Monday, May 18th 2009

Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips

Lisa Rinna says she has never talked about why her lips look like a dog's caca-filled anal glands that's about to pop. On Today with Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning, Lisa said that after watching Barbara Hershey in Beaches 23 years ago, she was inspired to get fake titty jelly injected into her lip. And the rest is roid history....

Lisa said, "This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. I was gullible enough to go and do it."

Once the silicone hardened, Lisa said she got cortisone injections. Lisa said she has no regrets, because her lips "made me who I am." That's true. They make her look like the big asshole she is, so that's kind of beautifully poignant.

And you know this ho is sticking a needle filled with veggie oil into her lips on the daily. I'm waiting for the day they finally combust and her mouth will look like an open-faced Philly cheesesteak. And not the delicious-looking kind either.

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Submitted by toxicumbrella on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:37pm.
Is there something wrong with me for thinking she's cute? She has great eyes, nice cheekbones, even her big lips are cool, she has the fake-plastic thing going on but she's not that bad.

And what is she? an actress? a presenter? some sort of singer? one of the hos from Baywatch??? I keep reading her name everywhere but I don't really know what the f***ck is that she does.
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Nope. I think she's purty. I'll concede she went overboard with the lips but her face shape and structure can handle it. Bitch looked amazing in Playboy too (jelly h8n) You wanna see some fucked up looking fake ass lips google Vince Neil's wife. Trannylicious...That skank's jacked up mannish Pammy wannabe face couldn't handle those fug ass inflamed asshole lips....
Nope, I don't hate Lisa Rinna or her lips, but bitch is a blast to make fun of, so that's what I'm a'gonna do cuz that's what I come here for....

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Mother Superior, you still out there?
what is a semi-drunk unemployed ho s'possed to do in the early evening hours? Await your blessed advice! : )

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toxicumbrella on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:37pm.

Is there something wrong with me for thinking she's cute? She has great eyes, nice cheekbones, even her big lips are cool, she has the fake-plastic thing going on but she's not that bad.

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^ Her husband seems to like her, I guess. So you're not alone.

As far as her *snort* career... I would venture over to imdb.com. I'd do it for you, but I'm sort of working on a research paper right nowz.

Bimini's picture

I'm so used to seeing lips like that now a days that she seems perfectly normal...in a monkey butt face kind of way.

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:30pm.

Harry was super fine in his day... and seems to be taking the natural order of aging quite well. Much more attractive than fucking up your face with bad plastic!

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Oy! It's not right that this woman is banging Perseus from Clash of the Titans.

Is there something wrong with me for thinking she's cute? She has great eyes, nice cheekbones, even her big lips are cool, she has the fake-plastic thing going on but she's not that bad.

And what is she? an actress? a presenter? some sort of singer? one of the hos from Baywatch??? I keep reading her name everywhere but I don't really know what the f***ck is that she does.

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The Real Mimi's picture

I remember when people would ask her if she had anything done, and she replied that she never EVER had plastic surgery, that those were her lips. Now she's changing her story!

B-J-B-J-B's picture

Her lips are as tight as a dog's ass

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:10pm.

She was so much more attractive...Why? Is Hollywood that much of a mindfuck?

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

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Harry was super fine in his day... and seems to be taking the natural order of aging quite well. Much more attractive than fucking up your face with bad plastic!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:10pm.
why do perfectly beautiful, or I should say, NATURALLY beautiful women do this to themselves?? she WAS very pretty.... see for yourself. now? disgusting!

damn, she doesn't even look like the same person...just why?? And her lips did not make her who she is..that ho knows good and well her fine ass husband Harry Hamlin (who was even finer back in the day..LA Law anyone?) made her who she is...her fugly lips were a bonus.

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Talula's picture

The philly cheese steak visual made me gag.

moomarse's picture

why do perfectly beautiful, or I should say, NATURALLY beautiful women do this to themselves?? she WAS very pretty.... see for yourself. now? disgusting!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/lisa_rinna_real_lips.jpg

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

I think she's leaving something out of her story. I don't remember her lips looking this bad when she was on Days of our Lives

valorious's picture

Something I've also wondered about...what does Harry Hamlin think about when he's kissing her?

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

valorious's picture

I'm just sayin...chicken ass!! Or cat butt to soothe DWM.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

christine the hoff's picture

she was fine before she did this. I don't get whores who look perfectly fine getting shit done.

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Fucka doodle-do.

Mmmmmm, cheesesteak. On Amoroso bread, with grilled onions and peppers. *going to my happy tummy place*

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Compared to Michael K's blown out asshole Lisa Rinna's lips look subtle.

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by valorious on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:24pm.

well Barbara's 'augmentation' looks incredibly natural compared to Lisa's.
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yeah, barbara's looked virtually life-like compared to Lisa. LR just went right over the top and down into the crapper.

in the photo above, she has her lips smushed up so you can't tell how bad they look. during her tv interview, you could really see what looked like a big gummy worm sewn into her upper lip. yuckkkk. haaaha

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:42pm.

