Monday, May 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brenda Dickson
WELL, HELLO! Welcome to this open post. As you can see, the most glamorous hostess on the internet is here for you. Seriously, Brenda Dickson just makes you want to put on a gold lamé gown and go grocery shopping for rutabagas. This is the way we're all supposed to look! From her mauve glam-brows to her Chinese Laundry pumps...this is true sophistication. Do you think Brenda might be related to international supermodel Phoebe Price, because they both could pose the fuck out of a Barbizon fashion show.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:45pm.
Yes, but don't let your kids watch it. The zombies are still a bit freaky.
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Don't let your kids watch it because of the "F-bombs" lots & lots of them.
♥freebird-catch you later tramp.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
Remember this?
Well hello!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPwgSahmL4
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lol, I watched it twice!!...so funny!!
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the end...
Do you ever sit there and just wonder how some people can be so fucking funny, and you wonder how the hell they come up with the stuff they do because it's so effing brilliant?
Baiiiiiiiii Slutts. Tuck it in.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:43pm
THAT is a fucking signaure if I've ever seen one. OMG, I've hit the sig trifecta. and if that isn't the yummiest mistake the spelling mistake the internet has ever seen!
@ Zomay
Thanks :-)
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:39pm.
I'll check tonight.
Isn't it a comedy?
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Yes, but don't let your kids watch it. The zombies are still a bit freaky.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:44pm.
Okay I'm outtie here....like Kelly Ripa's bellybutton.
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LOL! Thanks for all the laughs today slutts!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:39pm.
comedy, horror love story.
cute endearing and funny as all hell.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Okay I'm outtie here....like Kelly Ripa's bellybutton.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Hey Lava: it's chickdowntown.com - not dickchowdown.com. I made the same mistake.
Lavadama,
http://www.smartbargains.com/sdept.aspx?sdeptid=3&t=Promo...left-nav.13
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:39pm.
LCT - looks like you've had the dlisted pick-me-up today. All those cyber hugs and witty banter seems to have put a skip in your step.
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Someone could have just run over my cat and I could have lost my left arm in a freak lawn-mowing accident and Shaun of the Dead quotes and zombie talk would make me see the rainbow. Join in!
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:35pm.
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I see them all down the side of this website. Click and help a bitch out with his weekend slut and alcohol money (MK).
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:36pm.
Oh M.E., we're not talking at you...we're laughing at ......something else.
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Yeah, don't worry. Slutts just said something funny earlier and we just all remembered it and laughed.
New sig.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Hoff - I think it's on Demand right now.
I'll check tonight.
Isn't it a comedy?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:33pm.
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LCT - looks like you've had the dlisted pick-me-up today. All those cyber hugs and witty banter seems to have put a skip in your step.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:25pm.
Sure she has more to offer!
She and the kid both nap during the day. The kid can enjoy her depends while he wears diapers.
they can enjoy the senior discount at CVS.
you really are clueless, aren't you?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Crap! You just reminded me that I have a wedding to go to at the end of the month.
FUCK!
Shaun
"don't yell at Phillip"
Ed
"why?"
Shaun
"Because A he might be one of them, and B he might still be annoyed."
ME rent that DVD now!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:30pm.
*turns around and cries in corner*
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Oh M.E., we're not talking at you...we're laughing at ......something else.
Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done. Sorry.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:33pm.
"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"
or
"If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened."
Waitttttttt a second, substitute "pub" with "DL site" and I know that I've used that line.
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I did a real live LOL on that one. Well done.
Anybody have any links for stores that have cute summer dresses, at resonable prices?
I'm going to a wedding at the end of the month, and I'm having no luck going to store after store looking through the racks and trying stuff on.
Help a bitch out!
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"
or
"If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened."
Waitttttttt a second, substitute "pub" with "DL site" and I know that I've used that line.
I think it's about time for some Christian Bale remix fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48
Oh. Em. Gee. Extended Mix:
http://www.revolucian.com/RevoLucian-BaleOut(Extended).mp3
*turns around and cries in corner*
Ed: What happened to your hand, man?
Pete: I got mugged on the way home.
Ed: By who?
Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me.
Ed: Why'd they bite you?
