Shock! Disbelief!
Sienna Miller has finally released Balthazar Getty's peen from her Jaws of Death vagina and has moved on to new wang. AND this dick doesn't have a wedding ring attached to it!!!! I know, how is that possible really? I didn't think Sienna's vagina allowed entrance unless there was a ring on it.
The Mirror is saying that someone finally turned the hose on Sienna and Balthazar, because they are no longer bumping it. Sienna felt that there was just too much baggage there and she needed to move on. Translation: The big whore woke up, smelled the same stale jizz and realized it was time for some fresh dick.
Hoooooray! I was thisclose to writing that mega slut off, because no self-respecting tramp nibbles on the same peen for that long. Bitch's vagina was probably starting to get the zzzzzs during fucky times with Balthazar. Well, homewhore has a new piece.
Sources say the new piece is Josh Hartnett. Remember when Josh's tummy got the owies, because he had some bad water or bad coke or something? Well, Sienna Miller was right by his side "nursing" him to health. Sienna is like the Florence Nightingale of whores! A source said, “Josh and Sienna have a unique bond. They understand each other and I wouldn’t be surprised if a relationship blossomed.”
Relationship blossomed? The only thing that's going to blossom is tiny red warts on his peen. But by the time he notices his new friends, the biggest skankwhore the world has ever seen will be on to the next dick! YAY! Sienna the great big whore is back! Hide your husbands in the basement! It's fun times again!
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Someone needs to let girl know that the sally hansen cream hair bleach isn't foolin a damn soul. She always looks so fuzzy.
Her and Angelina need to form a little club of married man eating whores. One dark, one light. One american, one english. Not a stitch of sanity between them. Just a whole lot of indiscriminate diseased snatch.
No, no, no. She cannot be humping on my bab-eh Josh! NO WAY! I will kick her ass! I love him! I should be the one nursing him back to health!
If he doesn't already have warts on his peen. Harnett is just as skeevy as Miller. Yuck.
She pulled this same stunt last year. She declared that she was single and put out reports that she was dating JH, and then two weeks later appeared out and about celebrating Thanksgiving with the still very married man. She is dragging JH name through the mud, implying that he is cheating on his girlfriend or has left his girlfriend for her.
SM didn't dump BG, she is just trying to save face because the married man has been on his "I love my family" tour and doing everything in his power to distance himself from her. If she was tired of his "baggade", she wouldn't have kept popping up in LA/at LAX everytime BG was spotted with his wife and kids.
Don't be fooled, SM isn't going to ever let go of BG. That's why she made a special effort to say that they were still friends and still talk. She is using JH as a cover and plans on continuing her affair under the pretense that she and BG are "just friends".
In that pic she looks like Kelly Ripa's older and uglier sister.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
YO MAN! Perez Hilton is totally ripping off your blog and your jokes, and even your nicknames for people. Its really starting to piss me off, he wishes he was as funny as you. You need to whoop that bitchy queen's ass! PLEASE! Sorry, its just the similarities of this post and Perez's post of the same story are ridiculous.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:30am.
She was with Chris... Josh was with Scarjo.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
So if they have a daughter, will they name her Suki?
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
She has sun damage.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:04am.
I wonder what would happen if Sienna didn't have peen all the time? Would her chocha collapse, create a black hole, and suck all of us in?
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All of the above. And the black hole would be rocking that same blowjob shade of lipstick.
...but I'm looking forward to this prematurely oldifying hoor's next peen conquest. LOLZ times ahead ^_^
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 11:20am.
Sweet Mexi-Stache dude!
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That's his method acting shining through. He's still trying to convince us it was bad water instead of bad coke that sent him to the hospital.
"Bad water"? HA! Crabbed-up bad pussay!
Sweet Mexi-Stache dude!
He's just punishing himself for that 30 Days of Night abomination.
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
Josh and Sienna? No wonder he was hospitalized last month.
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
I do not care for that dirty piece of man.
Can't belive he's getting some.
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Is this real life?
I'm so torn...
part of me says she'd probably be lazy in bed
and then the other part says she'd probably give you a mind-bending BJ...so who knows..
