or a unicornloonie..whatever you are calling them.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
'Cause you know he'd be making worse than John Mayer "O" face before you even got his jeans undone? And it would already be sticky?
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:48pm
haha, sorry to plague your fantasies with ejaculation issues and uncomfortable fumbling. Suga tends to bring out the "don't go there" side of me. tee-hee.
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"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
@MissJaneTexas and Momus
MJT - Welcome to the partay!
Momus - me, too!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:33pm.
I'm old enough to be his mommy and I'm skeeving out here!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:39pm.
Momus, yeah they are all horny but they have no balls. BWAH!
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Makes it easier to frolic in the forest ... not consequences for unicornettes.
BTW: I need an open post so that I can whinge about something.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:45pm.
I'd love to ask anyone who'd actually banged him if it lasted more than 3 strokes, he looks like he's plagued by premature ejaculation issues.
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So true. PLAGUED. I don't know why my mind thinks this way.
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"Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake." Freebird 5/18/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
I'd let him hit it over and over and over again. But it's not like I have a lot of dudes to choose from, living in the basement and all.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm
Dirty talk during sex with RPatty:
Am I going too fast?
Am I doing it too hard?
Does it feel good?
What do you want me to do now?
Can I touch you there?
Am I pleasuring you?
Do you want to be on top, or do you want me to do it?
Do you want to watch a dirty movie while we do it?
Add in a few awkward thrusts and some girly grunts and SCENE.
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You forgot the ultimate Loser's Question: Was it good for you? Second only to: Did you come?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! If you have to ask, numbnuts........
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OMG! Y'all are KILLING me! BWAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:43pm.
Even I am laughing hysterically at this conversation. hahaha. unfortunately, it's probably all true. I guess that's why it's a good thing I'll never know.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
This bitch.
He looks like his junk smells like a 3 day old bologna sandwich.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm
Dirty talk during sex with RPatty:
Am I going too fast?
Am I doing it too hard?
Does it feel good?
What do you want me to do now?
Can I touch you there?
Am I pleasuring you?
Do you want to be on top, or do you want me to do it?
Do you want to watch a dirty movie while we do it?
Add in a few awkward thrusts and some girly grunts and SCENE.
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You forgot the ultimate Loser's Question: Was it good for you? Second only to: Did you come?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! If you have to ask, numbnuts........
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*dies from laughter*
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I'd love to ask anyone who'd actually banged him if it lasted more than 3 strokes, he looks like he's plagued by premature ejaculation issues.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:16pm.
I have an affinity for British men so that's why I love Rob Pattz and Ed Westwick but I realize a lot of people don't get it. Different strokes (giggle) I guess
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That guy who is back stage during all those britians got talent clips with susan boyle is ugly as fuck, but theres something about him and his Britishness thats really hot!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I don't get the appeal. Then again, I'm not a tween girl nor a twink-loving gay boy.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
@ Suga
"You forgot the ultimate Loser's Question: Was it good for you? Second only to: Did you come?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! If you have to ask, numbnuts........"
OMFG, YES! That's it!
I'm in fucking tears. TEARS, I say. Just picturing this guy bumbling and stumbling to O time is killing me. Bless you, oh funny ho.
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That's about the time you say, "Can you get off me now? I just remembered I have to scrape my dog's teefs."
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
@ Suga
"You forgot the ultimate Loser's Question: Was it good for you? Second only to: Did you come?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! If you have to ask, numbnuts........"
OMFG, YES! That's it!
I'm in fucking tears. TEARS, I say. Just picturing this guy bumbling and stumbling to O time is killing me. Bless you, oh funny ho.
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"Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake." Freebird 5/18/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:17pm.
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Gawd. Can you believe her? I posted this on the other thread...remember when Linda Evangelista didn't get out of bed for less than $10k a day? She was off the radar as soon as that hit the stands. She wasn't heard from for about 20 years. Seems people got disgusted and quit calling entirely. Same fate awaits Jessica. What an A$$!
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She better try and marry the gravy train named Justin Timberlake shes on right now, because if she breaks up with him, the only place well ever see her again is on VH1 in 10 years on a show called "where are they now"!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Yummy, I would let him rub his grease all over me. Love some Robby!!!!
Momus, yeah they are all horny but they have no balls. BWAH!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:37pm
The more, the merrier, bub. :-)
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"Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake." Freebird 5/18/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm
Sorry to butt in, just wanted to second your notion he's a bumbler and apologizer in bed.
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More the merrier! Have at it!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm
Dirty talk during sex with RPatty:
Am I going too fast?
Am I doing it too hard?
Does it feel good?
What do you want me to do now?
Can I touch you there?
Am I pleasuring you?
Do you want to be on top, or do you want me to do it?
Do you want to watch a dirty movie while we do it?
Add in a few awkward thrusts and some girly grunts and SCENE.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You forgot the ultimate Loser's Question: Was it good for you? Second only to: Did you come?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! If you have to ask, numbnuts........
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 12:07pm
Sorry to butt in, just wanted to second your notion he's a bumbler and apologizer in bed.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK