How Do My Goop Balls Look?
Before signing on to do the movie Two Lovers, the biggest TIT of them all Fishsticks Paltrow had the director of the movie inspect her organic hush puppies to make sure they were okay for public viewing. The movie's director, James Gray, said Fishy called him into her trailer to have a look.
James told The Sun, “Gwyneth told me ‘I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favor, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.' So I marched in there and I told her they looked great.”
I hope Fishy will cover this in her next issue of POOP! Need validation?! Ask some random film director to approve of your sloppy titty sacks so you can feel good about yourself.
Peep at Fishy's mini-dumpling after the jump. Bring the tartar sauce and JUMP!!!
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What is that long, tubular thing jutting out the top of it?
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:37pm.
She landed Brad Pitt HOW?
This bitch is as boring as my bowl of oatmeal. I'm not impressed.
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Because Brad Pitt is also as boring as a bowl of oatmeal!!
She looks kind of like she's getting off by fingering her ear.
Those kinda look like my boobs and I don't have implants...
Anyway, they still look perky because she pulling them out on top of her bra! Bitch please.
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I never thought she was anything to write home about. Just average. Nothing about her is impressive, really, and I still don't see how she ever landed Brad Pitt.
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Agreed. I see prettier girls out here in bumfuck that don't have access to expensive trainers, dermatologists, chefs, stylists...
She is below average in my opinion and her cuntish attitude pulls her down that much more.
On her tits, they have always sucked.
They aren't THAT bad.
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If she had these a few years ago, that pink dress and that black dress would have looked a little better.
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I think the reason she and Anniston get such a thrashing is that they're both exes of Brad Pitt.
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Sounds like Fishsticks was fishing for a compliment!
If GP actually said that to a director then she is completely full of shit (which would come as a surprise to....exactly no one).
Someone like GP, if she thought her boobs were saggy or in any way imperfect, she'd get that shit fixed before showing them to anyone (just like the nose job she had). She certainly wouldn't bring any real imperfections to anyone's attention.
Oh and one more thing: she needs a punch in her fucking face. Then the person who punched her should say, "That looks great!"
GP, guess what? Your kids are going to grow up to HATE you.
Submitted by Josh Woodward on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:36pm.
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Teenagers without wit should proceed to PerezHilton.com.
Boob job! That roundness is NOT normal. You can totally see the outline of the implant. Pfft!
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She's weird. I think she's really pretty, actually, but not at all sexy. I think the issue stems from having a giant stick up her ass. Maybe she was sexier when she was younger? Yeah, I suppose she was. And damn, looking at old pictures, I remember that she really had Pittstains when he was in his prime. Soo hot. How did the de-hot-ening of Brad Pitt occur, again? Oh yeah, Saint Angie made him sacrifice his balls for her. Sad.
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Submitted by Josh Woodward on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:36pm.
Why does she get such a thrashing?
This chick is hot. And this story is cool. She had the director inspect her titties. I wonder if he fondles them. I would have made her blow me if I was that director, or at least I would have jerked off on her.
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the director isn't the brightest bulb blabbing about his 'star's' sagging titties.
people aren't really that interested in her tatas. salma hayek yes, fishsticks, no.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:33pm.
Why is she complaining about her tits? At least after two kids they're still fucking perky!
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Because she's like those stick thin hos who say, "I'm sooooo fat!" to their fat friends just to hear people say, "OMG You aren't fat!"
She wants people to say, "OMG You had two kids?!?! Your jugs look awesome!"
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:37pm.
Ummmmm, because Brad is so devoid of personality he morphs into whomever he's in a relationship with? Maybe he felt the need to be a snooty bitch.
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I'd rather have those than my own tits that seem to be ashamed to be seen with me.
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That is one weird-looking nip.
she's never had pretty boobs not even before children...she should thank her pregnancies, before that she was totally flat chested. Fishticks, keep those dry sacks to yourself.
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Oh please!! Sorry men, but most straight guys when presented with pair of tits are so surprised & happy to be seeing them in real life they arent too discriminating. Of course a director is going to say they are fine, what does he care? This way they dont have to hire a tit stand in & the budget saves money & they have authentic Gwynnie tits on film. She is humiliatingly not remotely sexy...wonder what else she showed him in her trailer?
She landed Brad Pitt HOW?
This bitch is as boring as my bowl of oatmeal. I'm not impressed.
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What tits? All I see are mosquito bites!
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Why does she get such a thrashing?
This chick is hot. And this story is cool. She had the director inspect her titties. I wonder if he fondles them. I would have made her blow me if I was that director, or at least I would have jerked off on her.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Tits? What tits? BITCH PLEASE!
Fake. Fake. Fake. Good job, though.
Why is she complaining about her tits? At least after two kids they're still fucking perky!
Ehh, her boobs are alright, but they don't make up for that face.
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Not bad.Not spank material...but presentable.She just is'nt sexy.
@FilthyBitch, it's not a TUMAH...It's a Fish Nugget.
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If he had said her tits looked like shit would she have gotten organic implants inserted? Probably.
I never thought she was anything to write home about. Just average. Nothing about her is impressive, really, and I still don't see how she ever landed Brad Pitt.
They're alright, but Gwynnie isn't sexy. Never was.
I think her new nickname should be tumor-nipple.
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