Cameroooon!
Gatecrasher is saying that Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty pizza face all over Adam Levine's nalgas. Does this mean their Hollytard couple name is Camerooooon? You know, because he's in Maroon 5 and shit? No, how dare I use the name of Chantal Biya's precious homeland in the same paragraph as these two twats? Their couple name can simply be Two Dumb Whores. That works the best.
Anyway, some witness-types saw Pizza Face and Adam on a lunch date at Chateau Marmont the other. Cammy was bumping taints with Paul Sculfor (of Jennifer Aniston fame), but I guess she kicked his peen to the gutter and moved on to Adam. This would be the second ex of Jessica Simpson that Cammy is fucking on. The first being John Mayer. That means Tony Romo better keep Biore pads and Palmolive in his bathroom cabinet, because Cammy is coming his way any minute now.
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I don't care for him.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
oh great...it'll be a matter of time before adam goes to the press and talks about the sex he and cammy are having...yuck...
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Whatever, good for Cameron. If she were a dude her promiscuity would be completely acceptable. Men do seem to like her...isn't she supposedly more down to earth than other celebutards?
Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:30pm.
But, isn't everyone a sloppy second in Hollyweird?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
people keep saying she has a pizza face but I've yet to see the evidence...
what she looks like edward james olmos without makeup??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
AL will get bored zzzzzzzzzzz, like all the rest.
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Do these Hollywood women douche with Clorox between man changes? This is all getting gross. If its not a new pregnant bitch its a new man that they have never been so in love with before?
OT With all Perez's ranting about the gay marriage thing does this guy even have a boyfriend himself?
Let's file this one under...
Don't Care A Goddamn!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:49pm.
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Take 'em one at a time and settle for being the meat in an open-faced douche sammich.
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Cameron Diaz is NOT aging well at all. Have you seen close up pictures of her lately? At this rate, she's gonna end up being the American version of Brigitte Bardot. Cameron, take my advice and stay out of the sun from now on, it won't turn back the sun damage but it'll stave off the leathery look for a while longer.
They are both douches.
Adam Levine is totally douch hot. I would love to be in an Adam Levine-John Mayer sandwich, although I'm really not sure that the strands of the space-time continuum could withstand such a massive conflagration of douchery. Still, a boy can dream....*sigh*
Jen Aniston and Cameron should both get together and form an AA group of desperate-gals-dating-douchebags-all-the-time-and-wondering-why-they-get dump-all-the-time.
I bet you they swoop sad stories in their PJs , in bed, eating ice cream and watch " He's not that into you" over and over again...
Jessica Simpson's sloppy seconds. Nasty, Cam. Just nasty!
she can't be alone for a fucking second. Sad.
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i like Cameron but she's got shitty taste in men.
Isnt he a man whore? She is a slut too, so they can just fuck each others brains out which shouldnt take long & move on to the next victim. I seriously cannot stand Diaz...She is so painfully overrated & isnt she a cunt?
I was there. They were not even at the same table. He was there with his DOG, Frankie, and she was there with her mom. They spoke briefly, and neither arrived nor left together.
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I thought he was gay?
that's random.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:21pm.
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I was thinking that same thing about her being in the closet. (And George Clooney)
I found this list (kind of old). All Caps are my comments. I think she's at least bi, probably leaning more towards gay now.
Edward Norton 1998 - 1999 BI/GAY RUMORS
Vince Vaughn 1998 GAY RUMORS
Jared Leto 1999 - 2003 BI RUMORS
Leonardo DiCaprio 2002 GAY RUMORS
Justin Timberlake 2003 - 2006 GAY RUMORS
Djimon Hounsou 2007
Kelly Slater 2007
Criss Angel 2007 FAMEWHORE RUMORS
Jude Law 2007 BI RUMORS
Bradley Cooper 2007 MAJOR GAY RUMORS
John Mayer 2007 BI/DOUCHE RUMORS
Ever since I saw Cammy in her Cum Gelicious movie "Something about The Queen Mary" I think thats it (sarcasm) I thought for a straight twat she was hot. But her choices in men and movie roles have been rather disappointing. She is just another Jersey Girl snapping her gum and adjusting her bra straps. At least she has one thing going for her - her tits must be real because most women want them enlarged for more attention. Well I'll be a nice boy and say Se La Vi. (If my spelling is off then correct it).
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Forget the good boy she's turning into a Hollywood dragon lady and the looks are fading along with her career. Cammy You're a Slut whore's get paid you may as well get paid for it.
Who cares?
In other news....i need an open post!!!
Since my break up, its been just one week, i'm so over the ex and found a perfect rebound guy, looks just like christian bale, me likes! A LOT!
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Is this real life?
Well, since there is no open post yet, let me take this opportunity to say
Whut Up Mah Bitchez!!
i love love love maroon 5. but i always thought he was bi-ish??
don't know about him being a douche, hope not.
i like cameron too.
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freebird- YEp. He's got that overly styled douche thing happening like Joh Mayer. They must be friends, if not they would get on like a house on fire.
My friend knew Levine in high school and he's always been sleaze but eh. He's just too feminine looking.
Anyway Cammie is always dating these fey types.
I wonder if old girl is in the closet? Drew Barrymore has been openly bi and maybeshe and Cammie fell out over a lover's quarrel~ stranger things have happened in LA LA land. It almost seems like 'I have to date someone immediately after a fake relationship ends or people will start speculating!' with Cameron. Like Georgie Clooney!
Another random celeb couple.
Are they never dating 'normal' people like plumbers or supermarket cashiers?
Are they too fine for that?
Celeb land is becoming incestous :)
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she is not aging well...she used to be so pretty.
"Dame tu leche" - Slutty Cuban Girl
All of Hollyweird are fucking each other. GROSS!
He's a total asshole, right? Wake up, Cameron, God!
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Cameron Diaz might be rubbing her crusty pizza face all over Adam Levine's nalgas. Fuck who hasn't?
That's Biore! Adam Levine skeeves me. Seems like a Mayer to me. Cam - look into Massengil when you're not feeling fresh. So much easier!