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:55am.
"Sluttienna's Venus Flytrap Ladybusiness"
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I almost choked on my Gatoraide reading that!
Her vadge began to twitch
His snake began to shake
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:38am.
I kind of, shamefully, agree.
On another note, the name 'Balthazar' sounds like some evil Disney villain, does it not?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Funny how her dumping him coincided with his getting written off his show. Pay cheque no longer big enough?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:45am.
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Oh, you know..."a little song, a little dance, a little selzer down your pants."
A great line, because life is like that. (-:
Aww, sadness. He's way too good looking for her skank ass.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:43am.
Team Josh "I'm Fucking A Whore" Hartnett is Suri's Daddy"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE that!! I've just always thought Suri looks more like Chris. I'm good. How YOU doin'?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:37am.
God, she is SUCH a fucking whore! I hope that bitch dies alone. Karma.
Team Chris Klein is Suri's Daddy!
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Drama! Hi, girl! I can't believe we actually disagree on something...we ALWAYS agree.
Team Josh "I'm Fucking A Whore" Hartnett is Suri's Daddy"
shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:38am
I saw that last night. Tater Hooker!
On T: Basil Rathbone or whatever the fuck his name is is turning in his grave over this mess of a movie.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Kind of off topic, I saw Balthazar yesterday on medium, (together with potato head willis) and I understand this whore, that man is SEXY, I don't agree, but I understand.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
God, she is SUCH a fucking whore! I hope that bitch dies alone. Karma.
Team Chris Klein is Suri's Daddy!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:33am.
Thanks for the info. No Words, I missed the whole Katie/Josh dating thing.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 9:30am.
Why does everyone say he is Suri's dad? I tought her real dad was Chris Klein.
When did Katie and Josh date, fuck or whatever?
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Josh was after Chris Klein, but before Tommy Girl. Katie and Josh dated for a month or two. I think that's why Katie signed Suri over to Tom so quickly. She wasn't in any sort of committed relationship with Josh.
I thought that was Sharon Stone.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Why does everyone say he is Suri's dad? I tought her real dad was Chris Klein.
When did Katie and Josh date, fuck or whatever?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Who is Josh Hartnett and why is he famous?
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
I am hot for Suri's daddy...I wish Skankienna Miller hadn't gotten her hooks into him.
Well, I'd still do him.
Any skanks who want to fuck with a married man are going to have to deal with a crazy, vengeful, hates-your-fucking-guts wife. His ex is I'm sure doing a happy dance now that the cum dumpster has moved on to her next victim. Hopeully she won't be as pathetic as to take his cheating loser ass back.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
My MIL wears that shade of lipstick. I have no idea where one would even purchase that color, but apparently it exists. She is the most chic and stylish older woman I know, but damn if she doesn't wear the ugliest lipstick possible. It's like her signature or something.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 8:37am.
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That was fucking gorgeous.
I applaud your wit and writing skills!
Oh, this won't last long. Sluttienna's Venus Flytrap Ladybusiness will devour Josh whole. He'll be in the emergency room again 'ere long.
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Hope SieYAWNnna was worth wrecking your marriage over, Ballzy Getty.
Can she even act? I mean, why is this used-up condom even famous outside of being a homewrecker?
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Oh, Sienna! So many peens, so little time!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sienna is like a rotted, jaundiced skin tag right in the middle of your face. She is blight, a pustule, an abscess on the asshole of humanity. If shit, vomit, and decades-old crusty jizz were used to build a statue, it would look like Sienna Miller and smell like her dank, subterranean vag. She is a disgusting, embarassing disgrace to humans everywhere. Rip off her head and parade it on a pike round the Town Square!!! Rip her apart and throw her to the wolves. She is a goddamn piece of fucking shit, and I, for one, will simply not take it anymore.
Why do people think she is sooo hot?
Can someone hear explain that shit to me? She looks ordinary, not even as good as some hos in a trailer park.
Bitch please. Everyone understands: "Wanna fuck?"
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i think her face needs a wax
I wonder what would happen if Sienna didn't have peen all the time? Would her chocha collapse, create a black hole, and suck all of us in?