Pete: I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip hop isn't helping. And the front door is open... AGAIN!
Ed: It's not hip hop, it's Electro. Prick... Next time I see him, he's dead.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:23pm.
*whispers to CTH & LCT, and all 3 burst out giggling and pointing at M.E.*
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That was not me that giggle-tooted. Just sayin'.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
I find it disgusting that a 66 year old woman went to the Ukraine and got IVF, and is getting ready next month to pop out crotch fruit! A mother and a grandmother all rolled into one nut job woman!
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66 year old men have babies all the time....maybe she has more to offer than say a 16 yr. old would and they have babies all the time. dont be so quick to judge!
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:20pm.
*hangs head*
I've never seen Shaun of the Dead.
*sulks away*
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You know what, ME? I haven't either, but don't tell anyone on here. This is a rough crowd. Shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:20pm.
*hangs head*
I've never seen Shaun of the Dead.
*sulks away*
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*whispers to CTH & LCT, and all 3 burst out giggling and pointing at M.E.*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:20pm.
*hangs head*
I've never seen Shaun of the Dead.
*sulks away*
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GET. ON. THAT.
Fuck.
Like, right now. I'm not even joking.
*hangs head*
I've never seen Shaun of the Dead.
*sulks away*
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
I find it disgusting that a 66 year old woman went to the Ukraine and got IVF, and is getting ready next month to pop out crotch fruit! A mother and a grandmother all rolled into one nut job woman!
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Hi Devilgirl!
I didn't know memaw did all of that. I heard about her pregnancy and thought she was a miracle (or freak of nature). IVF at that age is selfish - and I would think dangerous for her.
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:04pm.
Event Horizon:
I used to work in Stuttgart, and it is a typical German city. But it has a nice feel to it because of the student population. But other than that, it is a bit boring. But they are hard-working in this city especially.
As for jobs? The recession is all over the world, and Germany is no different, but if you are American, you can teach English as well, and there are tons of schools for that.
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You forgot to answer the is it easy to get sex out there...are they a sexually liberal country?
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
Topalina
zombies fucking rule. bashing people on the head rules. what's not to love?
You've got red on you.
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The zed word. Don't say it.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:06pm.
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Mine too, favorite scene.
Shaun: [to a girl in the garden] Excuse me?
[no response]
Shaun: Excuse me?
[no response]
Shaun: Hellew?
[no response]
Ed: [picks up a pebble and throws it off her back] Oi!
[girl turns round, a zombie]
Shaun: Oh, my God! She's so drunk!
Topalina
zombies fucking rule. bashing people on the head rules. what's not to love?
You've got red on you.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:06pm.
It's very, very important for babies to have physical contact in order to thrive and grow properly.
my parents would go to a catholic orphanage in our area, there were rocking chairs set up and the nuns would bring them the babies to rock and feed and hold, then they'd put them back and get another baby.
I'm sure you could find a ton of resources in your area, of course, nowadays, you also have babies taken away, born drug addicted, etc.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:06pm.
Re; zombies
shaun of the dead is one of my all time favorite movies.
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YES!
"Peeeeete?"
LOVE that movie. I have to say, I find the possibility of a zombie apocalypse a little too exciting.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:01pm.
Just took the "would you survive a zombie apocolypse"
Answer was yes. SWEET!
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I just took the Ultimate one and it said I had some serious fun... and survived.
Awesome.
Re; zombies
shaun of the dead is one of my all time favorite movies.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 4:57pm.
If you feel the urge to connect with an infant/toddler/child there are so many positive ways to do so, without fucking having a kid at sixty six.
my parents use to go to an orphanage and cuddle and hold the babies.
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OMG. That sounds really cool. I think I am going to look into some orphange volunteering.
Event Horizon:
I used to work in Stuttgart, and it is a typical German city. But it has a nice feel to it because of the student population. But other than that, it is a bit boring. But they are hard-working in this city especially.
As for jobs? The recession is all over the world, and Germany is no different, but if you are American, you can teach English as well, and there are tons of schools for that.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
M.E. - I keep having all these hardcore zombie apocalypse dreams lately. It is awesome.
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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!
Just took the "would you survive a zombie apocolypse"
Answer was yes. SWEET!