Monday, May 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brenda Dickson
WELL, HELLO! Welcome to this open post. As you can see, the most glamorous hostess on the internet is here for you. Seriously, Brenda Dickson just makes you want to put on a gold lamé gown and go grocery shopping for rutabagas. This is the way we're all supposed to look! From her mauve glam-brows to her Chinese Laundry pumps...this is true sophistication. Do you think Brenda might be related to international supermodel Phoebe Price, because they both could pose the fuck out of a Barbizon fashion show.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:35pm.
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That is just so weird to me that they would legislate that! But then again, our lady regions are the subject of much legislation and campaign platforms. Bleh.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:44pm.
hey!! i just wrote you dm :) glad you are ok!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
paris herpes, I rather be doing what you are doing that dealing with this dead line I have at work.
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:43pm.
yay! and in the mean time.... plenty of other drink- buying mens around too!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:41pm.
Hi! we're doing good! But this is the third damn wildfire in less then 1 year! fricken' Pyros
My, what a glamorous look! Still Brenda, I feel like we could add something to up the "Wow!" factor just a bit. Ostrich feathers, anyone?
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
Sounds like a nice story! Congrats on your non-engagement.
And this guy he's 5 1/2 years older than me. He seems facinated by me and it feels good to just meet someone who thinks you are the most beautiful thing they've seen/sexed up a bit with. He lives 2 hours away and is coming back in 2 weeks (cause he's traveling for business). So we'll see. It's just good to be distracted with someone new who's sweet and cuddles :P
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:32pm.
Boo! Hiii everyone♥
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hi, xxy!
yes, i hope your place dint get burned up!
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Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:35pm.
Thanks! all of your prayers worked. The fire was out of control due to high winds and hot weather.
Thank God for all of the fire fighters that came in from all around California... The kids were out of school for almost a week:< during state testing
Thanks shut the smurf...
I am feeling much much better and the fact that I'm out and about meeting new guys feels awesome. Not that I want a relationship now. But you know what I mean.
All day long I keep sining...All the single ladies all the single ladies (hate the song but since I am single now...)
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Hysteria - I'm going to remember ruinedendings.com. I was going to look it up on-line, but figured I wouldn't find the "ending" anywhere. I don't know why I have never seen that movie before this weekend.
I fucking hate my life right now. Ufff time for cleaning out my closet to the Mars Volta and going to yoga in an hour or so. Blah!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
well, my situation was not the same as yours but- the guy i'm unofficially engaged to was my rebound. :) i continued to think he was just a rebound the first few months and then it just never ended! so just go with it.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
Is it wrong for me to be all excited about the rebound guy? But it will be stupid of me and try to make a relationship happen (which I am not looking forward too) after being single only 1 week after 4 years.
Nah , rebound guys are the bst, because we have been used to the same sex for so long that when something different comes along feels amazing, enjoy!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Paquita- it is only natural to get excited about some new hot ass. Kind of like how the start of relationships are all tingly and butterflies and then you kind of lose that after a while. When you get that again it is kind of a thrill.
Stoney-
By Lord are you meaning Christian because if that's so, I have one strike against me already... I didnt know in time that I had to have a litter.. d'oh! STRIKE TWO!
Oh, and for those suggesting sex.. does that mean with someone? Does solo not count? lol.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:21pm.
Some of you might remember I broke up last week with the bf (a week just today). Well I am over it! I feel bad that I don't care that much now.
Yay paquita!!! you go girl
you are going to have your ups and downs but stay strong
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:27pm.
LOL!! I have one "yes" he died and one "no" he didn't die. Maybe I should just try to catch it on SHO again.
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I was wrong. He dint die! Jody was saved from sluthood. Whoa, i just remembered all the blood in that final shootout. Thanks for jogging my memory banks!
"Taxi Driver ending / spoiler
New York taxi diver Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro) goes nuts and attempts to assasinate Palantine the presidential candidate. He is foiled but gets aways. Next, he decides to save Iris the teenage hooker (Jodie Foster) by murdering her pimp. In a violent gun battle, he is shot several times but manages to kill Sport the pimp (Harvey Keitel) and two other gangsters. He tries to kill himself when the cops arrive but is out of bullets. Travis recovers and Iris is returned to her loving parents in Pittsburgh. Travis is hailed as a hero in the press and returns to driving his cab. The film ends with Betsy (Cybill Shepherd) taking a renewed interest in him."
http://www.ruinedendings.com/film1260ending
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My eyes hurt! Why do I have to sit in front of a computer all freakin' day?
freebird,
I swear I am not telling stories. I was all set to give birth at a hippie birthing center and she came late and I had to transfer to a hospital. They said it is not safe for the baby to stay in you, due to lack of fluids. they said it was a law.
By the way I actually only had sex once the month she was conceived and really did know the day it happend. I am a real dork/sex dumby outside of dlisted.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
damn she only owns red shoes?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
xxyxz - I was thinking of you a few days ago because of the wild fires. You asked for prayer. Everything go okay?
Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
Is it wrong for me to be all excited about the rebound guy?
is cool enjoy it
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Boo! Hiii everyone♥
Is it wrong for me to be all excited about the rebound guy? But it will be stupid of me and try to make a relationship happen (which I am not looking forward too) after being single only 1 week after 4 years.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:27pm.
