Monday, May 18th 2009

Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips

Lisa Rinna says she has never talked about why her lips look like a dog's caca-filled anal glands that's about to pop. On Today with Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning, Lisa said that after watching Barbara Hershey in Beaches 23 years ago, she was inspired to get fake titty jelly injected into her lip. And the rest is roid history....

Lisa said, "This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. I was gullible enough to go and do it."

Once the silicone hardened, Lisa said she got cortisone injections. Lisa said she has no regrets, because her lips "made me who I am." That's true. They make her look like the big asshole she is, so that's kind of beautifully poignant.

And you know this ho is sticking a needle filled with veggie oil into her lips on the daily. I'm waiting for the day they finally combust and her mouth will look like an open-faced Philly cheesesteak. And not the delicious-looking kind either.

VIA People

Posted by: Michael K


ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I can appreciate she's not trying to act like it's all natural. But she's still a dumbfuck for doing it in the first place.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Chickens but maybe.. cat butt definitely

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valorious's picture

As my departed mother used to say: "That looks like kissing a chicken's ass." She was from the South...

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

paulapoo's picture

Nothing good can come from watching Beaches.

SpiceDong's picture

She should put Preparation H to that shit.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Ms. Rinna says that as if she is proud of the fact that her lips look like two frantic vag folds!!!

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I was hoping this would come up today.. what the hell was NBC thinking putting her on the Today show. Then again she fits right in with Kathie Lee's crazy ass.

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