Monday, May 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brenda Dickson
WELL, HELLO! Welcome to this open post. As you can see, the most glamorous hostess on the internet is here for you. Seriously, Brenda Dickson just makes you want to put on a gold lamé gown and go grocery shopping for rutabagas. This is the way we're all supposed to look! From her mauve glam-brows to her Chinese Laundry pumps...this is true sophistication. Do you think Brenda might be related to international supermodel Phoebe Price, because they both could pose the fuck out of a Barbizon fashion show.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
Remember this?
Well hello!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPwgSahmL4
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Jill! That's the one I used to send around to everyone! I know it's lame, but I still find it funny as hell.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
HEY HOTTIES!!!!!!!
Submitted by Nancyboy on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:10pm.
Cuh-CAW!
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ROFLMAO..That is all.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
I musta really gotten into it, I went into labor ten days early. hahahaaa!
there's a proven link between sperm and going into labor, hence the have sex thing.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:04pm.
lISTEN UP YOU hO!
Stockings and Open toe shoes DO NOT go together, I don't care what century you were born.
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Gotta' cut her a lil' slack, Smurfy! Those are support hose. Her left leg looks all puffy like. Granny's smiling through the agony. Just imagine what she looks like when she goes home and pulls off the face-lift tape and strips outa' the steel lined girdle and support hose.
She's still one mean ass bitch..and have passed around her "home tour" on youtube more times than is even funny at this point.
I say, You Go Granny!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Cuh-CAW!
Remember this?
Well hello!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPwgSahmL4
Hoff - playing with my nipples did NOTHING for helping induce labor.
But it DID help with my let down when breastfeeding.
chefcammi ~ I thought about you this weekend, wondering if you had given birth yet. So sorry! Hang in there!!!!
chefcammi - have you ben checked to see if you are dialating at all, if the baby is low?
Could you ask your doctor to strip your membranes?
chefcammi
have sex and play with your nipples that truly does help you go into labor on time. I'm not kidding.
Jill, my mom hooked me on the young and the restless and I turned around and hooked my daughter during summer vacay.
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Fucka doodle-do.
what is it with attention whore red heads??
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
lISTEN UP YOU hO!
Stockings and Open toe shoes DO NOT go together, I don't care what century you were born.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:00pm.
Can you believe I have no desire to?
The baby is measuring GINORMOUS and I just cant get into it.
In 16 days they'll take him, I mean I really have just over 2 weeks- but like I said- I want to go naturally so no surgery.. THAT'S why I'm freaking out
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
M.E.
she had a huge roll (hahaa) on the young and the restless, one of the main characters.
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Fucka doodle-do.
My sister-in-law, who lived with us, got me hooked on the Y&R about 1979-80.
I watched that fucking show until about 2000.
To this day, I prefer this Jill.
My whole family was hooked, even my dear old grandma. One day she called our house all hysterical because Jill was choking Mrs. Chancellor. But it was only a dream sequence.
Mom still watches Y&R.
Love the bright white purse & shoes with a cream-colored ginormous hat. Subtle, but intoxicatingly effective.
Excuse her beauty!
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Who is this bitch?
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:51pm.
no baby. no contractions. no nothing!
38w today with a baby measuring 40w.
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Girrrl. I know that sucks! I'm at 23 weeks and it feels like the kid of doing the macarena in there. Everything hurts. I'm not looking forward to those last few weeks.
Go tell your man to get off his ass and make some magic happen in UterusLand! A little pokie pokie should help speed things up. If not, at least you got yours! :)
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
She used to be Jill Foster on the Y&R back when I was a teenager.
I hope Brenda and her vageen are having a classy, sunshiney day!
Those clip-on earrings are divine.
she had a dream job back in the day, she was jill foster abbott on the young and the restless, which was hot shit at that time, but she fucked it up, I think, arguing with the writers or some nonsense and she got canned.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Where can I get work like this, where I get dressed up, stand around looking ridiculous while getting my picture taken? Do you have to be independently wealthy to do this shit? Do people pay you out of sympathy because you seem so desperate and retarded? Who are these people? This is one of the many problems of the internet. In the past, publications would've never wasted the paper on these do nothings, which means that they would have remained anonymous and strange as nature intended.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
She-beast. She can't possibly think she looks good, or even human.
Wow her skin is flawless..who is she again?
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
Is it wrong for me to love her hair? Well, at least the part of it not hidden by the hat.
Did anyone see the walking venus fly trap known as Lisa Rinna on the Today show this morning?
What was wrong with her? She was all talky talky like when you take ritalin when you aren't supposed to. Do I really care that she had sex workshops? NO
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You say potato, I say vodka!
from the mervyn's clip-on pearl earrings to kohl's sale white bag, she is pure fashion perfection. brenda starr here could teach pammy underyourson a thing or two about how to work a room!
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Man, I had something for open post today and now I have gone and forgotten what it is. Oh well, I am sure it wasn't that interesting anyway!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She is especially scary...I enjoyed her "dramatic" horrendous gold dress. Tre 80s tacky!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
no baby. no contractions. no nothing!
38w today with a baby measuring 40w.
ggrrr...
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Notice the slit.
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Who the fuck?
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