Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips
Lisa Rinna says she has never talked about why her lips look like a dog's caca-filled anal glands that's about to pop. On Today with Kathie Lee and Hoda this morning, Lisa said that after watching Barbara Hershey in Beaches 23 years ago, she was inspired to get fake titty jelly injected into her lip. And the rest is roid history....
Lisa said, "This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. I was gullible enough to go and do it."
Once the silicone hardened, Lisa said she got cortisone injections. Lisa said she has no regrets, because her lips "made me who I am." That's true. They make her look like the big asshole she is, so that's kind of beautifully poignant.
And you know this ho is sticking a needle filled with veggie oil into her lips on the daily. I'm waiting for the day they finally combust and her mouth will look like an open-faced Philly cheesesteak. And not the delicious-looking kind either.
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her lips look like a sloppy anus about to burst with feces. can't wait to see her in 10 years, 20 years, 30 years. fucking clown!
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When Kathie Lee kept going on about Kris Jenner having the fashion sense and she always calls Kris bla bla. Did you see Lisa flip the subject so fast that you could have fried an egg on those bitter lips?
I think she actually looks great in that photo...Here her lips dont looks any worse than Angelina's & people seem to fall over themselves with delight at the sight of her mouth.
Her mouth looks exactly like a blown out anus...ugh.
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Okay, say something nice. Her eyes are a pretty colour.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:23pm.
And her excuse for doing Playboy while not grooming down South is...???
Huh? She was groomed. I mean, she actually does have pubies, yes, but they were short and neat. She had kind of a mohawk rather than a landing strip. Or is it just not acceptable for women to have nether locks at all anymore?
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It's funny that she was inspired by Barbara Hershey in "Beaches"- when that shit movie was on HBO years ago, I remember getting chased out the room by my mother and sister because everytime Barbara Hershey would appear onscreen, I couldn't help saying "GODDAMN, what happened to her lips, she looks like a clown!"
I liked her as "Billy" on Days but after that she got really annoying and full of herself.
i'll tell you why she has big lips,
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she is whore.Did you see her hot pics? I did. It's on 'rich cupids.com'.
I detest this bitch. They had a show on E! that I think only aired this one episode about personal assistants and Lisa Rinna's assistant was having her bridal shower (which she invited Lisa to but of course she didn't go)..and Lisa kept calling her NON-STOP during her shower for bullshit that she "needed".
Self absorbed piece of shit.
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So, where's the Lisa Rinna tiger???? Huh? Oh, and while you're at it, where's the Pammy tiger? The Vince Neil's wife tiger (we HAVE to bring her back to DListed!!!) Oh, and where's the Jocelyn Wildenstein tiger (MK need to be ontopadat! HWAT!!!)
My self esteem depends on it all!!!
(SockMonkey needs it too....teehee...teehee)
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the monkey has been consuming all our resources.
sorry pussy - your hemorrhoided asslips are on the back burner now.
Here *toss* play with this catnip filled sock.
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Ok, you whores...It's the time you dread every single night...I must leave you skanks, but the thought of you makes EVERY one of my no-no's swell up like Lisa Rinna's lips...And I want swollen no-no's to be the last thing you think of before you go nite-nite....
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Her lips are very flabby looking and shapeless. I think most augmented lips lack the definition that naturally full ones have. Having said that, I find Rinna's blobby lips gross but infinitely more attractive than thin ones. Rinna's lips do look hemorrhoidal but thin lips look like an asshole, too. A very small, tight asshole.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:04pm.
Fuck the lashes, I want her abs, her boobies, her body!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FAKE! GIMME!!!!
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So, where's the Lisa Rinna tiger???? Huh? Oh, and while you're at it, where's the Pammy tiger? The Vince Neil's wife tiger (we HAVE to bring her back to DListed!!!) Oh, and where's the Jocelyn Wildenstein tiger (MK need to be ontopadat! HWAT!!!)
My self esteem depends on it all!!!
(SockMonkey needs it too....teehee...teehee)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I do believe her when she says she only did the top lip because the bottom one looks natural. Actually the lips aren't the thing about her that bugs me, it's her goddamn hair! She's had that same crappy-ass soccer mom style forever.
this shit ain't nothin'!
Im more interested in the conversation she had about knives and guns and killing her kids, she's blagging about that everywhere these days...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:41pm.
This woman irritates the living fuck out of me. I can't put my finger on why. I probably just can't stand looking at her lips.
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i know. for me she has a mouth like a cats asshole. Same attitude as well.
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Ok, I take umbrage a'dat...First of all, MY asshole does not look like THAT! *turning tiger head towards tiger asshole to make sure*...Yeah, no...
And second of all, WHO HAVE ATTITUDE??? AW, NAW, BITCH, I DON'T HAVE NO KITTEH ATTITUDE!!! *givin' mean kitty eyes atcha*....AW, FUCK YOU, HO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:41pm.
This woman irritates the living fuck out of me. I can't put my finger on why. I probably just can't stand looking at her lips.
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i know. for me she has a mouth like a cats asshole. Same attitude as well.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:04pm.
Fuck the lashes, I want her abs, her boobies, her body!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FAKE! GIMME!!!!
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Aren't you EVER satisfied? After all the hard work from my2cents, sandbitch and me?
