Monday, May 18th 2009
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M.E. - The '89 quake was out of this fucking world! And I was miles and miles away from the epicenter and it was terrifying. I couldn't imagine being so close to the center of it all. Such destruction though with the Nimitz collapsing and all that.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:03pm.
Well, I'm in Ohio and our weather gets horrifying on the regular.
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Who cares about the weather, PRIORITIES CTH, get those mannequins clothed.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:03pm.
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I was born in Ohio and left just before a huge snow storm. I do remember looking out our back door and seeing three funnel clouds. Yikes!
Aenima - Tool.
My favorite fucking song EVAH!
Paris herpes - are you talking about the earthquake in LA this morning?
No. I'm too far north.
But I was here in '89 and let me tell you. Being less than a mile from the epicenter for that, HOLY SHIT BALLS!
I've never seen cars jumping back and forth in a parking lot, or the street rolling along in waves. Telephone poles were swaying from one side of the ground to the next.
It was some fucked up shit.
Well, I'm in Ohio and our weather gets horrifying on the regular.
we've seen three feet of snow fall in a matter of hours, bad, violent thunderstorms with winds that take down huge trees, the tornados, heat waves of day after day of ninety with real high humidity.
and over night lows of minus seventeen.
we're one of only three places in the world that get lake effect snow too.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Reeter, the funny thing is there's this Tool song that hopes that one day that will happen to LA. No offense to those who live there, but so do I in a way!!! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
JillyPoo...do you have a basement?
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:51pm.
Reeter,
I've lived in norcal for 8 years and I've hardly felt the earthquakes around here. Maybe twice. I wasn't here in '89 for the mega one so go figure. I doubt the earthquakes push anyone over the mental edge unless you frequently get ones over 7 or whatever. California gets multiple earthquakes every day that are perhaps 4-5 or less. Depends how close you live to the fault line. You just get used to them, I suppose...
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I'm paranoid and watch way too many SciFi movies. My luck, I would move there and the big mama of earthquakes hits. You know, the one that opens up and swallows entire cities? LOL! I'll stick to the south and the heat.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:32pm.
Earthquakes are not funny.
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They are if you pretend the Earth ate at Taco Bell and has really bad gas
ha ha ha ..well, if you put it that way.
Thank you Paquita xoxoxo
Actually I've lived in areas where hurricanes would pass over quite frequently. I'm used to natural disasters, LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by putas on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:39pm.
My vacation will be a waterpark circle jerk over the MEmorial Day weekend. Try not to get all jelly, y'all.
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At least you know everyone's hands will be clean and clean up is a snap! After waiting in line for half an hour.
Reeter,
I've lived in norcal for 8 years and I've hardly felt the earthquakes around here. Maybe twice. I wasn't here in '89 for the mega one so go figure. I doubt the earthquakes push anyone over the mental edge unless you frequently get ones over 7 or whatever. California gets multiple earthquakes every day that are perhaps 4-5 or less. Depends how close you live to the fault line. You just get used to them, I suppose...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:46pm.
jillypoo- hurricanes and tornadoes happen a lot more than big EQs. The midwest has tons of shit weather!
Very true - I could definitely go without another tornado. I get so damn scared every time we have tornado warnings, even though we have them 2309829034 each spring/summer. They rarely touch down in my area, but they still scare the shit out of me!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
As a California native who is now in the Midwest- I'll take the VERY seldom earthquake over tornado season.
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M.E., did you feel the earthquake?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Carrottop, feel better, there is always someone who's more f-ed up than you are.
It could be worse! whatever it is you are going through.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:41pm.
HUUUUUUUG! ♥ I think they ARE like kidney stones in yer throat :S It's a combo of rotten food and mucos that you cough up! YUM! sometimes it gets hard ..... See you hors tomorrow
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OHHHHHHHHHHHMAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO DO THROW UP TIMES IN MY OWN SOCKS!
Wow, that's gross.
Have a wonderful night!
jillypoo- hurricanes and tornadoes happen a lot more than big EQs. The midwest has tons of shit weather!
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:42pm.
Well everyone, reading all of your earthquake stories has officially deterred me from ever wanting to live in CA.
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I'm with you. I drove from San Diego to Rosarita a few years ago. The drive was so beautiful (expcept the Mexico part), and I wished at the time I could live there, but I'm sure the earthquakes would send me over the mental edge.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:35pm.
♥♥♥ LOVE CARROTTOP Hey baby, howya doin'?
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I missed you my dear :) How are you?
Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:32pm.
