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I CANNOT imagine being in an earthquake! I'd probably crap myself...how in the hell do you guys do it?! I gotta put up w/ tornados,(threats) which is bad enough...

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:20pm.
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BWAHAHAHAH! That does explain the smell!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:18pm.

I would panic too if I was under a fucking overpass. Fuck that. All it takes is one bit of cement to come off that fucker and it's lights out.

I don't know if anybody here as seem the movie the Mothman Prophecies with Richard Gere, but at the end of the movie there was this bridge accident scene which is straight out of my worst nightmare. Falling off anything high and drowning in the water = big time shivers. My husband actually has to drive me around when we go across the san fran bridge cause I get so panicked. I can do fine on solid ground, but put me in a car during an earthquake and it's not good news.

I don't think M.E. and I are that close to each other, or am I mistaken?

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

paris herpes:

I probably should not let on to this little fact, but Berlin is probably one of the cheapest metropoitan cities in the western world.

I am not going to say how much I pay for my studio apartment in the center of town, because then ALL you sluts would move here and I cannot have that!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:22pm.
Slutsville, you live in BH?! How many celebs do you see in a day?
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Nah, I don't live in BH, but I do look in the mirror a few times daily, so it feels like I'm seeing a celeb 2-3 times a day.

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Secoooooooond at the 2009 Masturbation Contest, I would won, but ElB yelling Fiiiiiiiirst 4evah & urinating on the streets in London caused me to jizz my pants prematurely.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:10pm.
freebird - the last couple shakers we've had up here, I've heard before I felt. THAT is the scariest noise.
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Mmmhmm! It sinks in slowly, too. Like what is that - OH SHIT! Run for the oven!

Lavadama, that happens too when it rains. People don't even know how to walk, not to metion drive. It's just water
Absolufuckingtely!!! I choose not to drive anymore unles is absolutely necesary, My father was paralized from a car accident, I have never been confident behind the wheel, but I have never got a ticket or got into and accident. Morons should not be allow to drive!, seriously.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Keep it together paris herp. Maybe you can offer your services to arrange and organize people's closet. I know I would pay at least 25 for somone to spend an hour there.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:17pm.

lucky you!! sounds awesome.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Slutsville, you live in BH?! How many celebs do you see in a day?

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

@ TheBreakdown Welcome back, glad you enjoyed the trip.

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Secoooooooond at the 2009 Masturbation Contest, I would won, but ElB yelling Fiiiiiiiirst 4evah & urinating on the streets in London caused me to jizz my pants prematurely.

WHAT?>!@#!@#$ Billy Zane? Hot damn. I would not have guessed that in a trillion years. Hotness. Must've been before he started going bald. Wasn't he shirtless and hot in that old-ass movie with Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill where they're being stalked on a boat or whatever? Mmmmm. Billy Zane. He always had a unique sexy confidence to him.

I never realized until now, I own too many pairs of sneakers.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:09pm.
I'm in Beverly Hills. The epicenter was in Hawthorne and that's only about 15/20 miles away. I'm in a building that's on rollers. The only thing is that there is construction going on nearby, so I may well just be freaking out because of yesterday's quake. It sucked! I heard it before I even felt it. Yikes!
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Are you sure it's not just effects from the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon?

Lindsay Lohan, Phoebe Price, and Brenda Dickson-three redheads and all batshit crazy!

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Breakdown, sounds awesome! My friend wants to move to Berlin in two years. She told me it was cheap over there, is that true?

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

M.E. & Lava - y'all must be close to each other up in NO CA. I've never been in one as big as yesterday in the car, but I used to panic when I would get stuck in traffic under an overpass. I can imagine people freak out in cars. It's one of the few things that really makes me lose it. I crouched by my gas oven last night. Afterwards I was thinking that wasn't a brilliant move. I moved out here the year after the '94 earthquake, so I've never been in one like that. Don't wanna!

@ Ricki

It's Billy Zane.

@ M.E.

I know they do, but I work by myself and where I sit is far away from other people, so if something were to happen here, the only obstacle to getting out of the building is me.

@ Paquita

Oh, I know! Rain driving is horrible around here, especially those assholes in BMW's who like to zip in and out of traffic. I always seem to run into those types.

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

M.E., I heard there was an earthquake the other day. Didn't even feel it, was a 4.7 apparently.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Paquita, credit card companies are tryin to drain and RUIN me. I barely work part time wtf....it puts me in an horrendous mood. My closet looks so neat and tidy though. I put all my shoes on my shoe rack nearly, well the ones I'm gonna wear for the summer and then the boots in the back. And I don't enjoy cleaning up either cause my allergies are starting up thanks to the dust I kicked up in there.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Hello, sluts!

I am back from Milan, and I must say that the people are great, the weather was as gorgeous as the people, and the green sugar and aperitivos with liquor flowed ever so nicely.

And now I have a serious tan!

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Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:57pm

People go from smart to moron in a matter of seconds.
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Lavadama, that happens too when it rains. People don't even know how to walk, not to metion drive. It's just water!! But an earthquake is more understandable

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Lavadama - people turn into morons inside buildings during earthquakes as well.