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Oh! her lips looks so sexy!
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It's too bad, she has a lovely face.
"That's true. They make her look like the big asshole she is, so that's kind of beautifully poignant."
*sigh* It really is!
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:41pm.
This woman irritates the living fuck out of me. I can't put my finger on why. I probably just can't stand looking at her lips.
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i know. for me she has a mouth like a cats asshole. Same attitude as well.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
What a load of lip caca. My memory of her on Days of Our Lives is vague but not THAT vague. But NOW we're supposed to believe her, after years of whining that they're natural.
I prescribe lipsuction.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
I think she has beautiful eyes. I'd kill for those lashes.
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Anyone can have those lashes with a good mascara, some Ardel fakes and a good adhesive Roo. They are not real.
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Fuck the lashes, I want her abs, her boobies, her body!!! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FAKE! GIMME!!!! The lashes I can afford...Her body, NO CAN DO...but if I could I would...just not so much the lips...Yeah, not those....They too much...I kinda like 'em on her but they need to be less puffy, but I couldn't pull them teefs curtains off!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sadly, this is old news. She actually revealed this same fact when she called into the Howard Stern show a few weeks ago (4/21/09).
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
I think she has beautiful eyes. I'd kill for those lashes.
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Anyone can have those lashes with a good mascara, some Ardel fakes and a good adhesive Roo. They are not real.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
This woman irritates the living fuck out of me. I can't put my finger on why. I probably just can't stand looking at her lips.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
I think she has beautiful eyes. I'd kill for those lashes.
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Suga, you can hit up your local Walgreen to purchase those lashes.no need to murder anyone.
Oh, MK - you slay me!
The first time I saw Lisa Rinna was a Lifetime movie on a wife whose husband was addicted to porn. I remember thinking, "I'd be addicted to porn too if my wife looked like a duck!"
I think she has beautiful eyes. I'd kill for those lashes.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:15pm.
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IM STARTING TO WARM UP TO THIS BITCH BECAUSE OF HER BRUTAL HONESTY. SHES GOT SIDESHOW LIPS AND KNOWS IT AND OWNS UP TO IT AND FUCKING PLAYS IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH. OTHER THAN THE ASSHOLE LIPS SHE IS A GORGEOUS WOMAN. IF I WERE A FUCKING CHICK I COULD ONLY HOPE TO HAVE THAT FUCKING FACE AND BODY AT 40 SOMETHING WHATEVER. PEOPLE ONLINE ARE SO FUCKING NAIVE. "OH SHE LOOKS SO OLD". "OH SHE HASNT AGED WELL". WELL SWEET TARTS ONCE YOU HIT YOUR LATE 20'S IT WILL START TO SHOW AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET INTO YOUR 30'S AND 40'S
You are so right I think Charles, maybe luckycharms. Whoever said that is right!
Reminds me of the old prank call. You call someone named Lipschitz and say "If you're Lipschitz, my ass talks!"
AH HA HA HA HA!
"they made me who I am." Gee, who knew being the punching bag of the internet was an accomplishment.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:23pm.
And her excuse for doing Playboy while not grooming down South is...???
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The northern lips block the view of them southern lips...You know, it's like Dolly Parton not bein' able to see her feets...You lucky Lisa trimmed her toe fuzz, so stop complainin'...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
You wanna see some fucked up looking fake ass lips google Vince Neil's wife.
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yeesh!
why hasn't MK featured this mess before?
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Apparently he did!
He posted:
Who the hell did Vince Neil marry and where did he find her? She looks like a tranny burn-victim. LOVE HER.
-MK!!!!
MK just needs to bring back da love...We know it's there MK...Bring it back!
Lola...L-O-L-A, Lola...
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CHOLLY!!!! Is it really you???? CHOLLY!!! Look, whores, it's CHOLLY!!!! *curling up at my Cholly's feet purring like a kitten...*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:57pm.
You wanna see some fucked up looking fake ass lips google Vince Neil's wife.
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yeesh!
why hasn't MK featured this mess before?
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
And her excuse for doing Playboy while not grooming down South is...???
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Cholly! where have ya been?
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IM STARTING TO WARM UP TO THIS BITCH BECAUSE OF HER BRUTAL HONESTY. SHES GOT SIDESHOW LIPS AND KNOWS IT AND OWNS UP TO IT AND FUCKING PLAYS IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH. OTHER THAN THE ASSHOLE LIPS SHE IS A GORGEOUS WOMAN. IF I WERE A FUCKING CHICK I COULD ONLY HOPE TO HAVE THAT FUCKING FACE AND BODY AT 40 SOMETHING WHATEVER. PEOPLE ONLINE ARE SO FUCKING NAIVE. "OH SHE LOOKS SO OLD". "OH SHE HASNT AGED WELL". WELL SWEET TARTS ONCE YOU HIT YOUR LATE 20'S IT WILL START TO SHOW AND ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET INTO YOUR 30'S AND 40'S
Here's the thing.....in Person, Lissa is really Hot. The Body, the face......only in picture that her lips are magnified, in person, you really can't notice it because she's soo much more. in print she's just THAT LIPS!
Maybe she's just an assface?
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I think someone has already mentioned it but her lips look a hot-dog overheated in the microwave.NAST!