Earthquakes are not funny.
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They are if you pretend the Earth ate at Taco Bell and has really bad gas.
@the breakdown-
What are the cities outside of Berlin like? Is all of Germany like super crazy nightlife of is it just Berlin?
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Well everyone, reading all of your earthquake stories has officially deterred me from ever wanting to live in CA. We had an earthquake here in IL a year ago, and even though it wasn't huge and lasted less than 30 seconds, it scared the shit out of me!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
OK who got to attend the Masturbate-athon and thought they could pull one over on us?
Pun intended.
I spent the weekend at camp, listening to the storms blowing through the trees and the rain on the roof.
It was actually quite lovely.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:29pm.
I can haz hug?
HUUUUUUUG! ♥ I think they ARE like kidney stones in yer throat :S It's a combo of rotten food and mucos that you cough up! YUM! sometimes it gets hard ..... See you hors tomorrow
I am in Century City.......so I am sure I felt what you did freebird.
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
GASP?! 350Euro for a studio. How much is that in dollars?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
@ TBD- DAMN! I envy your life. I have a peanut so cannot up and move the family (we both have to have secured a job, etc since we have a little guy) but I heard Berlin is fun. What field of work are you in? Are you from the states originally? so many questions!
And glad you had fun. My vacation will be a waterpark circle jerk over the MEmorial Day weekend. Try not to get all jelly, y'all.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:36pm.
there was quite a jolt here in L.A. last night! It seemed to last a long time too.....
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That's what we were talking about. I'm in Beverly Hills - are you closer to Hawthorne? That one sucked last night. And the big slam aftershock.
there was quite a jolt here in L.A. last night! It seemed to last a long time too.....
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"
♥♥♥ LOVE CARROTTOP Hey baby, howya doin'?
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Secoooooooond at the 2009 Masturbation Contest, I would won, but ElB yelling Fiiiiiiiirst 4evah & urinating on the streets in London caused me to jizz my pants prematurely.
Paquita, that sounds like a GREAT idea, LOL. I vacuumed and organized the closet in like 25 minutes.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:21pm
I know! It doesn't even look like him, but he's not bald in this particular photo. God, I need to find a better one of him.
Anyway, I thought he was ridiculously hot in zoolander. His voice is THE hottest i've heard in a celebrity. He's on a short list of celebs that I like. And quite frankly, I think he looks better bald. But he did look good in Titanic!
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
Breakdown, that's VERY interesting...because I only half believed her that Berlin was cheap. I'm gonna take a peak on Craigslist for evidence though. I've been to Berlin before too...I really liked the nightlife and the apartments were really cool looking and spacious.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:32pm.
I'm sorry joe, can you please type your question in Braille, I have gone blind.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done.
Earthquakes are not funny.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
Slutty!! Am I reading this correctly? You attended the Masturbate-a-thon? *confused
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I'm sorry joe, can you please type your question in Braille, I have gone blind.
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Secoooooooond at the 2009 Masturbation Contest, I would won, but ElB yelling Fiiiiiiiirst 4evah & urinating on the streets in London caused me to jizz my pants prematurely.
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:31pm.
Carrot Top, I send a hug your way! What's wrong?
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Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
Just having sadness life times, need big ol' smelly hugs.
xxyxz - tonsil stones? Are those like kidney stones only IN your tonsils? I didn't even know those happened!
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
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Yes, I prefer a little warning with my natural disasters. Not a fun surprise.
Carrot Top, I send a hug your way! What's wrong?
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Is this real life?
Fanks freebird :) That was a gooder.
my man's birthday is coming up and we and some friends are supposed to be going out to dinner tomorrow nite. 2 (of the 6) people were his best friend and best friends gf, who i am also good friends with. well she tells me today that they just broke up, but are still amicable and will be going to dinner with us. i am a little leery about this. seems like it might be weird. we were also going to go to her house after dinner for cake and drinks. don't know about that now either.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Poor Mr. XX, hopefully he can get good drugs after the surgery if he gets it.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:29pm.
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*HUG*
I can haz hug?
Submitted by Paquita on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:01pm.
My sis had her tonsils removed when she ws 6 or 7 . She got to eat lots of ice cream from what I remember.
:) my son got to do the same thing. I'm glad that he got them taken out..He can sleep and breathe better now. I just wonder what they are going to tell Mr. XX He snores loud and with the tonsil stones... I think he may need them removed
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:22pm.
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Slutty!! Am I reading this correctly? You attended the Masturbate-a-thon? *confused*
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger