Monday, May 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Brenda Dickson
WELL, HELLO! Welcome to this open post. As you can see, the most glamorous hostess on the internet is here for you. Seriously, Brenda Dickson just makes you want to put on a gold lamé gown and go grocery shopping for rutabagas. This is the way we're all supposed to look! From her mauve glam-brows to her Chinese Laundry pumps...this is true sophistication. Do you think Brenda might be related to international supermodel Phoebe Price, because they both could pose the fuck out of a Barbizon fashion show.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:43pm.
How do you kill a zombie? Can they be killed?
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According to Shaun of the Dead, you have to remove the head or destroy the brain. So if you've got any super sharp pizza wheels or anything like that, it'll come in handy.
PS. I think your MIL is a goblin. A bum goblin.
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I got a stupedendous cheese grater! Will that do?
Nothing will kill my MIL. When Armageddon comes and goes, she'll still be standing along with Twinkies, roaches and Cher.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:43pm.
How do you kill a zombie? Can they be killed?
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According to Shaun of the Dead, you have to remove the head or destroy the brain. So if you've got any super sharp pizza wheels or anything like that, it'll come in handy.
PS. I think your MIL is a goblin. A bum goblin.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:38pm.
I may need to rethink this. Besides the shit that gets you drunk, what exactly IS a zombie?
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A zombie is a human that dies that is reanimated when they're infected with the zombie virus. Or something like that. If a living person gets bit by a zombie, that person will die and then come back as a zombie, which is basically a dead body that is hungry for human flesh.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS A FUCKING ZOMBIE?????????????? So THAT'S what her problem is! Bitch is sucking my husband of all life.
How do you kill a zombie? Can they be killed?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:38pm.
I may need to rethink this. Besides the shit that gets you drunk, what exactly IS a zombie?
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A zombie is a human that dies that is reanimated when they're infected with the zombie virus. Or something like that. If a living person gets bit by a zombie, that person will die and then come back as a zombie, which is basically a dead body that is hungry for human flesh.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:36pm.
The zombies are the undead. You do know what zombies are, right?
Are you going to take zombie talk seriously? It's a serious problem. I think there's one outside my door right now.
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I may need to rethink this. Besides the shit that gets you drunk, what exactly IS a zombie?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:33pm.
Then I'd go to the Seychelles and eat curried fruit bat. YAAWWWWWWW!
Are zombies alive or undead? I saw some dude in Haiti once who was considered a zombie but I think he just had the runs.
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Curried fruit bats are for losers. Come on now.
The zombies are the undead. You do know what zombies are, right?
Are you going to take zombie talk seriously? It's a serious problem. I think there's one outside my door right now.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:29pm.
Death Row. It's the only place they wouldn't be because they'd all be out in the world doing hood zombie shit.
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But you wouldn't have access to ANYTHING for survival on Death Row.
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Then I'd go to the Seychelles and eat curried fruit bat. YAAWWWWWWW!
Are zombies alive or undead? I saw some dude in Haiti once who was considered a zombie but I think he just had the runs.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:29pm.
Death Row. It's the only place they wouldn't be because they'd all be out in the world doing hood zombie shit.
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But you wouldn't have access to ANYTHING for survival on Death Row.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:23pm.
Sugar, where would you head first in a zombie apocalypse?
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Death Row. It's the only place they wouldn't be because they'd all be out in the world doing hood zombie shit.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Lyon Burke on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:26pm.
I'm not as pretty as Anne Welles but will you marry me?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
If it weren't for the disturbing roots in need of dire touching up, I could swear that's one of those hats that comes with attached hair.
Sugar, where would you head first in a zombie apocalypse?
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
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'Night Suga! Type atcha later! *Hug*
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Nighty night!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:56pm.
Freebird,
I'm thinking about making a scrapbook for our CHARLES MANSON with lots of pot leaves and paper products and colorful previous quotes. But mine will be clean and not covered with jizz like everyone in the 60s seemed to be.
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Will it have a delicious variety of acid tabs and incense throughout? Peace!
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Since it's OUR Charles, it'll have vodka and dry-ass pot roast cuz that's how he rolls.
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That's going to be one helluva smelly scrapbook! But perhaps delicious.
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Real trippy, mon.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
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'Night Suga! Type atcha later! *Hug*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:56pm.
Freebird,
I'm thinking about making a scrapbook for our CHARLES MANSON with lots of pot leaves and paper products and colorful previous quotes. But mine will be clean and not covered with jizz like everyone in the 60s seemed to be.
*****
Will it have a delicious variety of acid tabs and incense throughout? Peace!
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Since it's OUR Charles, it'll have vodka and dry-ass pot roast cuz that's how he rolls.
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That's going to be one helluva smelly scrapbook! But perhaps delicious.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:01pm.
I wonder what would happen if you left a pound of goat cheese in a crock pot overnight on low.
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It would turn into Velveeta.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:56pm.
Freebird,
I'm thinking about making a scrapbook for our CHARLES MANSON with lots of pot leaves and paper products and colorful previous quotes. But mine will be clean and not covered with jizz like everyone in the 60s seemed to be.
*****
Will it have a delicious variety of acid tabs and incense throughout? Peace!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Since it's OUR Charles, it'll have vodka and dry-ass pot roast cuz that's how he rolls.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
I wonder what would happen if you left a pound of goat cheese in a crock pot overnight on low.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:56pm.
Freebird,
I'm thinking about making a scrapbook for our CHARLES MANSON with lots of pot leaves and paper products and colorful previous quotes. But mine will be clean and not covered with jizz like everyone in the 60s seemed to be.
*****
Will it have a delicious variety of acid tabs and incense throughout? Peace!
Freebird,
I'm thinking about making a scrapbook for our CHARLES MANSON with lots of pot leaves and paper products and colorful previous quotes. But mine will be clean and not covered with jizz like everyone in the 60s seemed to be.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:49pm.
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From scrapbooking to Manson. That's a manic Monday!
Watching a Manson documentary and have come to the conclusion that everyone in the 60s was dirty and smelly. Hippies sharing their beans and their rice, their STDs and their Hep C.
Yummmmmmmmmy!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:20pm.
Booo-ya babies!
Sugar,
I got you...I just finished watching (watching) a Yoga DVD workout.
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You only watched? You didn't do? That's hot! My kind of exercise!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:17pm.
When I'm calling youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am so bored with staying home instead of working, I actually watched a show on scrapbooking!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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You mean I've been missing you all day cuz you were watching a scrapbooking show?
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*smooches* None of the threads on here got me today! I wasn't feeling it. :-(
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:20pm.
Booo-ya babies!
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Hey Clarisse!
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:05pm.
Did you go to hers? = Yes you should. Does your fiance have a GOOD relationship (not just
"ok") with the husband? = Yes you should. Otherwise, fuck the bitch (and anyone else who gives you crap about it)! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:17pm.
When I'm calling youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am so bored with staying home instead of working, I actually watched a show on scrapbooking!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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You mean I've been missing you all day cuz you were watching a scrapbooking show?
Booo-ya babies!
Sugar,
I got you...I just finished watching (watching) a Yoga DVD workout.
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
When I'm calling youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am so bored with staying home instead of working, I actually watched a show on scrapbooking!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:05pm
Sorry to say, but according to proper etiquette, it is best to invite her.
HOWEVA, it's your money. You can do what you see fit. If you think she'll ruin things or cause drama, you don't have to say yes.
I invited an uncle who's a huge lush cause I felt bad that he was being excluded from all the plans, and he got drunk and made an ass of himself in front of my other family members at the reception. Ick.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:01pm.
Here's a good angry song!
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I love that angry song! O-WA-A-A-A
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:08pm.
Thanks, I wasn't sure about that because yeah, Miss Manners says I should, but Miss I gotta pay for this shit says no. Plus, we haven't talked to these people in like, a year, so it didn't seem worth it.
Submitted by Cunning Stunt on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:05pm.
Hello funny Dlisted peoples, sorry to interrupt but I have a question that I think you folks can answer. If I am planning a wedding, do I have to invite this snobby stuck up little bitch I know through a friend of a friend just because she guilt-invited me to hers 2 years ago? I say fuck that little bitch, but my fiance thinks that we should because he gets along ok with her husband.
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If you're going to follow strict etiquette rules, then yes. If you're not, fuck her. Don't waste YOUR money.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:03pm.
I LOVE YOU TOO TOPALINA I DEDICATE MY COLUMN TO YOU.
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Fuck man, if you did that, I think we'd have to have a pretend lesbo wedding like in kindergarten.
Hello funny Dlisted peoples, sorry to interrupt but I have a question that I think you folks can answer. If I am planning a wedding, do I have to invite this snobby stuck up little bitch I know through a friend of a friend just because she guilt-invited me to hers 2 years ago? I say fuck that little bitch, but my fiance thinks that we should because he gets along ok with her husband.
I LOVE YOU TOO TOPALINA I DEDICATE MY COLUMN TO YOU.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Here's a good angry song!
Can you feel that?
Ooooooh, shit
O-WA-A-A-A
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You fucka get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me.
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising,
It seems that all that was good has died
Oh, no. The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me.
O-WA-A-A-A...
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You motha get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You fucka get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate and let it flow into me.
Why can't you just fuck off and die and down with the sickness!
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit and down with the sickness!
You stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore and down with the sickness!
Here it comes
Get ready to DIE!
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:43pm
THAT is a fucking signaure if I've ever seen one. OMG, I've hit the sig trifecta. and if that isn't the yummiest mistake the spelling mistake the internet has ever seen!
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I'm telling you, it just writes itself here on dl. Who has a website called chick down town?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:52pm.
As if friday, I'm being paid to be funny.
Try the veal, I'll be here til thursday!
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You're such a melon. I loves you.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:48pm.
Do you ever sit there and just wonder how some people can be so fucking funny, and you wonder how the hell they come up with the stuff they do because it's so effing brilliant?
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Every day on the dl, yo.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:48pm.
Do you ever sit there and just wonder how some people can be so fucking funny, and you wonder how the hell they come up with the stuff they do because it's so effing brilliant?
As if friday, I'm being paid to be funny.
Try the veal, I'll be here til thursday!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 5:49pm.
Topalina
M.E.
that, and the swears. it's were my siggy comes from....
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Oh yeah. I forgot about all the swearing.
GET FUCKED, FOUR EYES!
Topalina
M.E.
that, and the swears. it's were my siggy comes from....
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Fucka doodle-do.
Oh, dear. That delusional has-been looks like the Mad Hatter.
I will never forgive her for getting YouTube to remove Deven Green's "Welcome to My Home" parodies, the only watchable thing that no-talent Brenda has ever been a part of.