Hot Slut Of The Week: Masanobu Sato
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Birth Name: Masanobu Sato
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Masanobu is the biggest jerk-off the world has ever seen and he'll take that as a compliment. At this year's Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco, Masanobu beat (punned on purpose) his old record and jacked it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Masanobu owes all his success to the Tenga which is like a rubber pussy egg.
Where is he now? Masanobu says he's going to pass on competing in the world jack-off contest in Copenhagen, because his peen is about to file a restraining order against him. But he hopes that one day he can choke the skin noodle for at least 10 hours. Oh, lord. Put an IV in his dick!
Why is he HS of the Week? Because Masanobu has turned masturbation into a serious business. Masanobu is just another example as to why Japan is like the greatest country EVER!
And (NSFW) click here to see a picture of Masanobu chillin' out with another dude while they both have tennis ball tubes over their wangs.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:59pm.
Thank you thank you thank you for the Long Duck Dong quote. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
If someone made a contest like this with fish and put it online as 'pay per view' he would make a FORTUNE. Come to think of it, maybe we will do just that!
How many times did he shoot? How can you mention this contest and omit that informatia, Miss OP?
ALso, although he is sort of cute, the fact that he is Ornamental makes us fear the presence of tinymeat and thus we have no desire to see more photos.
Hot guy. he has a profile on 'richcupids.com' with many hot photos.I have checked it out.
Yuck..... and yuck on the whole contest thing that they were at.
Just ew.... who cleaned up??
And EW at that photo as well.
Never understood how people could masturbate in front of friends... or anyone for that matter that wasn't a significant other.
That's the last fucking thing I EVER want to see a friend do. Do they stare at eachother and watch eachother cum? o_O
Some of my guy friends in HS told us about one of their friends who would often pull out a sock and jerk one off in front of them.
Barf... so not cute... queezy stomach .... now i have to try to count fluffy white innocent sheep before i go to bed to burn that nasty image from my mind :(
I'd like to see the blisters on his hands from that. Remember that episode of True Blood where Sookie's brother drank that blood and he ended up getting a boner that wouldn't go away and his hands got all fucked up from trying to rub it out?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
If I only knew of a contest like this when I was sixteen...at least I could have put my hobby to good use.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
...I say they should make masturbation an Olympic event...and the thing is ANYBODY could compete...People with roided up forarms and fingers.....the visual is...well you have you own I am sure...I needn't explain further....
ICK YUCK...I can only imagine how nasty that place smelled.
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:37pm.
I am at a loss for words.
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Doncha mean a toss for words? Sorry, I couldn't resist....
So do these wankers have to maintain wood for nearly 10 hours? And if so do they have to be tested for Viagra? What if they gotta pee???? Who checks the jizz cup to disqualify an early wad shooter? So many questions.... Inquiring (and twisted) minds wanna know....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm guessing theres probably not a big market for pre owned Tengas .
MK - you must be feeling really crappy to burden us with all this shit today. Hot Slut indeed! YUCK!!! You have a fever or someptin man...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
I am at a loss for words.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
nearly 10 hours of masturbation...this sounds as heinous as some of those forced orgasm videos i happened upon...no thanks...
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:13pm.
I like orgasms as much as anyone but I couldn't do that for nine hours, man, I just couldn't!
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nor would I want to be with a man who held it in for that long. jesus h!
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:45pm.
I feel this is another Sputnik moment for the U.S. We'll need change, and hope, and imported Tengas, if we ever expect to masturbate like the Japanese.
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LOL!
Um, I am no prude by any means but the act of self pleasuring should only be shared with your significant other or on your own.
Check him for performance enhacers.Viagra?...Cialis?...Caverject?
I wouldn't even want anyone else to touch me for ten hours straight, let alone my damn self!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I don't understand this contest. Even Viagra has the 4-hour erection warning. Did this guy actually keep wood for 10 hours? In the immortal words of Kramer; "it's enough already!"
Treacle Dick.