I agree. I can't remember the actual year (so long ago!) but when Barbara H did it, it was quite the talk. Way before it was normal for people to change their appearance thru surgery. I still for one don't think it's normal. I'll deal with what I was born with.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

Vermithrax's picture

Good old "mudflaps"!!

tojo's picture

I think her lips look better here than they usually do...they usually remind me of a hot dog that's been microwaved too long...
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Submitted by valorious on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:24pm.

well Barbara's 'augmentation' looks incredibly natural compared to Lisa's.

and to think I started her out as an agent in san fran in the 80s
she was such a wholesome fresh faced girl next door then....
got her an early bon jovi rock video and some other gigs
..(but I'd still take her to the pork store given have a chance..
snausages ;p )

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

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She looks plain scary in photos, but watching her speak through those atrocities is beyond disturbing.

"MADE ME WHO I AM"...WHO THE FUCK IS SHE AND WHAT THE FUCK HAS SHE DONE, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS BUBBLED LIP CUNT IS??

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I'm pretty sure Barbara Hershey first had her lips augmented for her role as Mary Magdalene in The Last Temptation of Christ.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:29pm

Yes, gorgeous! I am worried about this little jawline/jowlie thing going on, but I just press on!! No complaints. Well you know the youngs mens today are just dying for the real cougar!

And sister you make me laugh every day. I read the comments but don't always post.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

I think her lips look like shit. I can always tell fake lips. They really do an injustice to a persons face.

Sayonara's picture

Who cares lady?

"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA

TITS's picture

Anyone remember the larry sanders episode when barbara hershey was on? Larry turns to Beverley and asks 'is she with lips or without?'.

snort.

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Submitted by valorious on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:21pm.

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I like the "character" life has left on my face. Of course, I am a gorgeous ho.

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Yes! We all are, but some people just don't have the self confidence or mental state to know that!

Viva my little nose bump!!!! (I'm an ex model, I shouldn't shout so loudly).

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TITS's picture

Oh man this is a 'adblock image' day here on the dl!

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Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:17pm.
I mean, look at that woman who wanted to look like Barbie...
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Are you referring to Pamela Anderson?

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Heheheeee...her and her:

http://f9.img.v4.skyrock.net/f92/celebritybeauty/pics/1344075058_small.j...

She has a boyfriend who looks like Ken (in his mind).

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Hysteria's picture

Ahahaaaa!

"They make her look like the big asshole she is."

omg this is hilarious! i remember "beetches" the movie with barbara hersey. yes, she did get her lips done. and she looked like a fool too, haaha

edit: BH did have her lips done right before beaches. it wasn't has dramatic as Roid Lips though

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:11pm.
that made no sense!Barbara Hershey doesn't even have full lips.this dumb cunt.

Well, I'm showing my age, but Barbara H did have the first lip augmentation I remember. It was quite the controversy way back then. They went back to their natural shape after a time.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:11pm.
that made no sense!Barbara Hershey doesn't even have full lips.this dumb cunt.
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Yeah, I'm not seeing it. Better has bigger lips & boobs. Naturally.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:17pm.

Oh, sistah I have thought this for years! People who go under the knife to make themselves different I think have a problem. I'm getting a little up there in years and my face has definitely changed from my youth. But I like it. I like the "character" life has left on my face. Of course, I am a gorgeous ho.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:17pm.
I mean, look at that woman who wanted to look like Barbie...
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Are you referring to Pamela Anderson?

freebird's picture

Those lips have made her into the living caricature that she is. Proud times.

PrettyPoison's picture

LOL! I almost died reading MK's shit, and then you peepz finished my laughing ass off. Fuck, I am going to have a heart attack reading this site.

" I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?"

Mother Superior's picture

I'm no psychologist, but I always thought of people who want to look like someone else and go under the knife for that, as mentally instable somehow.
I mean, look at that woman who wanted to look like Barbie or the dudes who got cut down because they wanted to look like Jacko.

Lisa should have seen a shrink and not a plastic surgeon in the first place.
She was so pretty back then and would have looked amazing without all this crap in her face...

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Sluttsville's picture

Why didn't she just lie & say her lips were disfigured from a freak car accident, that way she would have received a little sympathy. You don't admit to paying for that kind of fugery.

letinstar's picture

lisa's lips always me want to dry heave...
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xerquina's picture

that made no sense!Barbara Hershey doesn't even have full lips.this dumb cunt.

Mother Superior's picture

Silicone in the upper lip? Rather silicon boob implants! Pam's spares, if I'm not wrong.....

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Basement Baby's picture

Shockingly, that's a really flattering picture of her lips. That's the best I've seen them look! I mean, it doesn't look like there's alien babies trying to pop out of it.

Stan Hooper's picture

Oh God, I saw her this morning and she was painful to watch. Those lips have taken over her face and she looks like an old haggered Bratz doll. I had to flip the channel cause I was sick with a cold and I didn't need to put my eyes through so much pain.

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Expecting my third in October.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:01pm.
Chickens but maybe.. cat butt definitely

That works! At least no butt raisins.

Potato vodka! I thought only Polacks like me knew about that.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK