Monday, May 18th 2009
Elegantly Demure......
It's okay if you suddenly have the urge to make love to bowl of egg drop soup. Don't fight it, go with it!
International supermodel and Cannes' sweetheart, Phoebe Price, made mortals collapse when she hit the red carpet with her chicken dumpling peeping out. Seriously, every bitch on the carpet hiked up their dresses and took the bus home! They knew they could never make loins burst the way Chicken Cutlets can. A bird even accidentally crashed into her head, because it was so transfixed with her graceful glamour. It's game over when the freckled goddess arrives. Admit it, you are totally busting Cream O' Chicken soup over this.
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She is such a demure thing and a natural beauty. I can understand why she is an international supermodel gracing the covers of Vogue and Elle.
Did any of you read the GoFugYourself breakdown of Phoebe's Cannes outfits? I believe the way they described this dress was "coughing up ruffles." They didn't even touch the side-boob issue...
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Omg, i love those people behind her in that first one. They're like..."who the fuck??"
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Her side boob looks pretty much okay to me...its that dangerous super freckly arm I am worried about.
Cutlets better get her pose on. An even more worthless twat is also there - Paris Hilton.
PP will be doing nudity in movies very soon. Why not? She's basically nude at Cannes. She is starving for attention yet cannot do anything well.
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A couple of days ago I saw her profile with nice pics on 'richcupids.com'。 but,what's wrong with her arm now?
....uhhhh....hurting...my...eyes.....
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Her boobs are like pancakes...LOL.
Is that a bit of ginge bush five-o-clock shadow I see coming through her glamorous dress in the full-frontal pic?
How does she get to go to Cannes? She's not in movies (oh except that 'cameo' in Get Smart.
Can anyone go to these things and get on the red carpet? I don't get it!
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I special ordered the dead bird but that's one of those gifts you buy for others then keep for yourself.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:15pm.
Ok, when will whores realize that in order to do the side boob thang (if you must) your boobs must look good????
I mean, if Phoebe pulled that shit in some Retirement Home, I'd see the HWATNESS...I really would, I'd even raise her my pepaw's Geritol and vodka mixer (I mix that shit for him when he's gettin' on my last nerve...he gets valium and scotch mixer at nighttimes, cuz I lurves him...just not when he's awake...), but Phoebes, babe....Know your market...'kay sweets???? *kissy face*
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I don't even think that a nearly dead old fucker would get hard for that, Tigey.
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Great then, Frito, just ruin my Pepaw's Retirement Home Birfday surprise...We couldn't afford Pamela Anderson...(didn't have the coke connection)...Sheesh...*orderin' online Viagra to spike Pepaw's Ambien/Vodka gingerale/lime sherbet/fruit juice punch*...What? it's delicious....
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Don't worry, Tigey, the Cornchip has yo' back! So here's what you do, you get three or maybe five blowup dolls, their funbags only sag if they runnin' out of air and you can do like a little blow up doll puppet show with strings and shit, and in his drugged up state, your gramps will think that you took his old ass to a strip club when you really just pushed his wheel chair five feet from where it started out. Birfday saved!
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Pepaw Birfday saved...The chair I'm sitting on not so much...Nearly pissed my pants, you funny ho! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *squirt*...What? just a lil' tiger piss....What? You'll get used to the smell...
Cornchipanita, you and me need to open up an 'old folks home travelin' strip club'.....Yessirre...
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Dudes, Phoebe's not 29....this is what people in their late 30s early 40s claim to be...LIES! Her saggy boobs are a dead giveaway!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:35pm.
Her boobs look a little saggy for 29.
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That's because bitch has turned 29 at least 15 times.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:15pm.
Ok, when will whores realize that in order to do the side boob thang (if you must) your boobs must look good????
I mean, if Phoebe pulled that shit in some Retirement Home, I'd see the HWATNESS...I really would, I'd even raise her my pepaw's Geritol and vodka mixer (I mix that shit for him when he's gettin' on my last nerve...he gets valium and scotch mixer at nighttimes, cuz I lurves him...just not when he's awake...), but Phoebes, babe....Know your market...'kay sweets???? *kissy face*
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I don't even think that a nearly dead old fucker would get hard for that, Tigey.
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Great then, Frito, just ruin my Pepaw's Retirement Home Birfday surprise...We couldn't afford Pamela Anderson...(didn't have the coke connection)...Sheesh...*orderin' online Viagra to spike Pepaw's Ambien/Vodka gingerale/lime sherbet/fruit juice punch*...What? it's delicious....
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Don't worry, Tigey, the Cornchip has yo' back! So here's what you do, you get three or maybe five blowup dolls, their funbags only sag if they runnin' out of air and you can do like a little blow up doll puppet show with strings and shit, and in his drugged up state, your gramps will think that you took his old ass to a strip club when you really just pushed his wheel chair five feet from where it started out. Birfday saved!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Her boobs look a little saggy for 29.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:15pm.
Ok, when will whores realize that in order to do the side boob thang (if you must) your boobs must look good????
I mean, if Phoebe pulled that shit in some Retirement Home, I'd see the HWATNESS...I really would, I'd even raise her my pepaw's Geritol and vodka mixer (I mix that shit for him when he's gettin' on my last nerve...he gets valium and scotch mixer at nighttimes, cuz I lurves him...just not when he's awake...), but Phoebes, babe....Know your market...'kay sweets???? *kissy face*
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I don't even think that a nearly dead old fucker would get hard for that, Tigey.
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Great then, Frito, just ruin my Pepaw's Retirement Home Birfday surprise...We couldn't afford Pamela Anderson...(didn't have the coke connection)...Sheesh...*orderin' online Viagra to spike Pepaw's Ambien/Vodka gingerale/lime sherbet/fruit juice punch*...What? it's delicious....
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I think her boobies are cute! But yeah, they're not really the kind of boobies you put on display like that.
(Wow, that's gotta be the NICEST thing I've ever said about this woman.)
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she should have done a strip tease, much more publicity....someday they're gonna take her away hahahahaharharhar :)
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I swear she and Perez need to get together and have famewhore babies. Of course, that may signal the end of the world...
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:19pm.
From the Wikipedia entry on Phoebe Price:
"Price is often featured on the gossip blog Dlisted,[2] and in 2008, she was voted Dlisted's "Hot Slut of the Year" for 2007.[1]"
Now that's what I call a claim to fame.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:15pm.
Ok, when will whores realize that in order to do the side boob thang (if you must) your boobs must look good????
I mean, if Phoebe pulled that shit in some Retirement Home, I'd see the HWATNESS...I really would, I'd even raise her my pepaw's Geritol and vodka mixer (I mix that shit for him when he's gettin' on my last nerve...he gets valium and scotch mixer at nighttimes, cuz I lurves him...just not when he's awake...), but Phoebes, babe....Know your market...'kay sweets???? *kissy face*
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I don't even think that a nearly dead old fucker would get hard for that, Tigey.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Ok, when will whores realize that in order to do the side boob thang (if you must) your boobs must look good????
I mean, if Phoebe pulled that shit in some Retirement Home, I'd see the HWATNESS...I really would, I'd even raise her my pepaw's Geritol and vodka mixer (I mix that shit for him when he's gettin' on my last nerve...he gets valium and scotch mixer at nighttimes, cuz I lurves him...just not when he's awake...), but Phoebes, babe....Know your market...'kay sweets???? *kissy face*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by annenyc on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:41pm.
my question is, where does she get the money to do this stuff?
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selling her inner organs, signing her life to some major lab to do experiments with her lol
Whose suitcase did she hide in to get to the fucking Cannes? Doing one fucking episode of the X-Files back in '93 should not earn your world wide fame.
And I also could have done without that side boob action.
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my question is, where does she get the money to do this stuff?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:13pm.
Hee hee. I noticed in the 1st pic in the row, there's a white haired older lady in the background, and she gaping at PP, like she can't believe what she's seeing!
I wish I knew how to use Photo-shop to blow it up. The look on her face is priceless.
the first pic almost deserves a "caption this" post by mk...
the freckled arms look like hot bacon grease burns
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From the Wikipedia entry on Phoebe Price:
"Price is often featured on the gossip blog Dlisted,[2] and in 2008, she was voted Dlisted's "Hot Slut of the Year" for 2007.[1]"
Now that's what I call a claim to fame.
She needs lithium.
Even Paris Hilton wouldn't just stand there with her tit hanging out while the paps snap away.
And check out that silvery pancake makeup on her mug. Sweet.
Hee hee. I noticed in the 1st pic in the row, there's a white haired older lady in the background, and she gaping at PP, like she can't believe what she's seeing!
I wish I knew how to use Photo-shop to blow it up. The look on her face is priceless.
Phoebe is not blowing the right guys because her "career" hasn't progressed much lately.
I used to think she could never get any uglier.
Looks like I was wrong.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:47pm.
I'm 99% sure Phoebe sold a kidney and a cornea to pay for her trip to Cannes this year...
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i'm absolutely positive she donated her uterus or full cunt to be there...
When grim death finally comes for me, I fully expect it to look like the third thumbnail.
Those freckles are waaaaay unattractive.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:13pm.
Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:06pm.
Wait, are you telling me Phoebe is not really 29??? Wha??? Wha???? I won't believe it *crossing tiger arms across tiger chest*....
You people and your vicious gossip! I'll bet you really believe that Michael Jackson likes to diddle lil' boys...or that OJ killed Nicole...or that Paris Hilton is a skank ass whore...or that Tara Reed is back on the sauce...LIES! ALL LIES!
International supermodel and DListed "hot babe", Phoebe Price is NOT, I repeat, NOT twice Lohan's age....She's eternally
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Oh sweet Tigerlilly. If it was not for your cravings for human flesh I would almost think you were an angel only seeing the Divine goodness in us mortals.
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Oh now, you misunderstand my cravings for human flesh...I only crave human flesh in that lusty sort of "carnage knowledge" kind of way...What? What??? What'd I say????
So...no dinner party at chez Tigre tonight?
:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i love phoebe. i love that she has the balls to be herself, and not some shitty old media creation. and i love her taste in clothes too.
so there.
ps - just saw someone say she has no social skills, thats why she has to let it all hang out. i guess then, nobody in hollywood has any social skills.
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Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:06pm.
Wait, are you telling me Phoebe is not really 29??? Wha??? Wha???? I won't believe it *crossing tiger arms across tiger chest*....
You people and your vicious gossip! I'll bet you really believe that Michael Jackson likes to diddle lil' boys...or that OJ killed Nicole...or that Paris Hilton is a skank ass whore...or that Tara Reed is back on the sauce...LIES! ALL LIES!
International supermodel and DListed "hot babe", Phoebe Price is NOT, I repeat, NOT twice Lohan's age....She's eternally
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Oh sweet Tigerlilly. If it was not for your cravings for human flesh I would almost think you were an angel only seeing the Divine goodness in us mortals.
fuck me dead! those fucking freckly arms!! that being said she has a better face than lohan
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:28pm.
Lady Redbush still seems to still have some funbags left...a little saggy but Lohans boobs are even more saggy and PP's is twice Hohans age.
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Wait, are you telling me Phoebe is not really 29??? Wha??? Wha???? I won't believe it *crossing tiger arms across tiger chest*....
You people and your vicious gossip! I'll bet you really believe that Michael Jackson likes to diddle lil' boys...or that OJ killed Nicole...or that Paris Hilton is a skank ass whore...or that Tara Reed is back on the sauce...LIES! ALL LIES!
International supermodel and DListed "hot babe", Phoebe Price is NOT, I repeat, NOT twice Lohan's age....She's eternally 29...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WTF is she doing? Is she a porn star? Why doesn't she go out and actually do something with her life instead of blinding everyone with her hideousness?
Such a classy woman, really. ** rolls eyes **
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