I feel this is another Sputnik moment for the U.S. We'll need change, and hope, and imported Tengas, if we ever expect to masturbate like the Japanese.
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God Save the Queen
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:10pm.
I'd like to know what kind of lube he uses. Shouldn't he have an advertisement on him somewhere, like on his balls?
Yea like having GoldenPalace.com on his shaft...oh yea he's asian, GP.com on his shaft
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ROFL :D
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Stroking the snake for almost 10 hours.....fine but how many times did he youknowwhat?
Also.....I assume some of the women may have faked the whole thing.
A bit of laying around, rubbing the crotch and thinking of something entirely different is not difficult if that's for money...
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:32pm
Now, DG, you know that someone was trying to jerk it into a cup, missed the target, and that gooey mess splattered against a wall above another contestants head.
Also, where was this held? a fucking rec center?
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:17pm.
ROFLMAO! The Shooting! Oh damn you and YUCK!
A sperm bank should have been collecting deposits there! On 2nd thought, NO! Look at the fools who would have come from that!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Zanna on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:56pm.
I googled it and it made me laugh. Thanks
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:13pm
I know, DG. There's always a ho in the room who doesn't know how to shut up. I can't imagine the sights and sounds in that place. The noises, the shooting, the moaning, the stupid porn they were showing for inspiration for the contestants. My brain is about to explode from the pure grossness of it all.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
I don't want to see this guy jacking off or even touching his tiny peepee anymore.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
Lol Masterbating Gross Man! I hated looking at that picture Saturday, why do I have to see his Turning Japanese face again so soon! UGH!
*Beats head against wall*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:10pm.
I'd like to know what kind of lube he uses. Shouldn't he have an advertisement on him somewhere, like on his balls?
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His shirt is an advertisement. He works for a sex toy company called Tenga. Who else needs to know stuff about this jack-off? Cuz I've obviously got way too much knowledge about him stored in my head.
Uh...ewwwwwwwww.
Don't get the thrill of jacking (jilling) it with dozens of strangers, being watched by dozens of strangers. I thought I was unconventional, but I guess I am not.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:10pm.
I'd like to know what kind of lube he uses. Shouldn't he have an advertisement on him somewhere, like on his balls?
Yea like having GoldenPalace.com on his shaft...oh yea he's asian, GP.com on his shaft
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
I like orgasms as much as anyone but I couldn't do that for nine hours, man, I just couldn't!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:09pm.
Aside from the obvious smells, think of the noises those people were making.
He really did turn Japanese now, didn't he. (Ref. to the 80's Vapors song)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
He is probably the grossest HSOTW ever since I have been around DListed. He best not get HSOTM!
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I wouldn't mind seeing him in a face-off with Susan Boyle. It's going to get hot up in that bitch! I will be hijacking computers to vote.
I'd like to know what kind of lube he uses. Shouldn't he have an advertisement on him somewhere, like on his balls?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:06pm
ITA. It's bad enough Scotland's #1 Male Barbie didn't win, but THIS shit is just gross. I can't understand what is sexually gratifying about masturbating with a bunch of people watching you. UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
his arms are scrawny as hell for working them out that much. You'd think he would have forearms like Popeye.
Here's the hot slut showing technique (sort of safe for work...sort of...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2_op-m4aU
What kinda of practice does it take to be the world jack of champ? they're asian, must be a hell of a pair of tweezers.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
He is probably the grossest HSOTW ever since I have been around DListed. He best not get HSOTM! MK are you trying your hardest to make me sick today?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Poor masturbating Gross Man.
Is there nothing better to do in China that stroke your bone for 10 hours.
He is probably the grossest HSOTW ever since I have been around DListed. He best not get HSOTM! MK are you trying your hardest to make me sick today?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
all of those pictures are hysterical. not a good pose..sorry.
"You're a POKA PLAYA.. WHITE TRASH!"
I don't think I'll be shaking hands with him anytime soon.
If I studied rhetoric in college does that make me a master debater??
I'd be agape watching the women's competition though I'm sure
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