Monday, May 18th 2009
Vintage Mother's Cookies
I think I got jizz poisoning last night, because I've had the barfs all morning in the grossest way. You know what's extra disgusting? Whenever I've got the purgies, my dog comes around the bathroom, sniffing at me like the buffet is open for business. Why are dogs so shamelessly gross?! That is not right.
Anyway, even though I'm feeling vommy, I'd still devour an entire tub of this Mother's Circus Animal Cookies ice cream from 1987. I didn't even know this deliciousness existed?! It's like the cream from an angel's vagina. Do you think I can buy some on eBay? Don't even tell me I should just crush down some cookies in vanilla ice cream, because that's way too much work.
And just ignore Matt LeBlanc's presence.
(Thanks Kazan)
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I knew they made this shit! And here I was thinking I was crazy because I recalled Mother's Ice Cream. Although this stuff had to be more recent, because I was born in '86 so I wouldn't remember. Does Marble Slab put Mother's Circus Animals in their ice cream? Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
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that's totally kelly rutherford.
aka LILY.
ahhh gossip girl.
I feel the Peuk Song coming along again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0
I said this about Jenny and I'm going to say this about Mattress NONE OF YOU CAN ACT!!!!
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:56pm.
LOL me too! the cafeteria in my elementary school always used to handed them out.
good luck job huntin', BTW.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:52pm.
oh, you want to play like that???
*grabs seven's and two pair of heels, stuffs them in a hot bag and BOLTS*
:P ppfffttttt!
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xerquina, so did i. they taste like sugar plastic. and they were so hard they used to cut the roof of my mouth.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Shit I need to look for jobs. Catch you cats later. Take care.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
*whispers* i absolutely hate Mother's Circus Animal Cookies.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:45pm.
*grabs silk express tops and runs away laughing*
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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:49pm.
i love san fran! i have a good friend there i need to visit too.
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bichette, there were 2 for the price of 1 Marlboro 27s...you know the short ones...I like those like Export A mediums.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
bichette, I live in San Francisco...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
yess. before i moved there i was buying 2 for 1 parliments for $2.83.
those were the days....
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LOL, my iTunes is playing Pat Benatar's All Fired Up...this is dedicated to Mother's Cookies Ice Cream and 1987's Matt LeBlanc!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:36pm.
*dives in and digs through*
in my closet you will find a lot of jeans from old navy, gap, NY co, american eagle. dress pants, supershort bebe silk skirts, a few nice silk ect tops from express, bcbg and bebe, wedding appropriate dresses and skirts endless amts of cotton T shirts long and short sleeve, and 15 and two halves (that don't go together) of fuck me shoes and boots.
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Stoney & bichette, That reminds me I should re-organize my closet before I head out to yoga.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Stoney, 7 jeans fit weird...maybe it's me. Anywho, bichette I live in CA and they raised the price of cigs to almost $7 a pack! When cigs cost more than a pint of beer you need to cut your losses and stop buying em!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Bitchette, right now in my closet you will find a ton of short-sleeved longish cotton tops, several pairs of 7 jeans and tarjay jeans, sheath style dresses and sun dresses, cropped blazers and jean jackets, and exactly six thousand four hundred and three pairs of heels and handbags. Teehee.
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Is that Joey Tribiani (Matt LeBlanc) in the commercial?
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Blasphemy! Off-Topic on a Mother's Cookies thread?!? Why, we can talk about THIS ALL DAY!*eyeroll*
*wonders when he's gonna stop with these shitty cookies.*
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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:22pm.
where are you?
*rushes to pack bags*
and my trick to smoking weed and drinking- smoke first. i find if you don't smoke first and you start drinking it all goes to shit when you smoke after your already drunky.
i'm glad i quit smoking when i did. when moved to CA and packs were $5 i thought that was expensive!
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Sorry for going off topic on smoking, MK. we can move it to the open forum later *side eyes*
Oh, and if you eat Mother's Circus Animal Cookies ice cream actually from 1987 you really will be hurling!
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bichette, I don't buy cigarettes period cause I can't afford them. But almost everyone I know smokes so I end up bumming, especially if we're drinking. I've also noticed that weed is SO strong out here that I get the spins if I'm drinking too. So it's like you have to cut everything you like to do together out once you get older. Totally blows!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:14pm.
