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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:26pm.

Event Horizon:

There is NOWHERE else in Germany that I want to live. The rest of Germany I find stale and lacking. The only reason I live in Berlin is because for an artist it is a great city. It is like New York used to be before it got too commercial.

But on the flip side of that, Berlin is also poor (make that cheap in attitude), the mentality of the (east) Germans here is in general lazy as few work, and they have no motivation to do so, as living on welfare here (as many do) can afford them still a very nice existence. Also, east Berliners tend to be very uneducated, unexposed to the world, etc. Most of my friends are foreigners, and we all have several jobs that we juggle, which is usual.

In terms of multiculturalism, Germany is far and away one of the worst places to live if you are not white. I am regularly called the N-word, but then again I always keep in mind that they don't even know how offensive that is the majority of the time. I have a very thick skin so I can handle it, but when my friends of color come here, they are shocked. If/when I have children, I will definitely not raise them here.

But at the end of the day, I love Berlin. There is no city like it, for better or worse. But it is the foreigners here that make it special, and how Germans in the city react to us.

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Have you been to Stuttgart Germany or there inabouts? How is that city? I think I might be going to Germany fairly soon, is it easy for an American to get a job out there? Is it easy to meet people out there, are they sexually liberal?

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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:57pm.

LCT - there are two zombie quizes, that I've seen. One to see if you could survive and the other is to see what kind of bad ass you'd be fighting zombies. LOL

It's called the Ultimate Zombie Survival Test
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Sweet thanks! I found it. Off to take the quiz. I'll report back. Then we'll get our zombie killing on.

If you feel the urge to connect with an infant/toddler/child there are so many positive ways to do so, without fucking having a kid at sixty six.
my parents use to go to an orphanage and cuddle and hold the babies.

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Fucka doodle-do.

LCT - there are two zombie quizes, that I've seen. One to see if you could survive and the other is to see what kind of bad ass you'd be fighting zombies. LOL

It's called the Ultimate Zombie Survival Test

Also, I got a load of that Aleta St. James psycho on some morning show today. She's the one who had twins at age 56. Her daughter had gone to sit on the sofa next to her, but not touching, and the nutjob pulled her kid by the arm until she was on her lap. I guess to demonstrate what a loving mother she is. Smother much?

I saw her in this documentary and she is completely neurotic. Not to mention all the plastic surgery she's had. She's a walking bouquet of disorders. She never says anything negative about being an older mother. Everything is sunshine and rainbows. She set off all kinds of alarms in my head.

Cuckoo!

There was a woman here who did that. I think she's 66 too or 67. Anyway, she went to fucking India, had the procedure done, came back here and now, since it's Canada, we get to pay for all of her fucking medical care and the medical care of her twins, who will probably be born prematurely.

Stupid selfish inconsiderate bitch.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:48pm.

LCT - I took that quiz on FaceBook and it said I'd def. take down the zombies and kick ass.
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There's a FB quiz on this??? Where is that shit? I just took the 'Which BADASS thing are you?'
Such a kick ass quiz.

imagine the poor kid's first day at kindergarten.
jeez, my son's in school with kids who's mom's are in their late twenties. maybe she can tell them if polident is better than brushing, who has the best senior citizens discounts, help them prepare.

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Fucka doodle-do.

mitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:49pm.

Yeah,she can do what she wants, but it seems totally selfish and unecessary.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

What is up bitches? I am so bored. And sleepy. I needs entertainment and there is not a single safe place to rest my eyes on the main page.

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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!

Submitted by devilgirl: "I find it disgusting that a 66 year old woman went to the Ukraine and got IVF, and is getting ready next month to pop out crotch fruit!"

There is a REASON Mother Nature closes the baby factory at a certain age. Hello!

The women I know who are that age are supremely relieved to be finished with child-rearing or have made peace with their decision not to.

Yes, I support her decision to do what she wants with her uterus, but I don't agree with it AT ALL.

LCT - I took that quiz on FaceBook and it said I'd def. take down the zombies and kick ass.

