How Do My Goop Balls Look?
Before signing on to do the movie Two Lovers, the biggest TIT of them all Fishsticks Paltrow had the director of the movie inspect her organic hush puppies to make sure they were okay for public viewing. The movie's director, James Gray, said Fishy called him into her trailer to have a look.
James told The Sun, “Gwyneth told me ‘I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favor, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.' So I marched in there and I told her they looked great.”
I hope Fishy will cover this in her next issue of POOP! Need validation?! Ask some random film director to approve of your sloppy titty sacks so you can feel good about yourself.
Peep at Fishy's mini-dumpling after the jump. Bring the tartar sauce and JUMP!!!
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well get out a box of crayola and color me gay. why did I get turned on by that cunt's breast? Am I gay? or jealous because her organic goop balls art perkier than mine?
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Ew, ew and ew.
It's because Brad likes skinny chicks from Hollywood families, i.e., Juliette Lewis, Aniston, Gwyneth, Angelina.
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Good point, Zorba!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 3:09pm.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:47pm.
Nothing about her is impressive, really, and I still don't see how she ever landed Brad Pitt.
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It's because Brad likes skinny chicks from Hollywood families, i.e., Juliette Lewis, Aniston, Gwyneth, Angelina.
Tater Head, go on the Goop cleanse diet and I guarantee your turn is coming!
What a sleazy ass director talking about this shit to the Sun. Leave the casting couch on the couch! He left out the best part, which is when Gwynnie said: "And my vagina isn't as tight as it used to be before I had kids. Do me a favor..."
NAST!!!
And as a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, I'd say her tits are fine. At least they're perky. It's really her HUSBAND's job to validate her post-preggie body. Too bad Chris Martin is such a lameass.
That's how I get half my dates...
"Does my cock look OK?"
*drops trou*
"Since it's already out...."
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
On second thoughts...is this a fake picture? Cos what's that handle above her breast or like under her chest?!!!
Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. A jump I didn't need to take.
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I can't believe this twat has an Oscar.
Her tits look totally fake! They were tiny little things in her earlier movies and now they have that fake silicon ball look
She is not a very good actor.
Those aren't perky... that's a zipple. A nipple on zero sized tits.
her tits also made a cameo in Shakespeare in Love. i've never hit the fast forward button as fast as i have that day. they could've gave us a joseph fiennes full frontal to make up for it...
I really didn't want to see her crusty 'lil fish pouches...
Gwenny Honey its time to change careers. Gwenny keep your clothes on and your tits safe your kids have got to eat. This picture brings back memories about the peuk song but use your imagination and throw gwenny in the source
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0
Gwenny stay home get fat and watch the kids.
Submitted by sweetpunk1025 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:12pm.
Why is she closing her eyes while showing her titty...isn't that our job?
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hahaaa!
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MK should post a dlisted girls gone wild!!
They look good to me. And it does sound like she was just FISHing for compliments.
My girls are pretty much ruined by pregnancy and breastfeeding, but whatever. That's life. Our sex life doesn't depend on me having perky tits. It's not like Mr. Hekki is the paragon of youthful perfection, either.
As gia said, men are usually so grateful to see and play with ANY boobs, they aren't going to complain.
M.E.
you're right, I forgot, cause , you know, it's all about me. LOL
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:07pm.
OMG! WHAT A DUMB FUCK! http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/17/oops-biden-reveals-location-s...
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meh, maybe it's for the best :zz
Hoff - MK's got the barfs......methinks he's got his head in the terlet right now.
where is open post? I'm sick of looking at her no so funbags.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Tem on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:10pm.
Hate is great but lust is ancient. You can't masturbate to hate. Ok maybe YOU guys can.
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This is off-topic, but this video is essential viewing (Phoebe Price getting denied entry at Cannes!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KjLSqTYSg
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:59pm.
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Hey Lava! Yeah, Gwyneth never did anything for me. She jumped on the Brad Pitt train and people somehow confused her for hot. Whatev.
ITA! I would totally motorboat Salma Hayek.
Why is she closing her eyes while showing her titty...isn't that our job?
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:59pm.