Lavadama who is that in your avatar? The closest I can make out is Patrick Swayze lol, but I don't think that's him. Thanks!

freebird - the last couple shakers we've had up here, I've heard before I felt. THAT is the scariest noise.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:57pm

The worst earthquake experience for me was when I was driving. I totally panicked when the traffic lights started swinging back and forth. Then the person next to me swerved into my lane and almost hit me. I'd rather be in a building during an earthquake. People go from smart to moron in a matter of seconds.

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

raspberry herb tea is supposed to help induce labor. at least that's what it says in the baby books that scream "DO NOT DRINK HERB TEA!!!!"

for the record, i'm a little annoyed that nobody told me all the secret rules about being knocked up -- no not tubs, cold cuts, all that shit. pisses me off! oh, and this whole business about being able to feel your stomach and ligaments stretching. there's another one nobody clued me in on.

i just figured 1. you get knocked up and announce to everyone via people magazine. 2. you wear maxi dresses and stand on every possible red carpet you can find from fresno to irvine, 3. you drink starbucks as much as possible, 4. you pose with the kid in whatever magazine pays the most, 5. you slap on red lipstick and go clubbing a week after the kid is born.

i demand a do-over.

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Earthquakes ACK! Those rumblies in LA are putting pressure on the fault up here! We are SOOOOO due its not even funny.

Thanks Lavadama, and yes he does look like the dark night.... :)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:04pm.
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I'm in Beverly Hills. The epicenter was in Hawthorne and that's only about 15/20 miles away. I'm in a building that's on rollers. The only thing is that there is construction going on nearby, so I may well just be freaking out because of yesterday's quake. It sucked! I heard it before I even felt it. Yikes!

Bellaella on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:50pm.

Congratulations on your baby girl! Glad she's healthy and well!

Don't know about law but I know from all my millions of friends who have given birth the last 20 years, that they will induce/cesarean etc if it's more then two weeks over as it's dangerous for both baby and mother. Many reasons but I think one is also because the baby will get too big. Thus dangerous for mom and baby

Can't believe you had sex that one time and got knock up!

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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.

Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:57pm.
I keep feeling earthquakes today in LA.

If you're in the South Bay, it's possible. There have been about 9 recent aftershocks, the biggest one 2.5 (which is barely perceptible).

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:50pm.

Congratulations on your baby girl! Glad she's healthy and well!

Don't know about law but I know from all my millions of friends who have given birth the last 20 years, that they will induce/cesarean etc if it's more then two weeks over as it's dangerous for both baby and mother. Many reasons but I think one is also because the baby will get too big. Thus dangerous for mom and baby

Can't believe you had sex that one time and got knock up!

My sis had her tonsils removed when she ws 6 or 7 . She got to eat lots of ice cream from what I remember.

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I totally agree Lava. On the upside I can cancel my premium channels now. I was only keeping them for The Tudors.

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Chefcammi,

Thanks! I found this gem too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FL1XxosGI0

M.E. I had mine out at four years old. My son just had his removed :( He was in some pain, Not too bad though. He didn't like the fact that it was during spring break though :p

she's so style! and fashion! and look!

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:54pm.

I've never seen an episode of the tudors, but WTF is up with only 8 episodes?

What REALLY pisses me off is when tv show dvd's are sold in two parts. Like season 1, episodes 1-5. Then 6-10 have another set. The greed is fucking maddening.

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.

Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.

I keep feeling earthquakes today in LA. We had a quick but fucking scary one last night so I'm going to be jumpy for awhile.

I had an ex that had tonsil stones. NASTY!!!

I had my tonsils removed at 14 yrs old. Soooo, no stones for me.

xxyxz... my son may have to have his tonsils and adnoids removed and the DR said that it's VERY VERY PAINFUL for an adult to get theirs removed... as in, I dont know if the drs would do it unless there was some life threatening situation involved.. but that was just the impression he gave me... not too bad for kids but awful for adults.

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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:50pm.
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Yeah, there's definitely a time & place for it, especially if they could tell you were low on fluids, so I'm glad you listened to them. And that the hippies pointed you in the right direction! I was just so surprised there's an actual law. I understand examining the cases one by one, because some people may require inducing before their due date even. I swear I learn something every time I dlist!

Um, is anyone else mad that The Tudors season three only has eight episodes and now we have to wait another year to find out exactly how skanky Katherine Howard is? Fuck!

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xxyxz.. mmmmmm... http://www.tonsilstones.com/

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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d

Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:45pm

Since you said that he looks like Christian Bale, I'd say go for him. Rebound or not, something good might come out of it. You don't necessarily need to worry about jumping into something, but keep the dialouge open and honest and you shouldn't run into any problems.

And most importantly, enjoy yourself.

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

Does anyone know anything about tonsil stones?
Mr. XX has an appointment today at 2:00.
I bet he'll have to get them removed :s I don't want him here for a whole week lol

Always posing for cameras Here comes another one of God's gorgious creatures turned into a two faced Hollywood Dragon Lady. Observe all the Plastic surgery and those sharp teeth. OK children don't step too close she might pull the Larana Bobbit number on you. These wild animals are nice to look at but please children don't step too close you might get eaten alive. Read the sign children don't feed the animals.

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You Bastards!!!! They killed Kenny!

well if I go to 40 weeks he'll be the size of a 42 weeker!

ACK!

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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!

4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d

I think that doctors will only let you go 2-3 weeks past your due date due to high infant mortality rates in mothers who gave birth past 42 weeks.