My kid was 2 1/2 weeks late. And the docs told me that after 2 or 3 weeks it is law that california hospitals induce. Were they fooling me?
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I hope to fuck that is a lie. Due dates can only be an estimation based on general fetus development unless you only had sex once and are certain.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:26pm.
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It ended happier than I thought it would. : ) Okay - cool.
Submitted by Bellaella on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:21pm.
What is it with all these orange/red hair loonies? Carrot top, Phoebe cutlets and now this orange mess - they should just form a union and movie of the Orange Monsters Attack Hollywood
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or the National Clown Union
i think she's copying PP
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Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:21pm.
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:0) It's easy being funny around so much funny!
My kid was 2 1/2 weeks late. And the docs told me that after 2 or 3 weeks it is law that california hospitals induce. Were they fooling me?
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
LOL!! I have one "yes" he died and one "no" he didn't die. Maybe I should just try to catch it on SHO again.
OMG the loud-ass bitch at my office is going off about some customer right over my head and her voice is SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are welcome Reeter....
here it is
A brief (and possibly imagined) epilogue shows Bickle recuperating from the incident. He has received a handwritten letter from Iris's parents who thank him for saving their daughter, and the media (including Senator Palantine) hail him as a hero for saving her as well.[1] Bickle blithely returns to his job, where one night one of his fares happens to be Betsy. She comments about his saving of Iris and Bickle's own media fame, yet Bickle denies being any sort of hero. He drops her off without charging her and continues driving into the night--though not before hearing a small, piercing noise which causes him to stare hesitantly at an unseen object in his taxi's rearview mirror--possibly indicating a relapse of his past violent tendencies seen earlier in the film.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:07pm.
chefcammi
have sex and play with your nipples that truly does help you go into labor on time. I'm not kidding
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Hmmm. Makes sense because breast feeding triggers a hormone response that in turn triggers womb contraction after birth. Tune in Tokyo Chefcammi!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
I love that! I'm a pirate and hugeeeee vajeen are the best parts. My friends and I are always quoting it. Hilarious.
This video was taken down from youtube for a while because Brenda Dickinson sued the lady for copyright infringment. My thought is, this video has given her way more exposure then she would have gotten on her own. And she should be laughing at herself that show was cheesy as shit.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:21pm
I think you should insist that you and the ex-bf keep your distance from each other. Just keep being honest about your intention not to hurt him, but that you and him both need time apart from each other before trying to be friends again. If you can do that.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
♪This bitch played Jill Abbott on "The young and the restless" many years ago. What's with the fucking red hair. She's really a dark haired ho. Hummmmmmmmmmm!!
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:20pm.
without googling, i remember:
Taxi Driver
1 - Did Robert D kill the prez candidate? NO
2 - Did Robert D die? YES
3 - Did Jodie F take the money he left her and leave prostitution? I DONT THINK SO
lots of blood!
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chef, your problem is your uterus is not full enough. One baby? Pfff! That's just not the style now, didn't you get the memo? Anything less than two baby friends at a time is just plain responsible! You must not love the lord enough for him not to give you multiple miracles.
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Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:22pm.
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Hey - 2 out of 3 is great. Thank you.
1 - Did Robert D kill the prez candidate? NO
2 - Did Robert D die?NO
3 - Did Jodie F take the money he left her and leave prostitution? Can't remember....
sorry... go to wiki and read the whole thing I usually do that :)
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What is it with all these orange/red hair loonies? Carrot top, Phoebe cutlets and now this orange mess - they should just form a union and movie of the Orange Monsters Attack Hollywood
Some of you might remember I broke up last week with the bf (a week just today). Well I am over it! I feel bad that I don't care that much now.
But he called me today saying that we need to stop talking, and keep our distance for a month as we first planned...and i'm like...so why are you calling? and when he asked, how are you doing? I was like I'M DOING FINE! Cause I am, specially since I already got my rebound nookie.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:59pm
You have been cracking me the fuck up lately.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
Submitted by Nancyboy on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:10pm.
Cuh-CAW!
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ahahaaaaha! omg
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Hi all! I need help please.
I started watching Taxi Driver (Robert DeNiro/Jodie Foster) late Saturday night on Showtime. I fell asleep right before the end. I don't want to watch it over again to see the last few minutes. Does anyone remember:
1 - Did Robert D kill the prez candidate?
2 - Did Robert D die?
3 - Did Jodie F take the money he left her and leave prostitution?
Thanks!
Me too, NitWitty!
(and B-J, I think her eye was always a bit wonkified)
I saw Lisa Rinna ....but can't remember a thinkg she said...I care that much
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What's with the wonkey eye??? did they use too much botox on one side of her face cause her right eye is looking at something that her left eye aint.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:55pm.
Did anyone see the walking venus fly trap known as Lisa Rinna on the Today show this morning?
What was wrong with her? She was all talky talky like when you take ritalin when you aren't supposed to. Do I really care that she had sex workshops? NO
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i saw that bitch! hahaaa! that was so lame. she was not the most articulate ho in the box. how in the hell did she get a spot on Today?!
her roid lips look even worse in living HD than in photos
who cares about her dumb book?! lol
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