When bitches used to drool over Brad Pitt I was always the one rolling my eyes! He has to try, really, really hard to be hot. Not sexy at all!
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The only time I ever found him sexy was in Thelma and Louise and even that was debatable.
Hate is great but lust is ancient. You can't masturbate to hate. Ok maybe YOU guys can.
The issue hadn't occurred to everyone before she committed to the film and they started shooting?
It's already been released last year and this spring in most of the world. It barely caused a ripple.
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Boob looks fine to me, just the nip is a bit of a joystick.......
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Uh...that "tube" jutting out on top of it is, quite obviously, her clavicle. As in, her collar bone. It has nothing to do with implants, but rather basic human anatomy.
yeah freebird.. he's a keeper. Either that or he is well trained. :)
Impetinent- ha! I was born and raised in Kenilworth
before I busted loose. Well, I went to college out of state but then moved to a few diff. cities before coming back to IL.. and then the city.
OMG! WHAT A DUMB FUCK! http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/17/oops-biden-reveals-location-s...
Now if she flashed her dick, then maybe I would be impressed.
"I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
Putas, I live in the northern Chicago burbs. Before that I was born and raised in Taxachusetts, where the winters were much harsher and the Kennedys revered. However, you could get fresh seafood and real Chinese food. My hub is from here so when we got married, we moved here. Sacrifices and accomodations!
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:54pm.
I breastfed just one baby and it was lights out for my Fun Bags. Oh well. I sometimes yell about my 'rocks-in-socks' and Mr. Putas always has the right answer (he says it a little too quickly like he's scared of what will happens if he pauses though) 'Those are life giving tits be nice to them!' yeah yeah whatever.
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I'm giving Mr. Putas points for that! It's true!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:48pm.
Those kinda look like my boobs and I don't have implants...
NICE
Submitted by derf on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:52pm.
What is that long, tubular thing jutting out the top of it?
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I was wondering about that. It's not normal. I've seen the tubing marks from the belly-entry implants, but I think it was much thinner than that. I figured that was the 'fill tube' and these must have been pretty recent for it to not have settled yet.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:46pm
*Waves hi*
I'll give a bitch credit when she's pullin off sexy, but gwen does nothing for me in the sexy department. Someone else here (hysteria?)mentioned Salma Hayek. Now THOSE are some titties I'd love to see.
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:51pm
When bitches used to drool over Brad Pitt I was always the one rolling my eyes! He has to try, really, really hard to be hot. Not sexy at all!
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
A bucket of chum if I've evr seen one! Bait the hook and reel 'er in boys!
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"Everything in life I have ever wanted, I have achieved!" Gwyneth Paltrow
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Impertinent Vixen- you live in Chicago? I MISS IT! I used to and dammit. The summers there are amazing.. 13 years of winter pushed my ass out though. Good luck on the race.. I ran the Shamrock Shuffle a 100 years ago, so much fun. We all went out to a bar (The Hideout!) afterwards.. memoriessss!
They look like implants. Fishy must be desperate for compliments.
"I haven't sold my soul. I'm just billing for time and expenses."
Sounds like Gwynnie just needs some sexual reassurance. Not been getting it at home, eh? I guess that's what happenes to Icicle Princesses. Go suck a fuck and die, you shit-rag cunt.
The director was going to say they looked fine regardless - one look at her tumor nipple and all he saw was neon lights flashing P-U-B-L-I-C-I-T-Y and $$$$ for his movie.
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I breastfed just one baby and it was lights out for my Fun Bags. Oh well. I sometimes yell about my 'rocks-in-socks' and Mr. Putas always has the right answer (he says it a little too quickly like he's scared of what will happens if he pauses though) 'Those are life giving tits be nice to them!' yeah yeah whatever.
Do your tits hang low
do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a
Continental soldier?
Do your TITS! HANG! LOW!
Anywayyyyyy, hers is supported by her shirt here so that's cheating!
I don't want to see Goopy's droopies. My lunch is now ruined. I must have a Cappuccino Blast to erase the image from my mind....
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I guess she married that pussy from Coldplay cuz he would never tag team her with buddy to his wussy tunes.