Hysteria, I find that acupuncture has helped my cravings for cigs during the day. I don't even think about it, so I think if you do acupuncture at least twice a week it would also help with cessation.
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you are absolutely right! use whatever works for you. i also used self hypnosis tapes before bed. i swear those suckers worked!
best wishes!
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my trick to quitting smoking was to have a pack with like one or two cigs left, that i would hide somewhere. then i knew in the back of my head, if i REALLY really needed a cig, i had one, but in the meantime, i felt very strong and proud of myself for having and not smoking the last two. otherwise, i would end up needing a cig, then buying and smoking a whole pack.
that was in 2003. not that i haven't smoked since then, but very rarely.
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That ice cream looked orgasmic! Too bad I was BORN in '87 and too young for ice cream... :(
I shop in juniors sometimes, but a lot of their jeans are low rise and I just don't think the plumber's crack look is all that sexy.
Stoney, we probably weigh the same as well. But I swear I don't even go on scales because I get depressed if I weigh more than 129. Weird...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hysteria, I find that acupuncture has helped my cravings for cigs during the day. I don't even think about it, so I think if you do acupuncture at least twice a week it would also help with cessation.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
can i look in your guy's closets???
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bichette & Stoney, we should start the shortie club!!!! LOL! We are all exactly the same height. This is NUTS!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
No love for Megan Lewis?
Oh i forgot, the three days of physical withdrawal are difficult, but do-able. need some heavy-duty planning for that time
- taking up jogging was helpful to me
- long saunas before bed helped sweat out the toxins & made sleeping easier
- just face it, you're gonna get headaches, sleeplessness, etc. you can get thru it
it takes most people about 7 tries (think of as 'practice') before they finally quit
reward yourself for each week/month you quit... a new purse, a spa trip, with all the money you're saving!
best of all ... think of the great sex with all the hawt nonsmoking guys and women that's now open to you!
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DUDE.
weird.
:P
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bichette, I'm also really curvy at the same height! It depends on the style of the jean, sometimes size 5 fits. Gap and Old Navy sizing is weird, the size 6 waist is too big and then size 4 can be a little tight on the butt. Geez, finding good jeans is impossible. But as I said before, Bulldog has some nice jeans, but they're sold in Urban Outfitters and they're OVERPRICED to hell!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I totally shop in the Jr.s Section.
I am also 5'2" and half!!
Dude!
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Yes, they are Mossimo jeans, lol. But they are a classic style in a dark wash and I remember when I used to fit into them they made my butt look awesome, so I want to wear them again! They do look a little juniory, but that's fine with me...ain't nothing wrong with looking young! (I already do in the face so why not)
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bichette, Tarjay and some nice jeans actually. I usually look in the juniors section 'cause the women's section looks a little old for me.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:07pm.
mee tooo! 5'2.5"
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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:03pm.
yeah, i'm a shorty too. everything is too long for me- cept at old navy.
but my womanly curves do not fit well in jrs. and it seems like they always got sparkly shit on them. :)
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Stoney, those would make me 5'7....that would be RAD! I'm a lowly 5'2 and a half...not even 5'3!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hyseria- thanks for the support, babe. :) And I'm beginning to agree with you about the nic patches, maybe they're more of a placebo than anything else.
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Stoney, I feel yah, I want to get down to under 120. I wonder if it's possible though...I remember weighing 114 and being a size 2.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:01pm.
yeah, in the jrs section! heehee. :) are those mossimo jeans? does issac mizrahi make jeans there?
i haven't tried on any jeans from target. if i'm in the market for cheaper jeans i usually go to old navy.
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I'm not THAT short, lol!
*hands paris five inch stilletos*
Teehee just kidding lovey.
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bichette, sometimes juniors fit better because they're for shorties. whatever im between a size 4 and 6 usually, and everything is too long for me, even the short in Gap is too long. I like these bulldog jeans though, they're skinny legs so you can pull them up without it looking too stupid.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
size 5 is jrs bitches! whatch some what not to wear. :P
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