Topalina
if I were only gay, I swear I'd be so much happier, but alas, it has to have a cock...
I saw that sixty six year old woman having a kid... jesus christ I was thirty six when I had my son and believe me you, a lot of soul searching went into that choice..

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:41pm

Sounds to me like the homegirl is suffering from "BECAUSE I WANT ONE" syndrom made famous by Jenna Jameson.

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At least Jameson is decades younger AND has a husband/trick/fiance/boyfriend to help if she kicks off. What's this poor woman's kid gonna do when mom strokes out at 70?

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

We're talking about the WEATHER?

Okay. It was chilly here in NYC.

I'm going to try to make Moroccan beef stew for dinner tonight. http://www.recipezaar.com/Moroccan-Beef-Stew-With-Orange-and-Lemon-17142...

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:41pm

Sounds to me like homegirl is suffering from "BECAUSE I WANT ONE" syndrom. Jenna Jameson has it too.

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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09

"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:39pm.
DG - I saw that and it pissed me right the fuck off.

There should be international laws on that shit. 66 years old and going to have a baby??? She will not be around to fucking RAISE IT!

---------No doubt! I think she is single too, which means no family from a father's side to help in the event of her death! I find it selfish to make a child bear that kind of humiliation.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:23pm.

ANGER TIMES FOR THE BOOT MOVES MAKING WITCH EYES AND TENNIS CANS AT KFED'S BALL SNIFF.
did that help?
why angry?
I didn't get my advance on the article I wrote yet, but it's coming from Oregon, soo....
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ANGER TIMES IN SOCK SLOT MEANS BREAD OVEN MAKE YEAST OK WOW!
Just stupid fucking boys. God I hate them. Why couldn't I have been born a lesbian?

FUCKING TOILET BAT ASSHOLE GREEN BEAN MOTHERFUCKER!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:39pm.

Mercifully just one. What is wrong with women that age? I am decades younger and I am too old and tired to pop out one!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:21pm.

THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
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If there's an apocalypse, we'd seriously kick zombie fucking ASS.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:32pm.
Thanks freebird.
yeah, it will come tomorrow. then party at the hoffs!
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Here's to you looking like your avie in 3...2...

DG - I saw that and it pissed me right the fuck off.

There should be international laws on that shit. 66 years old and going to have a baby??? She will not be around to fucking RAISE IT!

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
I find it disgusting that a 66 year old woman went to the Ukraine and got IVF, and is getting ready next month to pop out crotch fruit! A mother and a grandmother all rolled into one nut job woman!
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What the what? I missed that. How many children's lives will she be fucking up?

Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:28pm.
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That is a yikes!

I find it disgusting that a 66 year old woman went to the Ukraine and got IVF, and is getting ready next month to pop out crotch fruit! A mother and a grandmother all rolled into one nut job woman!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Thanks freebird.
yeah, it will come tomorrow. then party at the hoffs!

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Fucka doodle-do.

I live in Iowa, in a trailer,*insert trash jokes here!*, so no basement. The closest place to go is my FIL's, & tryin' to load 2 kids, 6 cats, 2 LARGE dogs & a bunneh into the car is kinda traumatic! I drop the kids off 1st, come back for some critters, then more critters... the FIL lives only 1/4 mile from us, so ...YIKES!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:23pm.
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You are so cute when you're angry! I hope the check arrives soon!

Event Horizon:

There is NOWHERE else in Germany that I want to live. The rest of Germany I find stale and lacking. The only reason I live in Berlin is because for an artist it is a great city. It is like New York used to be before it got too commercial.

But on the flip side of that, Berlin is also poor (make that cheap in attitude), the mentality of the (east) Germans here is in general lazy as few work, and they have no motivation to do so, as living on welfare here (as many do) can afford them still a very nice existence. Also, east Berliners tend to be very uneducated, unexposed to the world, etc. Most of my friends are foreigners, and we all have several jobs that we juggle, which is usual.

In terms of multiculturalism, Germany is far and away one of the worst places to live if you are not white. I am regularly called the N-word, but then again I always keep in mind that they don't even know how offensive that is the majority of the time. I have a very thick skin so I can handle it, but when my friends of color come here, they are shocked. If/when I have children, I will definitely not raise them here.

But at the end of the day, I love Berlin. There is no city like it, for better or worse. But it is the foreigners here that make it special, and how Germans in the city react to us.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

ANGER TIMES FOR THE BOOT MOVES MAKING WITCH EYES AND TENNIS CANS AT KFED'S BALL SNIFF.
did that help?
why angry?
I didn't get my advance on the article I wrote yet, but it's coming from Oregon, soo....

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:16pm.
I got all you beat.

There's snow falling from the fucking sky here today.
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THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:18pm.

topalina for the win.
not surprised, you know Ohio has Canada weather, only slightly less brutal, and there's a frost warning up in here for tonight.
let's snuggle and make poo babies all night, we will keep warm.
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I agree. Let's. I'm feeling anger times at life right now though so this poo baby might be in slight danger of being force-birthed resulting in drowning.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:16pm.

I got all you beat.

There's snow falling from the fucking sky here today.

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As opposed to coming up out of the ground. Carry on.

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

paris herpes:

It is very true. I pay 240€ for my flat, which is in the 'Manhattan' part of Berlin. And I know people that pay NO rent or pay half of what I pay.

But I have NEEDS ;)

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:16pm.
I got all you beat.

There's snow falling from the fucking sky here today.

topalina for the win.
not surprised, you know Ohio has Canada weather, only slightly less brutal, and there's a frost warning up in here for tonight.
let's snuggle and make poo babies all night, we will keep warm.

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Fucka doodle-do.

M.E.- I was outside in the backyard and we had this rickety assed overhang my dad had built outside the patio door. I freaked when it started and tried to go inside but my mom was screaming for me to stay outside because it was safer even though that damn overhang was swaying like it was coming down.

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100% DMBAS

Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:15pm.
Adios my precious SLUTS! Take care!
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Bye!

I got all you beat.

There's snow falling from the fucking sky here today.

Later Paris Herpes!

Adios my precious SLUTS! Take care!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

I'll take earthquakes over hurricaines and tornatos any damn day.

"See you down in Arizona Bay"

Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:59pm.
JillyPoo...do you have a basement?

Nope, no basement, but I do have a few places that are relatively safe from bad weather. Though the thought of squeezing me, the BF, and 150+ lbs worth of dog into them in the event of a tornado isn't exactly pleasant... :)

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

Uvula - I was at my Jr. High School when it hit taking picturs for yearbook. WHen it started we were inside the gym and it just sounded like people stomping their feet on the bleachers, then frisbee's and tennis balls and other shit started falling out of the rafters, and the floor started rolling like the ocean, ever seen a 14 year old in a jean mini skirt clear the entire set of bleachers (top bleacher to floor) in one leap?

Once it stopped I started to walk home (I lived up the street) and I was walking, crying, thinking, I don't have a house, it's gone, because many of the houses on my street were 1/2 caved in thanks to brick fire places, etc.

Luckily my house was still standing, but holy sheep shit. I didn't want to go anywhere near the inside of that fucker.

Try living right on the water during a Nor'easter. Now THAT'S some weather right there. Can you say Perfect Storm? Although around here we just call it the Hundred Year Storm.

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

M.E., earthquakes are scary no doubt. Altho when hurricanes bend and break the light posts like pencils, that's also pretty fucked up as well.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:06pm.

you are correct, the weather is one thing, but the republican hillbillies are way worse.

Freebird.
we had to call out the national guard for the blizzard of 78. we were without power for three days.

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Fucka doodle-do.

LEARN TO SWIM!!!!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:04pm.
I've never seen cars jumping back and forth in a parking lot, or the street rolling along in waves. Telephone poles were swaying from one side of the ground to the next. It was some fucked up shit.
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Yikes! That is freaky. I've never been in one that bad.

M.E., I know let me play that Tool song now before I leave, LOL!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK